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Iago
01-05-2005, 09:11 PM
Would you rather have wooden teeth or wake up everyday in felixstowe?
Fleassy
01-05-2005, 09:15 PM
whats felixstowe?? and is there woodworm??
Iago
01-05-2005, 09:29 PM
whats felixstowe?? and is there woodworm??
Here are some people having a good time in Felixstowe
http://www.cardiffplayers.org/Rosie%20Felixstowe%20pub%20thumb.jpg

Oh! Look out! Here comes the man with wooden teeth!

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/keithwoodteeth.jpg

I wouldn't like to meet him in Topshop.

NOW CHOOSE!
Lozi
01-05-2005, 10:22 PM
can i choose a cupboard?
Iago
01-05-2005, 10:34 PM
can i choose a cupboard?
No, the following options available are.

"Would you rather have wooden teeth or wake up everyday in felixstowe?"
showmet
01-05-2005, 10:39 PM
Can I choose to be followed around everywhere I go by moths?
Iago
01-05-2005, 10:56 PM
Can I choose to be followed around everywhere I go by moths?
Sure you can, after you've chosen between wooden teeth or felixstowe.
Lozi
01-05-2005, 11:08 PM
so i can choose to have wooden teeth and be in a cupboard? can i take them out in the cupboard or are they attached?
Iago
01-05-2005, 11:15 PM
so i can choose to have wooden teeth and be in a cupboard? can i take them out in the cupboard or are they attached?
The wooden teeth are in replacement of your own teeth, and so correspond to the physical laws of your present chompers. In most cases they are attached. After the initial decision free will prevails and you can do whatever the hell you like, sit in a cupboard, drink a cup of tea or even lie under an ice cream van.
Claire
01-05-2005, 11:17 PM
i'd take wooden teeth everytime.... or death
Iago
01-06-2005, 12:31 AM
Round of applause for the first person to decide! Well done claire!
mart_182
01-06-2005, 12:24 PM
i'd totally have the wooden teeth, with those mighty gnashers you could chomp through anything! steel, granite, jam, you name it! plus those happy looking hellraisers in felixstowe look a bit too wild for me. i suppose i could munch through their crazy parties with my wooden canines and bring justice to the hedonistic demons (and all the buggers in burgess hill, just cuz they deserve it), but no, that would be wrong wouldn't it... at least that's what my doctor says:confused: