"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

[edenfield]

cant sit still mr peacock, the mouse escaped and i cant sit still sir

[crummyrummy]

I didnt eat my meat and now I cant have any pudding.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

...'cuz I got not transportation. Just a little black book with my poems in.

[crummyrummy]

I am currently running fifth in an underwater taco assembling contest.

[ESRUOS ENO]

Because I gave Blood yesterday at the Motorway.

[themnax]

the universe is currently being recycled

=^^=
.../\...

[GLENGLEN]

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuse..


I"m Heading Into The Final Straight Of The "Last To Post Wins" Thread.......There's No Turning Back Now......The Spurs Are Out.....I'm Foaming At The Mouth...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....Posting 24 Hours A Day.....No Time For Work.....Will Call After I Pick Up The "WINNERS TROPHY"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif



Yours........Whilst Thinking I Just May Be Getting A Bit Too Carried Away With This Competition........http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

Glen.

[Reefer Rogue]

because i'd rather get high all day and play COD4 online on 360

[crummyrummy]

I am trapped hiding in....um....a closet....

[redyelruc]

I'm busy burning sinners.

[crummyrummy]

some one just lit my closet on fire.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i accidentally sawed off both my arms.

[neodude1212]

My ass keeps exploding with acidic diarhea.

[crummyrummy]

I am caught in some sea weed.

[neodude1212]

I had to save the world again.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

i'm trying to take over the world..

[neodude1212]

I can't make it because Im dead.

[J311Mann]

im trying to get this thread closed so i wont be able to make it into work. sorry doc

[GLENGLEN]

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuse....I'm Still Trying To Catch Up On My Beauty Sleep.......After Playing The "Last Poster To Win Game"........For 36 Hours Straight.......(yep you read it right)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif



Cheers Glen..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/crazy.gif

P.S......And After All That....Devotion.....Pizza......Chinese Take Out.....Red Wine.....White Wine.....Champagne.....Iced Water.....Coffee.....Cold Showers...etc etc..............Guess What...?.....I Missed Out On Winning....By One Post..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif..sob..(mine was 999 )..sniff..http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

[ESRUOS ENO]

because Im still trying to figure out who won at the Last post a winner....game...

[Minority Of One]

My friend used "I cant come into work today because i just woke up and im chained to a bed.....some chick is holding the phone up to my ear"

I laughed heaps when he told me this, but after talking to some other people who were at that party...I found out it was true haha

[farmout]

Boogabaah keeps on huggin me.....:-)

[Rock Hard]

My arse is on fire from the curry I ate last night

[pushit]

Im too stoned to work.

[GLENGLEN]

Boogabaah keeps on huggin me.....:-)
Half Your Luck....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif..All I Get From "Da Boogs" Nowdays Is "Sorry I Have A Headache"......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif

Cheers Glen.

[gesone]

I'm organizing a smoke fest.

[crummyrummy]

Gene Simmons tied me to a fire hydrant.

[farmout]

GlenGlen is havin a bbq down under, we're all invited.....:-)

(anything for us vegetarians?).....:-)

[green-hair-blue-eyes]

i got kiddnapped by some swedish avon ladies

[J311Mann]

i switched jobs and became a sweedish avon lady, now i go around kidnapping people

[crummyrummy]

I still have 400-500 things left to do with an egg.

[J311Mann]

I still have 400-500 things left to do with an egg.
haha thats realy funny man. im trying too.


I cannot come into work because i couldnt make scrambeled eggs cause the supermarkets all out... people have been testing so many things on them

[crummyrummy]

The warden says I have 30 days in the hole before I can even think of re-entering the population.

[GLENGLEN]

****WHOOOOOOOO****FANTASTIC****.......That Means We Have....30days....Of .....Peace.....Love.....Tranquility.....And Harmony..... to Look Foward To.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif..YES FELLOW POSTERS........THIS IS THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL PRAYED FOR.......http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif


Cheers Glen.

Oh..And..P.S......I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuuse...I'm Sitting Here.......Visualising A World......Free Of The Ever "Obnoxious" Crummy.....

Methinks I Have Seen A Vision Of...."PARADISE".......YEEEEEEEEES!!!!.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[farmout]

someone farted in the chat room......:-)

[daphnejain]

my tapeworm is acting up.

(an employee actually used this with me)

[crummyrummy]

The Scooby Doo True Hollywood Story is on.

[farmout]

I'm surrounded and they are draining the moat, I gotta get the oil heated up...:-)

[laurenq]

my cat commited suicide

[Rock Hard]

I can't come into work today because I want to paint my bedroom tartan and I'm trying to locate a place that sells tartan paint!

[ESRUOS ENO]

Because the poster above me kept me awake all night with his playing the bagpipes and painting his room tartan......

[crummyrummy]

Because its the 12th, and the 12th is the devils day.

[gesone]

My bed kidnapped me and held me hostage.

[crummyrummy]

I am trapped in an invisible box.

[farmout]

I'm meltinggggggggg........:-)

[crummyrummy]

I am stapled to a dead monkey.

[farmout]

I'm watchin the grass n weeds grow......:-)

[(Hambone)]

Someone burgled my entire wardrobe.

[crummyrummy]

Too busy watching QVC

[farmout]

there happens to be an alien life form growin in my fridge, it keeps saying "take me to your leader", I keep saying, "We don't have any".......:-)

[crummyrummy]

My dogs are peeing in the house faster than I can clean it up!!!!!

[farmout]

I ain't gonna work on Maggi's farm no more....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Big explosion, police investigating, I will get back to you in 15-20 years.

[FlyingBurritoBro]

My dogs are peeing in the house faster than I can clean it up!!!!!
You better believe I've had days like that...


I can't work because my ex-wife won't back out of the driveway so I can get my car out.

[crummyrummy]

Castro named me his replacement and I gotta run to Cuba real quick.

[GLENGLEN]

Sorry...I Can't Come Into Work Today.......Cauuuuuse...I'm Sitting Here...With A Smoking Hot Keyboard.......Trying To Reach My Goal Of ... 1000 "Intellectualy Stimulating" Posts On "Hip Forums".....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif......(no 973..and.counting down)



Yours.......Whilst Thinking That Has To Qualify As A 100% Valid Excuse....For Not Working.....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Glen..

[farmout]

Hey GlenGlen, I have a huge pile of recently cut large oak trees you can have to start a bon fire on your iceberg! Keep ya warm......Hehehe.....:-)
Can't come in, gotta deliver some logs to my ole buddy Glenglen....:-)

[Billyx1120]

I thought that Today was Yesterday,
and I wouldn't have to come in until Tomorrow.

Then I realised that Today was actually Tomorrow’s’ Yesterday,
as I was off Yesterday, I figured I might as well take today off


and start again Tomorrow by working Today Yesterday
- when it was my day off!

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/moresmilies/huh.gif

< Peace + Love ~ Save the Planet >

[GLENGLEN]

1st ENTRY IN THE CAPTAINS LOG....30th Of March 2008..1-47pm(gmt).......I'd Rather Freeze To Death....Than Accept Your Offer....http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif.....Just So Happens....Me And My Six Cats....Have Decided To Stop
"Running And Hiding"..........And Instead Sail This "Mother Of A Berg"...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon25.gif....Back To The "Pallas De Farmout"....And Sort Out This Slight Misunderstanding.....Once And For All..................Your'l No Doubt Be Pleased To Hear....Solved The Prob With The Outboard Motor........Now Sailing Smoothly......Anticipate No Probs In The Shorterm...(i have planned this trip....down to the last detail)...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon14.gif


Captain Glen...http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[-moonshine-memi-]

i cant come in to work today, because, i recently dedicated my whole life to scientology, and now i am their buttmonkey, and not yours.

i cant come in to work today, because i was forced to watch the latest paris hilton movie and now my eyes wont stop bleeding.

i cant come in to work today, because Angelina Jolie adopted me and is going about thinking of a stupid name so i can fit in with the rest of the clan.

i cant come into F*CKING work today, PENIS, because, i woke up SH*T, with a severe case of B*TCH 24 hour Toretts, BOOBS.

i cant come into work today, because i am stuck in an invisible box, being blown away by an imaginary wind, and forced to wear a binding unitard (the itchy kind)

this is a fun game ^_^

[farmout]

Captain Glen, great news, mayhaps over a cup of tea or some homebrewed beer, we'll hunker down and have a chat, peacefully....
Happy sailing...
no work today, gotta tidy up a bit as GlenGlen is visiting......:-)

[crummyrummy]

sorry, federal law requires I take one day of every 27 when not at sea.

[farmout]

I refuse to waste my pretty sunny day at work......:-)

[crummyrummy]

I shouldnt have eaten all that chili last night.

[laurenq]

I can't come in to work today because my permanent hair extensions fell out.

[Subliminal89]

^^hahaha. i cant come in to ork today cause im smoking marijuana, and feeling to good to work.

[farmout]

the grass is growin, buds are a popin out all over, its the sneazin season, I ain't a workin.......:-)

[stonedmonkiwana]

I'll be stalking my previous boss who fired me for not showing up for work

[crummyrummy]

I accidentally glued myself to the toilet at Home Depot.

[FallenFairy]

sorry i cant come into work today cuz i have anal glaucoma

[stonedmonkiwana]

I will be busy all day planning your abduction, is that cool boss? :p

[crummyrummy]

I have your mom tied to a chair and the ploice are outside shooting tear gas.

[i_was_in_shroom_land]

termites ate my house

[GLENGLEN]

Because........I'm Self Employed........And If I Don't Feel Like Coming Into Work Today..........Then I F***in Well Won't.....O.K.???.....:eek:.........Screw The Ugly... Grumpy... Hard Assed...Old Boss...I Work For...:eek:.................(whoooops............. .................).....:o


Cheers Glen.

[stonedmonkiwana]

my pet slug Jesse died.

[farmout]

My mammary glands hurt.......:-)

[crummyrummy]

I got my tie caught in the juicer.

[farmout]

My ovaries hurt???......:-)

[crummyrummy]

I seem to have locked myself in the bathroom.

[farmout]

I'm afraid I've swallowed the gerbil.....:-)

[Oneness]

the gerbil got outside, I gotta find it.

[nakedtreehugger]

i found the gerbil... inside someone's light socket... and i had to bury it.

[Lobo]

A friend of mine used to talk about "Calling in scared". Huh? What? You know, "I'm afraid I won't be in today".

I also knew a guy who used to routinely call in to tell his boss "Yeah, I got shitfaced last night and couldn't get my ass out of bed this morning." He was so good at his job, that he got away with it for about two years before a new manager finally canned him. :cheers2:

[neodude1212]

because I'm nodding out on narcotics.

[farmout]

there is this giant spider out side my door and it has spun a monster web, can't get through the door.....:-)

[crummyrummy]

My car was stolen and replaced with a blender.

[Oneness]

Honestly I just don't like working. I'm taking the day off.

[farmout]

I farted and had a bad accident in my bloomers....:-)

[Oneness]

It's raining

[nakedtreehugger]

i have a zit on my face and i can't show myself out of doors.

[Oneness]

I'm already late and I don't want the boss to yell at me

[GLENGLEN]

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuuuse..........It's Now 10-49pm Here In Australia......And GLEN Is Going To Bed To Get His Well Earned "Beauty Sleep"............(not that he really needs it).......:)



Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

fell into a vat of spiked jello....can't/don't wanna get out.....:-)

[crummyrummy]

Theres a doodad stuck in my whoseyerdaddy.

[stonedmonkiwana]

I'm waiting to hear from my dealer

[peacenikchick]

...because I'm too busy toking and watching Cheech&Chong Up In Smoke, man.

[pushit]

I'm speeding out of my brain and am lacking 3 days worth of sleep.

[Oneness]

cause... your mom!!

[farmout]

moonshine still blew up, scorched my ass, caught the corn field on fire, gotta put out the inferno.....:-)

[matthew26]

I got abducted by aliens and they took away parts of my brain. Now I'm looking for them to put it back.

[orison319]

Shot down over enemy territory.





Im John Mcain and I approve of this message. lol.\

[crummyrummy]

I found Jesus.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I can't come to work today, I have this very important demon summoning to finish. Damn my last boss for unfairly firing me.

[Oneness]

Exorcism

[farmout]

I have GlenGlen visiting..... Keep an eye out for fireworks of an unusual kind toward the end of the week....:-)

[matthew26]

I can't come to work today because I can't find my glasses. Oops, I forgot I don't need one.

[farmout]

gone feeshin....:-)

[GLENGLEN]

I Can't Come Into Work Today Cauuuuuuuse, I'm Still Down At The Electronics Shop Where They Fitted A.. G.P.S In-Car-Navigator To My Rental Car.

All Was Going Well Till I Tried To Key In The Directions To A Destination Known Locally As The "Farmout Ranch"..:(

Suddenly The Device Started Beeping....And Proceeded To Emit A Cloud Of Toxic Smoke...:mad:

Call Me Paranoid If You Will......But I Am Of The Firm Opinion,That There Is Something "Supernatural"..."Sinster"...And..."Evil" Going On Here..:eek:



Cheers Glen.

[farmout]

Ah-Ha, it worked! Can't work cause I gotta get the lazer fine tuned.....:-)

[sdng]

i've been hypnotized.. work?? *i'm a chicken*

[Glowstick]

got stuck in the stairwell

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I painted the floor and I'm stuck in the corner til it dries.

[orison319]

A WALRUS DESTROY my car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1FbSwl9KEA&eurl=http://video.aol.com/video-detail/walrus-destroy/284805144

[Born25YearsTooLate]

my mouthwash locked out the breathalyzer on my car.

[orison319]

? a drunken walrus ate my car, thought it was a anchovy cause of my jesus fish on the bumper.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I haven't finished reloading all the ammo I'm gonna need.

I'm under the influence of herbal viagra.

The Center for Disease Control has put a tent up around my house.

My astrologer told me today was my most likely day to die by drowning in lime jello, and I just can't take the chance of a random quantum flux filling my office with it. Cherry would be bad too.

I have to pick up my cousin- he smoked a half ounce, and woke up this morning in Tijuana wearing a blonde wig and a red cocktail dress.

My rice crispies told me to go back to bed.

I woke up and there was an aardvark in my bathroom. I don't want to know how the rest of the day's going to turn out.

My girlfriend braided my pubes to my leg hair again. It'll be hours untangling it.

I'm a little busy today, I'll call you after I've posted bail. By the way, do you have ten thousand bones I can borrow?

[OlderWaterBrother]

I've got happy feet

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm in a world of warcraft raid.

[Oneness]

my eyes wont open!!

[OlderWaterBrother]

I've got better things to do!

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm not done poisoning the brownies for 'potluck friday'.

[OlderWaterBrother]

My ankle bracelet goes off every time I try to leave the house.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

A UFO crashed in my front yard and these men in black suits won't let me <click - dial tone>

[OlderWaterBrother]

Home Land Security found out that I’ve been calling Bush, Monkeyboy on Hipforums and wants to know what I’ve been doing the last 60 years.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

My girlfriend just told me that she's going to be pimping me out to bored housewives, so my services are going to cost 125$ her hour, in advance.

[jahmerimaka]

hey um.. i cant come into work today. Because... well, sir, your phone is about to self destruct.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I’m hearing voices telling me to build a baseball field in my back yard and that I need to start today.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

Because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.....(said in your best jack nicholson voice)

[jrnyman]

there was an accident with one of my calves and some peanut butter... I don't really want to get into it right now but let's just say it hurts a bit when I try to pee....

[OlderWaterBrother]

I started a game of Jumandji and the only way to save my friends and get the world back to normal is to keep playing.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I went to the big aquarium last night, and there was an incident. I'll be in as soon as the octopus lets go.

[OlderWaterBrother]

Hey man, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere and the work day is already over.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

My girlfriend lost the keys to the handcuffs.

[Oneness]

I cant find my shoes

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm quarantined in my house by the CDC something about a medical experiment gone wrong.

[seeingblind]

i was up al night eating beans and now i cant add 1+1....true story

[OlderWaterBrother]

I dreamt I died at work today, last night and I'm not taking any chances.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I drank some odd koolaid, and now the carpet's going to suck me in and put me to work for the monkey king....

[OlderWaterBrother]

"Cause I'm going to Disneyland!

[Oneness]

a zombie bit me, and now im a zombie. I gotta get that worked out

[OlderWaterBrother]

I see dead people.

[Oneness]

Its my cousin Juan's wedding

[farmout]

I fell into the well, can't swim....:-)

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm trying to find rope to get farmout out of the well.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I went for a morning jog and now I'm lost.

[newcarscent7]

i got arrested for posession

[crummyrummy]

My GPS is on the Fritz.

[mystical_shroom]

A hooker stabbed my eyes out and her sidekick donkey ate my balls...Then her pimp came and sewed up my ass after stuffing it with porkgrinds and meth...

[crummyrummy]

I am taking pictures of celebrities shopping.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm trying to steal crummyrummy's camera.

[lovelypeace]

i'm hungover.

[mystical_shroom]

I have bladder issues.... And I smell...

[crummyrummy]

I cant stand that Mystical Shroom's bladder issue smells anymore.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I went to the rainbow gathering and was detained for being uncooperative.

[crummyrummy]

I am buried up to my neck in sand ATM

[mystical_shroom]

I have bugs coming out of my vagina and they are taking over the world and turning people into zombies and I must fight them all to save the world!!

[crummyrummy]

I am afraid of the outdoors.

[mystical_shroom]

I'm too busy knitting sweaters for the children of the world using the leg hair that I have shaved off and collected over a six year period...

[orison319]

I killed Nancy Grace and the world is giving me a reward. A Knitted Sweater..

[crummyrummy]

I am busy popping zits.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I just wanted to make sure you were at work so I could shag your wife.

[Oneness]

My hands wont leave my genitals

[lovelypeace]

Born25yearsTooLate...try living in east texas. it's hell.

[crummyrummy]

Too busy time traveling.

[knattyk420]

True story my snake escaped and I only had it by the tail and it was trying to go down an air duct.

[crummyrummy]

I am stuck in the sofa cushions

[OlderWaterBrother]

I feel to good to waste it by coming to work.

[crummyrummy]

Some of my bread crumbs blew away and now I am lost.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm laying a trail of breadcrumbs to lead crummyrummy into traffic.

[Oneness]

Im trying to convert to Dr.Philism

[crummyrummy]

I dont know how to drive.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

crackheads stole my front door.

[crummyrummy]

I am afraid Steve Urkle is stalking me.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm hacking the company's accounting software and giving myself a raise.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I’m trying to visualize world peace.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I’m trying to visualize whirled peas.

[orison319]

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet..

[matthew26]

...because the dog couldn't recognize me anymore and bit me.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm reprogramming the electronic polling machines to count every vote as a vote for robin williams in the upcoming election.

[orison319]

currently at work, Fake a illness. Or stab yourself with scissors, shoot yourself in the eye with a staple gun.. Inhale white out and pass out on the floor < wake up before the ugly bitch in human resources gives you cpr..:rolleyes:

[farmout]

accidently chopped off my fangers, can't call in.....:-)

[OlderWaterBrother]

Shane came back.

[crummyrummy]

My head is stuck in the toilet seat again.

[sellekenblour]

I cannot work.:D

[crummyrummy]

I just got a no2 tank, and I am gonna be fishing.

[Oneness]

My shave turned out funky

[crummyrummy]

There are penguins chasing me around the kitchen.

[farmout]

Fell in the hog trough, might have to take the monthly bath a little early....:-)

[crummyrummy]

I am hiding in your daughter's closet.

[OlderWaterBrother]

The radio is playing our song.

[crummyrummy]

because you suck and not in a good way!!!

[Oneness]

Suddenly I see the world in a different way.

[crummyrummy]

Its raining again.....

[Oneness]

I got lost on a tandem bike ride

[mystical_shroom]

I've got worms....And I'm trapped in technodrome....

[OlderWaterBrother]

I ran out of coffee.

[crummyrummy]

Surfs Up.

[farmout]

moonshine still blew up.....:-)

[OlderWaterBrother]

My fireworks display went bad.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

OlderWaterBrother's fireworks set my backyard crop on fire!

[OlderWaterBrother]

and I was standing down wind that's why I can't come in today.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I was standing by OlderWaterBrother

[BBAD]

I have an appointment this afternoon......................................... ............With DEATH

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm helping Born25YearsTooLate replant his backyard crop.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

There's this bullfrog named Jerimiah, he's a good friend of mine, I can't understand a single word he says, but I'm helping drink his wine.

[orison319]

I set off the Geiger counter at my other top secret job..

[OlderWaterBrother]

My Popeil Pocket Fisherman just came in the mail and I gotta try it out.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm rounding up worms to go fishing

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm off to see the wizard.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm knitting a sweater out of dryer lint.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I parked on the wrong side of the street and the police hauled my car away.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm stuck in OlderWaterBrother's trunk and the police have towed me away! help!


wait...take your time...I found an ounce....where'd I put my pipe...there it is...

[OlderWaterBrother]

I misplaced an ounce and won't be in till I find it.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

The locksmith the cops hired to get me out of OlderWaterBrother's trunk is stoned from the smoke. this might take a while.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I got stoned trying to get Born25YearsTooLate out of OWB car trunk.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm sneaking away, because the cops got the munchies and left for a donut run.

besides, I have to find my stash to replace OWB's smoke

[BBAD]

Because my stolen car I stole got stolen again

[OlderWaterBrother]

You know how they tell you every year not to hold fireworks in your hand?
I found out there are other body parts you shouldn't hold fireworks with either!

[Oneness]

Trapped in the Light Cycle Arena
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Tron_Lightcycles.jpg

[BBAD]

Cant come into work today.............because my cars in the shop


http://crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/van_crash-1.jpg

[OlderWaterBrother]

I lent the car keys to my teenager and he hasn't come home yet.

[sethm13]

I couldn't come in to work because I was too busy playing forum games.

[crummyrummy]

I am too busy playing tic-tac-toe with a chicken.

[orison319]

Dracula, cant come to work today cause I might have holy water poisoning..


Im was watching star trek on the spiketv...and was having chest pains, Doctor said I should take the night off...

[crummyrummy]

My dog ate my nuts.

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm having a bad hair day.

[farmout]

:rolleyes:I'm watchin the grass grow.....:-)

[Oneness]

My dog ate my homework

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm waiting for the drugs to kick in.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I'm making hash to pay OWB back for his ounce.

[Oneness]

Im making pot brownies

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm going over to Born25YearsTooLate's and watch him make hash.

[gaum]

im 2 sroned

[OlderWaterBrother]

Been smoking Born25YearsTooLate's hash and I may not be in tomorrow either.

[crummyrummy]

I have a golf date.

[OlderWaterBrother]

Just want to see what you'll do without me.

[mystical_shroom]

I've morphed into Mothra and must go fight godzilla....

[BBAD]

because my dog barfed in my only pair of shoes

[OlderWaterBrother]

If I fall asleep these seed pod thingies will take over my body and I know if I come in to work I just know I'll fall asleep.

[mystical_shroom]

it's the day that I worship Schneider from, One Day at a Time and spank my ass with a spatula whilist eating peanut butter and listening to the theme song...

[crummyrummy]

I am having my teeth removed.

[mystical_shroom]

I'm having crummy's teeth implanted in my mouth and ditching the chicklets...(which I will be selling on ebay)

[crummyrummy]

I am watching an auction on ebay, gonna get me some chicklets.

[Born25YearsTooLate]

I just woke up after sampling the hash I made for OWB

[BBAD]

Because My 10 year old little bastard stole my truck

[gaum]

cuz i sleep walked to nebraska

[OlderWaterBrother]

I'm watching paint dry.

[sunyatasamsara]

im in jail.

[sellekenblour]

I have to take a shower today.

[crummyrummy]

I have to get my back hair braided into cornrows.