View Full Version : what is your shag percentile?
showmet
11-30-2004, 11:33 PM
Following on from the threads Who has met who? (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14694) and How many members? (http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44979&page=1&pp=10) I think we need to work out the shag percentage we have going on here...
Instructions
First add up the total number of forum members you have met. Then add up the total number of forum members you have had sex with.
Next, divide the number of forumers you've slept with by the number you have met. Multiply the answer by 100, and you have your shag percentile.
Easy as that:H
Remember, kids:
(forumers you have sexed) x 100 = shag percentile
(forumers you have met)
Announce your result in the thread if you like, or remain anonymous, the choice is yours...
moominmamma
11-30-2004, 11:40 PM
(forumers you have sexed) x 100 = shag percentile
(forumers you have met)
The thing is Mr Showmet I haven't had any problems guessing the sex of the forumers that I have met "( forumers you have sexed)".............perchance do you mean "forumers you have had sex with?"
Dandelion_Blood
11-30-2004, 11:52 PM
Heey i get less of a percentage than some because i only slept with one person and i met loads.. cheeky
showmet
12-01-2004, 12:04 AM
Heey i get less of a percentage than some because i only slept with one person and i met loads.. cheeky
That's the joy of statistical analysis!:p
And Mrs Moomin, stop being pedantic ... I meant sexed as in *dons swedish accent* I really want to sex you, baby.
moominmamma
12-01-2004, 12:10 AM
And Mrs Moomin, stop being pedantic ... I meant sexed as in *dons swedish accent* I really want to sex you, baby.
Hmmm that lemsip has affected you....I thought you were finnish.
Claire
12-01-2004, 12:18 AM
Hmmm that lemsip has affected you....I thought you were finnish.:p
As I have not 'sexed' anyone on't these forums I hereby request sexual favours from all and sundry to get a 'shag percentile' of any worth.
If you won't do it for me...DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!
:p
Claire
12-01-2004, 01:21 AM
As I have not 'sexed' anyone on't these forums I hereby request sexual favours from all and sundry to get a 'shag percentile' of any worth.
If you won't do it for me...DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!
:pok:cool: :p
pixie moon madness
12-01-2004, 01:56 AM
well if my country needs me...............
Claire
12-01-2004, 02:11 AM
well if my country needs me...............threesome:eek: :p
pixie moon madness
12-01-2004, 02:49 AM
is he fit???
more importantly has he got a big cock, if im gonna watch him fuck u i wanna see him doing some damage :P
Claire
12-01-2004, 02:55 AM
is he fit???
more importantly has he got a big cock, if im gonna watch him fuck u i wanna see him doing some damage :Pewww...*shocked.look*:p ;)
Can I film it? (for research purposes only of course) :p
Anyway I prefer the rate I get when I work it out with forumers that I want to have sex with :p
Dandelion_Blood
12-01-2004, 10:40 AM
0% ere.
cummon then.. who's the slapper with 81%..... has Sal answered already? :p
mwahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Hahaha, i bet it is Sal!! Or maybe... :eek: sooomeone else ... but whoo ooh whoo? Fess up sex crazed fool?
Ellie-Rose
12-01-2004, 04:23 PM
I do believe mine came to 10.9%.. But I'm a bit of a dunce and may have done it wrong :rolleyes:
Alomiakoda
12-01-2004, 05:03 PM
Hahaha, i bet it is Sal!! Or maybe... :eek: sooomeone else ... but whoo ooh whoo? Fess up sex crazed fool?
Maybe it's your bloke :p
He hasn't met many of us :X
ok:cool: :p
Aren't you going to resist just a little?;)
Much more exciting for filming otherwise Paul will have to join in and he's not my type!:p
Aren't you going to resist just a little?;)
Much more exciting for filming otherwise Paul will have to join in and he's not my type!:pDamn ... and I thought you were flirting with me the other day :p
Damn ... and I thought you were flirting with me the other day :p
:& I was in no state to flirt with either man nor beast the other day!!:H
pixie moon madness
12-01-2004, 10:53 PM
i fess up :P
Zeitgeist
03-26-2005, 11:50 PM
Whoo! 33%
TheNewt
04-12-2005, 08:56 PM
humph....Zilch!
i feel like such a prude.
Dandelion_Blood
04-24-2005, 07:23 PM
question - what if people sleep with more people then the percentile is wrong.. and you research is flawed.. i recon there should be a recount.. hehe.. see whose beeen up to more no goood since last they voted
lenore
04-24-2005, 11:13 PM
pixie moon i dont think its just the one! there are quite a few sex crazed loons roaming the planes of our forums! :.
lenore
04-24-2005, 11:29 PM
humph....Zilch!
i feel like such a prude.p.s.http://hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif i too am zilch, and i too fell like tremendous prude...although have only met few forumers, and that was before i knew they were forumers...hmm
rainbow dew
05-18-2005, 12:04 PM
wow, hipforums really has turned into a speed dating sex crazed service.....!!when i first joined here, i never thought id end up meeting any of you weirdos, never mind sleeping with some of you....eeek! scary thoughts.... and i thought this place was a nice place:rolleyes: oh im so naieve!
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Power_13
05-18-2005, 10:15 PM
question - what if people sleep with more people then the percentile is wrong.. and you research is flawed.. i recon there should be a recount.. hehe.. see whose beeen up to more no goood since last they voted
(Edit) Misunderstood the question, sorry :p
Smartie.uk
05-19-2005, 12:06 AM
my shag projectile.. is a average amount of a peculiar liquid... i only ever see it occaionally... and im trying to noarrow it down by making a list of what im doing at the time i see it.
so far the results are very interesting
Peace-Phoenix
05-20-2005, 02:05 PM
wow, hipforums really has turned into a speed dating sex crazed service.....!!when i first joined here, i never thought id end up meeting any of you weirdos, never mind sleeping with some of you....eeek! scary thoughts.... and i thought this place was a nice place:rolleyes: oh im so naieve!
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Ahh, the innocent old days of 2001 on the forums, I remember them well....
PinkMoon
05-21-2005, 03:41 PM
sal you may remember the days of 2001 but im pretty sure for you they werent innocent!remember your lover christianschick?
rainbow dew
05-21-2005, 07:23 PM
ha ha ha!! i remember them well.... and to think i thought sal was great when i first joined and looked up to him too.... ah how times change:p
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showmet
05-21-2005, 07:42 PM
and to think i thought sal was great when i first joined and looked up to him too.... ah how times change:p
Haha ... in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king;)
Ellie-Rose
05-22-2005, 10:21 PM
The poems of christians chick... do I dare go into the archives and paste them into these ones:p
Claire
05-22-2005, 10:25 PM
The poems of christians chick... do I dare go into the archives and paste them into these ones:p
Oh yes let's :)
PinkMoon
05-22-2005, 11:27 PM
if you guys dont i will;)
Power_13
05-22-2005, 11:29 PM
Whaddaya mean "the poems of christians chick's"...later on in the same thread she admitted she didn't write them :p
Claire
05-22-2005, 11:30 PM
Oh someone put me out of my missery and post em lol
Power_13
05-22-2005, 11:55 PM
http://www.hipforums.com/viewarchive.php3?FID=40&TID=24602&year=2001
Claire
05-23-2005, 12:02 AM
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Power_13
05-23-2005, 12:09 AM
Looks like it had the font colour code in the URL as well. I've removed the fancy formatting, try the link now :)
Power_13 - putting the "eck" into "tecknical" :D
Claire
05-23-2005, 12:18 AM
Have you ever:
Have you ever loved some one and they havent loved you?
Have you ever felt dying and wonderd what to do?
Have you Ever loooked into their eyes and said a little prayer?
Have you looked into their heart and wished you were there?.
So when i say dont fall in love. you'll be hurt before your through .Believe me Peace Pheonix i should know , i fell in love with you..
I am a tree hugger Freak and iam proud of it!
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dapablo
05-23-2005, 12:52 AM
Give him some Peace :)
Peace-Phoenix
05-23-2005, 04:09 AM
Oh dear, that was a deeply traumatic experience, and these are horrific repressed memories you are bringing up. But while we're on that topic, I'd like everyone to note, that this very same ChristiansChick/NP wanted to have lesbian sex with Katherine....
HippyFreek2004
05-23-2005, 05:37 AM
:X Only one other person knows for sure...:p
monosphere
05-23-2005, 07:40 AM
Umm... how do you change your vote?
Power_13
05-23-2005, 07:58 AM
Oh dear, that was a deeply traumatic experience, and these are horrific repressed memories you are bringing up. But while we're on that topic, I'd like everyone to note, that this very same ChristiansChick/NP wanted to have lesbian sex with Katherine.... Dude, I don't think there's a person she *didn't* try to get sex with :p
Haha...can you imagine her, bouncing up and down...gasping and moaning in that accent...and then reaching orgasm and screaming "LOL HUGGS!!!!!"
Mummy, I don't want my imagination any more :(
PinkMoon
05-23-2005, 06:58 PM
Oh dear, that was a deeply traumatic experience, and these are horrific repressed memories you are bringing up. But while we're on that topic, I'd like everyone to note, that this very same ChristiansChick/NP wanted to have lesbian sex with Katherine....
prove it:P I dont remember this but there's plenty of evidence of your affairs on the forums:)
Peace-Phoenix
05-23-2005, 07:07 PM
Plenty of evidence that I turned down her oh so seductive offers too:p
dear god if i ever write stuff like that, shoot me with exploding bullets :eek:
Peace-Phoenix
05-27-2005, 07:24 AM
You'll be up against the wall straight away, and not in the way you'd like;)
why isnt she on here anymore?
lets bring her back! :D
actually wait...would she kill me? :confused:
Peace-Phoenix
05-29-2005, 07:39 PM
Yes :&
Power_13
05-29-2005, 08:46 PM
why isnt she on here anymore? I (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11790) have (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10109) no (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4524) idea (http://www.hipforums.com/viewarchive.php3?TID=147449&pagenumber=1&year=2004)
(Edit) I was planning on doing this with a different link on every single letter. But frankly, having to look for just four different posts of hers gave me a headache. I'm going to cry in a corner now :(
(Another edit) Damn I used to be a comedic genius back then. Foaly Sholes? The edited "hipforums are broken and it's all your fault" post? Why can't I be as funny as that anymore? :(
Claire
05-29-2005, 10:43 PM
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10109
ooo that thread is till open hehehe
Power_13
05-29-2005, 11:08 PM
That thread just proves what I said about me being funnier than I am today.
"Odnt" is a contraction of the word "odent", which means "to make something up"
And the missing post 31...that was just class. Venomous, spiteful, but still class :p. I took a screenshot of it ages ago, but lost it when I had to wipe the disk :(
PinkMoon
05-29-2005, 11:21 PM
Oh...resisting the urge to post on that therad..dont want to bring back posts of 'her'
And taz i don tthink she would kill you...she was exceedingly nice to me when started going out with sal...i say nice....she just didnt talk to me...
Peace-Phoenix
05-30-2005, 12:58 AM
By the way, Mr Cheesegrater, have you noticed that her character Micheal on her comedy page is based on you? There's even a little picture of you next to it! Welcome to her shrine of darkness!
http://www.freewebs.com/gothic-dreams/comicworksofart.htm (http://www.freewebs.com/gothic-dreams/comicworksofart.htm)
Power_13
05-30-2005, 01:26 AM
Yeah, I know. She actually phoned me up during the entire Jaming (Josie-flaming) thing to ask me if I wanted to be in it. I'm pretty sure she said that one of her motives was to get back at Josie for screwing her over.
I said yes because, quite frankly, I was scared for my life. Also, at one point I asked her who she was (without the spelling mistakes and numberus "lol" points, she's quite difficult to identify). I'll never forget the thick Liverpudlian-accented scream of "IT'S ANTONIA!!" ripping my ear off :(
Peace-Phoenix
05-30-2005, 02:15 AM
THREE YEARS!
Power_13
05-30-2005, 10:32 AM
Haha, what I couldn't believe was the drawing she did of the meeting a while after.
The caption was something like "The Princess meets Sal and Katz, and they moan at her some more" with you and Katz looking at her funny and her looking all stressed. What the buggery?
I still reckon the best drawing involving her involved NP, Josie and a fucking big brick wall :p
fountains of nay
06-18-2005, 06:16 PM
me had no sex with members. Oh well.
sensualerotica
11-05-2005, 05:51 PM
me neither :)
gingerness
08-05-2007, 05:37 AM
ive met 0 members and therefor "sexed" no members so i dont know what percentage tthat makes? id like to change both tho :P
thereaperman44
08-05-2007, 05:18 PM
not met or slept with anyone
anyone want to help me out?
PurplePearl
08-16-2007, 04:18 PM
threesome:eek: :p
Hahahah!!:goodevil:
PurplePearl
08-16-2007, 04:19 PM
me had no sex with members. Oh well.
Me neither.
IlUvMuSIc
08-24-2007, 01:39 PM
You people are pretty harsh on that girl. No matter what. When im gone id not want people to talk about me in that way and i doubt you would. Then again, i certainly am NOT starting a romance on here especially not with sal so im hopefully in the clear. (thats assuming Sal is Peace-Phoenix) Reminds me why I'll never show anyone my drawings.
Moral of the story: Treat others how youd want to be treated.
This isnt very dirty.
My percentile O%!!! WOO ME!!! Ive a VIRGIN!! Plus ive never met anyone on here knowingly either.
thereaperman44
08-26-2007, 03:12 PM
life is full of morals....
now get filthy!
Power_13
04-25-2008, 04:21 PM
You people are pretty harsh on that girl. No matter what. When im gone id not want people to talk about me in that way and i doubt you would. Then again, i certainly am NOT starting a romance on here especially not with sal so im hopefully in the clear. (thats assuming Sal is Peace-Phoenix) Reminds me why I'll never show anyone my drawings.
Moral of the story: Treat others how youd want to be treated.
This isnt very dirty.
My percentile O%!!! WOO ME!!! Ive a VIRGIN!! Plus ive never met anyone on here knowingly either. You honestly, really have to know her. Trust me on this.
lithium
04-26-2008, 01:26 AM
I am incredibly proud of this thread
Peace-Phoenix
04-26-2008, 04:23 AM
You honestly, really have to know her. Trust me on this.Trust Power_13, he speaks the truth....
SelfControl
04-26-2008, 01:05 PM
I gots 0%. I think I can get it lower. Anyone wanna help me out with that?
Adamist
04-26-2008, 01:06 PM
How the hell is the UK getting laid and I'm not?
SelfControl
04-26-2008, 01:08 PM
I guess between the tea drinking and the croquet we managed to find the time.
Adamist
04-26-2008, 01:19 PM
If I come all the way across the pond to visit ya'll,
I'm going to expect one non-stop orgy of unimaginable debauchery.
Just letting you British ladies know now, so you can be prepared to satisfy your country's tourism demands... when the time cumz. ;)
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but who can you do for your country!"
Peace-Phoenix
04-26-2008, 05:47 PM
I gots 0%. I think I can get it lower. Anyone wanna help me out with that?Meeting no one and shagging no one could also be interpreted as 100%....
SelfControl
04-26-2008, 06:07 PM
Meeting no one and shagging no one could also be interpreted as 100%....
Cheating the stats = better than sex?
While I haven't met anyone from the forum that I know of, I'm considering the possibility that someone I know may use the forum. I do know someone who used to use this forum from another forum, so I consider that, like, 0.001 of meeting them. Either way, I'm realistic, not pessimistic.
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