I love to Masterbate

[lanalou]

Even though i get sex almost everyday i still love to masterbate..the orgasm is somewhat different....anyone else??

[tom]

There are two types of people in this world. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not masturbating.

[Jetblack]

i mastrubate an upwards of 5+ times a day "sex can wait mastrubate" hell yes

[beachbum7]

Who doesn't masturbate?

[Skelter]

i rarely/never masturbate

[NatureFreak412]

Man I am still paranoid about that... like its gonna give me bad karma

[Spinner]

Masturbating, OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonbeam7]

Who doesn't enjoy it?:D

[-GOD-]

Lanalou -

I feel we are getting off on the wrong foot here.

Do you also eat apples?

I once kicketh the ass out of paradise of Adam because he fucketh with my apples.

Why do you kids always enjoy doing the things I don't want you to?

Is this a way to treat me?

I'd have made a commandments about not eating rocks and the next thing I'd know is that you kids would make rock burgers. Is it a wonder if thy God has so many white pubic hairs?

[show_girl]

i can't count how often i do it and words can't explain how much i love it.

[show_girl]

i rarely/never masturbate
i think you lie

[Dr. Lecter]

I like to masturbate because I can go at my own pace, not worry about pleasing someone else - and I suffer from premature ejaculation, so at least when I'm masturbating, there's no embarrassment.

[marquee]

hmmm... if i was getting sex everyday i think i might cut down on my 10 jerk-offs a week schedule.

[Duckie]

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[Jennifer19]

Masterbate can be fun http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_206.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001)

[Mike9]

i can't count how often i do it and words can't explain how much i love it.
need a hand or a mouth:D