Venting -- Take your chance

[TerminalMadness]

I'm venting out about certain things and channeling Lewis Black; now it's your chance:

* People who talk on their cellphone at theaters
* People who use the term Un-American
* People who see a crowded bus and get on anyways thinking they can squeeze in.
* People who bring noisy shopping bags to movie theaters
* People who rev up their motorcycle engine in the middle of the night. You're not fucking desperado!
* People who let their bratty kids run around the house at 3 in the morning
* People who never tell you the time when you ask for it
* People who take long on the payphones
* People who walk at a slugs pace in shopping centers; move on, what the fuck is there to see?!
* Doctors in emergency rooms who ask "How are we feeling today?" Great that's why I'm in the fucking ER!
* People who argue on message boards and go off-topic (even I've done that)
* People who talk to one another during a movie; why are you watching the movie if you're going to talk?
* People who ask "where did you leave it last?" When you lose something. If I knew I'd have it by now.
* People who are peppy all the time without the help of medication. Life isn't that good
* Flavored Water; I think that's call juice! Buy juice! WTF's the use of flavored water?!
* People who take their children to horror or drama films. If you're child is going to get bored and act up, then leave him home!
* Those rich dickheads who poured expensive french wine down the drain to protest France. It's your money you're throwing down the drain, moron! No wonder why countries hate us!

That's all for now. I'll think of some more later.

Now it's your turn to vent.

[mystical_shroom]

I cant stand it when people stand on your ass when you are waiting in line somewhere...
I hate it when people bathe in cologne or perfume...
Or when guys think that cologne covers up the smell of BO..so they douche there armpits with cologne..so you get that mixture..
Or when driving and you are in traffic and someone is again on your ass and its like, where the fuck do you want me to go..they think you have like go go gadget wheels or something..
People who talk on cell phones whilst driving and almost crashing into you...
People who ride bikes on a busy street...
Young kids that own cell phones..
Those crazy jenny jones, maury povich kids..

The list could go on more but I think that shall do...

[Maggie Sugar]

People who are on their cell phones ALL THE TIME, and then complain they have no life.

People who have really dumbass, outdated, archaic and worthless "information" on a subject, due to "someone I know" or something they read in Reader's Digest 20 years ago, and insist anything new is shit or untrue. (Such as "margerine is good for you." "Formula is just as good as breastmilk" "Children need to be hit in order to grow up healthy and well behaved" "The French (or the Italians or the Poles or the blacks or the Latinos) always do this this way")

People who NEVER try anything new.

People who call me for nursing infomation, don't want to set up a consultation, try to refute anything I tell them, and have an argument for all my info. WHY do they call me?

People who always think their situation is radically different than other people's, thus releasing them from any responsibility for what happens to them.

People who try to grab my babies when they are in my arms.

BIG ASS vehicles who run others off of the road.

[hello]

certain inconsequential things peeve me to no end.

i was sitting in class today. i had plenty of room around me. several seats in fact. and someone steps into class late, walks right up and takes the seat immediately next to mine. that forces me to rearrange my stuff and sit awkwardly, because i am so damn claustrophobic in some situations.

i had to sit there for the next 3 hours.

i know, this is my problem.... i'm working on it.
but it felt good to vent :)

[mystical_shroom]

hello...i cant stand that either...

I remember once me and a friend were at the movies and it was completely empty and someone walks in and out of all the seats he chose to sit right next to me...i dont understand that at all..So of course we get up and move..
But yeah i hate when stuff like that happens..

And maggie..hehehe that cell phone thing couldnt be more true..

[crummyrummy]

I hate bust streets with no shoulder for me to bike on. I dont wanna ride on busy streets, but leaving where I live requires it for at least a short ways. I understand the little 2 lane back raods, but I just avoid those roads.

[NatureFreak412]

Pricks that get on to you for using marijuana. "its a drug, so its bad!" and when you try to explain something, and how the pros are better than the cons, and after you try and fill them full of knowledge about it, and they are like, Its still a drug so its bad.


Closed minded people who wont do anythign because"it goes against what they were taught" even if its nothing wrong with it.

waynks who cut a forest and leave the trees to rot.

People who critisize(sp?) you for the way you look, and not bother to get to know you on the inside.

people at school who think they are better than everyone else.

People who wont listen to music cause it is old, like Led Zeppelin, or Hendrix.

People who ride your ass while your going down the road, thats why there are fucking dotted lines so you can pass if you are in such a hurry.

Sorry, but I felt like I needed to vent as well. Much better now.

[Dr. Lecter]

Here are some people that need to die a loud, fiery, creatively unique death that involves 140 decibel screaming:

* People who use a credit card for minor grocery purchases
* People who think it's cute to drink milk and get it all over their lip
* Selfish, arrogant, asshole parents that take screaming babies on an airplane (Why not wait a few years until the kid is old enough to fucking remember the vacation?!)
* People who say, "Believe you me" instead of "Believe me"
* People who wear a headband or wristband during any sport
* Speaking of sports, the 500-lb., hairy, sweaty, pasty, loudmouthed, inbred-looking vessels of walking beer lard you see at ball games, who paint their naked bodies the colors of their team
* Guys that think it's really cool to wear a cigarette behind their ear
* People who refer to themselves as "yours truly"
* People who constantly use the term IMO, as though I'm too stupid to figure out whether it's an opinion or not

[TerminalMadness]

* People who say, "Believe you me" instead of "Believe me"
* People who wear a headband or wristband during any sport
* People who constantly use the term IMO, as though I'm too stupid to figure out whether it's an opinion or not
Well, IMO I think the headband and wrist band are important, but believe you me it is pretty annoying IMO.

[nightmarehippygirl]

the fact that there is a speed limit AND a fast lane. how can there be both?

as everyone has stated already, people who stay right on your ass when you're driving, especially on a one lane highway. am i supposed to pull over in a ditch to let them by, only so they can speed up and get caught at the same red light as me anyway?

touchy feely strangers who wanna touch your hair, coat, whatever...

people who constantly ask me how i stay so thin and what i eat. i feel tempted to tell them it's heroin (a lie) or that i starve myself (the truth). how freakin rude would it be if i went up to anyone and asked them how they stayed so fat, and what they ate all day...what the hell is the difference?

running into people you knew from high school, who patronizingly ask you what you are doing now, and then proceed to tell you how mommy and daddy sent them to such a great school and bought them (insert expensive car or whatever here) and now they have an awesome job making x amount of dollars. *barf* who give's a rat's ass?

people who are very high strung and offended by everything, either in real life or on the net. get a sense of humor..

the woman in line at the grocery store who has 800 coupons and wants to get all the prices matched to the competitor's stores. there should be a line at the grocery store, by the express lane called the pain in the ass lane. make em go there.

foreign people who don't speak english ALWAYS have to work the drive through window at fast food places. who makes that decision?

hmmm that's all i can come up with off the top of my head. i'm sure i'll think of more.

[lover/young_peace]

i feel hated

[nightmarehippygirl]

why do you feel hated?

[lover/young_peace]

i am the asshole that does some of this stuff mention (but not the cell-phone stuff b/c i cant afford one)

seriously one the old forums i was a nice person who made valid points.... what ever happened to me???

[lucyinthesky]

*Girls under the age of 15 who wear thongs

*Internet sluts (both male and female) who flex and show their asses and tits and stuff.....the only person i've seen make this look beautiful is hippiecool :o <3

*When you wash your hands, and go to grab paper towel, and all the water drips down your arm and into your sleeves

*PEOPLE WHO CLAP AT THE END OF MOVIES like who are they clapping for????? the projectionist?!?! Dumbasses (my mom does this..)

*People who call you a geek for always being online.....where i by the way read up on a lot of interesting things, instead of spending countless hours watching completely unstimulating television.

*Girls at the bar who go "OOOOOOOOOH THIS IS MY SONG!!!!!!!"

*People who try to tell me that i'm too young to know/understand/love certain ways or certain things, holy shit does that ever piss me off

*Narrow, close minded assholes who are scared of living outside of the "norm"

*PEOPLE WHO ASK RETARTED UNECESSARY QUESTIONS!!!!!! THAT GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES!!!

*And last but not least, people who laugh at things that are clearly not funny......example: me dropping something, misplacing something, or showing up early for work. like what the hell is funny? psycho!

*OH YA...inside jokes that people go on about forever and you have no idea what they're talking about

*AND seriously this is the last one.......people who are really nice to you when you're alone, but as soon as someone you like is around, they act like you're the biggest idiot ever and you always do stupid things....that honestly makes me cry when i'm by myself......people are such assholes. this is gonna make me start a whole new thread..... :(

[interval_illusion]

*Girls at the bar who go "OOOOOOOOOH THIS IS MY SONG!!!!!!!"



LMAO!!! that is so hilarious. that drives me nuts too!

[lover/young_peace]

oh damn ummm.... sorry about that.....


wait, wait... do i hear "Don't get fooled again" by The Who????

THIS IS MY SOOONGGG!!!!!!!

mwhahahaha wow im evil....

[nightmarehippygirl]

people that don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. double points if you are at someone's house, say eating dinner, and you notice that there isn't any hand soap in the bathroom. that not only means you can't properly wash your hands, but also that they didn't wash theirs (before cooking your food?)

cheaply made crappy merchandise...doesn't matter where you buy it, everything falls apart right away. i purchased a shirt at the mall...the hem came out the first time i washed it. i put in a new nose ring about two days ago, and the damn little crystal thingy already fell out. this is in huge contrast to the vintage clothes that i have that are much older than i am and still look like brand new, even after years of wearing.

[lover/young_peace]

hey i thought of one...

i hate when you're talking to someone and you say something about The Who and they say, "who?" and you say "The Who." "who?" "you know... the who." Who? "THE WHO YOU IDIOT!!!" who?

oh god does that irk me... a few days ago somebody got me going for ten minutes with that before i realized what they were doing. by this time i was really pissed and forgot what i was going to say...

so there... on topic post # 1 out of however many it says to the side...

[Dr. Lecter]

Here's another irritating habit: guys (for some reason, only guys do this) who can't refer to the telephone without making that thumb-and-pinky gesture next to their ear - I think I know how a telephone is used, I don't need to play charades about it.

And how about those wonderful telephone menus? Those things are so wretched, I've heard that listening to them causes cancer. The ones that say, "If you want such-and-such, press 1 on your touch tone phone now." They actually say, "on your touch tone phone." What the hell other number one am I going to press besides the one on my phone?

Guys (again, only guys do this) who can't leave a room without saying, "I'm outta here." I don't need someone to narrate something I can see for myself.

Devout Christians who use that phony, Shakespearean English when they pray, words like "thee," "thou," "thine", etc. I say, look Moses, lose the pretension and get yourself a vocabulary that's consistent with the century in which you're living.

[lucyinthesky]

Here's another irritating habit: guys (for some reason, only guys do this) who can't refer to the telephone without making that thumb-and-pinky gesture next to their ear - I think I know how a telephone is used, I don't need to play charades about it.

And how about those wonderful telephone menus? Those things are so wretched, I've heard that listening to them causes cancer. The ones that say, "If you want such-and-such, press 1 on your touch tone phone now." They actually say, "on your touch tone phone." What the hell other number one am I going to press besides the one on my phone?

Guys (again, only guys do this) who can't leave a room without saying, "I'm outta here." I don't need someone to narrate something I can see for myself.

Devout Christians who use that phony, Shakespearean English when they pray, words like "thee," "thou," "thine", etc. I say, look Moses, lose the pretension and get yourself a vocabulary that's consistent with the century in which you're living.
lol....that was a really good list. "What the hell other number one am I going to press besides the one on my phone?" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh man you rule. :)

[beachbum7]

Here are things I'm gonna vent about:

-Close minded, ignorant people
-People whose life seems to be their cell phone
-People whose only goal is to make a lot of money

Those are the only ones I can think about now.

[lover/young_peace]

i agree beach bum on the money one.....

i guess it wouldnt help if i said theres a class they teach in school that is dedicated to making sure that money is the sole life goal of the youth....

i am sorry for being a whiney downer.

oh i know ill vent some more

i hate when i make an ass out of myself.
and whiney downers.

ok im done.

[loveflower]

ooh lemme vent

ok the girls (who are getting younger each time i see them) with the short short mini skirts on from abercrombie and the tiny shirt and the high heels and the burberry bag and the cell phone with their friend walking through the mall

people who eat really loud so loud you can hear the spit and them opening their mouth and chewing

people who chew with their mouth open

sticky hands/ sticky anything

annoying cell phone rings

the guys that honk and whistle and cheer as they drive by when i walk the dog (i was gonna yell and cuss but little neighbor kids)

umm burnt popcorn

people who breath loud or talk weird so you can hear their spit

people who blow their smoke right in your face

the little 9 year olds wearing mini skirts and lookin really precocious like a 17 year old preppy girl what happened to the little girls wearing little knit sweaters and barbie underwear and clothes from target

and i especially hate those stupid bags people carry under their armpits

seriously whats the point does it catch your sweat or something so you ahve to empty it out at the end of the day UGH i just wanna rip it off of their ARMS@

wow i feel much better now!

[Willy_Wonka_27]

Here are things I'm gonna vent about:

-Close minded, ignorant people
-People whose life seems to be their cell phone
-People whose only goal is to make a lot of money

Those are the only ones I can think about now.i agree compleatly

so here are things that i dislike that i want to vent about
-people who judge other people by looks or race

-people who start wars...grrrr

-people who fight in wars beliving that war right

-people who are snooty

-people that are down all the time and just want to bring you down

-people!!!

EDIT... i dont remember writing this... i musta been tripping!

[bjorky]

[QUOTE=Dr. Lecter]
* People who say, "Believe you me" instead of "Believe me"

ROFL, i say that all the time.:&

I do hate it when people say
"i went on holiday to spain* . It was a disgrace no-one spoke english"

*or wherever

[physicalxgraffiti]

i hate when someone sighs because you said something they disagree with, like they just shake their head, roll their eyes and sigh.
or when you say something weird and people look confused and say, "umm...okay?" i HATE that!
also really lazy people that have to take elevators when there's nothing they NEED it for, or people that like to do the least amount of walking possible.
and one more...people that talk ridiculously loud just because they're on a cell phone.

[TattoedAquarian]

~ Sleeping next to a person who snores loudly (which he can't help but it still sucks).

~ People who yell from cars when you're on foot.

~ When people waste food (used to be a waitress).

~ When instead of opening up the dumpster people just dump their trash right next to it. (Happens all the time at my building)

[ryupower]

Some of this stuff really made me laugh. :D
Thanks!

I must say, I agree to some (vocab excluded) :

or when you say something weird and people look confused and say, "umm...okay?" i HATE that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm with you!

ooh lemme vent

ok the girls (who are getting younger each time i see them) with the short short mini skirts on from abercrombie and the tiny shirt and the high heels and the burberry bag and the cell phone with their friend walking through the mall

people who eat really loud so loud you can hear the spit and them opening their mouth and chewing


people who breath loud or talk weird so you can hear their spit

people who blow their smoke right in your face

the little 9 year olds wearing mini skirts and lookin really precocious like a 17 year old preppy girl what happened to the little girls wearing little knit sweaters and barbie underwear and clothes from target *Girls under the age of 15 who wear thongs

*Internet sluts (both male and female) who flex and show their asses and tits and stuff.....the only person i've seen make this look beautiful is hippiecool :o <3 oooh I want to tear down those sites!!!


....

*AND seriously this is the last one.......people who are really nice to you when you're alone, but as soon as someone you like is around, they act like you're the biggest idiot ever and you always do stupid things....that honestly makes me cry when i'm by myself......people are such assholes. this is gonna make me start a whole new thread..... :([/QUOTE] people that don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. double points if you are at someone's house, say eating dinner, and you notice that there isn't any hand soap in the bathroom. that not only means you can't properly wash your hands, but also that they didn't wash theirs (before cooking your food?)
EEEEWWW...you just made it worse. I can add to this:

- When during lunch/dinner somebody needs to go to the restroom which just so happens to be right NEXT to the dining table!! NO OTHER!!!
And then you hear them go in...and hear them make some noise ( *ahem* or *sigh* ) and then *twinkle twinkle* or even *plump*, then the toilet flushes. It gets better when they don't wash their hands and continue eating.

- People that are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired, oh, just soooooooo weak and tired. "Oh honey, please *mumblemumble*" all quiet and whispery. Sadly, it almost made me go on the edge and I wanted to yell "SHUT UUUUUUUUUP AND LET HER GO TO BED SO SHE WILL!!!!" the other day. ( NOTE: this is very rare in the english language. BUT it is so COMMON in other languages like German where the vocabulary together with the image of a pouted face being tired and mumbly just makes one go INSANE....So you may not get this if you don't come from the BG....:( )

- the prostitutes/sluts in the daily newspaper!! all naked, posing, and it saying something SICK next to them like "'oooh....this summer is sooooo hot...' - [name] wants somebody to help her out of her clothes so she won't be too hot this summer! And incase that doesn't help, well, she has ice cubes stached in her freezer." AAAHHH!!! If I were aloud to burn those newspapers I would!!!!

- People getting drunk, partying, and start screwing at the beach while I'm TRYING to sleep.

- A Guy playing, or having his face slobbering and dug into some girls naked breast at the beach. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Sure I love them all, but PLEASE!!!! STOP IT PEOPLE!!!!

[Leesah]

Disrespectful guys who think they can just walk up and grab your tits or ass, and they think you love it pfffffffft – what do they think I’m gonna say? oh yeah you just grabbed me? Lets root right now!

Girls who think taken men are fair game. Especially if this certain girl works with you, is super nice to your face and then you walk round the corner to see her shaking her tits at your man grrrrrrrr

I agree with the snoring thing, I have recurring dreams of woodmen sawing down trees – siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

[The God of Hats]

i hate when you're talking to someone and you say something about The Who and they say, "who?" and you say "The Who." "who?" "you know... the who." Who? "THE WHO YOU IDIOT!!!" who?
Don't you feel like a total retard when this happens? I do, and I also feel like the other persons a retard, and everyone is and it's all upsetting and stuff.

[erzebet1961]

I guess Im simple...but I only have 2 things to vent about...cruelty and Hate...either directed at humans or animals....it really hurts me to see it....and to hear people verbally tear each other apart over religion or sexual issues...when all they have to do is open their minds...and maybe just listen......its sad.

[Lady Fi]

Yes, animal cruelty is probably the thing i hate most. It makes me cry, lots.

[seaweedyness]

i love life. so there

[ripple]

Im not keen on people who AREN'T vegetarian saying hunting is wrong and cruel, when the hunted animal will be eaten. I mean, what is their argument? That its ok to kill and eat animals if they are kept on an overcrowded farm first and can be bought in a plastic wrapper, but not if they are wild and cute looking!

[sun_heart_girl]

:agree:

[SugarStash]

touchy feely strangers who wanna touch your hair, coat, whatever...

NIGHTMAREHIPPYGIRL I whole heartedly agree with you on this one. I have ass-length hair and random strangers are constantly coming up behind me and touching it or braiding it. And then my DH wonders why my hair is usually in a bun when we go out!

[themnax]

i would have to say being surrounded by a culture that romantacizes and rewards trying to impress each other, and the pseudo-sophestries of excitement addiction, while denying and encouraging to the point of virtualy demanding, denyal of the connection between priorities and probabilities.

=^^=
.../\...

[SugarStash]

One more. People who say totally prejudiced things and then justify it by saying either 1.) "I'm not racist, I have a friend who's Black, middle eastern, indian, asian, gay",...etc. OR 2.) "No, no,no, see there's a difference between black people and niggers just like there's a difference b/t white and white trash." Are you Fucking kidding me??? God that drives me bugshit!!!! Firstly, If you have a friend of the race or orientation that you're bashing, I bet you don't say those things to them. And secondly, trying to categorize racism???? WTF??? It's terrible whether you're saying it about 1 person of that race/orientation or all the people of that race/orientation!

I feel much better now. Had to deal w/ a really rude asshole today and he made me need to vent.

[SugarStash]

BTW I'm sorry if my use of the N-word offended anyone. I really hate the word, but I was directly quoting the idiot I spoke to today.

[cozmo_g]

Nobody else will say it, so I will, because I can...I hate when black people use the 'n-word'. Actually, any kind of reverse racism on the part of black people pretty much annoys me.

[ripple]

When people on this forum correct other folks spelling. Does it really matter? Its just plain petty.

[1love7766]

so today i didnt pick up my dogs poop while walking him (oops : ( i forgot to get a bag and they were about a mile back, and my dog is too chubby to make it there and back) and this asshole stops me and doesnt TELL me, he YELLS at me, saying quote "Its people like you who make the world a worse place to live in, just sick people like you." I almost started crying, I KNOW i should have picked it up, but i do other things to help the earth, i dont litter, i dont let anyone im with litter, i dont let my water run longer than it should, i dont leave me fridge door bc it depleates the ozone layer, and hes judging me, saying im a bad person, when im not i just made a simple mistate, he didnt have to yell at me, it really hurt my feelings.

i TOO hate the little girls who run around with mini skirts and tight ass shirts and think theyre hot even though there only 12!

i hate cruelty to animals, ANY animals

i hate ignorance!! ooo tahts the worst

i hate people who go around talking about how high they are...i mean come on now, why do i care?

i hate it when parents parent theyre kids based on what OTHER parents are doing.

and more, BUT I DO LOVE LIFE!!! : )

[luCKYgirl875]

music that is so fucking manufactured that it all sounds the same and the stupid ass people who listen to it
ex girlfriends who dont stop calling/texting your boyfriend-if i had the chance i woulod beat the fucking shit out of her

[1love7766]

ahh i can relate to that, girls are always calling my bf and texting him, its SO annoying, this one girl especially, who quote said "I would fuck him if he was older" (shes 25 and hes 19)

[luCKYgirl875]

ahh i can relate to that, girls are always calling my bf and texting him, its SO annoying, this one girl especially, who quote said "I would fuck him if he was older" (shes 25 and hes 19)
yeah, those girls should be taught a fucking lesson