Busted by the pizzaboy

[Orsino2]

Had the munchies at my friend's house. Three of my friends and I decided to each throw in $5 for a few pizzas and rent a movie on pay per view. Anyway, this dude was like "what are you doing", to my friends so we let him smoke. :eek:

[Jennifer19]

haha

[element7]

Aha, got the pizzadude baked. I'd get pizzadude baked anyday, and wish em' luck with the munchies.

[Soulless||Chaos]

HEhe we used to always smoke out the pizza guy. :D

[Amanda's Shadow]

lol! i want to be your pizzaboy right now!

[juggla]

i got a dude working at a mcdonalds drive through baked before, we went through smoking out of a bong(it was at a 24hr mcdonalds and like 2am so we werent scared of gettin busted), he was like 'i have a break in 5min. park out back and let me get sum hits and ill hook u up with free food' so i smoked him up and got sum double cheese burgers and fries for free.

[Orsino2]

Hahaha... :D I hear about that kinda shit around here all the time. Someone told me that some people who work at a McDonalds deal through the drive-thru and they have some kind of secret code combined with something they'll order, then they drive around and then put it in the bags with the food. It's nuts, man. Ahaha. :eek:

Man, I am so baked. Earler, I was trying to remember where I put the remote and I was playing with the DirecTV box and trying to find the movie channels, now it's stuck on Country Music Television. Fuckin nuts...

[headymoechick]

HA! I used to do that when I worked at Wendy's!! All my friends had to say was "what color is that sauce/ dressing?"

Our pizza guy knows we smoke, but we don't invite him in. sorry. I would be afraid of him pulling some bullshit and calling hte cops. It's not like I know the dude.

[sm0key42o8]

I use to always give away free food when I worked at Mcdonalds, whether I knew the people or not! If I smelled some ganja, I would hook em up with mad fries and shakes and mcfurries. I knew the managers code, so I could ring something up and then void it after it was made. I gave away so much free food to my friends. I would give em like 5 bags everytime they came through, all they had to do was drive up and say it was them!

[headymoechick]

you know what I used to do? I was SLICK! There is a button on hte Wendy's screen that says "open coupon" If someone had a coupon, you pushed that button and took the money off the total.

What I did is in the drive thru (I was always collecting money) is if someone got something "regular" that I knew the price and the usual change for, I would press open coupon after giving them the whole total, and pocket the remainder. Since I was taking it out of the computer, my drawer was never short, but I managed at least 5 bucks every time I worked there when I figured out that trick. I got caught eventually, but they didn't fire me. I probably stole a few hundred bucks over the course of the time I did it.

hee hee, yeah. Fuck Wendy's! but that was pretty smart, no?

[sm0key42o8]

WE use to do something like that at Mcdonalds. I would give the grill guy a headset and if someone ordered somthing I new the total of, I wouldnt ring it up, and just pocket the money and split it with the grill guy at the end of the night!

[headymoechick]

cool. Ripping off fast food places rock!

[sm0key42o8]

Indeed

[Oppergod]

You should all live here, in The Netherlands. Smoke kilo's of marijuana in front of a police station and the police almost asks you to hit them

[MagicSwhirlingShip]

one time my brother was working the drive thru at mcdonalds and no managers where there. So me and my buddy when through the drive thru my bro gave us our food stuck his head out the window and took a huge bong rip like the fiend he is.

[Jointman69]

You should all live here, in The Netherlands. Smoke kilo's of marijuana in front of a police station and the police almost asks you to hit them
haha is that bullshit i smell? i do believe so

clues:
stoners usually dont call it marijuana
kilos?
only moms refer to them as the police.


there were two hardy's where i used to live, the regular and the stoner hardy's. 5 dealers worked at thes toner one and theyd always throw in free food if you bought a large enough bag.

[gottssunfire]

When I worked at DQ people would always come in right before close from the local punk shows, and since the manager was always in back counting the registers I'd give them free ice cream. More than once they offered me pints of liquor, but they never had any ganj. Damn punks.

[Jonas]

shut the fuck up jointman. what is wrong with calling marijuana marijuana? or the police police? just cause you smoke weed doesn't mean you have to talk like a retard.

Jointman: "ooooh maaaaan i'm so blitzed off this chronic we got maaaaaaaaan"
Jointman's friend: "yeah duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i'm so stoked we can be real stoners together brooooooooooooo"
Jointman: "yeah man, its so cool that we are real hippies man who use real hippie words maaaaaaaaaan i love being a stooooonnnnneeeeerrrrrr ddddduuuuuuddddeeee i'm so retarded maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

[snelio37]

hehe. all the stoners here work for ups.

[Orsino2]

aAGAHAh... my friends dad retired after 22-24 years in the navy when he heard about the whole iran/syria/possible draft and now he works for UPS. Haha, my friend's mom lets us smoke as long as we keep it upstairs and we don't cause any trouble, because some janitor caught us smoking in this janitor's room thing at the main lobby houise thing at this timeshare resort at night and he was like "are you smoking grassss" and he was probably around sixty. My friends let him smoke and then he narced anyway... :p but my friend's mom smokes when they go to watch football and such at their friends' house.

[oOflyeyesOo]

haha, my friend ordered a pizza one time, he was walking outside to dump out the bong water and the guy was right there and he was like hey man heres your pizza and then asked if he wanted to buy some pills. And the subway we got here, we can go buy a foot long and a 8th of dank :-p pretty nice setup they got going.

[peacelovebarefeet]

lol off subject (kinda) but if you know what to say the the people working at this one liquor store, they'll sell you a rock for cheap... ive never done it though.. i like the ganja! lol

[Orsino2]

ahahaha.... it's nuts how corrupt some places are and people don't even know about it, but it's funny and rather amusing at the same time. I hear rumors about it all the time here, but I wish I knew what to say. Nobody I know has ever gotten an eighth or anything from a fast food place, but they know of someone who has. Then we talk to the person who has and they're always like "I don't know man, I don't think they work there anymore"... :p I should try doing different kinds of codes like the sauce/dressing one at the McDonalds three or four miles from my house... lmao... just to see if it means something. lmfao. :D

[Amanda's Shadow]

if i were your pizza girl, would you get me baked? :):):) *hopeful*

[Willy_Wonka_27]

my mcdonalds has "people of all ablities" aka special, slow ect. in the drive thru. so i dont think there selling weed. last time i went they accidentily gave me a free burger...but im a vegitatian.

the dealers here ushily dont work for mconalds but they ushily hang out inside. there really shady. they offer drugs to every teen that walks in the door.

[StonerBill]

i dont really order pizzas these days, theres a pizza place a block away.
though one baker a the bakery i worked at told us about all the awesome shit he could hook us up with for cheap. i never saw him working there again :(

[stonr]

my pizza boy smokes, i give him a good tip usualy cause he is alwase cool about it we chill but i never smoked him out. he drives a fugl ass car though

[GCandPfunk]

yea theres a pizza guy workin at hungry howies that drives a shitty derby car with a big number 8 on the hood... so we call him "number 8"... we never smoked him out but i think its comin soon.

[Swat30]

I worked at as a skate guard at an ice rink earlier this year for some extra cash at college. My first day of work, my new boss comes up to me and goes, "hey you wanna smoke?" So me, him, and the Zamboni driver got high as hell in the Zamboni room.....then i got to eat all the free popcorn i wanted. it was pretty sweet.

[Orsino2]

if i were your pizza girl, would you get me baked? :):):) *hopeful*Hahaha... I should smoke with the pizza delivery people as a tip from now on. Haha, if someone was in a drought it would be their lucky night. :D Hey, it's better then a few dollars. I'll have $260 in my erm... pot, by this Thursday and everyone is out of town or running dry or busy... I can't stand it when this happens. I'll probably have about enough for four or five ounces of dank in a week or so... lmao. Hmm, maybe shrooms instead.


Haha... this reminds me of that song If I Had A Million Dollars...

I should re-write that... "If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a neverending joint"

[JoneeEarthquake]

Pizzadude would be a pretty cool job. Ive seen enough pornos and heard enough stories like this, the pizzadude always gets laid and smoked down. I think ive found my calling.

[Orsino2]

Pizzadude would be a pretty cool job. Ive seen enough pornos and heard enough stories like this, the pizzadude always gets laid and smoked down. I think ive found my calling.Hahaha, yeah, what people make as tips while delivering pizzas is enough to make you want to be one. :p

[Love113]

Our pizza guy is a cool head with long locks, you can imagine we've smoked him out a few times, and him the same.

[Orsino2]

Haha, damn, I wish I lived closer to the city... sucks in Eastern VA. I like Richmond.

[underplay]

Wow thats one of my goals for this year...smokeout the pizza guy/girl ;) hehe.

[sumtinbuggy]

Had the munchies at my friend's house. Three of my friends and I decided to each throw in $5 for a few pizzas and rent a movie on pay per view. Anyway, this dude was like "what are you doing", to my friends so we let him smoke. :eek:

You are an upstanding citizen. Your parents would be soooo proud!

[psychadelic haze]

good stories yall...im new to forum..seems chill..keep on rockin..ill be round

[Orsino2]

You are an upstanding citizen. Your parents would be soooo proud!Yeah, I'm sure yours are quite proud boggsy pie. :rolleyes: My parents know I smoke as there is nothing wrong with it. It is a plant.

[sumtinbuggy]

OBVIOUSLY, YOUR PARENTS ARE FUCKING BRAIN-DEAD MORONS.

[Orsino2]

OBVIOUSLY, YOUR PARENTS ARE FUCKING BRAIN-DEAD MORONS.Really? And you care to explain?

[sumtinbuggy]

Really? And you care to explain?

Carefully read your prior posts and get back to me.

[Orsino2]

Carefully read your prior posts and get back to me.:).

[sumtinbuggy]

:).
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[Maggie Sugar]

I hear about that kinda shit around here all the time. Someone told me that some people who work at a McDonalds deal through the drive-thru and they have some kind of secret code combined with something they'll order, Yeah, it's "I'll have a Number Four meal, with a medium Sprite, a Cheese burger Happy Meal, with no pickles and a Dime Bag of Pot, no seeds."

[sumtinbuggy]

I'd love to be the undercover cop that knew the code and busted the punks who were doing that. Love to see the look on their faces!http://hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif

[underplay]

LOL selling at McDonalds? That's when the line gets crossed...

[Eugene]

There was a KFC nearby that got busted a coupla years back. Apparently some dude accidently gave them the secret code and ended up with some weed, asshole called the cops too.

[MelvnDoo]

one time a friend of mine was smoking a bunch of pot with her roommates in a 2nd story appartment (of a house) to the point where there was a definite thick haze of smoke in the room. so there's a knock on the door and one of the roommates says "yeah, c'mon in..." turns out it was their landlord showing the place to four girls. funny thing was that NOBODY in the group that walked in said a word about it - even the landlord.


i heard the same thing happened with the cable guy once. they had just smoked a bunch of bongloads and then a recently-high roommate had to be the one to explain to the guy where the cable jack was. "uhhh.... i think it's over here... wait - what did you say?"

[snelio37]

^ that is effing hilarious. seriously, dude. that's the kind of thing that makes me wish i smoke.

[Orsino2]

one time a friend of mine was smoking a bunch of pot with her roommates in a 2nd story appartment (of a house) to the point where there was a definite thick haze of smoke in the room. so there's a knock on the door and one of the roommates says "yeah, c'mon in..." turns out it was their landlord showing the place to four girls. funny thing was that NOBODY in the group that walked in said a word about it - even the landlord.


i heard the same thing happened with the cable guy once. they had just smoked a bunch of bongloads and then a recently-high roommate had to be the one to explain to the guy where the cable jack was. "uhhh.... i think it's over here... wait - what did you say?"lmao, I was with the same two or three friends that got the pizza dude stoned. We were upstairs in the bathroom (their parents were gone for a couple days) and we filled the bathroom with a thick haze of smoke and a fog machine. There's a cop that lives across the street and he was in his driveway. We started peering out of the blinds but trying to make it look obvious that we were watching him, lmao. It was so funny... he kept staring and he called and asked if everything was okay. As my friend was talking to him on the phone, I opened the bathroom window and he had the most stupified look on his face.

[blazednconfused]

lmao, I was with the same two or three friends that got the pizza dude stoned. We were upstairs in the bathroom (their parents were gone for a couple days) and we filled the bathroom with a thick haze of smoke and a fog machine. There's a cop that lives across the street and he was in his driveway. We started peering out of the blinds but trying to make it look obvious that we were watching him, lmao. It was so funny... he kept staring and he called and asked if everything was okay. As my friend was talking to him on the phone, I opened the bathroom window and he had the most stupified look on his face.
haha we have a cop that lives next door too, a real asshole actually. when my brothers were younger they would put dog shit on his front step and light it on fire, ring the doorbell, etc. he's always snooping around our property since he knows we're a bunch of "dirty hippies" as hes referred to us before.

[colloquialone]

if that is a fringe benefit of being in the pizza delivery business then I want that job.

[Orsino2]

haha we have a cop that lives next door too, a real asshole actually. when my brothers were younger they would put dog shit on his front step and light it on fire, ring the doorbell, etc. he's always snooping around our property since he knows we're a bunch of "dirty hippies" as hes referred to us before.Haha, I have one down the street who was also the brother of my grandma's neighbor, and he's actually been quite nice and let me off once when I was going through some hard (hah, I typed high) times and he knew about it.

Some cops really suck... I had one pull mace on me for having illegal fireworks once. He let us go and thought we were dealing and signaling people with fireworks. That was in Myrtle Beach in front of the Dayton House.

[greengoddess]

I once was running from the bathroom to our bedroom naked cuz the pizza guy was at the door, I look and he's tall enough to see in, which is quite rare, anyways he saw me butt naked, and we order from them like evry week. pretty embarrasing.

[Orsino2]

Ahaha... I just got busted by my dad tonight. He gave me two lighters and a pack of gum as punishment and told me to make sure you clean the sink before I dump my ashes or put anything out so your mom won't notice.

My dad hasn't caught me with any bud before but my mom caught me with an eighth. If I had some lighters that day they wouldn't have caught me because of the carbon from the candles and coleman stove.

[Orsino2]

ahaha.. now that's some crazy shit. Hope you and your boy are doing okay, man.

[ihavenoideawhatsgoin]

That would suck. I think when I'm older I'll be a pizza guy.

[Orsino2]

Man, this thread makes me want to order pizza tomorrow, but I'm broke. :D I have like $2.00 right now, lmao. I need a job.

[Jennifer19]

Mmmm pizza