ok here a question

[Smartie.uk]

can vegitarians and vegans swallow jism? or is it deemed moraly wrong?

i need to know these thing in case i ever find my self dating a vegan.. i need to know whether i should hold her nose and tilt her head back at the point of ejaculation.
:p

[stardust]

thats gross man!!

even if i was a canibal i wouldnt swallow it coz it tastes disgusting! you try it and see for yourself one day!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

[Claire]

Well all vegans know oral sex isn't technically vegan, seeing as semen is considered as an animal product. So this is why my friend off the vegan forum made this new recipe, so that vegans can still experience the thrill of giving a blowjob, without compromising their principles. i give you:

Loki's Vegan Cum
Ingredients
1 pound silken tofu
1 teaspoon canola oil
3 tablespoons salt
Water
Cornflour

Directions
1.) Mix tofu, canola oil and salt together in a blender or food processor until it forms a paste.
2.) Mix in water until it forms a runny consistency
3.) If it gets too runny, add cornflour to thicken it up again

Storage
This recipe will make plenty, so it's perfect for bukkake or any other sexual acts which require a lot of semen. However, it will store for about 4-5 days in a fridge, and it can be frozen.

With this great recipe us vegans can still enjoy the pleasurable "by product" of oral sex whilst still retaining our ethical values :p

[Power_13]

For an even closer experience, fill a water pistol up with it :p


If anyone wants to borrow my Super Soaker 2000, just ask ;)

[Claire]

For an even closer experience, fill a water pistol up with it :p
Thanks for the tip :p

[Smartie.uk]

so thats a yes then.. if i ever find myself in a relationship with a vegan... it may very well be necessary to hold her nose and tilt the head on ejaculation... and maybe an occasional slapp.. followed by the words " who's your daddy" or "guzzle it bitch, guzzle it!!"

[Claire]

so thats a yes then.. if i ever find myself in a relationship with a vegan... it may very well be necessary to hold her nose and tilt the head on ejaculation... and maybe an occasional slapp.. followed by the words " who's your daddy" or "guzzle it bitch, guzzle it!!"
I love it when you talk rough :p

[novarys]

wow....this was kinda scary....:p

[monosphere]

I never thought I'd see the day where someone would actually invent a recipe for vegan cum. That's too funny!

[Smartie.uk]

I love it when you talk rough :p
i'll remember that ;)

[DoktorAtomik]

.....my friend off the vegan forum There's a vegan forum here? I never knew that. Is it someone's personal forum?

[Claire]

There's a vegan forum here? I never knew that. Is it someone's personal forum?
It's nothing to do with hipforums, I'll pm you the web address :)