Getting Tested by Government of Canada

[WeeDMaN]

Im getting tested for marijuana and crystal meth becuz my dad drove threw a red light district in British Columbia, was stopped, the dog went nuts and they found a pipe that I had hidden in a bag that he used. Its my pipe I know that, but they said it traced marijuana and methamphedamine,

#1-Meth isnt smoked in a pipe.


Anywayz, I gotta go January 17th, I am quitting pot last day of it on christmas 25th, then quittin till after my test, is this enough time, what can I do to help myself pass?? Any information will be greatly appreciated as in Im a german citizen, not canadian, so suppossadly if I test positive for THC or crystal meth I will be deported, and have nowhere to go...nowhere to stay, no way to make money, Ill basically be a bum...

[psilonaut]

Is it a piss test or a blood test? And it all depends on how much you smoke, for a regular smoker it usually stays in your system for a month or so...And you can smoke meth in a pipe :P

[WeeDMaN]

I think Ill just Dilute my urine, by not smoking and drinking atleast 8 cups of water a day for 3 weeks, and take vitamin B12, will this work?

[psilonaut]

Yea as long as they don't give you a blood test... Piss tests are easy to pass, drink cranberry juice, a few liters, that should clense everything out :sunglasse

[WeeDMaN]

ya Its urine test, Im positive, Im gonna drink as much water as I can from Dec 25 to Jan 17.

[Maggie Sugar]

Don't drink TOO much water. You can get water intoxication (usually caused by at least a gallon of H20 in 24 hours, but it can occur with less) just drink until your urine is clear and THEN take the B12 (which colors your urine, as you obviously know.) and keep your water per day at that level. If you start to feel really dizzy or drunk, cut back on the water. Drink some rehydration fluid, too, and make sure you are eating salt, because overhydration meses with your electrolytes.

I hope you pass. Getting deported would be awful.

Good luck, dude.

Blessings.

[Maggie Sugar]

Here is a link to basic info on drug testing. It is long, but it is helpful

http://www.cannabis.com/usage/dtfaq.shtml

Here is an article about water intoxication, it is based on people who OD on water while on MDMA, but the info is still helpful.

http://www.erowid.org/culture/health/health_water_poisoning.shtml

[WeeDMaN]

Thanks for the info ^_^

[_ian_]

yeah as long as you give yourself some time and drink plenty of water and cran juice you should be fine. you can even skate-by a test once in a while if your levels are extreamly low and you only take a hit or two and give yourself atleast a week. but that doesnt work forever so be cautious. also if you drink gatorade right before your test it helps, this is advice from a drug councler of mine. apparently the electrolites cling to (fat cells) which is where thc is stored and causes a slight masking effect. thats my understanding of his theory... but hey anything helps when your fucked. :D best of luck man, i know what its like.

[xaosflux]

btw, were you in the car, if not were you found guilty of a crime?