Things that make you go shit; past and present

[purcolekraze]

When I was younger playing house dolls and barbies used to make me need to take a dump. Now alot of times when I go online I have to shit. This thread does not include food but there is this chinses food at the mall that used to give me the runs.

[Bug_Man]

Whenever i walk into Wal-mart I have to take a dump. Damn colon.

[FunkyPhreshMama]

seems i have the wal-mart problem too

i have also heard doing a big ass line of coke can make you have to take a shit.....

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Yeah...coke will do it to you. ;)

[kier]

what a pleasant thread....arse wiping and now what gives you the screaming shits.......

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Yeah...well...every newbie needs to get their post thread up to get some respect.... :rolleyes:

[FunkyPhreshMama]

seems someone may have an ass fetish.......

[kier]

Yeah...well...every newbie needs to get their post thread up to get some respect.... :rolleyes:
christ on a bike, you've got a fair few posts yourself

[HappyHaHaGirl]

I don't have nearly enough!

[kier]

isn't your turtle avatar just a touch ironic?

[HappyHaHaGirl]

hehe.... possibly... I never thought about it like that. :)

[kier]

looks kinda cute though :)

[Unkle_John]

fried chicken & fast food.... hell anything fried does. that stuff is only good for one thing: cleaning you out

[HappyHaHaGirl]

Turtles are really cool... I'm going to ask God if I can be one when I go to Heaven. I don't want to come back to Earth, though, because I will get hit by a car. I know this, because it's like when you're watching a game show and someone doesn't know the answer and you're like, "I totally know that, you idiot! It's so easy!" then they let you on the show and you make a complete ass of yourself.... Well... I would be like... "Crossing the damn road can't be that fucking ha--"*SPLAT*

So I just want to chill out in my shell in Heaven. With Jesus. :D