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bird_migration
05-09-2004, 07:00 AM
Any suggestions?

SharyBobbins
05-09-2004, 07:05 AM
possibly me? jk

BraveSirRubin
05-09-2004, 07:57 AM
Grainola


or


ChiefCowPiss

osiris
05-09-2004, 08:56 AM
skip. lol.

much love :)

nimh
05-09-2004, 09:03 AM
eurpancreas is working for the propaganda machine

We_All_Shine_On
05-09-2004, 04:19 PM
I'd say skip cuz he's smart enough to be running the whole thing, and everyone trusts him, therefore freely giving him any information.He watches over us all. (like an angel, or a hawk, you decide:p )

mynameiskc
05-10-2004, 01:07 AM
someone obvious simply because they're so well, obvious. like hippiehillbilly.

Sebbi
05-10-2004, 03:24 PM
Probably Osiris, but he was meant to spy on a cult's forum, but he ended in the wrong place and decided to spy on us.

Either that or JesusWasAmonkey.

osiris
05-10-2004, 05:03 PM
lol. you caught me. i am a sextuple agent. care to guess as to which countries employ me?

"some people risk to employ me...
some people live to destroy me.
either way they die... THEY DIE!"
-megadeth, holy wars... and the punishment due
much love :)

Maggie Sugar
05-10-2004, 05:23 PM
I've been accused, not once, but TWICE of being a CIA or DEA agent (DEA yeah, sure LOL) because I disagreed with someone on the Politics forum. LOL.

antithesis
05-10-2004, 06:06 PM
I think I was accused of being an agent once, either that or I am imaginining things again....

Either way, it might be true though.

Dolphin~Rider
05-10-2004, 07:17 PM
I'm busted. It's me, Agent 00Dolphin~Rider. I'm gonna confiscate all of your dope. Just PM me for the address to send it to. LOL

Graham
05-10-2004, 08:27 PM
peace-phoniex just has to be one.. hes to ... nice girrrr

Incubus
05-11-2004, 05:47 AM
Pablo - no doubt

Pablo
05-11-2004, 09:42 PM
Ive finaly been mentioned in the Hip awards forum, im so honored. Is this cause of my piggy icon?

I think every single person here is a government agent, trying to spy on hippes, and only finding incriminating stuff other agents said as hippys to bait hippys into saying incriminating stuff.

Professor Jumbo
05-12-2004, 04:58 AM
What if everybody here is an agent but we are all so top secret that we don't know of each other as agents. That would be some fun now wouldn't it?

DarkLunacy
05-12-2004, 05:14 AM
Anyone on the pychedelic forum asking to buy drugs from us....

migle
05-12-2004, 09:00 PM
the matrix is everywhere. it's what you see, what you smell...

matrix has you

Fleassy
05-12-2004, 09:00 PM
I'd say
Peace_phoenix cos he smells like an agent..

or Johnny2mad cos no real person has that many stories... and he DOES have the Bear Mafia working for him... :S

Or.. Dandelion... cos shes just too cute :p

Pablo
05-12-2004, 09:14 PM
Wow thats just strange, me and my girlfriend are 2 of 5 people brought up as seeming to be government agents, in two unrealated posts by people who dont know we know eachother. there must be something about us. Maybe we should be mulder and scully next halloween

Mui
05-13-2004, 01:39 AM
Atlas
or whatever his new name is

mariecstasy
05-14-2004, 10:02 PM
Booshnoogs

geckopelli
05-21-2004, 05:43 PM
If I named my nominee, than I'd have too worry about spotting his/her/its replacement!

Brocktoon
05-30-2004, 01:31 AM
I think we all know its Skip (aka S.K.i.P.) ;)

I would suggest Juiceman3000 was either a renegade agent or else someone too close to the truth (or exposing it)

Notice - Juiceman3000 kept re-appearing Despite IP blocking, then immediately following the penultimate banning the site went down.

I leave you with this - EllisDtrip rhymes with..

:O

Pablo
05-30-2004, 04:29 AM
I agree that i am most likely a government agent in disguise, i act like im ok wit anything so as to gain trust, i make obvious typing errors, i change personalitys often, and this is obviously a ploy to make it seem like im not a agent by saying that act like one, or is what i just said a ploy, or is this?

WayfaringStranger
05-30-2004, 04:32 AM
im the pot police. so smoke your pot with me, polleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaseeee.:p

raven23
05-31-2004, 12:06 AM
FEARFEARFEARFEAR!!!


It's a little known fact that people who worry about government agents are most likely to be subject to random surviellance and persecution. You manifest your fears. No, seriously, you do. Just wait.

FREE
05-31-2004, 10:05 AM
ooooh thats me,im in the navy

wheres my award!

booshnoogs
06-01-2004, 09:54 PM
Booshnoogs
YAY!!!

It was sweet of you to think of me. :)

mariecstasy
06-01-2004, 10:02 PM
YAY!!!

It was sweet of you to think of me. :)

WELL you are quite unforgetable

booshnoogs
06-01-2004, 10:29 PM
Yes, being memorably was part of my spy training.

Bug_Man
06-01-2004, 10:31 PM
Spy this bushnuts!

booshnoogs
06-01-2004, 10:33 PM
*spies this*

There ya go, consider it spied.

mynameiskc
06-01-2004, 10:48 PM
what'd you see, boosh? i missed it!

booshnoogs
06-01-2004, 11:08 PM
It would have been very easy to miss, KC. So don't feel bad. I can only assume that Bug_Man is very very cold.

geckopelli
06-03-2004, 01:45 AM
I've been re-reading this thread.

Maggie Sugar is cool- I can tell.

So is bossnhogs.

And if you insult KC I'll bitch-slap you.

Day Dreamer
06-03-2004, 02:15 AM
this site was actually shut down by the government to prevent spread of radical ideas. The government decided to reopen the site in order to monitor the activities of people who think "more then they should"... everyone of the moderators are FBI.... :)

geckopelli
06-03-2004, 02:17 AM
King's pawn to King four.

Day Dreamer
06-03-2004, 04:39 AM
"As you probably know, our hosting company screwed up our database, so we decided to go ahead with this upgrade at last."

good story to coverup the government takeover.

Brocktoon
06-03-2004, 10:44 AM
Since no one seemed to notice before let me try again.
(Do I have to spell it out??)

Find out what the initials S.K.I.P. stand for and there is your answer.

BTW.. since no one 'got it' or cared to.. Skip rhymes with EllisDtripp.

BTW... The constantly banned Juiceman3000/KingKong/SuperJews was always antagonising and 'scaring off' who?

Drug growers/users
Ultra-liberalists
Anti-Social 'Humanist types'
Activist Gay types.

Think people.. think...

Pablo
06-03-2004, 04:48 PM
Secret Kabala Internet Police?

Subversive Killing Internet Patrol?

Thethirdbenjamin
06-03-2004, 09:15 PM
LoL..............

My first guess whould be skip

but i just bumped into a user named Niraj Aryal its like he/she is starting a thread trying to understand why people dislike america and bush

do i suspect infiltration of a goverment agent trying alter people views pertending to be a normal user online????

mynameiskc
06-03-2004, 10:03 PM
i'm so shocked that my blatant ignorance of politics hasn't made me a candidate.

NatureFreak412
06-03-2004, 11:47 PM
Secret Knowledge International Police

A Clockwork Orange*
06-03-2004, 11:49 PM
Sex-mad, Kinky, Internet, Pervert

lover/young_peace
06-04-2004, 02:39 AM
i'm so shocked that my blatant ignorance of politics hasn't made me a candidate.
kc dont like commies... hes a politico....

no no no.... ireally was just about to nominate you kc because anybody who loves donkeys must be a copper....

wait i make no sense HAHAHAHA

ok i admit im a little politico who got bored of the doughnut shop. My copper friends at Krispy Kreme hate me because i fart a lot (i have a gastro-intestine problem). Now im trying to make friends with yall. then im gonna use all yer drugs for "evidence" (really ill use them to get back those friends that used to be mad because i got smelly gas) and then ill have yall arrested so i can feel like a big man whos gonna go to heaven. YOU CAUGHT ME!! Mwahha ha ha!


^^^^now that there was blatant ignorance.

mynameiskc
06-04-2004, 05:09 AM
wow. fascinating.

nimh
06-04-2004, 06:44 AM
Since no one seemed to notice before let me try again.
(Do I have to spell it out??)

Find out what the initials S.K.I.P. stand for and there is your answer.


yes
you HAVE to spell it out

Brocktoon
06-04-2004, 08:43 AM
yes
you HAVE to spell it out
Secure Key Interchange Protocol

The clever 'insider' play on words (by law enforcement standards of humour) is that its part of a process of modern internet era 'Skip Tracing'.

Most people over 30 in here will know what 'Skip Tracing' means?

Look for the 'Banned' logo under Brocktoon's name any day now :$

mynameiskc
06-04-2004, 04:11 PM
skip tracers...hehe. i worked for a bail bondsman's office, and we were never allowed to give our office address to anyone, because these guys would show up demanding work on picking up the skivers.

jesuswasamonkey
06-04-2004, 07:35 PM
I've been accused of being a meat industry lobbyist by one strange fellow:p

lover/young_peace
06-06-2004, 10:37 PM
i think its time i offically excuse myself from this conversation..

jiimaan
06-14-2004, 04:24 PM
Have to agree with you on that.

eurpancreas is working for the propaganda machine

o0child_at_nature0o
06-16-2004, 04:18 PM
skip. lol.

much love :)
hey now wud't that be funny haha

Real American
06-18-2004, 03:05 AM
I'm surprised I haven't been nominated yet.

MaxPower
06-18-2004, 04:56 AM
I'm suprised my name hasn'r popped up yet. I've been accused of being an GE lobbyist, a Bush loving conservative and a terrible human being (I'm none of then, except maybe a terrible human being, but how was I supposed to know that eating all the vaccum salesmen and Jehova's witnesses that showed up at my house ws looked down on by society?), but not a secret government agent? Why can't I get the cool job!?

FireQuint
06-18-2004, 05:12 AM
I'm suprised my name hasn'r popped up yet. I've been accused of being an GE lobbyist, a Bush loving conservative and a terrible human being (I'm none of then, except maybe a terrible human being, but how was I supposed to know that eating all the vaccum salesmen and Jehova's witnesses that showed up at my house ws looked down on by society?), but not a secret government agent? Why can't I get the cool job!?You tried to say too much. What are you trying to cover up?

Pressed_Rat
06-18-2004, 06:34 AM
What people should know, that 98.9% of the people here don't, is that several of the higher-ups at this website are members of the Bilderberg Group. As a matter of fact, this website serves as a guise for the Bilderbergs and their secret agenda. Don't ask me how I know, only assume that I am right, without question.

white ginger
06-18-2004, 08:28 AM
I think every single person here is a government agent, trying to spy on hippes, and only finding incriminating stuff other agents said as hippys to bait hippys into saying incriminating stuff.

LOLLERCOASTERS

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

what a metaphor for life.

geckopelli
06-18-2004, 05:51 PM
What people should know, that 98.9% of the people here don't, is that several of the higher-ups at this website are members of the Bilderberg Group. As a matter of fact, this website serves as a guise for the Bilderbergs and their secret agenda. Don't ask me how I know, only assume that I am right, without question.
Don't sweat it!

We at the Tri-Lateral Commision control them.

And there's always the Stone Cutters.

MaxPower
06-18-2004, 10:55 PM
You tried to say too much. What are you trying to cover up?
Nothing at all..........