If the world masturbates... [Archive]

island dweller

01-14-2005, 04:58 PM

Wouldn't it be interesting to see what might happen if everyone masturbates at the same time? Maybe the shock of everyone reaching orgasm might cause some world event....

Claire

01-14-2005, 05:06 PM

Wouldn't it be interesting to see what might happen if everyone masturbates at the same time? Maybe the shock of everyone reaching orgasm might cause some world event....
a cosmic connection arising from the orgasmic energy:eek:

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 05:10 PM

or one big fucking mess!!!!

Claire

01-14-2005, 05:25 PM

or one big fucking mess!!!!
You had to go and spoil it didn't you:rolleyes:

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 05:27 PM

would all be very nice and cosmic but who is gonna clean it all up is my only worry....:p

Claire

01-14-2005, 05:33 PM

would all be very nice and cosmic but who is gonna clean it all up is my only worry....:p
*passes Koolaid a HUGE box of tissues*:p

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 05:40 PM

*looks at them*

we are gonna need a bigger box of tissues :eek:

Taz

01-14-2005, 06:04 PM

multipack of loo roll with 15% extra free?

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 06:05 PM

now we are talking....and let me just make it clear I am not volunteering to clean up...

Merlin

01-14-2005, 06:52 PM

I wonder if things like this take place at all? Not on such a wide scale of course but basically, are there groups of people who get together to have a collective masturbation session?

Claire

01-14-2005, 06:54 PM

I wonder if things like this take place at all? Not on such a wide scale of course but basically, are there groups of people who get together to have a collective masturbation session?
I think it's called swinging?

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 07:07 PM

or Hip forums filthiness...:p

meishka

01-14-2005, 07:10 PM

sadly it could never happen. bible says it's a sin. so coun out a lot of people. but that would be kool.

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 07:17 PM

Hell bible says a lot of things are a sin...never stopped anyone doing them....I am sure God would be up for a bit of a laugh....

I am gonna start practising for the big day...:D

Claire

01-14-2005, 07:21 PM

Hell bible says a lot of things are a sin...never stopped anyone doing them....I am sure God would be up for a bit of a laugh....

I am gonna start practising for the big day...:D
Me too!!!... hey can I have that box of tissues back please?:p

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 07:22 PM

no way....these free tissues are saving me a fortune.....:p

Claire

01-14-2005, 07:29 PM

hehehehe...........

Koolaid

01-14-2005, 07:37 PM

well I am done with this thread...has everyone else finished yet ....:p *giggles*

Claire

01-14-2005, 07:45 PM

well I am done with this thread...has everyone else finished yet ....:p *giggles*
slut:p

Taz

01-14-2005, 09:19 PM

who else has the munchies now?

Claire

01-14-2005, 09:25 PM

who else has the munchies now?
Kettle chip?:p

COBALT_Blue

01-14-2005, 09:30 PM

In the time it takes you to read this thread approximately 780,000 people around the globe will have been in or involved in the process of love making. What does this tell you?

Basically, 780,000 people have been having a lot more fun that you are having right now......

Claire

01-14-2005, 09:31 PM

Ellie-Rose

01-14-2005, 10:33 PM

Anyone got shakey legs????? :eek:

Claire

01-14-2005, 11:43 PM

Anyone got shakey legs????? :eek:
*wibble* :p

Taz

01-15-2005, 01:03 AM

im sorry, so so sorry, but my physics exam is on monday and its taking over my brain!

A few years ago the largest experiment in the uk was conducted asking secondary school students all over the country to jump onto the ground simultaneously...
they did

nothing happened.

And now the science bit...

Newton's 3rd law : for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

so when all those children jumped the earth pushed equally hard back, so no visible result.
Which brings me to ask if we all orgasm, would the world orgasm back?

Claire

01-15-2005, 02:15 AM

Which brings me to ask if we all orgasm, would the world orgasm back?
:eek: now that WOULD be cool:sunglasse

*wibble*

hehehe

TheMistress

01-15-2005, 02:21 AM

or one big fucking mess!!!!
THAT would be pretty gross. I can just imagine...

intercityvisionary

01-15-2005, 02:25 AM

Wouldn't it be interesting to see what might happen if everyone masturbates at the same time? Maybe the shock of everyone reaching orgasm might cause some world event....
Are viberators allowed...

Claire

01-15-2005, 02:32 AM

oooh meee mee give meee one!
ok... and just for you, extra hot salsa dip too:p

Claire

01-15-2005, 02:45 AM

:eek: THOU SHALT NOT TAINT THE HOLY KETTLE CHIP WITH SALSA!!!

hahahaha!

my bad dude:sunglasse

*slopes off to salsa hell*:X

hahaha

intercityvisionary

01-15-2005, 02:45 AM

heres a joke..it might apply to the "meat - burger thingy"
Q: what does tofu and viberators have in common...
A: both are meat substitutes...ha-ha...
Sorry...I read it in some porn mag...I such a dirty girl..but, I can't help it...

Carlos

01-15-2005, 03:38 AM

`Bloody hell!

i remember the first one back in the 20s

everyone had to weare condoms for a week coz no one knew when it was gona blow..................ehhhhhhh good times.

island dweller

01-15-2005, 07:36 PM

well if anyone remembers the title to this hit classic film:

The Houston Gangbang 500, it involved the worlds largest gangbang and continues to every year i believe. People arrive then have sex, masturbate, or whatever have a great meet up then go home. Its very social...

Therefore the worlds largest masturbation-athon would probably seem anti-social to each one of us, why don't we all just have sex?!

Then i get some real boobies and rude bits instead of my imaginary ones...