View Full Version : One for the ladies: Beards vs. Clean Shaven
island dweller
12-08-2004, 11:02 PM
do you ladies like beards? do you find them sexy, cuddly, or just plain annoying and irritating?
Would you turn away potential dates on the basis they have a beard?
(this poll is due to the insult about my beard i recieved recently)
Spyder
12-08-2004, 11:50 PM
i prefer my lady with a beard if im honest...
TheFly
12-09-2004, 01:09 AM
As in "bend over and show me yours"?...
Fly...
juicy_redgirl
12-09-2004, 01:16 AM
I don't like beards...
Spyder
12-09-2004, 01:20 AM
As in "bend over and show me yours"?...
Fly...
hahaha muff-tastic!
Ellie-Rose
12-09-2004, 12:31 PM
I'm all for the bushy beard!!
But I wouldnt be shallow enough to judge a person on it :eek:
I'm all for Elvis Burnz too :H
MBintheOC
12-09-2004, 12:35 PM
Beards make me feel like I'm kissing my dad or grandpa. Plus after they're shaved & grow in, it hurts 2 kiss them!
kindwoman
12-09-2004, 01:04 PM
I personally like facial hair on guys, but a mustache only is YUK!!!!!
Ellie-Rose
12-09-2004, 01:06 PM
I personally like facial hair on guys, but a mustache only is YUK!!!!!
I agree!! :H
Spyder
12-09-2004, 01:29 PM
I personally like facial hair on guys, but a mustache only is YUK!!!!!
only because your jealous and cant look like freddie mercury tooooo!
you too ellie!
ZePpeLinA
12-09-2004, 01:30 PM
i really dont like moustaches...they look weird...i dont mind a goatie sort of beard as it looks good, but generally i dont pay attention to that kind of thing.
Xiola
12-09-2004, 07:32 PM
Ask a silly question why don't you:p
TheFly
12-09-2004, 09:27 PM
I'm tempted to grow a good old handlebar moustache... or a real proper mutton chops...
Fly...
Spyder
12-09-2004, 09:49 PM
I'm tempted to grow a good old handlebar moustache... or a real proper mutton chops...
Fly...
well thanks to jonny for this link...you can join
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Support/clubs.htm
http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/
island dweller
12-09-2004, 11:02 PM
I unfortunately have a moustache, but also a goaty...
It was a stilly question, and to be honest i didn't care about the answer. :p
I want to shave them both off and start again...
the "frontal beard" needs to be kept in check, whatever the gender in my opinion...
I prefer my men clean shaven.
showmet
12-14-2004, 08:38 AM
I'm determined to grow a Hitler moustache. The only trouble is I keep forgetting and accidentally shaving.:mad: Dammit, girls would love me if I had a Hitler moustache!
nitemarehippygirl
12-14-2004, 08:43 AM
i adore guys with facial hair.... though the freddie mercury stache is a little much.
beards.... yum.
showmet
12-14-2004, 08:58 AM
i adore guys with facial hair.... though the freddie mercury stache is a little much.
beards.... yum.
See? Told you!
I just think those females have beard envy. They want something to stroke whilst having a pondering moment.
Ellie-Rose
12-14-2004, 05:27 PM
WE have plenty of beard to stroke when we ponder thankyou very much :eek: ;)
nitemarehippygirl
12-15-2004, 02:19 AM
I just think those females have beard envy. They want something to stroke whilst having a pondering moment.
.....:eek:..... that's actually true!
Spyder
12-15-2004, 02:25 AM
WE have plenty of beard to stroke when we ponder thankyou very much :eek: ;)
women dont ponder...men tell them how to think and what to think, whilst they forfill their vital functions of sexual intercourse, cooking, cleaning, and helping us men folk whilst drunk.....
:eek: :p
Dandelion_Blood
12-15-2004, 08:42 AM
women dont ponder...men tell them how to think and what to think, whilst they forfill their vital functions of sexual intercourse, cooking, cleaning, and helping us men folk whilst drunk.....
:eek: :p
How much do you need a slap right now? :eek: :p
I love beards, in fact, truth be told, I definatly notice guys with beards before clean shaven ones. I don't judge based on it, but we must all agree that there is an initial look/reaction, and brothers with beards get mine.
beards and dreads, oh man, that's a killer combo, dead sexy :cool:
Xiola
12-15-2004, 11:05 AM
WE have plenty of beard to stroke when we ponder thankyou very much :eek: ;)
Well said Ellie:D :p
TheFly
12-15-2004, 06:50 PM
I just think those females have beard envy. They want something to stroke whilst having a pondering moment.
I have something they could stroke whatever kind of moment they were having...:p
Fly...
DoktorAtomik
12-15-2004, 06:54 PM
I have something they could stroke whatever kind of moment they were having...:p
Got a dog to help you walk off the beer belly, eh? :p
Super_Grrl
12-15-2004, 07:20 PM
They told us in intro psych that women base what they find attractive on their relationship with their father/primary male caregiver. So... a woman had a great relationship with her dad and he had a beard, she'll be more attracted to men with beards. If she had a bad relationship with her dad and he had a beard, she'll be more attracted to guys without beards. Personally I think that's true... I have an awesome relationship with my dad, and he's usually clean-shaven, and guys with beards usually don't do it for me. A little 5 o'clock shadow is sexy, but I hate it when it's scratchy.
I don't know about that, I have a great relationship with my dad, but he's for the most part clean shaven. He'll grow a tiny beard now and then, but never much, and I love men with beards.
of course, when I was younger he used to grow a little beard whenever he went camping or wasn't working, and when is was growing is he would rub the soft part of his cheek against mine and say "soft" and the the ruff scratchy part against my cheek and say "ruff", in silly voices, I thought it was the funniest thing ever. So I dunno, maybe that has something to do with it.
jesikhaviolet
01-19-2005, 08:38 PM
each has advantages and disadvantages. at the moment... i don't have either. i'm not clean-shaven, i don't have a beard. i have more... overgrown stubble
i have a strange beard, it almost looks like a giant pair of side burns.
i want side burns.
SharyBobbins
03-11-2005, 04:47 AM
It really depends on the man but I think clean shaven is sexy.
bedlam
03-12-2005, 11:22 AM
I don't like beards...
Spuff
05-11-2005, 12:25 AM
I have a beard ... everyone keeps telling me to shave it off coz it apparently looks like pubes on my chin! I don't care ... it means I can actually get served for booze coz I look about 17! lol
supermommy
05-15-2005, 03:29 AM
I love me a nice scruffy man....YUMMY!!
not so much into the moustaches...i do enjoy a nice goatee tho at times http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif
lionface
05-31-2005, 04:46 PM
I desperately want a big full on massive bushy beard but my body isn't ready yet. Bastard body.
Insight_m
06-02-2005, 01:49 PM
I desperately want a big full on massive bushy beard but my body isn't ready yet. Bastard body.Let me hear you say that again in a couple of more years.
Insight_m
06-02-2005, 02:02 PM
Does this count as a beard?
lionface
06-02-2005, 08:16 PM
Yes it does. Its certainly better than mine. And if i can still contact the forums in a couple of years i will gladly say it again.
jonny2mad
06-02-2005, 09:17 PM
stubble it needs to grow a bit to be a beard ..its a start
Claire
06-02-2005, 10:14 PM
stubble it needs to grow a bit to be a beard ..its a start
You are THE BEARD *swoon* :eek: :sunglasse
Insight_m
06-02-2005, 11:02 PM
Ah, looks like my plans for joining the http://www.worldbeardchampionships....pport/clubs.htm (http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Support/clubs.htm) is down the drain :p hehe
jonny2mad
06-02-2005, 11:22 PM
not in any way you just need to give it time.
my present beard is longer than a number of people in the world beard championships and Ive only been growing it for about two years .
This was my beard a year ago ,now its about 3 inches below the nipple of my chest so you wouldnt see my teeshirt in this picture if it was taken now ,the beard in this picture is about 1 year old
http://pic8.picturetrail.com/VOL253/2092428/4631237/58374996.jpg
dont give up
lionface
06-03-2005, 12:16 AM
Nice beard dude. Do you have any pics of the beard taken recently? I'd be very interested in seeing it.
Cheers,
lionface
*Edit* where are you in that picture? Looks pretty cool and if its in the uk and its an event i'd be interested in going. Cheers again.
jonny2mad
06-03-2005, 12:28 AM
thats glastonbury the other people in the photo are miss mercy , peace phoenix , and pinkmoon all from this forum.
I dont at present have any photos of the present beard but Im sure to take some at this years glastonbury .
there wont be a glastonbury next year .
but there is beautiful days this year and a lot of us will be going to that if you go you can meet most of us
I will be going to the big green gathering (thats the green hippie part of glastonbury festival without the big bands and glade a kind of electronic dance thing apart from glade and glastonbury they all have tickets for sale at this present time .
shaving is the devil... why should I shave... so some women who hate beardss will like me? fuck that.
lionface
06-03-2005, 01:09 PM
thats glastonbury the other people in the photo are miss mercy , peace phoenix , and pinkmoon all from this forum.
I dont at present have any photos of the present beard but Im sure to take some at this years glastonbury .
there wont be a glastonbury next year .
but there is beautiful days this year and a lot of us will be going to that if you go you can meet most of us
I will be going to the big green gathering (thats the green hippie part of glastonbury festival without the big bands and glade a kind of electronic dance thing apart from glade and glastonbury they all have tickets for sale at this present time .
OK cheers for the info. I'll see if I can get a job fairly sharpish and maybe go to those. I'd heard about the glasto not being on next year. Thats a real bummer but if it lets the site regenerate then fairplay to them.
I'll PM you or somethin if i manage to go to these things.
I'm off to the wessex pagan gathering now so I'll talk to y'all on monday.
Cheers,
lionface
ramblin'rose
06-03-2005, 01:21 PM
I love a big soft beard that I can hold on to, run my fingers thru.....also, goatees, mutton chops, and lately I have been diggin on that soul patch look...
anyway, clean shaven is nice too, but what a pain that must be to shave everyday.....
I agree with many people though....I really dont like the moustache only look, every time I see one, I think of what my dad used to say,
"it looks like something crawled up on his lip and died!!"
Bobba
06-04-2005, 01:40 AM
Clean shaven is pain. God didn't invent razors, Satan did.
Surprisingly I'm not clean shaven.
stoned_immaculate
10-12-2005, 07:16 PM
im not a fan of beards...nuh uh
sensamelia
10-15-2005, 10:29 PM
beards are just great when hes down between your legs
Amanda's Shadow
10-15-2005, 10:30 PM
it totally depends on the person
PooBrain
09-06-2006, 10:38 AM
I love beards, tashes and side burnz
coor coor cooor
Beards are for tramps.
So, special brew at the ready...
campfirejam
09-07-2006, 08:17 AM
I could live with a beard but I prefer five o clock shadows,they are so sexy. Yum Yum.
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