Titwank

[Samhain]

Is my new favourite word
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[HippyFreek2004]

hehehehe...funnyness....

Holly

[honeyhannah]

Is my new favourite word
S lol that's a radass word!

[Samhain]

lol that's a radass word!

so what does radass mean then? :rolleyes:
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[clockworkorangeagain]

it's def a nice one... i made up fuckstickle...but you have to say it like - fuckstickool, cos i am...i dunno, what am i saying?

[honeyhannah]

it's def a nice one... i made up fuckstickle...but you have to say it like - fuckstickool, cos i am...i dunno, what am i saying? umm...:confused:

radass means cool as hell, but i have claim to that word

[Samhain]

umm...:confused:

radass means cool as hell, but i have claim to that word

Ok I won't use it, sounds to much like radish for my likeing ;)
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[moonshyne]

umm...:confused:

radass means cool as hell, but i have claim to that word
You're too young to lay claim to that word. :p

nah nah

[honeyhannah]

You're too young to lay claim to that word. :p

nah nah well compared 2 u i guess so, ;)

[John221]

Is my new favourite word
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Groovy; you know, I always thought it was two words "tit" and "wank" or that it was hyphenated like this: Tit-wank.

[moonshyne]

well compared 2 u i guess so, ;)
that's right.

Know your role, biatch :p ;) http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Morna]

wow, i haven't heard that one in a while, thank-you for breathing life into titwank.

[Beach Bum]

combining yours and mine:

titwankfalooba...i like it lol

[Samhain]

Groovy; you know, I always thought it was two words "tit" and "wank" or that it was hyphenated like this: Tit-wank.
now look don't split hairs or you'll make me regret that rep I gave you the other day
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[Samhain]

combining yours and mine:

titwankfalooba...i like it lol
Combining yours and mine ok then, oh sorry you ment our words
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[warmhandedcanadian]

sam made up this word?

[Samhain]

sam made up this word?
the more things change the more they stay the same, mind you, it wasn't soapy in them days
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[warmhandedcanadian]

ohhh so it was a dry and rashy titwank?

[Samhain]

ohhh so it was a dry and rashy titwank?
you know i read my past posts and i reckon i sound like a two year old
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[warmhandedcanadian]

I reckon you sound like a cowgirl.

[warmhandedcanadian]

double post please dont ban me

[Samhain]

I reckon you sound like a cowgirl.why?
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[crummyrummy]

I would never ban you WHC

[warmhandedcanadian]

why?
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the word "reckon" has a southern twang in my opinion..... either a cowgirl or Britney Spears.

I would never ban you WHC
cause you could never be a mod as you have been banned too many times to count?

[mynameiskc]

i say reckon...

[warmhandedcanadian]

woah ... "reckon", that's so ..... american.

[warmhandedcanadian]

woah ... "reckon", that's so ..... american.

[mynameiskc]

i reckon you're being redundant

[mynameiskc]

from the Middle English reknen, from Old English gerecenian, to recount, arrange; see reg- in Indo-European roots.

[warmhandedcanadian]

i reckon you're being redundant

here we go again with your big words.

:patriot: :rolleyes:

[crummyrummy]

cause you could never be a mod as you have been banned too many times to count?just twice

[Samhain]

from the Middle English reknen, from Old English gerecenian, to recount, arrange; see reg- in Indo-European roots.
oh stop showing off!

[crummyrummy]

*stops playing bugle while unicycling in a bathtub*
ok

[mynameiskc]

oh stop showing off!i can't help it if dictionary.com is the best porn on the net.

[crummyrummy]

that is the saddest truth ever

[mynameiskc]

amen, brother.

[daisymae]

I don't use any fancy words.

[mynameiskc]

i reckon y'all mean "fayncie werds."

[Samhain]

i reckon y'all mean "fayncie werds."
breastmasterbate

doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
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[daisymae]

How about boobiejerk?

[Samhain]

How about boobiejerk?
ladybumpspunkpump
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[Tree-Hugger]

I stole my friends' phrase of butt hurt, and knuckle dragger. So if I hurt someone's feelings I usually say they were acting butt hurt. And if a guy is trying to unleash his inner neanderthal I say he is a knuckle dragger.

[mynameiskc]

breastmasterbate

doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
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breasturbate?

[Samhain]

breasturbate?
thats a good one, just don't feel a tit saying it!
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[mynameiskc]

i was pondering the troubles i have with the mechanics of breasturbating with dave. my boobs are big, but they don't mash together well and certainly don't envelope the male member or fold over properly. they're like big fake boobies. it sucks.

[Samhain]

i was pondering the troubles i have with the mechanics of breasturbating with dave. my boobs are big, but they don't mash together well and certainly don't envelope the male member or fold over properly. they're like big fake boobies. it sucks.
its nothing to do with the size of his knob?
:leaving:

[mynameiskc]

nah. he's not the first to want to try. big, small, doesn't matter. my boobs just don't do that. and once you get them nicely greased up, they're too hard to hold onto to maintain the friction. yeah, my boobs look okay, but they're totally useless.

[Samhain]

nah. he's not the first to want to try. big, small, doesn't matter. my boobs just don't do that. and once you get them nicely greased up, they're too hard to hold onto to maintain the friction. yeah, my boobs look okay, but they're totally useless.
you know all the guys (and some girls) are bending over their comps chanting 'go onnnnnnn'
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[mynameiskc]

i can't imagine why, i'm feeling sorta clinical about the whole concept.

[ihmurria]

you know all the guys (and some girls) are bending over their comps chanting 'go onnnnnnn'
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Ahaahha I'm just jealous, I've never even gotten to try breasturbating someone :tongue:

[Samhain]

Ahaahha I'm just jealous, I've never even gotten to try breasturbating someone :tongue:
well if i'm ever in the neighbourhood!!
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[ihmurria]

well if i'm ever in the neighbourhood!!
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Hahahahah, as if I wasn't already after enough men, now we gotta throw a gay man from the UK into the mix? Lol! *ruggles*

[mynameiskc]

what's a ruggle?

[ihmurria]

what's a ruggle?
like a very vigorous huggle
but I like the sounds of it better. Less... floofy

[mynameiskc]

really? i think ruggle sounds very cutesy. not that that makes it bad, just, precious.

[ihmurria]

really? i think ruggle sounds very cutesy. not that that makes it bad, just, precious.
oh, it's cutesy for sure. But less gag-inducing than huggle. Well, to me at least. *shrugs*

[Samhain]

oh, it's cutesy for sure. But less gag-inducing than huggle. Well, to me at least. *shrugs*
I think soapy tit wanking is the gayest straight sex you can get, sex for the metrasexual in ones life
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[mynameiskc]

oh, it's cutesy for sure. But less gag-inducing than huggle. Well, to me at least. *shrugs*you know what would be perfect? *NOOGIES!!!*

[ruski]

ahhhhh but is it said tit-wank or ti-twank?

[King James]

that word makes me wanna fart

[mynameiskc]

ahhhhh but is it said tit-wank or ti-twank?
i assumed TITwank.

[clockworkorangeagain]

What about Fuck-stain?

I admit i use that word way too much, i think it has a lovely ring to it in such lines as "U were only ever meant to be a fuckstain", or "I hate that guy, he is such a fuckstain".....mmm always satiating. :)

[Samhain]

What about Fuck-stain?

I admit i use that word way too much, i think it has a lovely ring to it in such lines as "U were only ever meant to be a fuckstain", or "I hate that guy, he is such a fuckstain".....mmm always satiating. :)
wankstain's better!
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[clockworkorangeagain]

no it's not. ur wrong u bloody fuckstain! ;)



mmm the bloody made it much more gorey! yay :)

[Samhain]

no it's not. ur wrong u bloody fuckstain! ;)



mmm the bloody made it much more gorey! yay :)
ok try it again, with more attitude with 'wankstain' and see how it feels
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[clockworkorangeagain]

ok try it again, with more attitude with 'wankstain' and see how it feels
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hmmm i tried it in my head...i think it especially works with the bloody...V nice!

[Samhain]

hmmm i tried it in my head...i think it especially works with the bloody...V nice!
which one do you like best?
that really does sound disgusting!
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[ruski]

ti-twank might confuse the idiots tho. u could say it without being found out....

[warmhandedcanadian]

I am pro-breasterbation .... except if its hard to do as with KC , its all good clean fun.

[clockworkorangeagain]

which one do you like best?
that really does sound disgusting!
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i like fuckstain best...but wankstain is better with the "bloody"
maybe we should make a poll..and see what others think? :) hehehe

[Samhain]

I've collaberated with clockworkorangeagain in creating this poll, I hope your all moved
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[warmhandedcanadian]

yeah my bowels just moved.

[Samhain]

yeah my bowels just moved.
unless its bloody you've got no right mentioning it
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