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cerridwen
05-25-2004, 02:14 AM
When I was a kid, taking religion class, the teacher told me to never spell the word 'Christmas' as 'Xmas' because the letter x was Jesus' tilted cross, and it makes Him angry when you write things that blasfemely.
Yikes.
Smudge
05-25-2004, 05:28 PM
reminds me of another thread somewhere :D
(x marks the spot if you haven't seen it)
fractalated
05-25-2004, 11:22 PM
heh - reminds me of bill hicks..
.."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
Brocktoon
05-25-2004, 11:42 PM
Well... I don't particularly care for Crucifixes because they dont tell us the whole story.
The Cross... thats different because .. notice there is nobody on it anymore.
Fractual_
05-26-2004, 01:42 AM
just goes to show how how uptight some christians are....
cerridwen
05-26-2004, 02:12 PM
heh - reminds me of bill hicks..
.."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
that's pretty true... and kinda funny!
Epiphany
05-26-2004, 04:34 PM
heh - reminds me of bill hicks..
.."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
Actually, everytime someone sins without repentance, Jesus is reminded of the cross.
FreakyJoeMan
06-01-2004, 09:47 PM
"If Jesus lived today, we'd all be wearing little electric chairs around our necks."- Lenny Bruce, one of my motherfuckin heros. :D
cerridwen
12-06-2004, 04:32 AM
:)
There was another time... well, my brother and I were very young atm, and an altar boy was lighting candles before mass started, and my brother started singing happy birthday.... now that was funny.
BlackGuardXIII
12-06-2004, 04:35 AM
heh - reminds me of bill hicks..
.."if Jesus ever came back the last f'king thing he'd want to see is a cross. it's like wearing a rifle pendant to remember kenedy"
funny guy, I listened to a cd of his act once, and it was hilarious, very disturbed, but hilarious.
cerridwen
12-06-2004, 05:38 AM
lol... yea he's always funny...
authority?
12-06-2004, 09:10 AM
just goes to show how how uptight some christians are....
i agree but i don't see where that comment comes from?
Well... I don't particularly care for Crucifixes because they dont tell us the whole story.
The Cross... thats different because .. notice there is nobody on it anymore.
True......:)
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