stupidity awards.......vote now!

[stardust]

ok, the contenders for the stupidity awards this week are..............

maon - left car keys in trouser pocket, locked trousers in boot and had to call AA.

jaycee - lost keys, paid £380 to get towed and found keys in a bag of candles in my van one week later

stardust - left keys and mobile phone on roof of maons car and drove off leaving said items on floor of carpark and only realised 15 mins later

darmahillo - was warned of key jinx and put keys somewhere safe. then forgot where and they were lost for two days before turning up in a bag that had been serched 10 times already


i was going to do one of those poll things for this, but seeing as i now dont know how to, thats not gonna work!!!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

p.s. i'm using names from the old forum as i dont think they're all resigned in yet!

[Graham]

darmahillo - was warned of key jinx and put keys somewhere safe. then forgot where and they were lost for two days before turning up in a bag that had been serched 10 times already"
Just because i do shit like that so often. there are so many of my things around the house that i have put in "safe places that ill remember" that ill never see again :(

jaycee comes close 380 quid wooaah!!

[Peace-Phoenix]

It's a toss up between Maon and Jaycee, but on reflection, fleabags wins it! I knew there was a dandger to him taking his trousers off:p

[Fleassy]

Lol well Jaycee cant win cos he subsiquently handed me a key that i wore round my neck all week and also he managed to survive 2 days with no money, fone or van so we cant condem him.

Dharmamillow was wise to put them in a safe place in the first place.

Maon .... well i cant think of an excuse for him :p

And you stardust... DOH!! and you were in charge of everyone elses keys too :s.
my vote is maon :):)

*feels proud to have been the only one there who DIDNT lose anything!! w00t!

[rainbow dew]

ha ha ha!!! man...im not going to say too much cos then the same shall happen to me...

is maon still wearing those trousers he bought in edin??
namaste
x x x

[Peace-Phoenix]

Yeah, I saw him wearing them when he was down here, they made him look like a court jester when he was juggling, I thought they were great....

[rainbow dew]

he he he, bless...

he left my gig without saying goodbye though....*sob* perhaps my music and band sucked too much...:(
namaste
x x x

[stardust]

the trousers he bought in edinburgh were the ones locked in the boot with the keys in them!!

maybe they are what jinxed us all!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

[miabubble]

he he he, bless...

he left my gig without saying goodbye though....*sob* perhaps my music and band sucked too much...:(
namaste
x x x


Its not his fault! It was me I'm so sorry... but my doggie needed walking... I told him I'd get a taxi but he had to drive, I'm so sorry :(

[jaycee]

hey Giles man it has to be you
(well im hardly gunna nominate myself+i know you wont take it to heart)
still despite the stupidity of loosing keys, there was lots of stupendous fun eh.


love and peace...and keep smiling
jx

[rainbow dew]

:p mia darling thats alright, was just sad i never got to say goodbye thats all!! he he all is good!

namaste and huggles
x x x

[Lozi]

i shall nominate me coz i was convinced, like proper actually convince, last wednesday that it was thursday thus thinking that friday was saturday...woops!

[Xiola]

I think I deserve a metion for believeing Out-of-My-Tree's Dad invented escalators for a whole weekend and getting worked up about the fucking people who stand on fucking escalators!:p

[Ananael]

Emma, theres one thing you must learn about Jamie, DONT BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS!! he had me convinced for ages that Peter Andre died from eating too many bananas. i know it sounds ridiculous and believe me i feel realy stupid but he's just so damn convinving!

[Xiola]

Really Katherine...dying from eating bananas?!?!?!?!?! Is that even possible?!:p

But yeah, I've learnt now! It's scary how good he is at making you believe shit. Hahahaha

*chants* never trust jamie, never trust jamie:p

[Ananael]

I know!! I feel really really really stupid but he is just too damn good at making you believe things!!!
He also convinced me once that he cut his hair, i was almost in tears. He can be so evil sometimes!
*chants along with emma* Never trust Jamie, Never trust Jamie

[miabubble]

I trust Jamie with my life

[flowerchild17]

Well in that case, Maon you take the cake...

Well here's something for everyone else ot take into consideration before voting for them:

My best friend Jake lit my toaster on fire trying to make me a thank you breakfast.

My Dan forgot me at school and made me walk 3 miles home in an unbearably cold rainsquall.

I sang a song called "Satan's penis" In front of 300 people. Now bare in mind I myself wrote the song and I sung it... I have a singing voice worse than anyone you could possible imagine. period.

I wore a short black skirt to school with a hot pink thong under it, and flashed the entire band when I dropped my music and bent down to pick it up. Even my band director got a view! and like... 50 other guys!

[Enonemouse]

darmahillo - was warned of key jinx and put keys somewhere safe. then forgot where and they were lost for two days before turning up in a bag that had been serched 10 times already
I have to say Darmahillo wins as I know that one. I am always putting things somewhere safe and never finding them again. Two christmas's ago I tucked a £20 note away somewhere safe and only found it just before Easter this year. Now that was somewhere safe even from me. I only came across it by accident, I had given up on ever finding it again ages ago.

Love & Laughter
Enonemouse

[Maon]

Hellllllllllo .... finally here ... I would love to vote for Jaycee just because I can :D buuuuuuuuuuut Stardust you get my vote ... after all you did make me rush all the way back to the car park and have me on my hands and knees looking under rows and rows af cars ... :) So Stardust it is!

Love and Peace
Maon

[chickabean]

hehe...you're all as silly as eachother!!!

my silly thing of this week was losing my phone on the train at the weekend, i was really upset coz i had phone numbers on it that i could never get again...i subsequently borrowed another phone off a mate and text everyone i knew the number of sayin i had lost my phone only to find it the next day under a pile of rubbish in my nedroom...woopsey. but yay at the same time...

ello maon by the by...long time no...nothing

love luchi loo xxx :)

[Maon]

hehe...you're all as silly as eachother!!!

my silly thing of this week was losing my phone on the train at the weekend, i was really upset coz i had phone numbers on it that i could never get again...i subsequently borrowed another phone off a mate and text everyone i knew the number of sayin i had lost my phone only to find it the next day under a pile of rubbish in my nedroom...woopsey. but yay at the same time...

ello maon by the by...long time no...nothing

love luchi loo xxx :)

So that explains it then .. I called you when I was down your end of the wqorld to say Hiiii .. but no answer even after leaving messages .. it all falls into place.

[DiNoPhIll]

I think I deserve a metion for believeing Out-of-My-Tree's Dad invented escalators for a whole weekend and getting worked up about the fucking people who stand on fucking escalators!:p


You must be pretty fucking stupid, everybody knows that the first escalator was patented by inventor Jesse W Reno on March 15, 1892. Unless this guy's dad is 112 years old your a moron.

[DiNoPhIll]

Emma, theres one thing you must learn about Jamie, DONT BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS!! he had me convinced for ages that Peter Andre died from eating too many bananas. i know it sounds ridiculous and believe me i feel realy stupid but he's just so damn convinving!


No matter how convincing somebody can be there is no excuse for being this stupid. I fear for this world if there are people out there as stupid as you.

[Maon]

You must be pretty fucking stupid, everybody knows that the first escalator was patented by inventor Jesse W Reno on March 15, 1892. Unless this guy's dad is 112 years old your a moron.

Dinophil ... you are an arsehole ..

[Xiola]

You must be pretty fucking stupid, everybody knows that the first escalator was patented by inventor Jesse W Reno on March 15, 1892. Unless this guy's dad is 112 years old your a moron.
Hey, hey, hey....thats rather harsh dont you think?! Some of us have lives and don't spend are free time reading books on escalators:p

Anyway he's pretty damn believable...and i trust him, people you trust don't normally tell you shit!

[Peace-Phoenix]

For anyone who's interested, and so as not to be accused of stupidity, Dinophill is Jamie, and he's been a bit mean to everyone. I think he should straighten his act out a bit if he's going to live on our bus:p

[Ananael]

Don't be so mean!! I know I'm stupid, but I trust my friends and don't expect them to lie to me :(. I think we should all join together and not let Jamie on our bus if he's gonna be so horrible.

[Peace-Phoenix]

Anan, who did you use to be on the old forums?

[Alomiakoda]

You met her at Faslane you bellend :rolleyes:

[Peace-Phoenix]

Well I guessed that much, but it doesn't really help me in knowing who she is:p

[Claire]

you will probably meet her again next Saturday too! is that enough of a reminder?:p

[Alomiakoda]

Cheekeh?

moi? :p

[Alomiakoda]

you will probably meet her again next Saturday too! is that enough of a reminder?:p
What's next Saturday? :confused:

(I'm nosy)

[Ananael]

Wow, I feel really special :( . Now is wen i start to think i may actually be invisible, or a figment of my own imagination. Now, Sal if u still dont remember who i am after next saturday i may have to hurt you. i get violent wen people upset me :p .

[Alomiakoda]

Wow, I feel really special :( . Now is wen i start to think i may actually be invisible, or a figment of my own imagination. Now, Sal if u still dont remember who i am after next saturday i may have to hurt you. i get violent wen people upset me :p .

*huggle* :(

[Ananael]

Thanks, I feel much better now :)

[Claire]

What's next Saturday? :confused:

(I'm nosy)Sals coming to visit me for the weekend and we're meeting up with Josie and Katherine and my mate Andrew (and poss Power_13) on saturday eve for some drinkies in Leeds:)

Fun Fun Fun:)

[Alomiakoda]

Kool :)

Hope you have fun

[Xiola]

I think we should all join together and not let Jamie on our bus if he's gonna be so horrible.Harsh words! You can't throw him off his own bus! :p


But DinoPhill Is real!!!!
I promises you!

[Peace-Phoenix]

Obviously I know who you are Katherine, but how was I supposed to know which username you'd chosen. Well at least you've got into the spirit of ganging up on your friendly moderator, it's all people seem to do here. Bellends....

[Spyder]

darmahillo

[Dandelion_Blood]

Moan... cos i was there at the time... it meant preventing us from cooking warm food, the directions to suffolk, his phone, the paints so i couldn't paint car... i think.. deffinatly Moan :p

[stardust]

ok, the results at the moment are............

maon - 6 votes

darmahillo - 3 votes

stardust - 1 vote


i think the person who wins the stupidity award ahould have to do a dare of the hipforumers choice and then post the piccie here! and i know maon always likes a good dare!! (mwahahaha!)

ok, so everyone start sending in the final votes so we can make someone look really stupid and deserving of their award!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

[Maon]

ok, the results at the moment are............

maon - 6 votes

darmahillo - 3 votes

stardust - 1 vote


i think the person who wins the stupidity award ahould have to do a dare of the hipforumers choice and then post the piccie here! and i know maon always likes a good dare!! (mwahahaha!)

ok, so everyone start sending in the final votes so we can make someone look really stupid and deserving of their award!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

hahaha .. pure evilness .. knowing all of your warped minds this dare should go off the richter scale! .. lord help me ... *ponders on how to bump up darmahillo's score up 4*

[Man_In_A_Shed]

"not let Jamie on our bus if he's gonna be so horrible"




last time i checked it was the good people's at the camp. Since when have the forums taken over control of it? Also, i will be at the camp from June 11th onwards, and i'm pretty sure you won't be Kat. So i'd like to try and see you stop me whilst you are sitting in Drumoak. If staying on the bus means i'll have people walking on whenever they want and annoying me, then you can have it. I'd be much happier in a caravan with Emma than on a bus with 4 other folk.

[Man_In_A_Shed]

I vote for Katherine anyway, because she also believed that i only had one lung.

[Maon]

I vote for Katherine anyway, because she also believed that i only had one lung.
but katherine is not on the list of people to vote for .... but hey! ... anything that takes the heat of me is welcomed :D

[Ananael]

Did I believe you only had one lung? i don't remember that. Oh, no, yes i do. I really am stupid aren't I? I think i'l just go hide under a rock or something and save all you nice people from my stupidity :(

[Xiola]

Nooo Katherine! Don't do that! We stupid people should stick together:)

[stardust]

ooooh maon, looks like you're in trouble!!

right, what dare can we think up for him that he has to do to get his stupidity award!!

i have to confess, i thought jaycee would get the most votes. obviously he gets more sympathy for having to pay all that money!!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

[jaycee]

hey stardust you werent just trying to influence the vote were you?

love and peace
jx

[stardust]

who.........me?

i would never do such a thing!!!!!

so long as its not me, i dont care who ends up looking stupid!!!!


peace and love
stardust
xxx