cats are sooo funny

[sanctified]

they make me laugh...especially when they try to eat phones...or when they fly! hahaha...what? pure bull right? i am having one of those moments where I want my childhood back. hahaha

[NaykidApe]

I think cats are funny when they try to quote Sheakspere or dress like cabana singers. I want them to put me back on my medication.

[crummyrummy]

I like them cats that quote Nitzer Ebb lyrics.

[teepi]

I like when cats try to act like someone's father...and they get pissed and jump up and smack your hand if you try to turn up the thermostat.

Or when you're driving in the car and they keep asking"are we there yet"??

[AreYouExperienced]

My cat is the funniest when she does stand-up.

[hiro]

I like my cat when he looks like he is going to kill someone.

[lemontwistedmind]

i want a cat. i just have a dog and all he does is wear dan rather sweaters and smoke on a bubble pipe.

[Dr. Lecter]

My cat is the funniest whenever he tells me, "Go take a piss on the salad bar at Burger King!"

[Woog]

My cat morfs into a gazelle influencing me to use odd condiments
on my chimichonga.

[RoBoWaLkEr]

I like to take cats and say, "I didn't know cats could fly!", then chuck them across the room.

[maryjaneguitargurl]

they are funny when the fall off of things heeh


peace
chickens

[bjorky]

My cat is funniest when he says "do you want to order some pizza?" but what he really means is, i want to order pizza and your paying:rolleyes:

[teepi]

Their REALLY funny when they come in drunk after stealing your car and going to town and raising hell at the titty bars.....

well, maybe the stealing of the car ain't so funny......

Damn cat.....

[physicalxgraffiti]

once my friend and i played catch with my cat, and he purred throughout the enitre round.

[FNA]

wow, i wish my cat talked to me

[Bloody_Kisses]

my cat was washing itself the other day and it was trying to lick its own neck. then her tounge got caught onto her collar. i laughed so hard that i almost pissed myself.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

once my friend and i played catch with my cat, and he purred throughout the enitre round.cats purr when they breath
a cant cant breath without purring
when u do hear them purr , like when you are petting them, they are breathing heavyer
so i guess when u where chuching your cat around it was breathing heavy cuz it was scared

[cherryiceangel]

my cats funny when she cleans her ears...

because she has extra toes...and it looks like she has a thumb...it cracks me up.

[Nathan11]

"How do you stop a cat from crawling around in circles?"




Nail it's other paw down too.



No, but I like the sounds a cat makes when it hits the wall at 60 MPH. o_ô


JK

[teepi]

Nathan.....I think you're full of kitty litter...lol

I know you'd never hurt anything.

Cats are really funny when they dirty every dish in the house then refuse to clean up after themselves.
Even after you've warned them after the last party they had when you were gone....they JUST DON'T CARE....

[bjorky]

Even after you've warned them after the last party they had when you were gone....they JUST DON'T CARE....
You are so right! I told my cat that i wasn't going to wash another dish until he smartened up. He just laughed right in my face and then drank out the carton!
Don't even get me started on the toilet seat :mad:

[freedbypeace]

My dad told me my greandpa's cat used to have a habit of sleeping on his head. One night my grandpa got so annoyed of having the cat on his face that he chucked it against the wall. And it never came back. :eek: The End.

I never call my cat by its real name. She's a hermaphadite. It's fun. :p

[Turn]

I have the exact same proablem, my trashcan is full of chiflil-a bags so I can't fit any more in. I would stomp it down but the honey mustard packs would go everywhere. I don't know what to do, I am hungry but I can't get any more till my trashcan is empty.

[teepi]

Yep,and you know it just don't matter...if you were drowning in a sea of chik-fil-a bags....that cat..will...NEVER...TAKE OUT THAT TRASH!!!!!!

He thinks we will just put up with ANYTHING he dishes out!!!......AND DAMN IT...he's right...