Dial up blues

[Iago]

I got the dial up blues,
Six megabyte download,
48 percent complete,
Might go for a cup of tea,

I got the dial up blues

[bokonon]

I have mouse blues
it needs a jack to connect it
keeps coming disconnected
if you move it too quick

I have mouse blues

[Alomiakoda]

I got the crappy old computer blues
It doesn't work fast enough
And decides to freeze if you open too many programs
Blue screen of death is a regular occurance

I got the crappy old computer blues

[Iago]

I got the fucking fucked up blues,
Cup of tea was too hot,
Spat it all over the keyboard,
Now its all a bit yeworhrjgjksodgjh***@jfdsl.ploues

I got the fucking fucked up blues

[Jimi_The_Hippy]

I'v Got the computer geek blues
My comp works Gr8
My comp is very fast
My comp never crashes
My compruns everything Even all at once
but I have NO frends or eny kind life! :(

[Purpledream]

I have the computer scares me, blues. I can type and word process, but computer skills above that are minimum. eep.
By the way Jimmy the Hippy, you have hippyland friends:-) so your not alone. :-)

[Iago2]

I got those "ate my shoe" blues,
One hot summer day in june(s),
Wanted drink but ate twiglets,
Then sucked on my shoes,

And then I ate them.









I got the sucky shoe shoe blues.

[Fleassy]

I got the sitty squatty blues
My backs all bent over
and my bottys in the air
I'm feeling kinda squished un my computer chair

I GOOOOT THE SITTY SQUATTY BLUUUUES!!!!

[blindhobosam]

i got the just woke up blues

i dont know what's happening
and i cant think of a decent blues rhyme
so i wont

i got the just woke up blues.