An apology in verse - still more cheese

[*electrica*]

You're Not Heartless

You're too good to me
But you didn't take my panties
You spoil me like mad
That's why you're my granty

Fancy food and swank hotels
You're snuggly and you buy me booze
You hold my hand in public
That's why I'm crazy for yous

My poems are not to insult you
You know I love you just fine
And your heart is very much there
I'm just jealous that it's not mine