pick up joint ?

[showmet]

Boys: Do you use hipforums to pick up girls?

Girls: Do you use hipforums to pick up boys?

[Alomiakoda]

I've picked up two blokes off here :eek:

Only like one of them though :p (Other's a nob)

[Ellie-Rose]

Well... It got to the point where I was actually thinking of starting up a ukforum dating agency forum!!!.

I think nearly all the oldies on here have dated or snogged or fucked someone else on here!!

Its one big sex machine this place:rolleyes:

[Alomiakoda]

It was all HER fault :p

*points at ellie*

[Spyder]

yeah ellie, your a big hipforum girl! you should start your dating ring:P ha

well i've only been with one person on here! mwarhahah and i've been around for longer than i can remember....

[Paul]

I think nearly all the oldies on here have dated or snogged or fucked someone else on here!!
:rolleyes:*Looks forward to becoming an oldie*

[Ellie-Rose]

It was all HER fault :p

*points at ellie*
I don't see you complaining:p

[DoktorAtomik]

You missed "I'm not single, but if I was, these forums would be a dreamy fuck-fest of girly goodness" ;)

[Alomiakoda]

You missed "I'm not single, but if I was, these forums would be a dreamy fuck-fest of girly goodness" ;)
Does Johnny Depp use these forums? :eek:

[DoktorAtomik]

Does Johnny Depp use these forums? :eek:Umm... he's a girl?!?

[Dandelion_Blood]

yeah ellie, your a big hipforum girl! you should start your dating ring:P ha

well i've only been with one person on here! mwarhahah and i've been around for longer than i can remember....
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Koolaid]

Well if it is I am doing rubbish!! ha ha....

I hope it isn't a pick up joint.....I just like having chats with people who have the same kind of opinion and don't think that the world ends with them.....

Hmm that was a bit sensible.......I do remember that naked month on the forum when everyone got all loved up at the festivals and that.....ahhh happy days...

Maybe we should have a naked days on the forum......he he......Just feel sorry for who has to see mine...:&

[Maon]

So Sal? whats your opinion on this one then eh? .. :p





1 ... 2 ... 3 ... that i know of .. and that doesn't include the girls either :p





you ferret :)

[showmet]

So Sal? whats your opinion on this one then eh? .. :pYes, in case anyone didn't know, we have a feudal system on this forum where Sal exercises his droit de seigneur, his feudal right as our lord and master to deflower hipforum virgins and to sleep with any of us he so chooses.

I spent a night in a tent with him the other weekend and just narrowly avoided a buggering!:eek:

Which brings us to the question ... http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44979

[DoktorAtomik]

I spent a night in a tent with him the other weekend and just narrowly avoided a buggering!:eek:Better luck next time dude. Maybe you should've worn suspenders? ;)

[Smartie.uk]

yes.. well no.. well almost.. but not really.. soooo... nooo, don't think so.

[Peace-Phoenix]

Yes, in case anyone didn't know, we have a feudal system on this forum where Sal exercises his droit de seigneur, his feudal right as our lord and master to deflower hipforum virgins and to sleep with any of us he so chooses.

I spent a night in a tent with him the other weekend and just narrowly avoided a buggering!:eek:

Which brings us to the question ... http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44979
Man, I wanted to, I really did, but I was just too off my face, my knob turned into a kipper....

[TreeHouse]

Boys: Do you use hipforums to pick up girls?
Girls: Do you use hipforums to pick up boys?There is no chatroom here so its going to be very difficult for anyone to pick someone up from here!

[DoktorAtomik]

There is no chatroom here so its going to be very difficult for anyone to pick someone up from here!Dude, it's gonna be hard for you to pick someone up anywhere!!! :p

[Peace-Phoenix]

I could give you some tips:p
First tip, pretend to be anti-war, chicks dig that kind of thing....

[DoktorAtomik]

Ooooh! Ooooh! Here's one - stop trolling. That way the girls won't all have you on their 'ignore' lists :p

But seriously, are you tripping? Why do you need a chat room? Are you incapable of geting to know people via the boards? You are also aware of MSN and email and things like that, right?

[TreeHouse]

I could give you some tips:p
First tip, pretend to be anti-war, chicks dig that kind of thing....No the best advice is to go to chatrooms and don't mention anything political or controversial at all. That applies to chatrooms only though not message boards. But like I said message boards are not good place to pick up in.

[DoktorAtomik]

No the best advice is to go to chatrooms and don't mention anything political or controversial at all.So in other words, hide your real views in order to get into their knickers? Stylish. Very suave.

That applies to chatrooms only though not message boards. But like I said message boards are not good place to pick up in.LMAO!!!!! You sound like you have some experience trawling the internet for women!

[TreeHouse]

So in other words, hide your real views in order to get into their knickers? Stylish. Very suave.
No its because most of the decent chat sites like Lycos and Yahoo chat have strict moderators who come down hard on you if you start discussing anything political or controverial. If you do in the main room ie not in PM then eventualy you will a get a warning like :- "What part of worldsbiggestchat is not a political forum do you not understand?".;)

Go there and see for yourself : http://uk.worldsbiggestchat.com/

[DoktorAtomik]

strict moderators who come down hard on youThat humour gland really is missing, isn't it?

[TreeHouse]

Maybe this thread should have had the title which is your favourite pick up join. ;)

[Peace-Phoenix]

Maybe this thread should have had the title which is your favourite pick up join. ;)
So which is your favourite pick up place?

[DoktorAtomik]

So which is your favourite pick up place?Just a wild stab in the dark.....

http://www.the-rural-aspect.org.uk/SCENE/images/sheep.jpg

[showmet]

Just a wild stab in the dark.....

http://www.the-rural-aspect.org.uk/SCENE/images/sheep.jpg Ooh, "a wild stab in the dark"? Reminds me of that evening playing "Postman's Sheep" ... what a party that was!

[Alomiakoda]

God loves the sheep shaggers of this world

*praise baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen :p

[Peace-Phoenix]

God loves the sheep shaggers of this world

*praise baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Don't you mean, "Allahhu akbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

[TheFly]

I have not shagged anybody from this forum... whether they are male or female... neither have I shagged any friends of anybody on this forum... nor their parents or grandparents... neither have I shagged their cats or dogs or any other animal companion... nor have I shagged a sheep that bore a passing resemblance to any person who once talked to somebody who once posted on these boards...


Does this mean that people don't find me sexy?...

Fly...

[8footsativa_chik]

Its abit hard for me to pick people up on here. There arent meany New Zealanders on here who are my age or avaliable.

[whispers]

claire keeps trying to pick me up ......but i keep saying no:rolleyes:

[Claire]

claire keeps trying to pick me up ......but i keep saying no:rolleyes:
you wish:rolleyes:

[whispers]

you wish:rolleyes:
.......:eek:

[jesikhaviolet]

not been here long enough

[SelfControl]

I can't get used to the idea of getting guys on-line. I've done it a couple of times (both through faceparty, both gorgeous guys who weren't up for anything serious, the cunts) but it never really works out.

Still, I'm currently available if anyone wants to pick me up and doesn't mind coming to me (like you're going to be worth shifting my ass for. You're scouting for cock on the cocking internet, for god's sake!)

[showmet]

claire keeps trying to pick me up ......but i keep saying no:rolleyes:
Same here ... I have to keep fighting her off with a shitty stick:p

[bedlam]

I don't know what you mean, I'm too busy for this, I have stalking to do

[whispers]

Same here ... I have to keep fighting her off with a shitty stick:p

claire keeps sending me nuddies too ...............and there not her's:confused:

[fountains of nay]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to answer this question as NO, I don't use the forums to pick up guys, unless they want to be my friends, but then again if that's the case... I use the forums to pick girls up too.:)

[Stonecircle]

I can't get used to the idea of getting guys on-line. I've done it a couple of times (both through faceparty, both gorgeous guys who weren't up for anything serious, the cunts) but it never really works out.Why not? Whats the difference between meeting people online and in real life? They are the same people. The good thing I think about meeting people online is that you would never have met them at all if you didn't find them online. Or you would have probably have passed them in the street without ever saying a word to each other.

[resincake]

I've only just joined (found) this forum ..

so .. how long till I'm an oldie ?? ;P

[greengoddess]

I'm married so I wouldn't dream of such a thing.... but I do come here to meet really cool people.

[Woodstock_Blazer]

i managed to pick up lisa and sara

[lakshen]

i managed to pick up lisa and saradream on :rolleyes:

[sara_rose]

i managed to pick up lisa and sarahaha you wish ;)

[the grobe]

ill never tell;)

[Woodstock_Blazer]

haha you wish http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gifhehe i picked up their EMAILS lol

you love me though dont you sara? :D

[spejemelujai]

I did think i might meet some funky women on here, but it's not really the vibe i think?
peace x