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Duncan
12-05-2004, 10:27 AM
I love reading about priorities and agenda that people have. Do you have one (or is it any?).
psyche
12-05-2004, 08:45 PM
the homosexual agenda:
1) Assume complete control of federal, state and local governments. Refurbish Oval Office. Move headquarters to Christopher Street.
2) Break down children's natural resistance to homosexuality through the musical video "That's Homosexuality!"
3) Petition for recognition of homosexual marriages, thus destroying all healthy heterosexual unions, particularly those in the Bible Belt.
4) Erect re-education camps to convert heterosexuals.
5) Establish breeding gulags to feed our desire for a continuous stream of prepubescent love slaves.
6) Force all churches to embrace Unitarian-Universalism.
7) Turn the Internet into a bastion of homo/lesbo love.
8) Get beauty rest to prevent wrinkles and gray hair caused by the stress of plotting for world domination.
gertie
12-07-2004, 12:51 AM
to accept and to be accepted for the individual and the merits of such.
fill the world with peace, love, joy, happiness, harmony, and hope.
love much and laugh often.
to find my own inner peace.
SageDreamer
12-07-2004, 04:35 PM
My agenda is to do everything I can to spread enlightenment. As a teacher, my goal is to expose my students to the widest world possible...because they're living in it.
SelfControl
12-07-2004, 05:08 PM
To be as indistinguishable from anyone else as possible.
Taylor
12-08-2004, 02:28 AM
the homosexual agenda:
1) Assume complete control of federal, state and local governments. Refurbish Oval Office. Move headquarters to Christopher Street.
2) Break down children's natural resistance to homosexuality through the musical video "That's Homosexuality!"
3) Petition for recognition of homosexual marriages, thus destroying all healthy heterosexual unions, particularly those in the Bible Belt.
4) Erect re-education camps to convert heterosexuals.
5) Establish breeding gulags to feed our desire for a continuous stream of prepubescent love slaves.
6) Force all churches to embrace Unitarian-Universalism.
7) Turn the Internet into a bastion of homo/lesbo love.
8) Get beauty rest to prevent wrinkles and gray hair caused by the stress of plotting for world domination.Yeah, thats about right.
but you forgot the exposing of all of the celebrities still in the closet (Tom Cruise, Cindy Crawford, Richard Gere, Jodie Foster... blah blah blah)
Also, sorry guys but seeing as I'm jewish I've also got that whole jews control all the money in the world kind of agenda... but there are nice jewish gay boys too... and gay girls... woop
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