Let it grow!

[Gladstone Screwer]

Girls if your gonna have a fanny have a hairy one or at least not bald. ITS A GARDEN LET IT GROW. Please.

[Paul]

if?

[carsick]

i think he ment "if your going to have one" not "If you have one" if you get wot i mean

[Paul]

well I guess the options are limited as to whether they have one or not

[carsick]

thats how i came to my technical conclusion

[showmet]

thats how i came to my technical conclusion
Since the having of a fanny is future tense, I think we have to assume this advice is aimed towards the foetal stage where gender differentiation has not yet occurred.

[Peace-Phoenix]

Since the having of a fanny is future tense, I think we have to assume this advice is aimed towards the foetal stage where gender differentiation has not yet occurred.
In which case he would have couched it in the terms, if you're going to be a girl and have a fanny, he's already assumed the future gender of the child. We can only conclude that his logic is flawed and his sentiments are confused....

[Claire]

He could mean fanny as in a bottom (the American meaning)?

Or maybe he is using fanny as an abbreiviation for fanny pack (or bum bag as us Brits call it)?

Maybe he wants us all to wear hairy bum bags?

... or not:&

[Gladstone Screwer]

Sorry I have confused you all with Roy Chubby Brown lingo, but I still prefer unshaven and thought I would share this and hear (or read) your views on the matter. Claire, I would not dream of using American lingo and advise English people to be English unlike Kenzie from Big brother who thinks he is black. (yes I know there are black English people.)

[Ellie-Rose]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Eric Clapton :eek:

[Gladstone Screwer]

I Wouldn`t say the wife was ugly.

[Gladstone Screwer]

But she went for a swim in Loch ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.

[Gladstone Screwer]

But she went for a swim in Loch ness and the monster got out and picketed the lake.


http://www.mgphotographics.com/photos/yaa24/pics1/yaa24-030329-6681_small.jpg

[Ellied]

Im a Girl! :D

[Gladstone Screwer]

With massive teeth and a green forehead seemingly.

[cyber]

if?
funnest hecle ever

[Peace-Phoenix]

*Picks pubes out of teeth*


Peurgh....

[Samhain]

*Picks pubes out of teeth*


Peurgh....
I've been really naughty, i felt my poll urge come on me again, if the author comes back on and wants me to remove it I will do
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[Peace-Phoenix]

I went for three, representing a landing strip I'd say. You still up dude? Come on Hip chat if you're around....

[Samhain]

tell me to stop fannying around with these threads
S

[Peace-Phoenix]

Boom boom ching, good pun.


Nah, I'm just bored, and you don't have MSN....

[Harry Tuttle]

Lol

[Degenerate]

The only place a girl should have hair is on her head. All other bits are better if they're lickably smooth.

[Samhain]

The only place a girl should have hair is on her head. All other bits are better if they're lickably smooth.
the first part of that was the logo for an old advert for hair removel cream, it didn't include the lickable smooth bit
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[Harry Tuttle]

The only place a girl should have hair is on her head. All other bits are better if they're lickably smooth.
Oh yessss *drools*

[ZeroGrrl]

Oh, no.... the lady garden must be trimmed to perfection, like Capability Brown's regal topiary!

If I had the time and inclination, I'd have IPL therapy on the lot; Brazilian, lower legs, underams, even eyebrows.....

[razy]

I like to explore the jungle.

[Peace-Phoenix]

You should get a machette....

[Ellie-Rose]

I have to trim down south.. or I get no action hahaha!!

[fountains of nay]

I used to love having a completely shaved muff, but now I find it slightly disturbing, so I keep her nicely trimmed

[Harry Tuttle]

It's gets so itchy/scratchy after just a couple of days too, such a chore... I change my minds, I think we now prefer just a neatly trimmed hedge.

[ZeroGrrl]

I used to love having a completely shaved muff, but now I find it slightly disturbing, so I keep her nicely trimmed
Same; I think 'all-off' is a bit reminiscent of a pre-pubescent child, so it worries me a bit, too. I'm a big grown-up, what do I want with a little girls' fanny? :D

[fountains of nay]

yeah that's what I thought!

[Peace-Phoenix]

Damn, myabe I'm subconsciously a pedo :O

[fountains of nay]

yeah... I thought it was you hiding in the bushes by that primary school;)

[Peace-Phoenix]

And what were you doing there? :p

[fountains of nay]

errrrrrrrm...watching you! :leaving:

[ZeroGrrl]

You mean, 'paedo'; you might regret writing that.

You see, I'm a lexiwhore, and one of my greatest pet peeves is the confusion over the use of the word, 'padeophile'. Spelt the way I just spelt it, it means someone that has a sexual attraction to children. Spelt the American (i.e. semi-literate) way, 'pedophile', it means someone who has a fetish for feet ('paed' being Latin for child, 'ped' being Latin for foot). As a consequence, foot fetishism is known as 'podophilia'; 'pod' also means foot, but does make the word sound rather made up.

I'm sorry I had to inflict that little quirk on you, I really can't help myself *twitches* I feel better now...

Another of my (unrelated) pet peeves is the general misunderstanding surrounding the whole concept of, and psychology behind paedophilia... but that's a conversation for another day... :D

[Harry Tuttle]

I fink I undastand :P

[fountains of nay]

You mean, 'paedo'; you might regret writing that.

You see, I'm a lexiwhore, and one of my greatest pet peeves is the confusion over the use of the word, 'padeophile'. Spelt the way I just spelt it, it means someone that has a sexual attraction to children. Spelt the American (i.e. semi-literate) way, 'pedophile', it means someone who has a fetish for feet ('paed' being Latin for child, 'ped' being Latin for foot). As a consequence, foot fetishism is known as 'podophilia'; 'pod' also means foot, but does make the word sound rather made up.

I'm sorry I had to inflict that little quirk on you, I really can't help myself *twitches* I feel better now...

Another of my (unrelated) pet peeves is the general misunderstanding surrounding the whole concept of, and psychology behind paedophilia... but that's a conversation for another day... :D
You rock zero, this peeves me off too. It's definately Paedophillia!

[mynameiskc]

in american english, it's still pedophile, nothing to do with feet. podophilia is foot fetishism.

[fountains of nay]

oh oh oh feeeeeeeeeeet!

[mynameiskc]

i have native american feet. they're like mocassins.

[fountains of nay]

haha they're those well funny looking eskimo slippers aren't they?

[mynameiskc]

yes ma'am.

[lithium]

They don't do dipthongs, our colonial cousins, it's a bit too complicated for them:D

[mynameiskc]

i'm actually pleased to say i don't even know what that is. i like my accent.

[lithium]

*pats kc on the head*

[mynameiskc]

watch it...i bite.

[lithium]

Like an angry chipmunk?

[mynameiskc]

dammit. they're a lot meaner than they look...small, but fierce!! sharp, sharp teeth.



mean! GRRRRR!

[lithium]

But ... would you like one?

It was a question:tongue:

[mynameiskc]

don't make me rub my american cooties on you. they're worse then herpes.

[lithium]

I love it when you talk dirty:D

[mynameiskc]

well, shiyit. get yer slutties on, then, we're goin' ta walmart!

[lithium]

*fap fap*

[mynameiskc]

slapper.

[Samhain]

slapper.
stop stealing my insults
S

[CloudFlower]

What's a hippie with out at least a patch, or a square porn star cut ;)

[mynameiskc]

stop stealing my insults
S
*gasp!* you TOLD me to use it...it was incredibly satisfying.

[Samhain]

*gasp!* you TOLD me to use it...it was incredibly satisfying.
did i I forgot, slappers great isn't it
S

[mynameiskc]

fantastic. it's even fun to type. slapper. it just flows.

[CrucifiedDreams]

To be completely honest... I'm a lazy mo fo!
I can think of like 101 better things to do with my time than shave my bush! ;)

[fountains of nay]

To be completely honest... I'm a lazy mo fo!
I can think of like 101 better things to do with my time than shave my bush! ;)
what if someone else does it for you? :)

[CrucifiedDreams]

what if someone else does it for you? :)Is that an offer?

[fountains of nay]

well, we've been friends for a while now and well I thought... ;)

[CrucifiedDreams]

well, we've been friends for a while now and well I thought... ;)Lol. I'll keep that in mind.

[fountains of nay]

*keeps a razor handy, just in case*

[lithium]

Now that's something I'd like to watch...
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/leaving.gif


Dodgy? Me?:uhoh2:

[CrucifiedDreams]

Now that's something I'd like to watch...
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/leaving.gif


Dodgy? Me?:uhoh2:Naughty. Tsk tsk. ;)

[fountains of nay]

You can punish him... he doesn't like turnips;)

[CrucifiedDreams]

And just what am I supposed to to him with a turnip?

[fountains of nay]

scare him with it :D

[CrucifiedDreams]

*Chases after lithium with a turnip*

:leaving:

[lithium]

aaaaaaaaaaaaggaghaagaaaaaargh!

[CrucifiedDreams]

Hehehe.
Hazzah.

http://www.apples4theteacher.com/images/icons/animated-easter-egg.gif

[fountains of nay]

It's fun isn't it? :D

[madcap]

Yeh its anoyying shaving it down there and somedays i look down and think god i look like an 8 year old, how can guys like this? put hey i keep doing it, don't like filthy muff hairs =O =)

[ronald Macdonald]

My god ! said the guy as he held her knicker elastic toward him and peered into her knickers "Youve got a twat like terry waites allotment"!

[gingerness]

My god ! said the guy as he held her knicker elastic toward him and peered into her knickers "Youve got a twat like terry waites allotment"!

lmfao, you just made me cry!

[Smartie.uk]

i think that guys wanting shaven muffs is not a paedaphilic(sp) inclination.. when i think of shaven muff i think egyptian preistest.. or elven princes.. admitadly its still a fantasy but its not fantasising about small children... its also much nicer to go down on a shaven women... girls like men to shave because they are nicer to kiss that way.. similarly men like women to shave because its nicer to go down on "lickably smooth" skin.
if i had hair growing to the tip of my penis.. i'd shave it for the benifit of my partner.


also.. i think it is situation depended.. sometimes its nice to have a little landing strip.. say if you going out to a classy meal, and everything is a bit glamoury.. then a landing strip would suit better i think. :)

[grammatoncleric]

gettin hair tangled in your tounge bar is a bastard hence it must be a 3-4 and cultivated with some sort of hydrophonic rig maybe a uv light, nutrient drip and carbon extraction filter... hold on im confusing myself here