how many members ...

[showmet]

... of hipforums have you had sex with so far?

Hmm, there should also have been a "9 or more" option and I can't work out how to change the poll, I suppose we'll see if this becomes an issue ... OK a special prize for anyone with a score of "9 or more".:)

[island dweller]

does it count if its more than 9 times....

with a single forumer? :p in which case i might of actually standed a chance...


Heck sal's gonna win anyways!...

[DoktorAtomik]

Heck sal's gonna win anyways!...He's not allowed to count both hands though ;)

[showmet]

does it count if its more than 9 times....

with a single forumer? :p in which case i might of actually standed a chance...
No, I'm afraid not ... it has to be different people. I suppose technically I would have to allow it if you had sex with someone both before and after they had a sex change operation, or perhaps if they had profound memory loss and actually became a different person. I'm not sure about witness protection / relocation programmes whereby the person gets a completely new identity... I'll make a ruling on that issue should the need arise.

Hope this clears it up:)

[Bug*Man]

He's not allowed to count both hands though ;)

But if he happens to be making love to both hands at the same time, we gotta admire him for that!

[DoktorAtomik]

But if he happens to be making love to both hands at the same time, we gotta admire him for that!True. But the question is, would it be a threesome?

[stardust]

sadly my answer is also none. though if any girls in here want to change that i would be more than happy to help!

peace and love
stardust
xxx

[Peace-Phoenix]

This really puts it in perspective, that the UK forum is actually a hippy dating agency....

[AutumnAuburn]

Oh shoot! I chose the wrong number... Shoulda been 1, but I chose 0... *raspberries*

[Ellie-Rose]

Who has had 4..?. *looks shocked*

[Smartie.uk]

well i have had none... which is not a bad thing.. not saying thats its a good thing, as a lot of you are very lovely and if i had the chance i probably would.. so i think its just a thing.. not good or bad just a thing...


almost managed to convice jon that my lovin was the best a man can get.. but i got too drunk and fell down. so let me just count again.. yep....
none.

[PinkMoon]

hehe i got to vote:)
who would have guessed sal would win eh;)

[Claire]

Oooooh Who was it ? :eek:I know! I know! :O (i think..ponders);)

[Paul]

It wasn't me

[jesikhaviolet]

well i'm new and i've never even MET y'all!

[TARABELLE]

0 and proud of it.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon19.gif

[Claire]

It wasn't medamn my money was on ya!

[island dweller]

damn my money was on ya!
I'm sure you'll all find out sooner or later...

[Ellie-Rose]

I'm sure you'll all find out sooner or later...
You and Sal finally hooked up didn't you? :eek:

[Claire]

You and Sal finally hooked up didn't you? :eek: hahahaha:p

[Alomiakoda]

Mua ha ha.

I know :H

That's because I secretly know everything that's going on :p

[PinkMoon]

i think i know, do i sal?

[kindwoman]

Does cyber sex count? :p

[kier]

Does cyber sex count? :p
:eek:

[island dweller]

As far as i know me and sal are not an item...


for 3 reasons:

1. He doesn't call
2. He leaves the toilet seat up
3. He doesn't make complements enough

:D

[Ellie-Rose]

I feel so out of the loop :eek:

When i get my internet back on Monday I want serious gossip people :eek:

[Claire]

I feel so out of the loop :eek:

When i get my internet back on Monday I want serious gossip people :eek:
consider it done m'laydee;)

[Ellie-Rose]

consider it done m'laydee;)
God bless you muh dearness;)

[Peace-Phoenix]

Honestly, I'm innocent....

[Ellie-Rose]

Honestly, I'm innocent....
I think someone logged into your account for a second there:rolleyes: :eek:

[Peace-Phoenix]

I can't think what you mean....

[Taz]

Honestly, I'm innocent....

You'd better be, grr

[Peace-Phoenix]

You'd better be, grr
Well with everyone else, with you I'm not;)

[Taz]

whatever could you mean :H

[Peace-Phoenix]

whatever could you mean :H
Remember last night:p

[PinkMoon]

*cough*get a room*cough*

[Peace-Phoenix]

*cough*get a room*cough*
OK, see you in a few years then:p

[piscessunlibramoon19]

stardust count me in! never been with another girl but i'd do it. but no, never even met another hipforums member but i'd love to meet every single one of you. Hippies are cool. So are aliens and flowers and froggies.

[PinkMoon]

OK, see you in a few years then:p

haha fine by me :p can i have your glasto ticket then?

[Zeitgeist]

Does it count if they aren't on the new forums?

[Claire]

I'd say so... they're probably around somewhere anyway :p

[Zeitgeist]

Ok make that three then...

[Peace-Phoenix]

Moonie doesn't count, you introduced him to the forums, that's cheating:p

[Zeitgeist]

Damnsit...so they have to have been here first?

Ok one :p

[rainbow dew]

..............:&

N
x

ps *licks....*:p

[Lozi]

Does cyber sex count? :p
i'm pretty sure the count would be higher if cyber sex was included, not that i'm talking from a personal level, and not that i'm not either...:eek:

[Or's well]

Looks like I'm in the majority for a change! I'm new to the forum. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it :o)

[gdhmomchild]

*wanders in, grinz and votes and wanders off....*

[o0child_at_nature0o]

what people are going around taking people from the hip fourms.i hope nobody kiddnaps me!!..........or is that not what you ment

[jerry420]

ive had 2

[Oz!]

erm none.....i didn't realise this place was a knocking shop! :eek:

wot would mother say.......

[wiggy]

zero

but im sure i could change that

[PIXIEFIED]

15

[dapablo]

15
Include that catch ?

[PIXIEFIED]

catch? what ya talking about willis?

[dapablo]

?? Past my bedtime again ??

[PIXIEFIED]

youve totally lost me mate?? i have no idea what your on about heh.

[Claire]

the-answer-is-in-the-eyes-of-the-cosmic-rabbit;)

[PIXIEFIED]

your all fucking nuts.

[DuskBreeze]

I haven't had any. Is there anywhere on here that I can make a wish list?

[PIXIEFIED]

what about under this?

[DuskBreeze]

I think I'd prefer it if someone else went first.

[PIXIEFIED]

hmmm id have to say chaot, hes dreamy.

[PIXIEFIED]

your turn?

[DuskBreeze]

That wasn't much of a list. I don't know people on here well enough to say.

[PIXIEFIED]

if youve had a 3sum with 2 members can you count that as 3??? i think it warrents an extra point.

[piscessunlibramoon19]

geez some of you people are like hipwhores or something! Joking.... Just bored, trying to stay awake so I don't miss my appointment... I have 3 hours left til time to go and I've been up for 24 hours now.... well almost...

[PinkMoon]

:O who has been with 8 people?!

[Zeitgeist]

:O who has been with 8 people?!
A schizophrenic chronic masturbator ;) Best friends with Hipforumer Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

[Power_13]

A schizophrenic chronic masturbator
Who? :eek:

[Zeitgeist]

Who? :eek:
That's what I want to know! :H

[Power_13]

It's certainly not me. And it's not me either.

[SunshineLovePeace]

Just the one. He's the one that showed me these forums in the first place. Best sex of me life :P He doesnt really do much on this forum tho. Just posts pictures of how his dreads are doin LoL.

[PooBrain]

I bet the scores have all changed by now :eek:

[fountains of nay]

zilch...

[Cerebus]

Just the one, but a lovely one. :)

[Harry Tuttle]

zilch...

I can fit you in on thursday? I'll get the towels and ice cream...

[Peace-Phoenix]

Just the one, but a lovely one. :)
:eek: You're a fast worker!

[Cerebus]

Actually, i knew her from another forum, and she showed me this place after we met up. ;)

Takes me a while of chatting on the net with someone before i'd visit them, and although i have many friends on the net now, i don't go sleeping with just any of them...! :p

[Peace-Phoenix]

Still whuppin all yo black asses....

[PooBrain]

It's nothing to be proud of Poonix ;)

[Cerebus]

Sounds like he's on a mission..! ;)

[PinkMoon]

so im guessing Sal won this poll? :P

[erzebet1961]

actually.....none !!!

[Harry Tuttle]

actually.....none !!!
We could meet, maybe make it 1 each ;)

[erzebet1961]

Hahaha........thank you.....Harry........I dont know what to say

[Harry Tuttle]

Hahaha........thank you.....Harry........I dont know what to say
You won't need to say anything.... actions speak louder than words :p

[erzebet1961]

Im shy ...........

[Harry Tuttle]

Im shy ...........
So am I! We have so much in common!

[erzebet1961]

You are sweet !!!!!!

[Harry Tuttle]

:D mmm you too

[erzebet1961]

Hahaha.........not all the time...I have my moments !!!!

[lithium]

Get a roomhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[erzebet1961]

No need for a room...nothing happening here....just killing time is all !!!!!!!!

[Harry Tuttle]

No need for a room...nothing happening here....just killing time is all !!!!!!!!
:)

[fountains of nay]

still none...

[Harry Tuttle]

same here :~[ perhaps I should post.....

[trombonebleu]

none and i'm pretty sure it'll remain that way...

[fountains of nay]

awwwwwwwwww come on mate, live a little! ;)

[Harry Tuttle]

I'll fuck your trombone :P

[fountains of nay]

Naughty Harry! Will you give a little attention to my Bass guitar afterwards? ;)

[trombonebleu]

awwwwwwwwww come on mate, live a little! ;)not out of a lack of desires, just i don't think my wife would care so much if i did....but then again you never know i suppose....

[trombonebleu]

I'll fuck your trombone :Pyou wouldn't be the first...

[Harry Tuttle]

I'd love to, it'll fuck it fretless!

[fountains of nay]

haha naughty naughty. Then I got a flute, clarinet, guitar, harmonica and a keyboard that need seeing to after that!:D

[fountains of nay]

not out of a lack of desires, just i don't think my wife would care so much if i did....but then again you never know i suppose....You never know...gangbanging may be just her sorta thing http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[trombonebleu]

You never know...gangbanging may be just her sorta thing http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifshe does like the ladies...at least looking at them...maybe i'm dreaming...

[fountains of nay]

*hands out number* ;)

[Harry Tuttle]

Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark.... or with the lights on... I love woodwind

[trombonebleu]

can i vote again later if it turns out i'm not dreaming?

[Harry Tuttle]

externalise your internals for a nicer external!

[fountains of nay]

Some of us have got to get lucky...surely!

[Harry Tuttle]

Prague here I come!

[trombonebleu]

group sex in prague?

[fountains of nay]

hehe, I be in Devon at the moment... recovering from the teeth extractions

[fountains of nay]

group sex in prague?ooooooo now that does sound exciting http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Harry Tuttle]

awww poor teefs...

hmmm... Devon is much closer than Prague....

[fountains of nay]

Aye... pretty countryside :D

[trombonebleu]

hmm...group sex in devon then. hooray!

[fountains of nay]

*waits patiently*

[Harry Tuttle]

I'm coming!

[Harry Tuttle]

I came.

[fountains of nay]

:D ooooo don't excite me yet!

[Harry Tuttle]

okay....



we'll

take

it

slooooooowwly





I'll walk there, see you next week :P

[trombonebleu]

*gets out map*

[fountains of nay]

okay....



we'll

take

it

slooooooowwly





I'll walk there, see you next week :P
ooooo I feel naughty now :)

[Harry Tuttle]

I is walkin' fasta

[trombonebleu]

I is walkin' fastaPower Walking to Devon!

with your host Ben Fogle...

[Harry Tuttle]

I's nearly there.......

[fountains of nay]

me too ;)

[Harry Tuttle]

did he say power walking?

[fountains of nay]

I said power shower ;)

[trombonebleu]

power something....

[Harry Tuttle]

I'm there.


anybody home?

nok nok....

[fountains of nay]

Oh yes mate...I'm at home...upstairs, 3rd door on the right!

[trombonebleu]

wow, im in the first door on the right, just past the stairwell...

[fountains of nay]

woah...you really are in my house!
well come on in :D

[Harry Tuttle]

*enters room*

*room dark*

*strips*

*finds lightswitch*

*click*

OMG! you said you were 21!.... oh, sorry, wrong room..... mother....

[fountains of nay]

Shit...my mum doesn't live with us... *turns and stares at her Dad* naughty Dad!

[Harry Tuttle]

Hmmm..... I had no idea your dad was seeing my mum.... 5-some? :P

[fountains of nay]

haha, I think I'll turn that one down. How about we just go to my room?

[Harry Tuttle]

okay, let's sneak out of this sordid mess.....

*tiptoes from potentially bad situation*







*pinches arse*

[fountains of nay]

*jumps and squeals*


ooooo you naughty boy you :)

[Harry Tuttle]

*enters boudoir of nay*

*closes door*... *opens door to let nay in*... *closes door*.

Goodnight all!

[fountains of nay]

nighty night ;)

[Power_13]

Wow. Forum sex. That hasn't happened here for years. Have fun :D


(Mr Tuttle, may I just add that your sig is the funniest thing I've seen all week :p)

[Harry Tuttle]

*opens door to da nay boudoir*

WHEW!!! *wipes brow*

*gets dragged back in by nay*

*door slams*

[fountains of nay]

*giggles come from Nay's room*;)

[Harry Tuttle]

*crawls out*

WHEEEWWW!!! *wipes sweat*

*dragged back in* *groans*

*door slams*



Groundhog Nay? :D

[fountains of nay]

You've got me in the mood now :D

[trombonebleu]

*runs to devon"

[trombonebleu]

*kills thread*

[fountains of nay]

*welcomes trombone with open arms* ;)

[trombonebleu]

*brings wife* ;)

[lithium]

*fap fap fap*

[Ellie-Rose]

*burp*

[Barefoot_Surfer]

Wow. Forum sex. That hasn't happened here for years. Have fun :D
Hmm. I know just the forumer to bring in to really spice things up. He he he.

Goes off with evil world domination type laugh.

Matt

[Peace-Phoenix]

*burp*
You really should have spat....

[fountains of nay]

all these voyeurs have scared off my fun, grrrrr

[trombonebleu]

*draws curtains"
*wife shuts door* ;)

[fountains of nay]

w00t :D

*lots of fun fun fun in Nay's boudoir!*

[Harry Tuttle]

*still tied up and gagged in the "wardrobe of nay"*

[fountains of nay]

hehehe :D

*still playing*

[trombonebleu]

*gets out 'the toy box'*

[fountains of nay]

*gets more excited*

[Harry Tuttle]

*gets cramp* owww!!

[fountains of nay]

*Spanks*

[trombonebleu]

*hands nay the ball gag*

[fountains of nay]

*splutters*

[trombonebleu]

's not for you, but for your friend in the closet...

[fountains of nay]

*takes off mask and puts it on harry in the cupboard*

[trombonebleu]

*hands nay the toy box* :)
*grabs a beer*
*sits back and watches*

[fountains of nay]

*rummages through the box....finds whip* http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[trombonebleu]

*wife makes sure nay knows there's more than one, although the one you've pulled out is a fine one indeed" :)

[fountains of nay]

*finds another...whip poi!*

[trombonebleu]

*grins evil-like*

[fountains of nay]

*has a rest, but whips Harry one last time*

[Harry Tuttle]

*mmmmmphhh*

Harry thanks Madame in a most unusual way.... *squelch*

[fountains of nay]

*gives Harry a pat on the bum and a little kiss on the cheek*

[Harry Tuttle]

awww.... *falls into a fitful sleep*

...

...

*dreams of butt-plugs and butter* :P

[fountains of nay]

*has a spliff*

right, who's next?

[lithium]

...

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/leaving.gif

[fountains of nay]

*runs after lith with a lassoo*

[lithium]

yeeeeesh!

[katyismename]

zero... :(

[Harry Tuttle]

Well Katy, sorry, I'm a bit tied up right now :P

[fountains of nay]

yeah, AND I ain't nowhere near finished with you yet

[fountains of nay]

*ties Lith up and returns to Harry*

[Harry Tuttle]

*whimpers*

[fountains of nay]

:beatdeadh :whip: mwahahahahaha

[Harry Tuttle]

.... *two hour orgasm* ....

[fountains of nay]

good boy

[lithium]

*still bound and gagged*

*mmm mmmf mmmmmph mmm mmmmm mm!*

[fountains of nay]

*goes to find some lube*

[trombonebleu]

*hands nay supersized bottle of astro-glide"

[fountains of nay]

*slips on rubber gloves up to the elbow and covers them in lube* ;):D

[lithium]

*muffled screams*

[fountains of nay]

*makes lith rest on his knees bent over*

*slowly rolls hand into fist*

[trombonebleu]

*presses record on the video camera*

[fountains of nay]

*smiles for the camera*

[lithium]

*squeaks*

[fountains of nay]

*hands trombone a whip*

use this when he squeals

[trombonebleu]

*cracks the whip"

the bigger the squeal, the bigger the motion...i'll give you something to squeal about...

[Peace-Phoenix]

*hands trombone a whip*

use this when he squeals
I find throwing turnips at him works best....

[Power_13]

I find throwing turnips at him works best....So he is a Shyguy! Just an outgoing and wildly perverted Shyguy :tongue:

[fountains of nay]

anybody got a turnip to hand?

[lithium]

No! Nurse Nay... not the... nnnn... nnnot the turnips!

[trombonebleu]

*crack*

quiet you!

[fountains of nay]

I'm thinking turnip butt plug...

[Harry Tuttle]

I'm thinking therefore I aming

[fountains of nay]

Descartes...I like it :D

[lithium]

*thinks, at least my torturers have a rudimentary knowledge of renaissance philosophy*

[fountains of nay]

torture...pleasure...all get tarred with the same brush :D

[mynameiskc]

you people have a very small community.

[fountains of nay]

it's small, but pleasurable to most :)

[lithium]

you people have a very small community.It's not the size of the community, it's how you use it:tongue:

[fountains of nay]

whip him trombone...he's squealing!

[lithium]

eek!

[trombonebleu]

"cracks whip"

quiet you!

[fountains of nay]

now, where were we... ahhhh yes...the turnip :D

[mynameiskc]

It's not the size of the community, it's how you use it:tongue:
that's just something girls say to make you feel better.

[fountains of nay]

in this instance, it's true

[trombonebleu]

*cracks whip*

[lithium]

*yelp!*

[fountains of nay]

*Comes out of boudoir 3 hours later for a tea break*

[mynameiskc]

*ahem* sweets, you may need a shower...

[Harry Tuttle]

Hey, kc, care to tighten my bonds? I'm feeling freakish! (don't let nay know, she's very possessive!)

[fountains of nay]

Step away from my minions!

[lithium]

Step away from my minions!Haha!

[trombonebleu]

Haha!*cracks whip"

quiet you

you will learn...

*cracks whip x 3*

[fountains of nay]

yeah lith...I got other toys of pain here too, I was just being nice giving Trombone the whip;)

[fountains of nay]

It's a shame you can't revote this poll.

[Peterness]

heh

1

[Peace-Phoenix]

heh

1Not counting yourself. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/biggrinjester.gif

[fountains of nay]

Not counting yourself. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/newsmilies/biggrinjester.gif
LMFAO! :D

[Harry Tuttle]

I'm fucked... not sure who by...

[lithium]

I'm fucked... not sure who by...You've been at the drugs pipe again harry:eek:;)

[mynameiskc]

but he's got a great sig pic.

[CrucifiedDreams]

A grand total of...














Are you ready for it.....















Zero!

[Harry Tuttle]

but he's got a great sig pic.
Look who's talkin'!

[mynameiskc]

Look who's talkin'!our sig pics are like the depths and heights of kitten life....

[Harry Tuttle]

hehe!

[trombonebleu]

hehe!*cracks whip" quiet you!

(sorry, a few days late, but not forgotten!)

[fountains of nay]

Yeah Harry, Quiet. I still haven't finished with you either, just giving you a short break!

[Harry Tuttle]

Thank you you two for teaching me the virtues of humility... now can someone walk over my back in stilettos please? I've got cramp...

[CrucifiedDreams]

Thank you you two for teaching me the virtues of humility... now can someone walk over my back in stilettos please? I've got cramp...*Gets out her heels...* :D

[thereaperman44]

havnt had any, havnt tried either.anyone want some?

[fountains of nay]

still zero :D

[gingerness]

well i only joined yesterday so none

[fountains of nay]

welcome!:)