Porn King or Queen of the Forums

[dhs]

Here's your chance to vote for the steamiest action stars of the hipforums

[daisymae]

I have to say booshnoogs. He's a man-whore. His conquests span the continents.

[dhs]

Looks like the stardom of these four is fading - come on folks - out with your votes.

[Bug_Man]

I'm the biggest whore/ladies man of them all. I vote for me!

[mynameiskc]

wow, i'm so honored to bew mentioned here!!

[booshnoogs]

In the spirit of competition, I think the four competitors should have a huge orgy together first. That way potential voters will get a good chance to see who they are voting for.

[mynameiskc]

we're always on the same page, boosh. you rock!

[seamonster66]

yes online action is one thing, but I must compare in person....I mean this is a science, and a visual one!

[Bug_Man]

I just shaved my cock the other day so I'm ready for some action.

[mariecstasy]

wow in searching for ticks the other day, i removed all my hair as well

but it looks like scarlett and i are out of our league

[Bug_Man]

I enjoy my smooth groin area. I didn't have any ticks or anything........... I just felt like a pervert for a while!

[booshnoogs]

I've had my balls and wang shaved for years, but I keep the hair around it trimmed. I also grew a thick mustache and I wear a lot of velvet and silk clothes.

You have to do all that to have orgies, it's in the rules.

[Bug_Man]

I enjoy chiffon fabrics against my penis and scrotum. Chiffon is very condusive to the likes of an orgy!

[mynameiskc]

i prefer harem girl costumes, catholic school girl outfits and this extremely thin, see-thu cotton set of jammies i got from india, from my ex-boyfriend's grandmother. they're very sexy, them indians. good stuff. have to be covered in sweet almond oil or even hawaiian tropic, but not too much or you''l never getit outof the sheets. there's also the GREAT FUN with red lipstick. dave loves to draw on me. it doesn't come off for days, so you'd better write where the clotes will cover it. i always leave a kiss mark on his chest and belly for him to wear around all day, that way when he's working outside with his buddies he's got some respect.

[Spinner]

I'm a big manwhore/slut/ho!!!!!!
:D

[scarlettchasingroses]

well....i voted for myself since i find myself so damn sexy.....hehe

[booshnoogs]

You are scarlett, you are.

[antithesis]

Well, Ryan, I have to say that I am a little bit hurt that you didn't nominate me.

[WayfaringStranger]

i voted scarlett cus i wasnt on the list. i think this poll is rigged.

[dhs]

Well, Ryan, I have to say that I am a little bit hurt that you didn't nominate me.
sorry those that are in the Hall of Fame are not eligible - it just wouldn't be fair to the competition.

[antithesis]

Oh, well if that is the reason...

Because let's not forget that I am the one that made an entire thread devoted to my masturbation practices ;)

[dhs]

well, if you'd like I could post a thread about your masturbation practices

[antithesis]

lol

That would be... uh... greeeaaat

[dhs]

excellent - next time you get the urge, just give me a phone call, so I can make it an accurate documentive thread. As the star and might I add, Hall of Famer in this thread, I would absolutely insist on your creative input. :p :p :p

[mariecstasy]

no doubt are you the winner chrissy! you have no idea how many people i sent to that thread

[scarlettchasingroses]

how long is the poll going to be open?

[mariecstasy]

are there generally closing dates?

[scarlettchasingroses]

well you can only have an open poll for so long before there is a winner announced...right?

[scarlettchasingroses]

now i see the damn thing won't close until august.....!

[mariecstasy]

well look at the bright side, we will see our names in lights until then

[scarlettchasingroses]

yes its preparing me for my future of seeing my name in lights....

[mariecstasy]

it is quite exciting

[booshnoogs]

You get used to it after a while

[mynameiskc]

sorry, i haven't been around, this stuff is so gauche anymore...* sigh * i've been to busy "working."

[scarlettchasingroses]

i'm falling behind in the polls....

[dhs]

Well as with the voting systems down here in Florida - you could demand a recount, but it probably won't help. Even though I created the poll, I think there is an outsider 'fixing' it.

[mynameiskc]

sorry, scarlett, i just had to vote for myself. i'm such a tramp.

[booshnoogs]

Looks like Marekstasee has taken the lead.

[scarlettchasingroses]

there's a tear in my beer.....

since its looking like i can't be the porn queen.....

[mmmnuggets]

i voted scarlett and only she knows why

[mariecstasy]

hey man, i need votes.

vote for me and i will show you why i am called the fluffernutter

[Animaliberation]

How can whoever made this limit it to just four people??

[mariecstasy]

simply because it was based on a thread in which we were making a porn

[Animaliberation]

huh? That doesn't make sense.. Unless you're saying that the four of you guys were making this thread?

[Cirrhosis]

I win, by default. Bitches.

[mariecstasy]

huh? That doesn't make sense.. Unless you're saying that the four of you guys were making this thread?
sorry, in random thoughts there was a thread that turned into us making a porn. lol and then dhs decided to post this. so there you go. and knowing is half the battle.

[Animaliberation]

oh ok, i got ya.

[scarlettchasingroses]

i need votes.....doesn't anyone care about little old me?

[jerry420]

i voted for ya carrie

[scarlettchasingroses]

thanks......


but *gasp*......you revealed my real name.....

hehe....

[inbloom]

uh oh! now every stalker in the country will be after you. :p