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Professor Jumbo
05-21-2004, 04:34 PM
Yeah, sex is boring, boring and messy. Not that it is positively unpleasant, it is not repulsive or nasty, just ultra boring.
FunkyPhreshMama
05-21-2004, 04:37 PM
"sex is boring sidney, boring boring boring." -from the movie sid and nancy :)
lol your post made me wanna watch that movie
Jetblack
05-21-2004, 11:09 PM
sex is boring?!?!?! wtf no its not i mastrubate every day and have fun every time if i had a dollar for everytime i mastrubated i would be a fuking trillionare
SapphireSerenity
05-23-2004, 02:36 AM
Buy a Karma Sutra book to make things un~boring !
~Sapphire
lanalou
05-23-2004, 08:05 AM
sex is boring?!?!?! wtf no its not i mastrubate every day and have fun every time if i had a dollar for everytime i mastrubated i would be a fuking trillionare
LMAO - i can totally identify there pal!!
Jetblack
05-23-2004, 01:42 PM
hell yes powe to those who have sex....with themselves!!!!!!
brownie
05-23-2004, 07:18 PM
maybe you're just having sex with the wrong people.
Willow-Bridget-Love
05-25-2004, 08:40 AM
HA yeah! I heard it in my head the way Sid and Johnny say it in the Movie..
honeyhannah
05-25-2004, 09:00 AM
Yeah, sex is boring, boring and messy. Not that it is positively unpleasant, it is not repulsive or nasty, just ultra boring.
I'm gonna have to disagree.
I've had repulsive sex before, but never boring.
Professor Jumbo
05-25-2004, 10:20 AM
What is this "sid and Nancy" or "Sid and Johnny" or whatever it is called movie about? Also, I'm goingto have to see it now, would they have it at a blockbuster or is it a better movie than that?
Spuff
05-26-2004, 12:08 PM
I will disagree but as of yet, I can't speak from experience!! (See my 'Still a virgin' post) I can only assume it's the opposite of boring because I have experienced a lot excluding full sex and that is pretty damn good.
lynsey
05-26-2004, 08:00 PM
try something kinky.
But yeah it is messy. I am holding out on it untill I am done with graduate school. two months and I don't miss having it one bit.
SweetSoul
05-26-2004, 08:07 PM
What? Sex is FUN...VERY VERY Pleasant for me anyways...and worth the mess....its easy to clean up so it dont bother me any...and its far from boring...i think you have just had bad partners
makno
05-26-2004, 08:13 PM
you gotta be nuts !....borring never . and only distastefull if you are doing it with someone you have anger or bad feelings for! thats usualy refered to as matrimony.
FreeSpirited420
05-26-2004, 08:14 PM
I agree with the person who said you're having it with the wrong people.
Looks like it's time for you to grab someone else, and get your love on.
Maybe you've just had sex with the same person for so long, it has become boring. Maybe you should try something different before you go switchin' partna's
moon_flower
05-26-2004, 08:30 PM
What is this "sid and Nancy" or "Sid and Johnny" or whatever it is called movie about? Also, I'm goingto have to see it now, would they have it at a blockbuster or is it a better movie than that?
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know *Sid and Nancy*??
Johnny= Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols)
you lose major cool points!
It's about Sid Vicious (please, tell me you know sid vicious) and his obsession Nancy Spungen. Their life. The Sex Pistols.
It's not a blockbuster movie. It's so ABOVE a shitty blockbuster. It's a banned...rarely found movie.
And back to your sex thingy....
You definately need to buy some toys or books or something....You're just not having sex right if it's boring.
makno
05-26-2004, 10:18 PM
god bless the queen
Professor Jumbo
05-26-2004, 11:30 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know *Sid and Nancy*??
Johnny= Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols)
you lose major cool points!
It's about Sid Vicious (please, tell me you know sid vicious) and his obsession Nancy Spungen. Their life. The Sex Pistols.
It's not a blockbuster movie. It's so ABOVE a shitty blockbuster. It's a banned...rarely found movie.
Yes, I have heard of the Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen and Johhny Rotten, you doodie head. Problem is, someone said that the movie was "Sid and Nancy" someone else said it was "Sid and Johnny". I did not immediatley make the connection. The name could easily have been a conicidence. For example, it would be stupid to assume that the movie "Milo and Otis" is about Miles Davis and Otis Redding. Now that I think about it, a movie about Miles Davis and Otis Redding would be pretty awsome.
moon_flower
05-27-2004, 12:34 AM
I see I've wasted my time. You really ARE an idiot.
Willow-Bridget-Love
05-27-2004, 04:12 AM
well i ment that Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten were saying how sex was boring in the movie Sid&Nancy
Professor Jumbo
05-27-2004, 06:03 AM
Ah, better now. And for anybody who might have been confused, I was being silly with the Milo and Otis thing. So there!:p
curious25
11-19-2005, 02:01 PM
Sex is what you make of it.... plenty of ways to spice it as we all know....
verseau_miracle
11-19-2005, 02:05 PM
Ive had boring sex. Wrong person though. You need to get the right person.
Xx
terripin_jess
11-23-2005, 10:50 AM
Do all men lose there sex drive if there over 26?
the_sweet
11-23-2005, 11:07 AM
sex with the right person is anything but boring. Once a day, at least, for me and there is no sleep better than sleep in someones arms after lots of sex.
verseau_miracle
11-23-2005, 12:37 PM
Do all men lose there sex drive if there over 26?
Believe me, no terri. Youve been unlucky:D
Zoomie
11-23-2005, 12:45 PM
Prof, you live in Annapolis... ANNAPOLIS! The hottest women in MD are in Annapolis.
Dude, what's your problem?
DancerAnnie
11-23-2005, 03:53 PM
Sex is AWESOME with the right person.
But I can't say I've ever had REALLY boring sex...unless it goes on too long. Then sometimes I get bored.
dmgreen
11-23-2005, 08:54 PM
WTF!? I think either you need to find a different partner to have sex with or you just don't know what you're doing!
2cesarewild
11-24-2005, 12:40 AM
Haha yeeeaaaa OOOOOOKKAAAYYYY buddy stop fucking lifeless manequins, it might be funner. Only people I know to say such a thing are heroin addicts, are you an addict?
freakon
11-24-2005, 01:06 AM
i dunno, sex is always best w myself, lately, I cant seem to find someone to make me REALLY.....
Dariah
11-24-2005, 06:34 AM
what are you doing that makes it so boring?
terripin_jess
11-24-2005, 09:38 AM
Believe me, no terri. Youve been unlucky:D
well its my boyfreind of 4 years and hes a alcholic does that have anyithing to do with it?
RavenTheDarkAngel
11-25-2005, 08:29 AM
I've had boring sex before too! It really is dependent on the partner. I remember my old boyfriend totaly SUCKED at it. I just wanted to get it the heck over with and the whole time I'd be thinking about chores or something. But now my boyfriend I have now... OMG night and day! Night and day! Whoo he's so good!
I recoment trying to figure out what kind of relationship you have with this person. Are you in love with them or is this just for fun? Also try um... a lot of self love. Then you can figure out what you like so you can help your partner more. But of course like all things you either have tallent for it or you don't. Believe me you need to dump that person if you aren't madly in love with them because obviously they ain't getting your mojo flowing.
Green
11-26-2005, 12:03 AM
Yeah, sex is boring, boring and messy. Not that it is positively unpleasant, it is not repulsive or nasty, just ultra boring.
Tried anything to fix that?
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