Stoned be grand

[StonerBill]

Stoned be grand
Stoned be grand
Weed be beautiful
Here i stand
joint in hand
and the feeling's mutual

[StonerBill]

Cannilingus on a home made bong
refreshing smog that does no wrong
its beauty shines and sings a song
and i smile,
and kiss
my home made bong

[StonerBill]

Words cannot express our bond, for
you once were mine silent enemy.
and over time ive grown quite fond, of
the many things you teach me
and of eating cream and honey

[StonerBill]

how do you know?
how to make me cry?
how to make me dance?
how to love me as a child?
how to teach me who i am?

[StonerBill]

and now be thy turn upon thy post
be wary of your mind and of your thought
be brother or be enemy to which i love the most
are they friend, these things that you have been tought?

[mboz]

brothers always come
back together,
if more showwed the love,
we all would be so much better
rub a dub dub lol

[jo_k_er_man]

Just got stoned.....
Sittin here horny as fuck.....
Gotta find a girl that wants ta get boned.....
Would that just be my luck.....
Found me a girl.....
Looked like a jew.....
she made me hurl....
When i found out she was only two.....

[TheLizardKingMike]

Being elevated beyond thought
Over the realm of humanity
Never coming by the simple plane of reality
Going up, being so super high

Have you ever felt more than alive?
It is the only way to live
This intoxicant of angels
Sought by normal man

[buffoonman]

Twenty four years remind the tears of my eyes,
(Bury the dead for fear that they walk to the grave
in labour.)
In the groin of a natural doorway I crouched like a tailor
Sewing a shroud for a journey
By the light of the meat-eating sun.
Dressed to die, the sensual strut begun,
With my red veins full of money,
In the final direction of the elementary town
I advance for as long as forever is.

[jean_genie]

i love the ganj
its no bullshit
the best in the land
one more bong hit


appartnly i cant write poetry when im stoned.. or when im sober for that matter aah

[buffoonman]

I grew some Ice
It smoked rather nice
Last night it was Kush
Looking for that rush
I'll grow some Haze
one of these days
I'll continue this song
After a bong.

[neongreen]

im so fucking high im out of my shoes!!

[zeppelin kid]

Oh get over it. Weed is not that big of a thing.

[buffoonman]

Get over what?

[severedheadstoner]

weed weed wonderful weed,
to live my life it's all i need,
wake up at noon and burn a spoon,
then hit that bong all night long,
i'm too stoned to finish this rhyme
gonna haveta come back next time

[zeppelin kid]

Sorry, I had one of those really negative thinking patterns where you hate everything for a couple of minutes and then realize you overreacted. Happens from time to time.

[Radiohead]

My bubbler broke yesterday
Indeed i felt mourn
For this bubblers life was short and useful
2 months ago twas born
Into a life full of purpose
Meaning and clean smoke
Who knew that it would brake so easily
So many memorable tokes
The powerful hits of wonders
THC rushing to my brain
For with it i felt at peace
Calm, Fucked upness, and.. sane?
My stone pipe remains,
For stone its shelf life of eternity,
Not much worry for its durability
When the days comes to buy a new glass,
Ill... yeah, just take better care of it
RIP my bubbler who i never bothered naming.

[buffoonman]

Your a poet
But didn't know it.