This Might Shock Some Of You..

[Peace]

but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.

[Oklahoma]

:eek: *bows down in prayer* :D

[Erin]

pot head jesus is so hot....

isnt he a drunk too?

[Willow-Bridget-Love]

thats nice... so.. what are you gonna do?

[Jetblack]

*looks around in a paranoid fashion* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Omniwulf]

Ok christ. whats the plan? what are you going to do now?

[FREE]

How Bout Get Me Another Fuckin Beer Your Goddamned God All Mighty

Can Ya Do That Huh?huh?huh?
Wheres My Fuckin Beer At Bitch?

[xZx]

Make me rich! and cure disease and make world peace NOW!!!! OR ELSE!!!

[JoneeEarthquake]

Jesus...I have a question, where did all the water come from in the great flood, and where is it now, oh yeah before I forget if there were only 2 of everything left after the freat flood, does that mean everything is inbread? :confused:

[Peace]

Jesus...I have a question, where did all the water come from in the great flood, and where is it now, oh yeah before I forget if there were only 2 of everything left after the freat flood, does that mean everything is inbread? :confused:
Somewhere, Somewhere else, and yes.

[flowerchild17]

Is Jesus hot?:D

[Dr. Lecter]

No, I'm the real Jesus. I just used my god-like powers to make you think you're Jesus. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm the Christ.

[Varuna]

but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
Well . . . my son . . . say hi to your mother for me.

[AwesomePawsome]

You know Jesus isn't happy that you lie. I believe some of your post. You definatly are a pothead, but your not Christ.

[Meeshka Chaukinov]

You know Jesus isn't happy that you lie. I believe some of your post. You definatly are a pothead, but your not Christ.
that made no sense...

Perhaps Jesus brainwashed the other Jesus. But Jesus wouldn't brainwash, that wouldn't be loving and kind. So, I must say that the first one is the real one!

[inbloom]

And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
i knew it.

[NaykidApe]

"2 men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong"---Dire Straits

[Raving Sultan]

......

[Raving Sultan]

"If you try to sell me the truth then i'll know you're a liar"
-Your Mom

[NaykidApe]

i have questions ready to test if you are christ.

#1. What is time?

#2. What are people?

#3. What is God?
#1. A magazine

#2. Also a magazine

#3. God is a word found in several magazines as well as a few good books.

[Cin]

ya know, a little while back I would always say Im like Jesus and either people would jump at the word Jesus or just misunderstand me, but a lot of the time they would scream "Your not Jesus!"
but heres the kicker to this, when a friend of my was around she would then usually say "I fucked Jesus..."
then those people would turn a real dark red

[Catatonic_Void]

lol! such blasphemy :p

[AnnieChere]

Dear Jesus,
Could you do something about the fuckers in office right now?
Thank you,
-Annie

[TheGanjaKing]

Welcome back Jesus. Call me so we can get together and smoke some buds.

[blindhobosam]

wow you guys are really funny. no really you are. hysterical. woo yeah. well good luck with that.

[FreeBird1969]

Jesus is hot.

[FreakyJoeMan]

but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
*pops a cap in Jesus' ass*

And stay down!

[AwesomePawsome]

You expect me to believe Jesus got onto the world wide web to tell people he's back. I find that hard top believe, in fact, its not true.

[dangermoose]

pfff, shows how much you know, ya fricken preteen.

[flowerchild17]

OK I have a question for ya dude.

Where is Sentimental Johnny? Did you save his poor old soul?

[Gumby]

but I am your savior, Jesus Christ. This is the second coming (third by some religions). And yes, Jesus is a pothead.
I thought Jim http://e.imagehost.org/0828/jim-jones.jpgJones was?