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11-26-2004, 09:51 AM
i was really bored one day and came up with this (arlia's read it before) forgive me for this useless rant :)
ok here goes:
one day as i was hopping over the moon i met bob the cow, he just so happened to be smoking pot with elvis. of course what he did not realise that the king was dead, so i slapped him and then milked bob. as i noticed the hurt of rejection on bob spanky the monkey came along with his magic grapefruit. "hi scott w(me)! hi bob! what you got there?"
bob *sniff sniff* "elvis won't talk to me"
so spanky slapped bob too and then said "worry not, with my magic grapefruit i shall bring him into motion! just close your eyes first"
the trick failed.
the pain was too much for bob so he skipped off to tokyo.
i didn't like spanky so i punched him and broke his grapefruit. then i went for a walk in the sky..........and a great light came and behold! kate beckinsale was there.
wegotmarriedmadeamillionbabiesandliveddhappilyever after
the end
ok here goes:
one day as i was hopping over the moon i met bob the cow, he just so happened to be smoking pot with elvis. of course what he did not realise that the king was dead, so i slapped him and then milked bob. as i noticed the hurt of rejection on bob spanky the monkey came along with his magic grapefruit. "hi scott w(me)! hi bob! what you got there?"
bob *sniff sniff* "elvis won't talk to me"
so spanky slapped bob too and then said "worry not, with my magic grapefruit i shall bring him into motion! just close your eyes first"
the trick failed.
the pain was too much for bob so he skipped off to tokyo.
i didn't like spanky so i punched him and broke his grapefruit. then i went for a walk in the sky..........and a great light came and behold! kate beckinsale was there.
wegotmarriedmadeamillionbabiesandliveddhappilyever after
the end