How do i convince a bunch of women to buy me a house?

[WayfaringStranger]

im serious. if i could just get 5 or 6 women together to buy me a house, they could have jobs and work in my gardens, i could grow pot and play music allday. but how do i go about convincing them to do this. i only want a small cult, we dont have to kill anyone, i dont want to be rich, why does this have to be so hard?

[Earthy Mama]

because women don't like to be played or used :eek:

[WayfaringStranger]

well im not really sure if that would be playing them, im a very honest person, so im sure they'd know what was goin on.

[dylanzeppelin]

im serious. if i could just get 5 or 6 women together to buy me a house, they could have jobs and work in my gardens, i could grow pot and play music allday. but how do i go about convincing them to do this. i only want a small cult, we dont have to kill anyone, i dont want to be rich, why does this have to be so hard?
keep dreaming..

[WayfaringStranger]

oh yeah and one of you has to play bass, one has to play fiddle, and one can play banjo . . .

[Earthy Mama]

what if I want to play a stick with the snappy rubber band

[Dalee]

I'm thinking of starting my own 6 or 7 women cult. This really sounds like a good ideal.



I think we should plan our small communal like 6 women cult program

[moonshyne]

im serious. if i could just get 5 or 6 women together to buy me a house, they could have jobs and work in my gardens, i could grow pot and play music allday. but how do i go about convincing them to do this. i only want a small cult, we dont have to kill anyone, i dont want to be rich, why does this have to be so hard?
Maybe if you bought the house, it'd be easier to convince them......also try telling them you are the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and that the end is near, that always seems to work for some damn screwy reason......

If they had jobs, does that mean they'd have to give you their money?

[Antimatter235]

So you wanna be cult leader when you grow up ?

I'm sure cult leaders just thought "Theres no work, i'm bored, people sucks. There is a demand in Miracles & Enlightenment, why not supply it ?".

Then they start writing a Scripture. They find a couple of influencable people, "save" them (MIRACLE!!!), show them The Truth, practice the religion... And of course the church needs money.
They alternative is therapeutic cults, those not based on a religion, if you feel like it.
You will need a reason as to why males can't be taught the Holy Truth though.
There are books on how cults works (well, mind control). Learn from them.

OK... this is questionable ethics but, hey, the end justify the means.

[scarlettchasingroses]

i don't think you are going to get far using the word cult.....

[geckopelli]

Come to me my son. I will teach you the way of explotation.

[Bloody_Kisses]

that would be interesting. maybe in a few years ill come join you, but dont get your hopes up.

[WayfaringStranger]

Maybe if you bought the house, it'd be easier to convince them......also try telling them you are the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and that the end is near, that always seems to work for some damn screwy reason......

If they had jobs, does that mean they'd have to give you their money?
they dont have to give me any money. ive reached spiritual enlightenment and no longer have a use for that. unfortunately it does still rain, so a house would be nice

[geckopelli]

that would be interesting. maybe in a few years ill come join you, but dont get your hopes up.
Don't misunderstand me- I was going to exploit wayfaringstranger!

[FunkyPhreshMama]

Hey John, I have taken care of a unemployed musician for two years so tis nothing new to me. If your ever interested in sharing a house in the NC mountains with Me, a lazy guitar player (aka my hubby) and two kiddies, possibly some other kind folks we could probly work something out............. I tend to be everyones mom anyways LOL if we could get atleast two or three people to hold a job it could work, long as rent and bills are paid. my only thing is whoever doesnt want to be employed gets to cook and help clean and work in the garden...............

[moonshyne]

Hey John, I have taken care of a unemployed musician for two years so tis nothing new to me. If your ever interested in sharing a house in the NC mountains with Me, a lazy guitar player (aka my hubby) and two kiddies, possibly some other kind folks we could probly work something out............. I tend to be everyones mom anyways LOL if we could get atleast two or three people to hold a job it could work, long as rent and bills are paid. my only thing is whoever doesnt want to be employed gets to cook and help clean and work in the garden...............

Right....as if that ever works out.

Eventualy someone who isn't doing shit feels like they do too much, the ones who work think they are in charge, and all of the bills and house chores ends up falling on just a couple of people. I hate living with greedy people!

[themnax]

if i knew how to convince anyone to do anything i'd probably
be in politics.

i know what kind of intentional community i'd like to start
but have no resources to speak of myself.

(ecotopian with craftufactuaring center, mathom house, community barns and gardens, alternative energy and building tecniques, park train transit and internet communications - possibly quasi-monastic (in the sense of quiteness and simple garb)
but absolutely nonfanatical in any sense,
with maybe even a visitors and newcomer's orientation center, just like a full scale village on lananara)

=^^=
.../\...

[WayfaringStranger]

ok y'all gettin off topic. so how do i do it. should i lie? show em all my big cock? find a bunch of lesbians? whats my best angle here? should i start using drugs and get them all addicted to crack? or should i just keep being a nice dude and hopefully the right women will see the wisdom in my ways?

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Maybe you could take a few lessons from the Backstreet Boys or something... they always knew what to say.... sigh.... :rolleyes:

[moonshyne]

ok y'all gettin off topic. so how do i do it. should i lie? show em all my big cock? find a bunch of lesbians? whats my best angle here? should i start using drugs and get them all addicted to crack? or should i just keep being a nice dude and hopefully the right women will see the wisdom in my ways?What on earth makes you think lesbians would want to buy YOU a house when they could just keep it for themselves? Don't go showing off your cock either......unless you wanna be a pimp or something, and let your hookers buy your house. Then you can cock slap those ho's and say "where's my money, bitch!?!" Ho's love being bitch smacked, and they love giving their dirty money to dudes for some fucked up reason. Being a nice dude will only get you so far in life. You gotta show those bitches who's boss.

[Levi]

L. Ron Hubbard had a successful strategy. He said creating a new religion would be a good way to get rich and then he did! Study him.


Why do your fellow growers have to be women? Couldn't they be illegal aliens? That's called a plantation around here. Illegal immigrants might be more submissive than women.

I am joking. Don't move here. Don't exploit aliens. Put the bong down and drink a cup of coffee.

If you want to grow for a living there is opportunity to do it wothout breaking the law in Northern Cali. If the people were medical marijuana patients, you could grow and they could help you. You can be the provider for people with perscriptions. Then you can buy a house and the ladies don't have to live with you.

[WayfaringStranger]

thank you micheal. that was a very insightful observation, thus illustrating my need for women to buy me a house.

[FunkyPhreshMama]

ok y'all gettin off topic. so how do i do it. should i lie? show em all my big cock? HAHAHA. so r you just gonna show every girl you pass on the street your cock or just a select few........ it might get you a nice prison cell instead of a house LOL

[Sign Related]

im serious. if i could just get 5 or 6 women together to buy me a house, they could have jobs and work in my gardens, i could grow pot and play music allday. but how do i go about convincing them to do this. i only want a small cult, we dont have to kill anyone, i dont want to be rich, why does this have to be so hard?
You're similar to me in how I'd want women to be for me so I could live like a king among 'em.

I tried to convince women. It hasnt worked out so I said fuck it. Anyhow it may be best though if you go for bisexual women. I say that because other straight women 9 times out of 10 dont want to share their man with other women. That's just how it is though.

Good luck though.

[placebo_republica]

i'll be in your cult. can't work in the garden though, no good with plants. as for the house, how does a refrigerator box sound?

[brokenwingz425]

If you ever figure out how to do it let me know

[Adeela]

convince them that you hold all the answers in life and you will share those with them when they submit to your teachings.

im all for making a cult as long as i get to write the scripture and have a garden. you can do whatever you want with the rest of the group.

[skycanvas]

im serious. if i could just get 5 or 6 women together to buy me a house, they could have jobs and work in my gardens, i could grow pot and play music allday. but how do i go about convincing them to do this. i only want a small cult, we dont have to kill anyone, i dont want to be rich, why does this have to be so hard?

Man, it's already been done. This guy cracked the code & he's been doin' it all his life. He's the Pimp-of-All-Pimps!

Ya know Hef--I never understood the point of boobs that big until womens' wrestling...

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Hugh Hefner:rolleyes:

http://www.askmen.com/men/feb00/12_hugh_hefner.html

"Hugh Hefner, what can we say that hasn't already been said about the man who has inspired us all to read magazines for the articles. He has lived an incredible life that most men only dream of. His rise to the top was arduous but the rewards were worth it. After all, living in a house full of Playmates can surely relieve the stress of everyday life."

[skycanvas]

Hugh Hefner was born on April 9th, 1926, in Chicago, Illinois to Glenn and Grace Hefner. As a child, he attended Sayre Elementary School and Steinmetz High on the West Side of Chicago. He wasn't a gifted student, just your run of the mill average joe who was getting by in school.

(Yes, but someone who recognized the latent potential in Barbara Walters!)

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That's her checking out the Sheesha! It was her job to maintain the water level before it got dangerously low & one of the 'bunnies' burned their throat or got a harsh cough. Light my pipe, will you darling? I know you're only here for the memories!

[skycanvas]

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Based on another guy fantasy that a pair of dykes are both feminine

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Psst, why do we have to wear these funny costumes again? Shhh!--Because we're Bunnies, stupid!

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/18745hef4.jpg
Hey--the guy who's not wearing the bunny suit
keeps adjusting my tail with his foot!
You know what standup comedy is buddy? Your tackle!
If this was the 80's, I'd sue you for sexual harassment.
But if this was the 90's I give you Viagra...
--Shut up Ginger, it's only the 60's!
Oh, what the heck...
mmm, don't stop--harder, oooh, yessssss!
—Olive Fakingpleasure

[skycanvas]

convince them that you hold all the answers in life and you will share those with them when they submit to your teachings.

im all for making a cult as long as i get to write the scripture and have a garden. you can do whatever you want with the rest of the group.

BULLSHIT!

1. Make them Rich

2. Make them Prettier than other Girls

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[skycanvas]

They Had the Garden

They didn't Want the Garden

They Wanted to Know what was to Know on the Don't Know Tree

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:rolleyes:

~The Eternal Cycle of Thought~

REPEAT MANTRA

1. What Can I get that I don't already have?

2. How Can I Get It?

:eek:

[skycanvas]

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[skycanvas]

Sex? --No...

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Shopping!

:(

[skycanvas]

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/18745bunnylogo.jpg
:H

You Can Do It!

[WayfaringStranger]

oooo i liked this thread, thanks for bringin it back! although i cant see all the pics you posted.

[skycanvas]

oooo i liked this thread, thanks for bringin it back! although i cant see all the pics you posted.

Yeah, some guys claim they only read Playboy for the articles too.

What is having more than one woman--every guy's Dream or every guy's Nightmare?

You are probably on Internet Radio, you have to plug in a monitor.

"She's got her Hair Pulled Back--Wayfarers On..."-Boys of Summer, Don Henley Is that the kind of Wayfarers you're talkin about? :H

-Later.

[dd3stp233]

I think if you really study Charles Manson, he did it without being rich first, unlike Hugh. Just don't do the criminal stuff like murder. Just study the period when he got out of jail (1965?) to when he living at Spahn Ranch (1969?). His folowers had nowhere else to go, dead end kids. Note: he usually only picked up females. So he picked them up and took them to his garbage dump. All got high and had orgies, good times.

[WayfaringStranger]

not wuite my style, i think you need a more devious mind to pull that off. im too open and honest, and kindof have the nice-guy syndrome. but thatnks for brinin out the oldest thread of mine that i can remember.

[dietcoketree]

wow you are really sick in the mind.

[WayfaringStranger]

yes!! my favorite thread ever!! i was wonderin where this one went.