View Full Version : How To Get To Heaven When You Die
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-26-2005, 04:59 AM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:
Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"
This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.
2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.
Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.
3. WE MUST CONFESS JESUS CHRIST AS OUR SAVIOR WITH OUR MOUTHS AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEARTS THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:
Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)
You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to Save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?
4. If you are willing to receive Jesus Christ as your Savior please pray this from your heart to God,
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I realize that I cannot get to heaven any other way other than to trust YOU as my SAVIOR. I ask you to forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven when I die. I receive YOU as my Lord and SAVIOR. Thank You for Saving me in JESUS name amen"
If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.
Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
Soulless||Chaos
02-26-2005, 05:01 AM
Better yet, let's just slaughter every child that is born, before they have a chance to risk sinning! Brilliance! :D
Dustinthewind
02-26-2005, 05:06 AM
We just got spammed by God.
Mr MiGu
02-26-2005, 05:07 AM
I tried that whole church thing, and it was pretty boring. I probly woulda napped through it, cept those goddamned pews are so fucking uncomfortable. I prefer to spend my sundays at home in bed. What kind of loving god would want me to wake spend my sundays waking up early, sitting in an uncumfortable seat, listening to some guy bore the shit out of me?? Im sorry, I cannot worship such a cruel god.
KozmicBlue
02-26-2005, 05:18 AM
What if I don't wanna get to heaven? Hell sounds so much more fun. :X
~*starfucker
02-26-2005, 06:40 AM
there is no god...
bedlam
02-26-2005, 06:50 AM
pffft, l just wanna rot when l die
Lodui
02-26-2005, 06:56 AM
Jesus and I had a little fling back in the spring of '99.
You get moved up to the top of the list if you've fucked gods only son. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
sooty_the_kat
02-26-2005, 07:40 AM
s l u t m o n k e y
religion is for sheep
ihmurria
02-26-2005, 07:47 AM
I love that this is being posted by xFrodoBagginsx. It really makes me want to convert and confess all my sins.
oh shit, I'd probably die before I finished confessing. well, time to keep on sinning. hurrah!
Lodui
02-26-2005, 07:51 AM
I didn't even notice his name was frodo baggins...
Jesus and lord of the rings geeks... this thread is like every nightmare I've ever had.
Epiphany
02-26-2005, 09:48 AM
If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.
Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
That is only the beginning... simply believing in God does not mean you are going to Heaven.
See below for Salvation
HippyFreek2004
02-26-2005, 04:28 PM
Oh fun...I absolutely hate these threads...How do those people get in? Isn't there a screening process?
Epiphaninny...I LOVE you....You don't push this issue...
Samhain
02-26-2005, 05:46 PM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
if so just click here and let the love of the goddess enter your soul
http://hipforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=142
:D
HippyFreek2004
02-26-2005, 05:56 PM
:D
Go samhain! :D This is so fun! :D
Miss_Tambourine_Girl
02-26-2005, 06:44 PM
How To Get To Heaven When You Die ?
don't go round breaking other people's balls
freakwentflyer
02-26-2005, 07:02 PM
Oh, joy. Thank you for showing me the way. I was going to take Interstate 69 past Pergatory and turn left at devils fork.
Thanks for straightening me out.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-27-2005, 12:56 AM
I hope someone out there will trust the Lord.
Lodui
02-27-2005, 01:05 AM
I hope someone out there will trust the Lord. I don't see why I would... hes stolen like, half my pairs of socks. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/pissedoff.gif
Lucifer Sam
02-27-2005, 01:09 AM
ANOTHER one...? (o_O) Geez, since when did God become *cool*?
Jesus and lord of the rings geeks... this thread is like every nightmare I've ever had.
Ahaha...
freakwentflyer
02-27-2005, 03:33 AM
I hope someone out there will trust the Lord.
Trust? Is that like faith? People of religion have no faith or trust. They need a religion to promise them something, out of their fear of death. They need answers to explain the pain and suffering. They need to hear how the greedy will get punished in the end.
True trust needs no answers. True faith needs no religion. My maker is my maker, my maker needs no name. I see in my makers work (nature) my makers design. Seek truth through nature, let your faith be blind. Live with balance and kindness toward others. When you die, fall back blind and faithful that you will be caught and cared for.
There's no need of streets of gold.
Becknudefck
02-27-2005, 04:02 AM
Hail Satan
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-27-2005, 04:51 AM
My faith is not blind, it is based opon God's word.
HippyFreek2004
02-27-2005, 04:55 AM
that's not quite God's word, sweetie pie...Throughout all the translations and political upheaval that's gone down in the last 2,000 years, that it wasn't going to be changed and manipulated? If it was originally God's word, it's really far from it now...
Not to mention, I agree with Freakwent....Faith is not having to believe in anything...Just seeing and knowing and trusting without the word of some divine force that may or may not exist.
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 06:25 AM
Not to be offensive, but the mainstream view of Christianity that states a simple prayer to God results in your salvation and a permanent spot in Heaven is brought about by false prophecy that many churches in this day and age sadly promote.
I am not blaming the people, I am blaming the church leaders.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-27-2005, 06:55 AM
First of all if you would study it, the bible is clearly the word of God. You have faith in nothing, I have faith in God. As far as saying a simple prayer, the bible says that if we recieve Him (Christ) we will be saved, the prayer is summing these things up to God. By the way, God has always been true, it is man that changes. God doesn't worry about what is cool or not. If you don't want God, you will be the one embarrassed when you stand before Him at the Judgement.
Lu 9:26 For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels.
Soulless||Chaos
02-27-2005, 07:00 AM
How do you know the bible is the word of god? Your faith is based in ignorance. :D
Mr MiGu
02-27-2005, 07:02 AM
which god are we talking about here?
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 07:14 AM
the bible says that if we recieve Him (Christ) we will be saved, the prayer is summing these things up to God
Jesus quite simply states that no one will see Heaven unless they are baptized and filled with his spirit, thus, requiring more than a prayer. I have layed the whole thing out in the post linked on my signature.
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 07:23 AM
i read your thing... at the end it's basically saying that you have to speak in tongues to be saved???
and baptisum... im sorry, but some old man putting water on my forehead isnt gonna prove anything.
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 07:26 AM
haha i know the feeling... well, the baptised part hehe
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 07:28 AM
but im a hermaphodite, member?
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 07:32 AM
oops, i forgot. hold on.
Juggalo4ever
02-27-2005, 07:35 AM
Baptising babies is funny
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 07:45 AM
i read your thing... at the end it's basically saying that you have to speak in tongues to be saved???
and baptisum... im sorry, but some old man putting water on my forehead isnt gonna prove anything.
Tonuges are the physical evidence of the Holy Spirit.
Baptisim by the mere sprinkling of water is futile.
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 07:56 AM
Tonuges are the physical evidence of the Holy Spirit.
Baptisim by the mere sprinkling of water is futile.
so you are trying to say that you have to speak tongues to get into "heaven"?
i just dont believe that. and i never will.
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 08:26 AM
Without being filled with the Holy Spirit, then no, you will not get into Heaven. Many people choose not to believe when the fact remains that it is a command.
Pentecostals in the south who use rattlesnakes to demonstrate the power of Christ are forgetting the passage that simply states, "Do not tempt the Lord your God."
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 08:29 AM
No
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 08:32 AM
Sadly, I know many Christians who are on the wrong path as well
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 08:34 AM
When it comes to the Lord, whether or not people choose to acknowledge it, he has but one path that leads to him. He also makes that quite clear.
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 08:40 AM
I love when people make these accusations. To say, "my way or the highway", is fallacious. An accurate statement would be, "God's way or the highway". I am not God, the rules are not mine.
Lodui
02-27-2005, 10:05 AM
Why should I be anymore concerned with getting into heaven then in getting into Club Rio... they both seem nice, but I'm probably not getting in unless I slip the bouncer a $20. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif
I'm content now, I don't need heaven.
sooty_the_kat
02-27-2005, 10:22 AM
oh puh-lease
if God was as great as he's made out to be then the conditions on getting into heaven would not be accepting him as your lord or whatever the fuck. what a load of shit.
Lodui
02-27-2005, 10:26 AM
God is pretty petty and bipolar.
If I were god there'd be some changes around here...
Vote Lodui for god 2005. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/humm.gif
I couldn't fuck things up worse then they are already... gods really bad at what he does.
sooty_the_kat
02-27-2005, 10:35 AM
if god does exist (doubtful) then im glad im not one of his slaves
Lodui
02-27-2005, 10:36 AM
If Satan exists, he owes me. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
sooty_the_kat
02-27-2005, 10:41 AM
nah its all the same bullshit to me
interval_illusion
02-27-2005, 11:32 AM
Without being filled with the Holy Spirit, then no, you will not get into Heaven. Many people choose not to believe when the fact remains that it is a command.
Pentecostals in the south who use rattlesnakes to demonstrate the power of Christ are forgetting the passage that simply states, "Do not tempt the Lord your God."
i dont believe that the bible teachs that you need to speak in tongues to get to heaven.
HippyCor$ter
02-27-2005, 11:53 AM
SPAM Block this Motherfucker.
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 01:09 PM
i dont believe that the bible teachs that you need to speak in tongues to get to heaven.Speaking in tongues is not the point. Possessing the spirit of the Lord is.
HippyCor$ter
02-27-2005, 01:20 PM
God isnt real I know this for a fact. It was just a way for people to think there is a life after death. Sorry to brake the news to u but once u die there aint shit after.
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 01:34 PM
I am sorry you feel that way.
sooty_the_kat
02-27-2005, 01:50 PM
so naive
Epiphany
02-27-2005, 02:12 PM
so naive
:rolleyes:
Rebel_1
02-27-2005, 07:46 PM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
1. Realize that you are a sinner
Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"
Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not richeous because we do bad things.
A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store is punishable by going to jail. Even if we lie one time,
the punishment is hell, which is eternal separation from God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed
a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. Just as if you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for
the crime you committed. Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.
2. Because of our sins, we die both physically and spiritually, but God sent His Son Jesus to die on the cross to take your punishment.
Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
3. The reason that Jesus Christ died on the cross is so that You and I could go to heaven, but we will not get there unless we receive what HE did for us.
Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
4. We must confess Jesus Christ with our mouth as our Savior, and believe in our hearts that God hath raised Him from the dead.
Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church can't get you there, you can only get to heaven by turning to Jesus and asking Him to Save you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?
If you are willing to receive Jesus Christ as your Savior please pray this from your heart to God,
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I realize that I cannot get to heaven any other way other than to trust YOU as my SAVIOR. I ask you to forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven when I die. I receive YOU as my Lord and SAVIOR. Thank You for Saving me in JESUS name amen"
If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.
Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
I am a strong beliver in God and Jesus Christ, I also strongly believe that Jesus died on the cross to save me and others who believe. May Gods blessing be upon all.
FreakyJoeMan
02-27-2005, 07:51 PM
I am 100% sure that, if I died today, I'd go directly to hell. An i'm proud of it.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-28-2005, 12:25 AM
Epiphany,
Thank you for your support. Tongues has nothing to do with salvation. I don't even believe in speaking in tongues. We simply need to accept Jesus Christ as our Savior and believe that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for us.
ihmurria
02-28-2005, 01:22 AM
Epiphany,
Thank you for your support. Tongues has nothing to do with salvation. I don't even believe in speaking in tongues. We simply need to accept Jesus Christ as our Savior and believe that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for us.
Lol, I first read that as "toques have nothing to do with salvation".
Anyways... I think it's pretty goddamn rude to spam this forum with Christian stuff. I mean, hipforums is cool enough to set aside a space for that (Religion forum - Christianity), ya'll don't need to be throwing it into the random crap thread.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 01:25 AM
let the person be... they are just doing what they think is right. whether they were right or wrong, i think there were good intentions. :D
olhippie54
02-28-2005, 01:55 AM
Isn't there a forum for this specific topic?
MagicMedicine
02-28-2005, 01:56 AM
I see someone let out the religious kind again. Jesus that, God that. Take a look at the world today and try and tell me there's a God. If I ever decided to make a world, I wouldnt let it turn into chaos like he has done. Either way, he's either not there, or a weak nobody. I'd rather live my life the way I want to than live how some ancient book tells me to live. When I'm dying, I'll at least have the satisfaction that my life was mine and I lived it to it's fullest.
Religious people are nothing but worthless piggy banks that need something to make their miserable life worth living. End of story. Have a great day.
Samhain
02-28-2005, 02:21 AM
I see someone let out the religious kind again. Jesus that, God that. Take a look at the world today and try and tell me there's a God. If I ever decided to make a world, I wouldnt let it turn into chaos like he has done. Either way, he's either not there, or a weak nobody. I'd rather live my life the way I want to than live how some ancient book tells me to live. When I'm dying, I'll at least have the satisfaction that my life was mine and I lived it to it's fullest.
Religious people are nothing but worthless piggy banks that need something to make their miserable life worth living. End of story. Have a great day.
I'm a religious person, i follow my own path, i do not force my religion on others and i do not feel my religion is right for everyone else just because it is right for me so maybe story's can have different endings
S
mynameiskc
02-28-2005, 03:06 AM
is this spam? technically speaking?
nitemarehippygirl
02-28-2005, 03:08 AM
We just got spammed by God.
that's possibly the funniest thing i've seen all day......
mynameiskc
02-28-2005, 03:10 AM
so, yeah, it's spam. that's what i thought.
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 04:41 AM
Epiphany,
Thank you for your support. Tongues has nothing to do with salvation. I don't even believe in speaking in tongues. So then you deny the fact that those is the new testament spoke in tongues? I find it amusing that modern, "christianity" does not accept this. By unbelief, this means that their teaching is calling the Bible, Jesus, and his apostles liars.
Romans 8:9 states , "If anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he does not belong to the Christ."
If you do not have his spirit, then what leads you to believe that you have salvation? Salvation does not come because a preacher/pastor/leader claims it. Nor does it come about by a, "euphoric" feeling. There is absolutely no biblical evidence to back the claim of a shiny, happy feeling up.
However, upon looking at the Bible, you will clearly see that speaking in tongues is a solitary example of confirmation of the Holy Spirit (I have listed all of the verses pertaining to this). If Christ said that without being baptized and possessing his spirit, one would not see his kingdom, then any teaching claiming otherwise is not of the Lord because it would not contradict his statement. Christ does not go back on his word!
We simply need to accept Jesus Christ as our Savior and believe that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for us.Simply believing in Christ does not bring about salvation. I am sorry, but that contradictions Jesus's own words. John 3:5 makes that quite clear. Knowing that Christ died for us is simple awareness. Awareness does not bring about salvation. It is merely the first step.
Lastly, for all of those who are so upset over the fact that someone would dare post this topic, last time I checked this was called, "random thoughts". That pretty much implies that anything goes. We have a beverage forum, both a marijuana and a psychadelic forum and a love and sex forum, yet, I still see posts here that pertain to all of those topics. This is a free speech board. If you are able to discuss topics of that nature outside of their confined forum, then religion would apply to random thoughts as well.
mynameiskc
02-28-2005, 04:52 AM
i always figured that speaking in tongues just referred to people suddenly being blessed with the knack for languages. one of those spiritual gifts. not this glossallalia (sp?) gibberish mumbo jumbo.
(though the book Snowcrash deals with this concept BRILLIANTLY)
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 05:10 AM
When I am speaking in tongues I can hear clearly defined words being said in a language that I have not learned nor had any previous exposure to at any point in my life. Quite frankly, it is another language.
Glossolalia is also defined by being in a trance-like state. When speaking in tongues, I am fully aware of my surroundings. I do not have any restrictions placed upon my body. I could speak in tongues at this very moment and still be able to type efficiently at the same time.
The world of psychology has also stated that speaking in tongues may be a manifestation of schizophrenic. As a psychology student, I find no correlation.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 05:11 AM
ive only seen speaking in tongues are being done by people faking. not saying it doesnt happen.
mynameiskc
02-28-2005, 05:19 AM
i just don't think that the people leaving the sanctuary on pentecost were doing epiphany's version of "speaking in tongues." i think they were given the gift of languages. what good is speaking in tongues traci's style if no one else understands you? the apostles were given the gift of tongues to communicate the gospel to non-believers. the non-believers were not given the gift of understanding the "tongues" spoken by the apostles.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 05:24 AM
true. makes sense to me like you always do. :D
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 05:25 AM
Tongues are meant for communication with God, not man. That is the first mistake everyone makes. Many people claim that tongues seem like a falliable langue, however, it is not meant as a form of communication with mankind. Also, again, if you look at the examples, people of old testament were given the gift of tongues, not just the apostles.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 05:27 AM
why would god want you to speak in tongues to talk to him?
my god.. which is the christian god without the church.. hears my soul. my soul means all.
mynameiskc
02-28-2005, 05:28 AM
the holy spirit's job is the communication of our prayers and our soul to god. i think you mistake the point of the gift of tongues, not i.
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 05:30 AM
I believe that you are mistaken... tongues are not a gift of the Spirit. If you read 1st Corinthians througouly, it states that both the interpretation of tongues and speaking in several different forms of tongues are gifts of the spirit.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 05:30 AM
the holy spirit makes you feel life and know how to treat others. tongues are usually fake.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-28-2005, 05:32 AM
1Co 13:8 ¶ Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. {fail: Gr. vanish away}
9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.
1Co 8:2
10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. {done away: Gr. vanish away}
We no longer speak in tongues because that which is "perfect" has come. The perfect word of God is already complete. I possess the Holy Spirit and I have never spoken in tongues. I do know that one time, I was being attacked by demons in my sleep and they did speak in tongues. The very second that I woke up, I heard the same exact voice talking on the radio, but it turned into english. The guy was talking about how he had been an alcoholic and now he is saved. I believe that that guy had demons following him, since the "tongues" that I heard was demonic in nature. Very agressive and evil. I am not going to say weather you tongues come from God or not, but I will say that you don't need to speak in tongues to be saved. It's all about believing what Christ did for you on the cross for your sins. It is NOT about looking for some sign. If everyone places there attention all the time on looking for a sign from God, then they will probably believe any sign is from God. Not all supernatural occurances are from God. We need to have discernment. I have no doubt that I have the Holy Spirit. I can feel His presence in me. I just don't speak in tongues. I never have and I doubt that I ever will. I have seen the Lord deliver from the powers of darkness. I fight spiritual warfare daily. I have received Christ as Savior.
Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
It doesn't say for as many as have spoken in tongues.
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 05:36 AM
I have not made any reference as to looking for a sign.
After Jesus's death, (what is perfect that had come), his spirit was poured out onto his apostles and believers and it was not until then that they began to speak in another tongue.
Discernment comes only from Christ's spirit. Many people are led into believing that they have the Spirit, yet in reality, they are only under the influence of a false spirit.
When the one hundred and twenty were filled with his spirit, they were all on one accord. Likewise, those who are filled with the spirit of Christ, will be on the same accord. No one everyone possesses the Spirit as they claim to.
Again, please show me a biblical reference that states when one is filled with the Spirit, they will possess a special feeling.
I have received Christ as my savior and followed his example of water and spiritual baptism. I have repented of my sin, am covered by his blood impart by baptism in his name and have received his spirit by evidence of speaking in tongues as found in the new testament.
It was through the guidance of his spirit that I was led to write the initial salvation post in the beginning.
Stating that a gift from the Father (such as tongues) is of satan, is blasphemy.
interval_illusion
02-28-2005, 05:47 AM
pompous.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-28-2005, 06:58 AM
Joh 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
He does this for me. He comforts me. Also, I understand that it is not based on feelings but it is also not based on sight either.
2Co 5:7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight:)
Salvation is by grace through faith. It is not the result of Baptism, Baptism is the result of Salvation.
Ro 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Where does it talk about baptism here?
1Co 1:17 ¶ For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect. {words: or, speech}
The focus is not baptism, it is the gospel. It is the gospel that saves. Baptism is an act of obedience.
1Co 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
The Holy Spirit does tell God that we belong to Him. We recieve the Holy Spirit when we accept Christ as Savior.
sooty_the_kat
02-28-2005, 07:02 AM
sssshhhhhhhhhhhh
BlackGuardXIII
02-28-2005, 07:13 AM
I am 100% sure that, if I died today, I'd go directly to hell. An i'm proud of it.
See ya there, I'll likely die first, so I'll save you a good spot. And don't pack a sweater, we won't need one.
Hell Yeah! What the hell is there to do in heaven? It will be a cold day in hell before they drag me through those pearly gates. I'd raise holy hell. Even the thought that I could end up in heaven, scares the hell out of me. hell's bells, that is one hell of a thing to worry about. There is no way in hell. If they try to send me to heaven, I'll tell them to go to hell.
there, that should make sure.......
Epiphany
02-28-2005, 07:22 AM
Where does it talk about baptism here?Yet, you disregard these verses:
"He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved. - Mark 16:16
"Having been buried with him in baptism" - Colossians 2:11
"He saved us by the washing of rebirth (baptism) and renewal by the Holy Spirit, whom he poured out on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior." - Titus 2:5&6
Jesus gave these as commands. Without being obedient, you cannot possess salvation!
"For we are witnesses of those things, and so is the Holy Spirit, whom God has given to those who obey him." - Acts 5:32
Without obedience, one cannot receive his spirit. The scripture has made that very clear.
Jesus also states that his Spirit would guide us is in ALL truth. Thus, discernment...
1Co 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God. Washed by baptism. "Ye are washed, ye are sanctified". It does not state, "By faith ye are sanctified".
The Holy Spirit does tell God that we belong to Him. We recieve the Holy Spirit when we accept Christ as Savior.Not according to what took place during Pentecost. They already knew that Jesus Christ was their savior.
Remember, it is not merely by faith, nor merely by works, but BOTH
Very simply, you must believe in Christ first and foremost. Secondly, you must receive both baptisms. Then, and only then are you saved, according to God's very own word.
Mr MiGu
02-28-2005, 07:26 AM
Stating that a gift from the Father (such as tongues) is of satan, is blasphemy.
One mans blashpemy is another mans truth
sooty_the_kat
02-28-2005, 07:47 AM
See ya there, I'll likely die first, so I'll save you a good spot. And don't pack a sweater, we won't need one.
Hell Yeah! What the hell is there to do in heaven? It will be a cold day in hell before they drag me through those pearly gates. I'd raise holy hell. Even the thought that I could end up in heaven, scares the hell out of me. hell's bells, that is one hell of a thing to worry about. There is no way in hell. If they try to send me to heaven, I'll tell them to go to hell.
there, that should make sure.......
jesus fucking christ ill see you there buddy :D
BlackGuardXIII
02-28-2005, 07:58 AM
It is going to be one hell of a party. Like hell I'd miss that, I'm on a highway to hell. I just won the SuperBowl, where am i going?
I'm going to hell!
sooty_the_kat
02-28-2005, 08:16 AM
It is going to be one hell of a party. Like hell I'd miss that, I'm on a highway to hell. I just won the SuperBowl, where am i going?
I'm going to hell!
hell yeah. i think my sinning enough to guarentee no entry to heaven, thank god for that. cant think of anything worse than spending eternity kissing gods wrinkly old ass.
Lodui
02-28-2005, 08:28 AM
Don't forget little boys, priests are doing gods will on earth, and priests molest little boys.
That means gods a boyfucker.
BlackGuardXIII
02-28-2005, 08:35 AM
It will be way more fun annoying the hell out of Satan.....I hope he's ready for some major mischief, hell will never be the same........
Or, I guess I could go to that great big library in the sky, and quietly read 2000 page philosophy tomes with a bunch of bearded old sexually repressed grumps.
daisymae
02-28-2005, 02:13 PM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
I am 100% sure that if I died today, I would be worm food.
No one can be 100% sure of the existance of heaven, if they could there wouldn't be much point in having faith, would there?
I thought that was the entire point of being religious, which by the way, I am not....:D
XFRODOBAGGINSX
02-28-2005, 10:25 PM
Although there is faith involved in it, I do know 100% that I am a child of God.
1Jo 5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
(KJV)
daisymae
02-28-2005, 10:45 PM
Although there is faith involved in it, I do know 100% that I am a child of God.
1Jo 5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
(KJV)
The key words here are "believe". The word "know" is not meant in the academic sense, but the "know in your heart" faith sense.
You do not 100% "know" anything about what happens after death. No one does.
gumbygurl
02-28-2005, 10:46 PM
I don't know whether or not I'll go to heaven, nor do I care. Right now I'm living life to the fullest. When i die I'll find out. I figured if I haven't killed anyone or hurt the earth then I'll go to heaven if there is one. I think people create their own hell but not me i'm just having good times, good friends, and a good life. -Peace:)
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-01-2005, 05:59 AM
The key words here are "believe". The word "know" is not meant in the academic sense, but the "know in your heart" faith sense.
You do not 100% "know" anything about what happens after death. No one does.
It DOES say that you may KNOW that you have eternal life. Who may know? Those who BELIEVE may KNOW
daisymae
03-01-2005, 02:38 PM
It DOES say that you may KNOW that you have eternal life. Who may know? Those who BELIEVE may KNOW
So, according to your logic, children who believe with all their heart that a monster lives in their closet, 100% KNOW that there really is one in there.
You can have your religion. I personally couldn't care any less what you or anyone else believes. All I am asking is that you keep it in the religion forum, so those of us who don't want any can stay out. Way too much crap goes on in the name of "GOD".
Epiphany
03-02-2005, 02:04 AM
All I am asking is that you keep it in the religion forum, so those of us who don't want any can stay out.
So then everyone else should keep their posts pertaining to sex, drugs, alcohol, parenting, relationships, etc., in their designated forums as well. According to your statement, in all fairness, everyone who has any comment whatsoever that relates to any area of this forum which has been specifically created for that subject, should not post it in random thoughts. :rolleyes:
Iron Butterfly
03-02-2005, 03:28 AM
We just got spammed by God.
lol
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-02-2005, 07:14 AM
So then everyone else should keep their posts pertaining to sex, drugs, alcohol, parenting, relationships, etc., in their designated forums as well. According to your statement, in all fairness, everyone who has any comment whatsoever that relates to any area of this forum which has been specifically created for that subject, should not post it in random thoughts. :rolleyes:
Thank you Epiphany :)
daisymae
03-02-2005, 07:32 PM
So then everyone else should keep their posts pertaining to sex, drugs, alcohol, parenting, relationships, etc., in their designated forums as well. According to your statement, in all fairness, everyone who has any comment whatsoever that relates to any area of this forum which has been specifically created for that subject, should not post it in random thoughts. :rolleyes:
If those posts will be made in a holier-than-thou, my-way-or-the-highway fashion....yes, please. :)
Lodui
03-02-2005, 07:35 PM
Right on daisymae. you go girl. *snaps fingers* http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-03-2005, 04:07 AM
If those posts will be made in a holier-than-thou, my-way-or-the-highway fashion....yes, please. :)
First of all Epiphany thank you for your support.
Daisymae,
Secondly, it is not my way it is God's way. God is the one who had it written down in the bible, argue with Him about it. I plead with you to take this seriously and don't take it lightly. This is where you will spend eternity, and one place is a fire that will never be quenched. Go over to your stove and turn on the burner. Stick your hand in and leave it there for 10 seconds. I bet you can't. Imagine spending 1000 years there. Imagine spending eternity there. That is like hell, except, hell is much hotter and completely black, all by yourself forever. No one wants to go there. You wouldn't want to go there if you really understood what you were saying. Please, I am not here to be pushy, I am not here to yell or preach at you. I am here because I really care for you. Please pray about it and ask God to show you the truth.
If you have any questions please ask,
Thank You,
Scott
sooty_the_kat
03-03-2005, 08:01 AM
This is where you will spend eternity, and one place is a fire that will never be quenched. Go over to your stove and turn on the burner. Stick your hand in and leave it there for 10 seconds. I bet you can't. Imagine spending 1000 years there. Imagine spending eternity there. That is like hell, except, hell is much hotter and completely black, all by yourself forever. No one wants to go there.
and have you ever been there? im betting no. actually it's not bad at all, christians just make hell out to be some horrible place to scare people into praising God. at least its not governed by an opressive set of rules made out by one dictator who uses fear to scare people into admission
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-03-2005, 08:06 AM
Mr 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: {offend...: or, cause thee to offend}
44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
Re 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
Re 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Re 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Re 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
(KJV)
t 8:12 But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Mt 22:13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Mt 25:30 And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Doesn't sound like a fun party to me.
Mr MiGu
03-03-2005, 08:07 AM
if we our soul transcends our body and goes to hell, what does the temperature there matter if we have no physical means to feel it?
sooty_the_kat
03-03-2005, 08:10 AM
Mr 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: {offend...: or, cause thee to offend}
44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched........
im sorry but those words are written by the hand of man, still to scare people into obliging with Gods way
Epiphany
03-03-2005, 08:23 AM
Though I do not agree with your modernized method of salvation, I do commend you for your thread. Spreading the gospel is not an easy task whether it be on a forum or in day to day life.
Epiphany
03-03-2005, 08:24 AM
If those posts will be made in a holier-than-thou, my-way-or-the-highway fashion....yes, please. :)
If you wish not to hear about the topic, then you can always opt to simply not read or respond to the thread. There is also the option of the ignore button.
Lodui
03-03-2005, 08:15 PM
Secondly, it is not my way it is God's way. God is the one who had it written down in the bible, argue with Him about it. I plead with you to take this seriously and don't take it lightly. This is where you will spend eternity, and one place is a fire that will never be quenched. Go over to your stove and turn on the burner. Stick your hand in and leave it there for 10 seconds. I bet you can't. Imagine spending 1000 years there. Imagine spending eternity there. That is like hell, except, hell is much hotter and completely black, all by yourself forever. No one wants to go there. You wouldn't want to go there if you really understood what you were saying. Please, I am not here to be pushy, I am not here to yell or preach at you. I am here because I really care for you. Please pray about it and ask God to show you the truth.
What kinda just god would do that to sweet daisymae? I wouldn't do that to her, why would god?
I dunno Daisymae that well, but she seems really friendly, she takes good care of her family. Are you saying I'm more just and loving then god? that sounds kinda blasphemous.
What kind of god would cast good people into perdition?
It sounds like a lotta people are more qualified to be god then this guy...
Why should a person spend there live revering an invisible man from 'b' hebrew fiction who looks down on you and tells you, 'don't do it or I'll fucking spank you.'
With god being so bi-polar, how do you know you'll be rewarded for your work... maybe you'll just end up pissing of god, and be sent to hell along with Ghandi.
What if we found out tommorow that there was no god?... hypothetically, would your life be pointless?
God was a metaphor the hebrew people used to explain the world around them, and you anthropomorphise.
Now we have science and can understand our world. God is irrelevant in the 21st century.
herbskindessence
03-03-2005, 10:23 PM
the Epiphany that you need is that you are a member of a cult which worships the Bible...a book...filled with the hallucinations of monkeys...
what you need to do is confess your error to your fellow monkeys..the "sin" ofbeing so wrong and at the same time so sure that you are right...so sure that you turned yourself into an automaton who regularly reports for brainwashing...and who tried to get other, innocent clear-thinking monkeys into the particular System of Brainwashing that you are in...and who conspired with other fairy-tale-believing monkeys to lure innocent clear-thinking monkeys into the Fold...
I hope you think long and hard about what you might be doing, and about what it is that is being done to you...right now, it is with your consent, but it doesn't have to be that way...you too can become an innocent, clear-thinking monkey.
Human monkeys drive cars, get married, write novels, build-spaceships, talk about the weather and sports and fairy tales and facts.
Epiphany
03-04-2005, 02:04 AM
have to be that way...you too can become an innocent, clear-thinking monkey. Human monkeys drive cars, get married, write novels, build-spaceships, talk about the weather and sports and fairy tales and facts.Ah yes, the, "Christians are close minded and naive" argument. Let's see... I am a psychology major, a poet, and a very free spirited individual who possess many, many interests, both common and unique. The minuscule bubble that you so falsely presume that I live in just does not exist. If those of you who make such immature assumptions would simply step back and take the time to get to know a person before judging them, you would see that in most instances you are quite wrong about your cookie cutter Christian labels.
If you wish to walk around calling Christian's close minded merely based on their religious beliefs, keep in mind that you are practicing the same intolerance that you so animately preach against.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-04-2005, 11:22 PM
Epiphany said it best "To call Christian's close minded merely based on their religious beliefs, keep in mind that you are practicing the same intolerance that you so animately preach against."
It's not fair to call Christians closed minded any more than you must that you are closed minded if you don't consider that what the bible says may be the truth.
Mr MiGu
03-05-2005, 12:49 AM
truth is a myth, like leperachauns and anchovies
freakwentflyer
03-05-2005, 03:49 AM
Oh I wouldn't say Christians are closed minded. The are in fact too open minded.
As I always said, it's important to have an open mind but a good idea to keep the screen door shut to keep the flies out.
Religions are full of flies.
Spiritual good. Religion bad.
Mr MiGu
03-05-2005, 03:52 AM
Spiritual good. Religion bad.
whats the difference?
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-05-2005, 08:25 AM
whats the difference?
Religion is a ritual. Spirituality with God is having a real one on one relationship with God Himself. Christians are able to do something that non-Christians cannot comprehend, that is communicate with God and feel His presence with us. It is so genuine that even though a Christian cannot explain fully how they know that God is with them, the fact is that they know it. God has never left me since I have accepted Him, back when I was 5. Sometimes it feels like He is a million miles away, but He is always with me. When I am close to Him, I can feel His presence very strongly and He even fills me with His Spirit, which gives me a peace that is like no other experience in the world.
ihmurria
03-05-2005, 11:39 AM
whats the difference?
religion is an institution. As such, it can be a lot easier to manipulate, and has a higher chance of getting caught up in politics and power (re history of the Christian church, a lot of horrible things were done because religion said it was ok. Not just Christianity though)
spirituality is what you feel, your connection to what is divine, however you define that to be. It comes from within, it's not told to you, no one gives you rules to follow or schedules of faith and worship.
or at least, that's my take on the difference between religion and spirituality.
interval_illusion
03-05-2005, 11:42 AM
this is retarded. let the dude have his beliefs. if you dont agree, fine. he was just trying to help in his own way .
let it go,
Soulless||Chaos
03-05-2005, 11:51 AM
Well, I think it's time to get down to brass tacks here. So to start, how about proving, without quoting the bible (like that proves shit to begin with), that the bible is god's word? :D
interval_illusion
03-05-2005, 12:01 PM
you know, i agree. i grew up in the CHURCH but MY god has saved me and really im just too lazy to write it.. it's too hard to explain.
just dont be too hard on him. :D
Soulless||Chaos
03-05-2005, 12:06 PM
I'm just bored and feel like debating or something. :D I doubt I'll follow up though, my attention span can be fairly short. :D
interval_illusion
03-05-2005, 12:17 PM
go debate in my thread then.
cause i really need help
Soulless||Chaos
03-05-2005, 12:30 PM
But that's a serious issue, I don't want to fuck it up...
interval_illusion
03-05-2005, 12:39 PM
But that's a serious issue, I don't want to fuck it up...
no one else is on. or cares. or takes me seriously. honestly, i thin its 50 50 and most people on here would be glad.
Soulless||Chaos
03-05-2005, 12:42 PM
Probably no one else on believes it, I'd rather not...
Super_Grrl
03-05-2005, 05:06 PM
Wow...alright then. Freakwent you're becoming my new favourite poster. I swear, it's like you're reading my mind.
Anyway I honestly have no problem with people believing in God or any other sort of deity. Live it up. BUT I really hate having it crammed in my face, people saying I'm going to hell if I don't listen to what they have to say. That annoys the shit out of me. I did the God thing, and in the end I realized that it wasn't true to anything but its own priorities.
I'm not a religious person (now), but I'm a spiritual person. And I would rather have a private, one-on-one relationship with a Higher Power that I can define, then be told by some people who don't even know me that I'm an evil sinner and am going to burn in hell.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-05-2005, 05:55 PM
Hello all,
I don't mean to come off preachy or in your face. I am only here to give the gospel according the what God's word says, not condemn anyone or be pushy. Sorry if it came off that way. Please consider praying that prayer to God from your heart.
I greatly appreciate and respect you all,
Scott
Soulless||Chaos
03-05-2005, 05:59 PM
But how do you know that it is in fact god's word?
freakwentflyer
03-05-2005, 07:41 PM
Hey Super Girl- Please don't feed my ego. It's a monster if it get's too much to eat.
Seriously, I couldn't agree with you more. I was very religious as a young teen. From age 11 to 14 I was going to be the next Billy Graham. I was a fine young Christian set out to show the world the Jesus that I knew and loved. I read and studied the Bible over and over. But my thirst to understand "it all" lead me to read everything I could get my hands on. Other religions, philosophies, history, political books right and left, even scifi (Ray Bradbury was my favorite). My spiritual quest lead me through all kinds of things. Did a lot of trippin' in the dessert if you know what I mean. I long ago realized that people can feel that spiritual connection, that brilliant oneness with their maker with or without all the trappings of religion. Having no faith at all or no feeling of spiritual oneness is far worse than those who have it through a religion, but being able to have it without religious dogma is so much better for the individual and for the world. The problem with religions is they define a god. My belief is best labled as Taoist. Toaist believe the "Tao" or ultimate truth is undefinable. "To know the Tao is to not know the Tao". It is a spritual philosphy. It is about balance and awareness without knowing (thinking you know). It is understanding through observation and experience of nature. It doesn't need to push itself on others, so you never have Taoist come knocking on your door. I honestly believe, the real Jesus was exposed to Taoism from traders of the far east. The roots of which are 600 years older than Christianity. "Do unto others as they would do unto you" is from Taoism.
The followers of Jesus turned him into a religion.
Jesus tried to tactfully steer his people away from the dogma of Judism, then he himself was turned into a religion full of dogma.
Fear of hell, promises of streets of gold? Only way to heaven through Jesus? I think the real Jesus would laugh at that. He'd have to have one hell of an ego if it were true!
Super_Grrl
03-05-2005, 09:12 PM
You must spread some reputation around before giving to Freakwentflyer again.
Sorry :( I tried. You rock.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-06-2005, 06:43 AM
Hey Super Girl- Please don't feed my ego. It's a monster if it get's too much to eat.
Seriously, I couldn't agree with you more. I was very religious as a young teen. From age 11 to 14 I was going to be the next Billy Graham. I was a fine young Christian set out to show the world the Jesus that I knew and loved. I read and studied the Bible over and over. But my thirst to understand "it all" lead me to read everything I could get my hands on. Other religions, philosophies, history, political books right and left, even scifi (Ray Bradbury was my favorite). My spiritual quest lead me through all kinds of things. Did a lot of trippin' in the dessert if you know what I mean. I long ago realized that people can feel that spiritual connection, that brilliant oneness with their maker with or without all the trappings of religion. Having no faith at all or no feeling of spiritual oneness is far worse than those who have it through a religion, but being able to have it without religious dogma is so much better for the individual and for the world. The problem with religions is they define a god. My belief is best labled as Taoist. Toaist believe the "Tao" or ultimate truth is undefinable. "To know the Tao is to not know the Tao". It is a spritual philosphy. It is about balance and awareness without knowing (thinking you know). It is understanding through observation and experience of nature. It doesn't need to push itself on others, so you never have Taoist come knocking on your door. I honestly believe, the real Jesus was exposed to Taoism from traders of the far east. The roots of which are 600 years older than Christianity. "Do unto others as they would do unto you" is from Taoism.
The followers of Jesus turned him into a religion.
Jesus tried to tactfully steer his people away from the dogma of Judism, then he himself was turned into a religion full of dogma.
Fear of hell, promises of streets of gold? Only way to heaven through Jesus? I think the real Jesus would laugh at that. He'd have to have one hell of an ego if it were true!
So, are you calling the real Jesus a liar? That's not what He says in His word?
Epiphany
03-06-2005, 06:50 AM
Heh, Billy Graham
forest_pixie84
03-06-2005, 06:56 AM
To get to heaven: take the sidewalk then through the alley. But what ever you do, DON'T GO THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES! IT'S A TRAP!!!
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-06-2005, 09:16 PM
the Way the Truth and the Life. Jesus Christ is the Life.
Epiphany
03-06-2005, 11:11 PM
Only way to heaven through Jesus? I think the real Jesus would laugh at that. He'd have to have one hell of an ego if it were true!
Jesus stated quite specifically that he was the way, truth, and life. Heaven is the Lord's dwelling so how exactly does that make him egotistical?
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-07-2005, 02:58 AM
He isn't. Thank you Epiphany for your continued support.
Super_Grrl
03-07-2005, 04:05 AM
We're still talking about this? Wow... can you people just agree to disagree and be done with it?? OMG, people have different belief systems from you :eek:
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-07-2005, 04:47 AM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:
Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"
Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not richeous because we do bad things.
A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store is punishable by going to jail. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is eternal separation from God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. Just as if you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.
2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.
Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
4. WE MUST CONFESS JESUS CHRIST AS OUR SAVIOR WITH OUR MOUTHS AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEARTS THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECEIVING HIM:
Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)
You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church can't get you there, you can only get to heaven by turning to Jesus and asking Him to Save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus christ did on the cross for you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?
If you are willing to receive Jesus Christ as your Savior please pray this from your heart to God,
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I realize that I cannot get to heaven any other way other than to trust YOU as my SAVIOR. I ask you to forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven when I die. I receive YOU as my Lord and SAVIOR. Thank You for Saving me in JESUS name amen"
If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.
Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
Becknudefck
03-07-2005, 04:52 AM
how many times have you posted this? damn, if only this "god" was real and that Jesus was a real person besides the mexican in my grade.
gnrm23
03-07-2005, 05:45 AM
19 times (so far, eh?)
gosh, i hope that he saves some souls with this spam...
AT98BooBoo
03-07-2005, 07:46 AM
Hey xfrodobagginsx. I have found that you just turn people off by preaching at 'em. If you want to turn people on the Jesus then tell 'em how your relationship with Him has improved your life and has helped you to be a better person.
Just like that 'ol song says. If you can not sing like angels, if you can not preach like Paul you can tell of the love of Jesus and say he died for all.
It seems that too many Christians fail to emphasize God as the God of Love.
Remember what Paul said in I Corinthians 13:1-7 and 13 "Though I speak all the languages of men and of angels but have not love, I am like a sounding brass or a clanging cymbol. And though I have the gift of prophecy adn understand all mysteries and all knowledge and though I have faith that could move mountains but I have not love I am nothing And though I give all my money to the poor and give my body to be burned but have not love, it does me no good. Love is patient and is kind: love does not envy love does not parade itself, is is not full of itself;does not behave rudely, does not seek its own way, is not easily provoked,thinks no evil; rejoices not in evil doing but rejoices in the truth; love bears all things, hopes all things and endures all things.
13 And now abide faith hope and love but the greatest of these three is love.
Yes Jesus is a real person and having him as a friend has made a huge difference in my life. I was a negative,bitter, selfish and hateful person before I became friends with God. He has helped me to be more a positive, kind giving and caring person. I'm certainly not perfect or better than anyone else its a work in progress.
" Behold I satand at the door and knock. If any one opens the door I will come in and be his friend and he shall be my friend."
arlia
03-07-2005, 07:05 PM
so like ure critisising this person for repeating the same message but other people on here come up with the same topics every month or so!
garentie you there will always be a topic about how jesus is really a stoner,then questions about gays,and suicide and evolution.
thats just how the forum is!
gnrm23
03-07-2005, 09:37 PM
he posted the xact same message ~ 19 times right here @ hipforums.com...
in most folks' book, that qualifies as "spam"...
(& it is quite possible that the post is simply cut&pasted from some Xtian website (like jack chick's little pamphelts/comix), rather that a personal witnessing about "what faith in christ jesus has done for me"...)
now is this person ever gonna come back & check on the status of the "god-flavored cyber-bait" ?
or is that it, just a hit-n-split?
~
"PRAISE HIM!
(or else!)"
Epiphany
03-07-2005, 11:40 PM
If he was posting his own message that would be one thing. But that is just some tract he got off some website. Give me a break.
This is the Christianity forum. If you don't like it, then don't bother reading it.
freakwentflyer
03-08-2005, 03:41 AM
Jesus stated quite specifically that he was the way, truth, and life. Heaven is the Lord's dwelling so how exactly does that make him egotistical? First, Jesus never wrote any of the books in the Bible. The books of the New Testiment were written at least 50 to 200 years or more after his death by people who never meet him in person, that is fairly well established. There is nothing to suggest that any of his 12 side kicks are the authors of any of those books or letters.
Second, just look at how we, modern man, in no time at all can turn someone who has died into so much more than they were in real life. Elvis and Ronald Reagan for example. Followers tend to focus on the messenger more than the message. And because people in general have a hard time understanding metaphores, the early leaders of the christian movement knew that to expand their ideas the masses would need a real person, a name to hang their hopes on. A saviour.
I beleive, Jesus said something like this,-
"There is a spirit, if you will, that connects us all to one another. A spirit of mankind. This spirit is inside each and everyone of us. And this spirit that connects us all makes us all brothers and sisters, the children, if you will, of our maker (God). You may not be aware of this spirit until you open your heart to it as I have. And when you do, you will see that this is a holy spirit. A spirit of love. When I open my heart to it, it says to me,-
'I (meaning the spirit) am the light, I am the truth and I am the way. Through me you are one with your maker and one with all things.'
If your heart is down, and your soul feels worn thin and lost, accepting this holy spirit into your heart is your path to salvation. Through the holy spirit I know that I am a son of God, and you are all God's children."
But, even today, modern man for the most part can't understand metaphores, or etherial concepts. They need things solid and black and white. They need a flesh and blood savior with a face and a name.
They need solid sink your teeth into religions, because spiritualism is "invisable" and requires too much blind faith. They need concrete answers, damn it! They can't trust they'll be ok when they die, they wanna know where they're gonna go and who's gonna be there.
They wanna know that those people who made fun of them or teased them or did them wrong are GONNA GET THEIR PUNISHMENT!
They wanna know God's on their side.
Just so you know, Humphry Bogart, in Casablanca, never said, "play it again, Sam." And their's no evidence of the whole George Washington throwing a coin across the Patomic River (or was it the Delaware River). Christopher Columbus wasn't the first European to discover the americas, Britney Spears can't sing without electronic assistance, and the only throne King Elvis sat on was the kind he died on.
It's the poem not the poet, the song not the singer, the actions not the statesmen, it's the message not the messenger.
Psychadelic Dan
03-08-2005, 03:48 AM
ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?
1. REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A SINNER AND IN NEED OF A SAVIOR:
Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"
Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not richeous because we do bad things.
A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store is punishable by going to jail. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is eternal separation from God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. Just as if you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.
2. BECAUSE OF OUR SINS, WE DIE BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, BUT GOD SENT HIS SON TO TAKE OUR PUNISHMENT AND GIVE US A CHANCE NOT TO HAVE TO GO TO HELL.
Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Ro 5:8 "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."
4. WE MUST CONFESS JESUS CHRIST AS OUR SAVIOR WITH OUR MOUTHS AND BELIEVE IN OUR HEARTS THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, BY DOING THIS WE ARE RECIEVING HIM:
Ro 10:9,10 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation."
Joh 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: {power: or, the right, or, privilege}
(KJV)
You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church can't get you there, you can only get to heaven by turning to Jesus and asking Him to Save you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS? DO YOU ACCEPT WHAT HE DID FOR YOU TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS?
If you are willing to receive Jesus Christ as your Savior please pray this from your heart to God,
"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I realize that I cannot get to heaven any other way other than to trust YOU as my SAVIOR. I ask you to forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven when I die. I receive YOU as my Lord and SAVIOR. Thank You for Saving me in JESUS name amen"
If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.
Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
If I may be so blunt, who gives a shit?
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-08-2005, 04:18 AM
1 billion people care. That's how many Christians there are in the world.
Epiphany
03-08-2005, 10:31 AM
Not trying to be rude. Just stating my opinion.
Slutter McGee
That is understandable, however, the point is that many people, who are fully aware that this is the Christianity forum, come in here merely for argumentative purposes which only shows signs of intolerance and immaturity. I am sorry if I have offended you with my initial post.
arlia
03-08-2005, 11:28 AM
If he was posting his own message that would be one thing. But that is just some tract he got off some website. Give me a break.
but when other people do the same thing with scientific 'evidence' and theological stuff would you still complain at them?
freakwentflyer
03-08-2005, 04:45 PM
Xfrodobagginsx-
Nothing to say about my posts? Believe me, I have no distain for you or other christians, as I was one once too. There are always two extremes to being off balance and I believe religious people, including christians, are the off balance opposite extreme of those who are off balance in the other direction, with no faith at all.
I do believe you feel the spirit in you, but I believe your faith would be stronger without religion.
Jesus was attempting to bring change to his people who held onto a extremely dogmatic religion, Judism. He was wise enough to not attempt to say Judism was bullshit filled with human manipulation. So, he attempted to bring forth a new covenent. A small step away from the dogma. A first step away from religion toward pure spiritualism. Obviously, they weren't ready, for they turned him into a dogmatic religion. When you're ready to make the next step, you will find your admiration for Jesus will actually increase. When you see him as just a man and not a God. It takes a far braver normal human man to stand up and speak out against the tide on his own, then for someone who has had angels come down and tell him he is chosen by God and is his only son and given magic powers to raise the dead and turn water into wine.
I know you won't admit it to me on this site. But, in time, you will think about what I've said and one day it will make sense to you. When you let go of the fear religion has gripped you with.
Soulless||Chaos
03-08-2005, 04:51 PM
1 billion people care. That's how many Christians there are in the world.
If a billion people jumped off a cliff, would you follow suit? :rolleyes:
Lodui
03-08-2005, 07:08 PM
1 billion people care. That's how many Christians there are in the world.
That means 5.2 billion people want you to leave 'em the hell alone.
seamonster66
03-08-2005, 07:11 PM
I can guarantee that Jesus hates this type of mother fucker...the last thing he would want to get involved with is a rigid code
:D
;)
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-08-2005, 07:46 PM
That means 5.2 billion people want you to leave 'em the hell alone.'
No it doesn't. It means that 5.2 million people don't have Jesus, so I have a lot of work to do. Most of them have never heard the gospel or they would convert. It's just the spoiled europeans and americans who reject and will suffer the greater damnation for hearing and rejecting. Still there are alot of people in both europe and america who have never heard and I am here for them.
FreakyJoeMan
03-08-2005, 07:51 PM
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It's just the spoiled europeans and americans who reject and will suffer the greater damnation for hearing and rejecting..
Hell, not jus hearing an rejectin, but hearin, rejectin an pointin an laughin at yer self-imposed ignorance.
The bible was written by 4 blokes in a time where they thought the world was flat! I'm sure it's a good read though.. If god is the creator of man then why did he make us with the ability to do evil? That's poor craftsmanship imo. Theres around 100 different gods that man has manifested over time. This leads to indifference and a conflict of beliefs. One day all nations might reach 'enlightenment' and worship common sense.
Lodui
03-08-2005, 08:20 PM
'
. It's just the spoiled europeans and americans who reject and will suffer the greater damnation for hearing and rejecting.
Maybe god should have made his word more interesting. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 01:54 AM
Those are two entirely different things. I certainly do not mind when someone uses outside information to support an argument, either way, given that they credit the source of their information. I certainly have done no research in science, so I would have to use outside information. I would not expect different from Christians who were arguing a point.
However, this situation is different. Nothing in the original post was original, useful, or enlightening. The tract itself is at the reading and comprehension level of infants. If you want to use a passage from a CS Lewis book to get a point or argument across, then great, as long as you credit your source. Because unlike whoever wrote the above tract, CS Lewis uses intelligence in his attempt to expand God's kingdom.
Slutter McGee
The point of posting the tract is not to show intellectual power, but to simply give the gospel in it's simplest form. If you want more mental stimulation, I recommend that you read C.S. Lewis or Dr. Lewis Sperry Chafer's Systematic Biblical Theology. If you really want to understand the bible, you need the Holy Spirit, which you cannot have unless you are a Christian in the first place.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 01:59 AM
The bible was written by 4 blokes in a time where they thought the world was flat! I'm sure it's a good read though.. If god is the creator of man then why did he make us with the ability to do evil? That's poor craftsmanship imo. Theres around 100 different gods that man has manifested over time. This leads to indifference and a conflict of beliefs. One day all nations might reach 'enlightenment' and worship common sense.
You say that the bible teaches that the earth is flat?
The bible teaches that the earth is round:
Isa 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: {It is...: or, Him that}
That it hangs in outer space:
Job 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
Your right! It WAS written when everyone else thought the world was flat, which proves that it was written by God.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 02:00 AM
The bible was written by 4 blokes in a time where they thought the world was flat! I'm sure it's a good read though.. If god is the creator of man then why did he make us with the ability to do evil? That's poor craftsmanship imo. Theres around 100 different gods that man has manifested over time. This leads to indifference and a conflict of beliefs. One day all nations might reach 'enlightenment' and worship common sense.
You say that the bible teaches that the earth is flat?
The bible teaches that the earth is round:
Isa 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: {It is...: or, Him that}
That it hangs in outer space:
Job 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
Your right! It WAS written when everyone else thought the world was flat, which proves that it was written by God. This was written around 3,000 years ago! I don't think anyone went to outerspace at that time nor did they know that the world was round.
Peanuts
03-09-2005, 02:07 AM
This is how I feel.
I'm 97% percent sure I'm going to Heaven.
These are why I think that way:
I try to be an Honest person.
I try to be trust worthy.
I have confessed most of my sins (maybe not all but most) in one way or another.
I have tried to ask forgiveness to those I have wronged.
I feel I am a good person. I am fair to others. I have tried to help others.
I am not perfect. My life is my journey. I am learning.
I believe Jesus died for my sins.
Whether someone has done the things I have or not it is not for me to judge.
Opinions are our own. :)
darrellkitchen
03-09-2005, 03:14 AM
Geckopelli ???
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 06:19 AM
This is how I feel.
I'm 97% percent sure I'm going to Heaven.
These are why I think that way:
I try to be an Honest person.
I try to be trust worthy.
I have confessed most of my sins (maybe not all but most) in one way or another.
I have tried to ask forgiveness to those I have wronged.
I feel I am a good person. I am fair to others. I have tried to help others.
I am not perfect. My life is my journey. I am learning.
I believe Jesus died for my sins.
Whether someone has done the things I have or not it is not for me to judge.
Opinions are our own. :)
Those are good things to do. The problem is that God, the one who will judge weather we will go to heaven or not, said that we have to accept what His Son Jesus did on the cross to get us to heaven. If your putting your trust in anything else, the bible says that you won't get there. Stop relying on yourself and rely on Jesus to save you. Pray that prayer at the end of this post and receive Him as your Savior.
Peanuts
03-09-2005, 01:21 PM
Those are good things to do. The problem is that God, the one who will judge weather we will go to heaven or not, said that we have to accept what His Son Jesus did on the cross to get us to heaven. If your putting your trust in anything else, the bible says that you won't get there. Stop relying on yourself and rely on Jesus to save you. Pray that prayer at the end of this post and receive Him as your Savior.
I already did receive Him as my Savior. My trust is right where it is supposed to be. :)
Your right! It WAS written when everyone else thought the world was flat, which proves that it was written by God. This was written around 3,000 years ago! I don't think anyone went to outerspace at that time nor did they know that the world was round.
Mr Frodo,
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John might have been on magic mushrooms when they wrote the bible, which is the equivalent of going to outerspace 3,000 years ago.:)
There were more advanced civilisations in existence around and before that period like the Chinese and the ancient Egyptians (I saw it on the Discovery Channel :D ). They all worshipped different gods. Are you saying that your god is real and the other hundred or so gods created by others are fake? What about Hinduism, Buddhism, Moslem and Rastafarism to name a few? If the world blew up today will only the Christians go to heaven?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/sean11/popemast.jpg
Mr MiGu
03-09-2005, 06:29 PM
you make it sound as if mathew, mark, luke and john were the only people to write gospels.
and i find it funny how some of you are calling your beleifs "sprituality", and not a religion. Tis Just like what Ive heard from many christians: "I dont beleive in religion, I beleive in the truth".
seamonster66
03-09-2005, 06:32 PM
I find it funny that someone named XFRODOBAGGINSX is giving religious advice....a hardcore hobbit.
and that people think jesus died for their sins is also quite funny, but thats another thread....
i once asked a christian what you had to do to to get to heaven prior to Jesus, the answer they gave was to sacrifice another person...
Peanuts
03-09-2005, 06:40 PM
I find it funny that someone named XFRODOBAGGINSX is giving religious advice....a hardcore hobbit.
and that people think jesus died for their sins is also quite funny, but thats another thread....
i once asked a christian what you had to do to to get to heaven prior to Jesus, the answer they gave was to sacrifice another person...
I'm a funny gal. :p
Mr MiGu
03-09-2005, 06:42 PM
ya, i hate it when people say "jesus died for your sins".
QUIT TRYING TO PIN HIS DEATH ON ME!!!!!!!
Everyone knows that was Mel Gibsons fault anyway
Syntax
03-09-2005, 06:47 PM
I'm going to the first layer of hell because I don't believe in Jesus being the son of God. But it's ok, though, because it'll be a lot more fun down there. There are no fun people in heaven, only Christians. Hell's where the party's at.
seamonster66
03-09-2005, 06:49 PM
poor 150,000 other people dying on the cross for no ones sins...they must have felt useless...
I blame 1/2 of myself for killing Jesus, because I'm half jewish of course (the good half)
and half of me would do it again too :P
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 08:17 PM
My grandma is Jewish and my Grandpa may have been but, every man born crucified Jesus, because He died for their sins. Jesus Christ and His disciples were Jewish also.
It doesn't matter if your Jewish or not, if you are in Christ you are all the same:
Ga 3:27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-09-2005, 08:19 PM
The trail of blood is also a good booklet to read about Christian persecution.
This is what I don't get. Maybe you can clear this up for me because I'm confused. You talk about Jesus dying for our sins.
Many brave fire fighters, police officers, soldiers and various other service men and civilians have died because of the sins and irresponsibile actions of anothers.
Is Jesus more important than those men and women? Please answer without quoting the good book, thats a cop out imo. :)
samueljones
03-09-2005, 09:06 PM
http://www.dayofjudgment.com
http://www.endoftimes.net
mystical_shroom
03-09-2005, 09:09 PM
http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/10668729332003723169694879.jpg..................
seamonster66
03-09-2005, 09:28 PM
is that Kirk Cameron?
I heard he bleeds god's blood now.
NaykidApe
03-09-2005, 09:31 PM
There are people all over the world dieing for our sins right now.
I say we all get together in 2000 years and start a thread about them.
seamonster66
03-09-2005, 09:32 PM
thats true...relates to the meek inheriting the earth I guess
but didn't you mean dying FROM our sins?
NaykidApe
03-09-2005, 09:34 PM
No I actually mean't dieing--there are countless hordes of disgruntaled t-shirt makers all over the world right now makeing tyedyes for our sins.
I don't see how it's going to help but I want one.
seamonster66
03-09-2005, 09:57 PM
isn't making a tie-die in 2005 a sin in itself?
NaykidApe
03-09-2005, 09:58 PM
isn't making a tie-die in 2005 a sin in itself?
See? It all evens out.
Varuna
03-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Love God, Love your neighbor, Love your enemies.
mystical_shroom
03-09-2005, 10:58 PM
is that Kirk Cameron?
I heard he bleeds god's blood now.
yeah, i see him on tv harrassing people about god and such..
What ever happened to good ol Mike Seaver :D
interval_illusion
03-10-2005, 06:21 AM
First, Jesus never wrote any of the books in the Bible. The books of the New Testiment were written at least 50 to 200 years or more after his death by people who never meet him in person, that is fairly well established. There is nothing to suggest that any of his 12 side kicks are the authors of any of those books or letters.
Second, just look at how we, modern man, in no time at all can turn someone who has died into so much more than they were in real life. Elvis and Ronald Reagan for example. Followers tend to focus on the messenger more than the message. And because people in general have a hard time understanding metaphores, the early leaders of the christian movement knew that to expand their ideas the masses would need a real person, a name to hang their hopes on. A saviour.
I beleive, Jesus said something like this,-
"There is a spirit, if you will, that connects us all to one another. A spirit of mankind. This spirit is inside each and everyone of us. And this spirit that connects us all makes us all brothers and sisters, the children, if you will, of our maker (God). You may not be aware of this spirit until you open your heart to it as I have. And when you do, you will see that this is a holy spirit. A spirit of love. When I open my heart to it, it says to me,-
'I (meaning the spirit) am the light, I am the truth and I am the way. Through me you are one with your maker and one with all things.'
If your heart is down, and your soul feels worn thin and lost, accepting this holy spirit into your heart is your path to salvation. Through the holy spirit I know that I am a son of God, and you are all God's children."
But, even today, modern man for the most part can't understand metaphores, or etherial concepts. They need things solid and black and white. They need a flesh and blood savior with a face and a name.
They need solid sink your teeth into religions, because spiritualism is "invisable" and requires too much blind faith. They need concrete answers, damn it! They can't trust they'll be ok when they die, they wanna know where they're gonna go and who's gonna be there.
They wanna know that those people who made fun of them or teased them or did them wrong are GONNA GET THEIR PUNISHMENT!
They wanna know God's on their side.
Just so you know, Humphry Bogart, in Casablanca, never said, "play it again, Sam." And their's no evidence of the whole George Washington throwing a coin across the Patomic River (or was it the Delaware River). Christopher Columbus wasn't the first European to discover the americas, Britney Spears can't sing without electronic assistance, and the only throne King Elvis sat on was the kind he died on.
It's the poem not the poet, the song not the singer, the actions not the statesmen, it's the message not the messenger.
that was beautiful and i truly feel everything you said.
interval_illusion
03-10-2005, 06:23 AM
Xfrodobagginsx-
Nothing to say about my posts? Believe me, I have no distain for you or other christians, as I was one once too. There are always two extremes to being off balance and I believe religious people, including christians, are the off balance opposite extreme of those who are off balance in the other direction, with no faith at all.
I do believe you feel the spirit in you, but I believe your faith would be stronger without religion.
Jesus was attempting to bring change to his people who held onto a extremely dogmatic religion, Judism. He was wise enough to not attempt to say Judism was bullshit filled with human manipulation. So, he attempted to bring forth a new covenent. A small step away from the dogma. A first step away from religion toward pure spiritualism. Obviously, they weren't ready, for they turned him into a dogmatic religion. When you're ready to make the next step, you will find your admiration for Jesus will actually increase. When you see him as just a man and not a God. It takes a far braver normal human man to stand up and speak out against the tide on his own, then for someone who has had angels come down and tell him he is chosen by God and is his only son and given magic powers to raise the dead and turn water into wine.
I know you won't admit it to me on this site. But, in time, you will think about what I've said and one day it will make sense to you. When you let go of the fear religion has gripped you with.
but jesus was god... as there is god in everything.. get it? jesus DID speak in metaphors.
MrRee
03-10-2005, 10:25 AM
All that crap in the first post
Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
sex sex sex and don't forget the violence
blah blah blah with your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
put your stupid slogan here........
Everybody sing along!
USNavyDeadHead
03-10-2005, 04:45 PM
Well once you die walk down to 23rd street and take the bus to 2nd avenue. Get out at the North Street station, walk four blocks and hang a left. If you see the Starbucks youve gone too far.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-10-2005, 05:15 PM
This is what I don't get. Maybe you can clear this up for me because I'm confused. You talk about Jesus dying for our sins.
Many brave fire fighters, police officers, soldiers and various other service men and civilians have died because of the sins and irresponsibile actions of anothers.
Is Jesus more important than those men and women? Please answer without quoting the good book, thats a cop out imo. :)
Yes many honorable fire fighters, police officers, soldiers and various other service men and civilians have died because of the sins and irresponsibile actions of others. The difference is that first of all they died to protect the people. They did not die for their sins as Jesus did. They could not have died for theirs sins because they were sinners themselves. Only a perfect person could come and die for another's sins. That's why only Jesus could have done it, because He lived a perfect life and died in our place, if we will receive what He did on the cross.
MrRee
03-10-2005, 11:32 PM
Let's get this straight. No one ever died for anyone else's sins. But a bunch of people believe that someone did because a couple of hundred years (minimum 8 generations!) later someone decided that's what they wanted to believe and wrote it down, despite the 1st person in question never stating it at all.
If you want to believe the bible, get a "red letter" bible where the words of "christ" are written in red ink. Read the words written in red ink, discard the rest ~ because no one knows where in the world they come from, who in the world wrote them, or when they might have been written. Faith is one thing. Belief is another. Sensibility is something else again.
The red words won't lead you astray into the mire of deception that is the church.
Mr MiGu
03-11-2005, 01:37 AM
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i think thats the first semi intelligent thing youve said yet
freakwentflyer
03-11-2005, 03:55 AM
but jesus was god... as there is god in everything.. get it? jesus DID speak in metaphors. Yes, I get it. I do believe the real Jesus was very much in tune with our maker, and spoke (in metaphor) from a higher place. I personally avoid the use of the name God, as much as possible. As I said I am a Taoist, and for me the name God, is intended to discribe the God of the Judism, and it's two off shoots, Christianity and Islam. It's a defined by man maker. The God that told Joshua that it's ok to slaughter thousands of women and children and take their land and homes from them. (Read the book of Joshua with an open mind and think about why the Palistinians hate them.- and no I'm not anti-semetic, just anti religious self righteousness)
As a taoist, I don't believe in a human definition of (the tao) the maker of all things, the ultimate truth, the perfection. God, is a definition by man to control other people.
For example, the jews must have had people dieing from eating bad, or undercooked pork, so the next thing you know, GOD said don't eat pork.
Any problems that would arise in society, like say, too many children being born out of wed lock and not having a father around to raise them and keep them out of trouble, they'd just say, "God, said it's a sin to be born out of wedlock". In many ways I can understand that. The people in most cases were too ignorant or uneducated to understand the situation and deal with it intelligently so why not just scare them into a harmonious behavior. But the problem is, that type of society never really matures into one that can sovle it's problems through reason and self discipline. And those at the top who control the religion may turn their God into an evil puppet. They can start wars by putting words into their "Gods" mouth.
History is full of man using "GOD" as an excuse for killing and stealing land, and looking down on others.
So, "one nation UNDER GOD", I don't think so. You know that line was added to the pledge of allegence at the hieght of the cold war with the Soviet union because the Soviets were anti-religion. (Not that I would defend the soviets for supressing religious freedom. As much as I believe in freedom FROM religion, I believe in freedom of belief and thought too)
That line, makes America a nation for those of Judean base religions only.
It covers, Jews, Muslims and Christians, but what about the rest of us Americans? What if the Christians were to narrow the definition down one more step and say, "one nation under Jesus", how would the Jews and Muslims feel about that. Those who think the name God, is universal to cover all religions knows nothing about Taoism, Budism or the Hindu religions.
freakwentflyer
03-11-2005, 04:04 AM
PS Mr xfrodobagginsx-
Are we going to have an intelligent debate or not. You just seem to wanna resond to the easy shots. You wanna get deep on this subject or are you just gonna keep pulling your sting and repeating what you've been taught.
That sounded mean, sorry, just wanna see if you are listening.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-11-2005, 05:38 AM
PS Mr xfrodobagginsx-
Are we going to have an intelligent debate or not. You just seem to wanna resond to the easy shots. You wanna get deep on this subject or are you just gonna keep pulling your sting and repeating what you've been taught.
That sounded mean, sorry, just wanna see if you are listening.I am listening but is there a debate going on here? What do you want to debate? I believe the bible is God's word. Do you? If so then you had better listen to what it says. If not, why not.
If you would like my personal experience with God please read my thread "'What Jesus did for me". Here are just a small fraction of the reasons that I believe that the bible is God's word these are just basic reasons. This does not include the tons prophecies that have come true, the way it fits together as one book, my personal experiences with God, it's historical and scientific accuracy:
The bible was written by God through 40 men in 3 languages over a 1,500 year period. These men lived in different parts of the world, some were rich, some were poor, some were educated, some were not, most didn't know each other, nor did they have access to the other's writings and yet it fits together as if it were written by one person. It was written by God. It has no errors or contradictions. It is the Word of God. The bible is accurate in matters of Science, History, and all matters of life.
Think about it. Could Sam write a book in California, and Bill write a book in Canada, and Ralf write a book in Mexico and it fit together as one book? The bible did this 40 times, 66 books! It's God's word.
know1nozme
03-11-2005, 06:09 AM
Wow, who'd have thought that such a conversation would take place outside the religion forums. Don't get me wrong, it's as much a random thoughts topic as every other random thoughts topic, it just suprises me. What suprises me more is the reletively benign way that it is being discussed. In the religion forums, people with so many differing viewpoints would be tearing each other apart (well, sometimes its fun). BRAVO!
I am not christian, I'm very spiritual though - I'm not the kind to proselytize (philosophize, yes), and I've long ago given up trying to challenge the belief systems of others (as long as they don't threaten me - I don't mind being challenged, but I really hate being threatened or coerced). Believe in your religion (whatever it may be - everyone has one, even atheists)! Talk about it all you wish - the First Ammendment is sacred to me and I will defend your right to speak, but please have the wisdom to know when you are beating a dead horse, and stop. "Some of the seed fell into the ether and was lost in an electronic haze..."
freakwentflyer
03-11-2005, 06:43 PM
Wow, who'd have thought that such a conversation would take place outside the religion forums. Don't get me wrong, it's as much a random thoughts topic as every other random thoughts topic, it just suprises me. What suprises me more is the reletively benign way that it is being discussed. In the religion forums, people with so many differing viewpoints would be tearing each other apart (well, sometimes its fun). BRAVO!
I am not christian, I'm very spiritual though - I'm not the kind to proselytize (philosophize, yes), and I've long ago given up trying to challenge the belief systems of others (as long as they don't threaten me - I don't mind being challenged, but I really hate being threatened or coerced). Believe in your religion (whatever it may be - everyone has one, even atheists)! Talk about it all you wish - the First Ammendment is sacred to me and I will defend your right to speak, but please have the wisdom to know when you are beating a dead horse, and stop. "Some of the seed fell into the ether and was lost in an electronic haze..."
In some ways you're right about beating a "beating a dead horse". I suppose I'm taking this too seriously because I'm having a difficult time finding a school for my daughter. The only ones in this area that aren't going to "indoctrinante my child to God" are either too expensive or just bad schools. I thought I had her in one that was ok, but I was wrong. I live in the heart of the bible belt. Over the past years I've seen the religeous right push itself more and more into my face and I sometimes feel the need to push back.
Where I believe you are wrong about "beating a dead horse", I feel that the voices of reason don't speak out enough because they feel it's a waist of time. I have a sister who, along with her husband, raised their 5 kids as right wing born again christians. I always spoke my mind around them. Many would think I was beating a dead horse, but in my mind I believed I was helping. I've seen so many "good christian kids" once they move out and taste freedom, completely reject what they've been taught and go in an opposite and negative direction. When religious people have a serious "crisis of faith" and begin to see the holes in the dogma of their religion I feel it's good for them to have been exposed to alternative faith ideas.
They may not listen now, but they do hear. The two oldest of my sisters sons, are no longer religious. One has a good spiritual balance in his life and the other has a bad cocaine problem and is very off balance. Yet, when he does seek advice, he has come to me and not his parents. I do believe he will get his shit together in time.
By trying to debate here on this post I don't expect to convert anyone. I'm just attempting to plant alternative thoughts in their heads that I hope might help them sometime in the future.
I myself have learned a great deal from others in retrospect. And I'm sure they thought I wasn't even listening.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-11-2005, 07:16 PM
In some ways you're right about beating a "beating a dead horse". I suppose I'm taking this too seriously because I'm having a difficult time finding a school for my daughter. The only ones in this area that aren't going to "indoctrinante my child to God" are either too expensive or just bad schools. I thought I had her in one that was ok, but I was wrong. I live in the heart of the bible belt. Over the past years I've seen the religeous right push itself more and more into my face and I sometimes feel the need to push back.
Where I believe you are wrong about "beating a dead horse", I feel that the voices of reason don't speak out enough because they feel it's a waist of time. I have a sister who, along with her husband, raised their 5 kids as right wing born again christians. I always spoke my mind around them. Many would think I was beating a dead horse, but in my mind I believed I was helping. I've seen so many "good christian kids" once they move out and taste freedom, completely reject what they've been taught and go in an opposite and negative direction. When religious people have a serious "crisis of faith" and begin to see the holes in the dogma of their religion I feel it's good for them to have been exposed to alternative faith ideas.
They may not listen now, but they do hear. The two oldest of my sisters sons, are no longer religious. One has a good spiritual balance in his life and the other has a bad cocaine problem and is very off balance. Yet, when he does seek advice, he has come to me and not his parents. I do believe he will get his shit together in time.
By trying to debate here on this post I don't expect to convert anyone. I'm just attempting to plant alternative thoughts in their heads that I hope might help them sometime in the future.
I myself have learned a great deal from others in retrospect. And I'm sure they thought I wasn't even listening.
Yes, it's true that many religious children as well as many non-religious children go through a rebellious stage. However, the truth is that they almost always come back to the Lord because in the end, they come the understanding the God's word really is the truth. By keeping your children away from the teachings of the bible, you are damning them. They are going to have chaotic, miserable lives without God. What do you think is causing all of the problems in these schools with shootings and killings? They took God and the bible out and His morals and it's no wonder that the kids have no direction in life or concept of right and wrong. You wonder why your kids have problems and you kicked God out of their lives.
darrellkitchen
03-11-2005, 07:24 PM
...They are going to have chaotic, miserable lives without God...(O.o)?
Geckopelli? Is that you?
MagicMedicine
03-12-2005, 02:35 AM
People go back to religion and the bible because they're scared. Congradulations, you're propaganda is working. They're scared that there really is a hell, and they're going to go to it for not bowing down and sucking your God's cock. It's a huge scare tactic. "Believe in God or go to hell."
Try to tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead and try to tell me that that's not what you fucks teach. You're "Accept God and be Saved" bullshit. You people make me sick.
Stop pretending. Why is there religion. One word: MONEY. And all you are falling for it like the suckers that you are. And you deserve it for promoting your scare tactics.
freakwentflyer
03-12-2005, 08:56 PM
Yes, it's true that many religious children as well as many non-religious children go through a rebellious stage. However, the truth is that they almost always come back to the Lord because in the end, they come the understanding the God's word really is the truth. By keeping your children away from the teachings of the bible, you are damning them. They are going to have chaotic, miserable lives without God. What do you think is causing all of the problems in these schools with shootings and killings? They took God and the bible out and His morals and it's no wonder that the kids have no direction in life or concept of right and wrong. You wonder why your kids have problems and you kicked God out of their lives.
Wrong. There are communities throughout the world and the US that have well balanced students, with no religion in the class. My school in England had no religion in the class and we had no problems like that.
The problem you discribe, is far more complicated than you think. These "lost" students are having problems because they have no balance. In America we live in an extremely materialistic society, reinforced by advertising, the music industry, pop stars, sport stars, and even our government. Even your mainstream christianity would rather focus the blame on abortionists and gays, than to lead a crusade against the "evils of unrestrained capitalism".
Then, mix that pressure on the youth with the fact that the only spritual understanding they are exposed to, is dogmatic, controlling and makes no sense. Just look at the post by MagicMedicine. Religion turns so many people off so badly that some may turn to the opposite extreme.
Those that call themselves Satanists, are the by-products of religious dogma and a lack of natural spiritualism (love) in their lives. Often because their parents were either not around, to busy chasing material persuits, or too busy kissing ass to an ancient hebrew made up god (as my sister and her husband do).
When you say, people who are completely void of a spirituality with miserable and chaotic lives are that way because they aren't christians, that's like saying people who are dieing of thirst are that way because they don't drink CocaCola. All they need is (natural) water. If I was dieing of thirst and there was nothing but Coke to offer, I'd drink it too. Although the additives (dogma) might not be so good for me.
I think I've beaten this horse enough.
Good luck. Peace.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-13-2005, 03:32 AM
Wrong. There are communities throughout the world and the US that have well balanced students, with no religion in the class. My school in England had no religion in the class and we had no problems like that.
The problem you discribe, is far more complicated than you think. These "lost" students are having problems because they have no balance. In America we live in an extremely materialistic society, reinforced by advertising, the music industry, pop stars, sport stars, and even our government. Even your mainstream christianity would rather focus the blame on abortionists and gays, than to lead a crusade against the "evils of unrestrained capitalism".
Then, mix that pressure on the youth with the fact that the only spritual understanding they are exposed to, is dogmatic, controlling and makes no sense. Just look at the post by MagicMedicine. Religion turns so many people off so badly that some may turn to the opposite extreme.
Those that call themselves Satanists, are the by-products of religious dogma and a lack of natural spiritualism (love) in their lives. Often because their parents were either not around, to busy chasing material persuits, or too busy kissing ass to an ancient hebrew made up god (as my sister and her husband do).
When you say, people who are completely void of a spirituality with miserable and chaotic lives are that way because they aren't christians, that's like saying people who are dieing of thirst are that way because they don't drink CocaCola. All they need is (natural) water. If I was dieing of thirst and there was nothing but Coke to offer, I'd drink it too. Although the additives (dogma) might not be so good for me.
I think I've beaten this horse enough.
Good luck. Peace.
Hmm, let's see. They took God out of the schools and now kids are shooting each other. In the 1800's the kids used to take their guns to school. It was common. How many school shootings were there then? None because they followed the way of the Lord. Your flawed analogy of coca-cola is off base. It is NOT like saying that those who don't drink coca-cola will die of thirst, it is like saying those who don't drink water will die of thirst. We need water to live, just like we need the word of God to live by. They put sex ed in the schools and within a year or two teen pregnancy skyrocketed.
Here you go:
Joh 4:14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
Joh 4:10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
Joh 4:11 The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water?
Joh 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
(KJV)
Eph 5:26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
(KJV)
You said:
"Even your mainstream christianity would rather focus the blame on abortionists and gays, than to lead a crusade against the "evils of unrestrained capitalism".
Read the papers, watch television, note the videos, tune in the evening news, listen to the rap music, see the adult examples everywhere around you. Children are glutted on mental and emotional junk food. "If you want to destroy a country," former British education secretary Sir Keith Joseph said, "you debauch its currency." And he added: "The way to destroy a society is to debauch the children." "Debauch," according to Webster's, means "to lead away from virtue or excellence." That is being done with a vengeance today. Much is said about juvenile delinquency... it will come back to haunt us.
Yes abortion is murder. Yes being gay is a sin. Yes capitalism is great. You don't like capitalism, you must hate this country because it is a captialist nation. That is what made this country rich. If communism is so much better, move to the poverty stricken China, former soviet union, or any of those wasted countries. America is awsome! Hate america if you want, I love America.
Praise God for God fearing men and women like George W. Bush, Condolisa Rice, & Alan Keys.
Colours
03-13-2005, 04:04 AM
Why does your God make people gay then, if he knows its irreversable. Why did God damn the Jews? If God is all knowing, he must have known that Jesus would pull out the Jewish beliefs by the roots. Or maybe he just made a mistake. Why was God so present in the past, but never during our life-time? What makes you think your religion is any more truthful than all of the religions before it? There are hundreds of religions; why is christianity the only right one? is there something less appealing about ANY other religion? no, you were born a christian, so you identify with christianity. I just cant believe there are such weak minded people in the world. Religion, creating your beliefs for you. "yes abortion is murder. Yes being gay is a sin", 'because God tells me it is.' Why do you need a guide to see what is right or wrong, or to be happy in the world. Im a good person, i see the good in others, and i am living my life, all without the help of God.
Lodui
03-13-2005, 04:21 AM
Hmm, let's see. They took God out of the schools and now kids are shooting each other. In the 1800's the kids used to take their guns to school. It was common. How many school shootings were there then? None because they followed the way of the Lord.
Yeah, back in the good old days of polio and racism. Sure, white males could get an education, but now that we have science, we don't need that fiction. Science has cured polio, god has done nothing, because he doesn't exist.
Read the papers, watch television, note the videos, tune in the evening news, listen to the rap music, see the adult examples everywhere around you. Children are glutted on mental and emotional junk food.
Oh no not rap music!!! Teen pregnancy was much more common in the 19th century, and more women died giving birth. So much for the good old days.
Yes abortion is murder.
So is a miscarrige involuntary manslaughter? You really must understand women.
Yes being gay is a sin.
You know that passage about a man shall not lie with another man is right across from a passage about stoning disobediant children? Kinda funny that you take this stuff so seriously...
Yes capitalism is great.
It's aight.
You don't like capitalism, you must hate this country because it is a captialist nation.
If you don't like apple pie are you a commi?
That is what made this country rich. If communism is so much better, move to the poverty stricken China,
China has the largest growing economy on earth.
America is awsome! Hate america if you want, I love America.
Americas ok, but patriotism is a shallow, caveman like concept... kinda like religion.
Alan Keys.
Who kicked out his gay daughter. What a wonderful man. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Mr MiGu
03-13-2005, 04:29 AM
........Praise God for God fearing men and women like George W. Bush,.......
So not only are his actions acceptable, but youre actually thanking god for a man thats responsible for thousands of deaths, meanwhile you condemn people that wish to express their love to people of the same sex.
I dont get it.
freakwentflyer
03-13-2005, 04:29 AM
Hmm, let's see. They took God out of the schools and now kids are shooting each other. In the 1800's the kids used to take their guns to school. It was common. How many school shootings were there then? None because they followed the way of the Lord. Your flawed analogy of coca-cola is off base. It is NOT like saying that those who don't drink coca-cola will die of thirst, it is like saying those who don't drink water will die of thirst. We need water to live, just like we need the word of God to live by. They put sex ed in the schools and within a year or two teen pregnancy skyrocketed.
Here you go:
Joh 4:14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
Joh 4:10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
Joh 4:11 The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water?
Joh 7:38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
(KJV)
Eph 5:26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
(KJV)
You said:
"Even your mainstream christianity would rather focus the blame on abortionists and gays, than to lead a crusade against the "evils of unrestrained capitalism".
Read the papers, watch television, note the videos, tune in the evening news, listen to the rap music, see the adult examples everywhere around you. Children are glutted on mental and emotional junk food. "If you want to destroy a country," former British education secretary Sir Keith Joseph said, "you debauch its currency." And he added: "The way to destroy a society is to debauch the children." "Debauch," according to Webster's, means "to lead away from virtue or excellence." That is being done with a vengeance today. Much is said about juvenile delinquency... it will come back to haunt us.
Yes abortion is murder. Yes being gay is a sin. Yes capitalism is great. You don't like capitalism, you must hate this country because it is a captialist nation. That is what made this country rich. If communism is so much better, move to the poverty stricken China, former soviet union, or any of those wasted countries. America is awsome! Hate america if you want, I love America.
Praise God for God fearing men and women like George W. Bush, Condolisa Rice, & Alan Keys.
OMG. You truly do see EVERYTHING in black and white. You just did in politics the same thing you do in theology. Where in what I said, do I hate America, and capitalism (which I am an American capitalist) and prefer communism.
Don't you see the dangers in all extremes? Even though I believe in free enterprise and freedom, I am cautious of it's down sides and tendency to be abused. And you have a very wrong and narrow understanding of why there is a decay of our society. And I doubt you will ever understand my whole CocaCola and water thing. It's like you can't see color or something.
That's enough, I'm out of here.
Good luck. Hope you get a front row seat in heaven. Maybe even a backstage pass.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-13-2005, 05:48 AM
OMG. You truly do see EVERYTHING in black and white. You just did in politics the same thing you do in theology. Where in what I said, do I hate America, and capitalism (which I am an American capitalist) and prefer communism.
Don't you see the dangers in all extremes? Even though I believe in free enterprise and freedom, I am cautious of it's down sides and tendency to be abused. And you have a very wrong and narrow understanding of why there is a decay of our society. And I doubt you will ever understand my whole CocaCola and water thing. It's like you can't see color or something.
That's enough, I'm out of here.
Good luck. Hope you get a front row seat in heaven. Maybe even a backstage pass.And I think that it is you who cannot see in color. You are blinded by your unbelief in what God's word says. I just explained the coca-cola thing to you and you didn't understand. Who is blind here? You cut down capitalism and everything that our great country was built on, it's morals, it's political system and it's economic system and you expect me to believe that you love this country?
Good bye. Hope your communist country treats you better than america. Send us a post card, if they will let you.
Colours
03-13-2005, 05:54 AM
why do we have to love our country? its just like having spirit for your high school football team...its silly.
Becknudefck
03-13-2005, 06:08 AM
frodobaggins, its because of people like you that drove me away from religion and taught me that God doesnt exist. at the age of 13, thank you.
MagicMedicine
03-13-2005, 11:50 AM
Taken from the Washington Post:
"After years of careful research and study, Harvard has finally made it's stance on religion clear. With the help of scientists and field professionals, it has been made fact that God does not exsist. Their main explanation for the controversial stance is in a statement made by John Keens stating "Proof that there is no God: XFRODOBAGGINSX. We are certain that if there was a God, he would not let a man of such ignorance with such a closed mind live."
daisymae
03-13-2005, 07:03 PM
Here's a thought.....if I am going to hell just for not being a chump, and "Satan" will be toasting marshmallows on my ass for all eternity to punish me, doesn't that mean that satan is on god's payroll? ;)
Children of Bodom
03-13-2005, 08:58 PM
Religion is way too contradictory. Fucking lemmings.
apple seed
03-13-2005, 09:56 PM
why are you preaching to us. what part of freedom of religion means any religion, don't you understand? or do you do you need me to explan it to to you? there are plenty of your type around, we don't need anymore of you. you have not idae how mad poeple like you make me. i get so agery i what to shove a bible down your throght, so you can see your little jesus a little sooner than you thought. it is not your place to juge how we live our lives. and in the end it will not be you how you juge yours. it is nice how you are trying to help but next time you feel the need to do so DON'T. and give us some peace. i don't whant ot hear it. i have heard it to many dame times to care anymore. jest shut up and go away.
MrRee
03-13-2005, 11:39 PM
How it could possibly be that the natural birth of a child into the world of nature could be deemed so un-natural that it is a sin. Yes folks ~ christians say that every baby is a sinner because it is born!!
Yet birth is natural. There is no option, no choice, no alternative. It is clearly "God's way". And so is death. No other way out of here try though you might.
But christians are so obsessed with evil that they can't see beauty in human nature, god in human nature, happiness in human nature. It all has to be evil evil evil to fit in with their twisted way of thinking ~ evil.
Not unusual then the the name "satan" is mentioned more in the bible than does the name "god".
Says it all, really.
God impregnated Mary without her knowing it. Isn't that rape? :eek:
Mr MiGu
03-14-2005, 04:19 AM
www.jesus-action-figure.com
Mr MiGu
03-14-2005, 07:22 AM
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i disagree
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-15-2005, 04:35 AM
I agree with you for once.
Samhain
03-16-2005, 02:11 AM
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if all your going to do is bump this thread, I think it might as well be closed
S
Lodui
03-16-2005, 02:15 AM
if all your going to do is bump this thread, I think it might as well be closed
S
Don't listen to her, shes a witch!!!!
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Samhain
03-16-2005, 02:25 AM
Don't listen to her, shes a witch!!!!
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And will go to hell for not accepting the one true god, Jesus is the only way blah blah, there are no goddess' in the bible.
thought I would save the author of this piece some energy, oops guess your just going to have to use three dots again next time now.......
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NaykidApe
03-16-2005, 02:34 AM
:D I'm confused; Jesus said "The kingdom of heaven is here and now"
Was he talking to dead people?
Lodui
03-16-2005, 02:37 AM
:D I'm confused; Jesus said "The kingdom of heaven is here and now"
Was he talking to dead people? You know jesus... he was probaly drunk. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
NaykidApe
03-16-2005, 02:39 AM
:D Jesus walked into a motel, slapped three nails on the counter, and said, "Can you put me up for the night"?
Lodui
03-16-2005, 02:39 AM
And will go to hell for not accepting the one true god, Jesus is the only way blah blah, there are no goddess' in the bible.
thought I would save the author of this piece some energy, oops guess your just going to have to use three dots again next time now.......
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I respect 'ya even if you are a remorseless sinner. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Samhain
03-16-2005, 02:41 AM
I respect 'ya even if you are a remorseless sinner. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
So when did you turn to the god lord then??
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Lodui
03-16-2005, 02:45 AM
So when did you turn to the god lord then??
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I'm still waiting for his check to clear. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Samhain
03-16-2005, 02:47 AM
I'm still waiting for his check to clear. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
damn you youve got me starting a new page on this thread I think should be closed!!
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NaykidApe
03-16-2005, 02:54 AM
:D
"...Goin' 90, it aint scary
Cuz I got the virgin Mary
assurin' me, that I wont go to hell"
Samhain
03-16-2005, 02:55 AM
:D
"...Goin' 90, it aint scary
Cuz I got the virgin Mary
assurin' me, that I wont go to hell"
would you allow me to be a member of your sunday school?
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NaykidApe
03-16-2005, 02:58 AM
would you allow me to be a member of your sunday school?
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By all means brother and/or sister Samhain! *baptises Samhain with Holy Bongwater*
Samhain
03-16-2005, 03:17 AM
By all means brother and/or sister Samhain! *baptises Samhain with Holy Bongwater*
oh I'm soooooooooo proud (sob) well ummmmmmmmm oh I'm feeling it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the goddess shes here (its nowt to do with the bong smoke) shesssssss here, oh shesssss gone, so hard to catch so hard to sense
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XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-16-2005, 07:39 PM
oh I'm soooooooooo proud (sob) well ummmmmmmmm oh I'm feeling it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the goddess shes here (its nowt to do with the bong smoke) shesssssss here, oh shesssss gone, so hard to catch so hard to sense
SSure as long as you turn to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness of your sins. That includes the sin of witchcraft:
1Sa 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king. {witchcraft: Heb. divination}
(KJV)
2Ch 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.
Ga 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
If you can put your faith in demonic powers, maybe you should try putting your faith in the truth, Jesus Christ. He is stronger than the devil and his demons. Why would you serve the one who hates you instead of the one who loves you? Jesus Christ loves you and wants to save you from your bondage. If you don't believe that you are in bondage say this to your demons "The Lord rebuke you with the blood of Jesus Christ" See what happens. God's power is stronger than satan's power. God created satan. Think about that. If satan had his way right now, he would throw you in hell and laugh at you. God loves you.
Eph 1:20 Which he wrought in Christ, when he raised him from the dead, and set him at his own right hand in the heavenly places,
21 Far above all principality, and power, and might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but also in that which is to come:
22 And hath put all things under his feet, and gave him to be the head over all things to the church,
Colours
03-16-2005, 10:10 PM
frodo, we are just random organisms who happend to spring up on a planet that had the right conditions. think of all of the other planets which hold life far into the universe. do you think they know jesus? there is no god.
FreakyJoeMan
03-16-2005, 10:44 PM
And even if there is a god, who cares? If all the fun stuff is 'sin' in yer book, imma still gonna do it.
Samhain
03-16-2005, 11:01 PM
Sure as long as you turn to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness of your sins. That includes the sin of witchcraft:
go and stick your head in a toilet and flush it
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Colours
03-16-2005, 11:04 PM
hahah
FreakyJoeMan
03-16-2005, 11:07 PM
I'm seriously doubting that this dude is real in the first place. I think 's jus a flamer who gets a kick outta pissed hippies.
Samhain
03-16-2005, 11:11 PM
I'm seriously doubting that this dude is real in the first place. I think 's jus a flamer who gets a kick outta pissed hippies.
well he seems to know his bible
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XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-17-2005, 04:38 AM
Give me a reason NOT to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?
Jesus truly loves you and wants to save you Samhain. He knows all about you. Turn to Him and He will deliver you. If you turn to Him, He has to save you, He has promised and He cannot lie. The devil is nothing but a liar.
Joh 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. {of his own: or, from his own will or disposition}
(KJV)
1Pe 5:8 ¶ Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
(KJV)
The devil wants to destory you. Don't let him. You have a way out. It's only through Jesus Christ and His shed blood on the cross. The devil knows that and hates that. The choice is YOURS. The devil cannot make you stay if you want Jesus and are willing to let go and cling to Jesus Christ. Trust Jesus. Pray that prayer in the begginning of this post, and watch Jesus Christ deliver you. I will pray for you now. You can be one of Christ Jesus's Children. Before you do, you need to take off ANY and ALL witchcraft charms.
I will help you if you need help.
Colours
03-17-2005, 04:57 AM
i personaly wouldnt accept Christ based on the fact that he uses the devil as a means by which to scare people into loving him.
Mr MiGu
03-17-2005, 07:22 AM
Give me a reason NOT to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior?
because jesus was a man who taught many things about how we should be nicer to each other, and was put to death because of all of the dogmatic superstitions that surrounded him and how they conflicted with the dogmatic superstitions that others beleived in. infact, he may not even have been a man, but a character in a peice of fiction. It doesnt really matter. His message is what matters, and is all that should be taken from the writings about him. The same could be said about any other religion. They all have some positive messages.
Its when you start accepting the dogmatic superstitious bullshit when you start getting in trouble. When you begin accepting the dogma of the religion, you begin to lose light of the message that is presented. Sure you have love and respect for others, but it seems that love and respect only truely applies to those which share the same dogmatic beleifs as you. There is nothing wrong with accepting the messages that jesus has presented, but when you start accepting all the superstitions surrounding him it seems that you start harbouring intolerance as well
MagicMedicine
03-17-2005, 09:10 AM
if hes real then why dosnt he stop being a douchebag and come down already?
i bet you still believe theres elves working hard right now in the north pole.
Epiphany
03-17-2005, 10:44 AM
Even if she was to say the prayer, she would simply be asking for forgiveness. Repentance is a baby step in faith. It is one small step towards salvation.
I have been exposed to several different religious schools and churches in my life. I have been taught all about their, "ideas". That is simply all they are... ideas. I have prayed the, "prayer of salvation", many times in my life. Chains were never broken, I was never healed. Until I experienced the real salvation Christ spoke of in John 3:5, I was merely clinging onto the belief of what man considers salvation.
I find it very sad that this false message of salvation is being spread in so many churches.
darrellkitchen
03-17-2005, 10:55 AM
What I find difficult to understand, or comprehend, is how Frodo can preach to become saved, and then with another pseudonym on these forums, tell people to eat hallucenogenic mushrooms ???
Talk about polar personality disorders ...
Darrell
concepts
03-17-2005, 12:00 PM
pffft, l just wanna rot when l die
I suspect your wish will come true
concepts
03-17-2005, 12:02 PM
I'm seriously doubting that this dude is real in the first place. I think 's jus a flamer who gets a kick outta pissed hippies.
Bose 901 s...you just dont see them much anymore
Goatman88
03-17-2005, 04:47 PM
I dont believe in the money-hungry church or in some god that only saves certain people. I believe in nature, and the Universe. Things i can actually see and experience myself. If others want to believe the same thing, great and if they dont thats ok too. Theyere not "going to hell" for not doing so.
XFRODOBAGGINSX
03-17-2005, 07:20 PM
Look Goat man you say that God only saves certain people. He only saves those who want to be saved. He will save anyone. He gave you the choice to believe that nature is your god or that He is your God. The bible says that you will have to pay for your own sins if you don't trust in what Jesus Christ did for you on the cross to pay for your sins. The choice is yours but don't say that He only wants to save certain people because that isn't true. He wants to save everyone, including you.
2Pe 3:9 ¶ The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
(KJV)
Colours
03-17-2005, 10:48 PM
Why does GOD need to save us? did he fuck up "in the beginning"? and if god knows how each and every one of us will live our lives, then there is no choice involved.
do you think God will save the Muslims? They want to be saved as well, but they dont praise the name God.
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