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Bellfire01
05-24-2004, 07:23 PM
If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.
crummyrummy
05-24-2004, 07:36 PM
yup, My dad told me that and 5th grade sex ed confirmed it.
Guru420
05-26-2004, 03:54 AM
that sure sounds like bs, but I'm not sure. I don't see how a full stomach of food bouncing around the inside of your body could possibley affect whether or not you ovulate and/or how your falopien tubes function
bradofcentralpa
05-26-2004, 07:57 AM
is that why they enforce mandatory phys ed in schools?
crummyrummy
05-26-2004, 08:17 AM
yup. To keep the students from having teachers babies.....
Bellfire01
05-27-2004, 07:46 PM
How come babies are never ugly?
crummyrummy
05-27-2004, 11:12 PM
sure they are, sometimes.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/q-t/soother.jpg
antithesis
05-28-2004, 05:39 PM
I think that babies are always ugly.
Roachie
06-04-2004, 01:09 AM
Some babies are cute...some can be Uugly...but to the ones who carried them in their belly for 9 freakin months....they, have to seem beautiful!
crummyrummy
06-04-2004, 01:26 AM
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/356joes_maddie2-thumb.JPG

what about this one?
stormyy
06-29-2004, 07:33 AM
Once I heard a girl say she couldn't get pregnant because she had asthma.
Bellfire01
06-29-2004, 06:39 PM
http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/356joes_maddie2-thumb.JPG

what about this one?awwww she's cute
xthevalkyriex
06-30-2004, 12:42 AM
If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.I think the only thing that would happen is you would most likely vomit.
loveflower
07-08-2004, 12:29 PM
all babies are adorable, but then they turn toddlers and not all are so cute, and i really have something against all kids in 4th to 6th grade.... i just dislike them so much....
backtothelab
07-08-2004, 10:34 PM
yay, yet another photoshopped person with a fucked up face...
It's a myth, jumping up and down after eating won't do anything, except maybe give you cramps and gastric torsion.
All infants are cute, human are not. I think it's an instinctive thing, to keep the animal alive.
Bug_Man
07-08-2004, 10:38 PM
If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.


Yes this is true. I can't seem to get my dick in the girl that's doing jumping jacks on my front lawn.
Nathan11
07-08-2004, 11:45 PM
HAHAHAHA

Same here...thoes girls wont stay still!