ahh Birthdays

[dirtybongwater]

Today is my birthday and i must say that its rather strange how people (even complete strangers) treat you.
Last night me and some friends went to 3 bars, two of which i have never been to before. The bartenders working at the 2 bars i have never gone to, after finding out my birthday was today were more then willing to feed me free drinks.

Anyway the moral of this story is that everyone should go to bars they have never gone to and tell the bartenders that its your birthday. Don't feel guilty about lying! All bartenders are aloud to give out a certain amount of complimentary drinks a night, might aswell use them on you :)

[nitemarehippygirl]

happy 24th! 24 is my favourite number you know! i can't wait to reach that age! :)

hope it's a wonderful year.

peace

[HoneySuckleBlue]

http://www.his.com/~tom/Images/keg.jpg


I was just looking for you to wish you a happy birthday, and here you are!!:)

Well, Happy birthday bruther!!!

You got a mug? We're tappin' into the good seven year old creamed corn wine tonight;)

Oh yeah!

[TARABELLE]

HAPPY B-Day! May your bong water always be used!

[dirtybongwater]

thanks guys :)

Who needs a mug, KEG stands!!

[HoneySuckleBlue]

I'm too old for keg stands, but i'll hold your ankles for you!!!


What have you been up to then? It's been like a year or something since we last talked. are you still goingup to alaska in the summers?

(I'm just after your pictures:p )

[Scholar_Warrior]

CANNONBALL! you gotta chug a mug of the creamed corn concoction and then take a shotgun of this kind green bud I've got here.

ready?

happy birthday!

[mariecstasy]

happy birthday...you are in penn? you should come hang out with kim and i some time and show us how the keg stands are done;)

[paintingjames]

hey scholar, wassup with that ring? it looks like the one in "lord of the rings"

[TARABELLE]

hey scholar, wassup with that ring? it looks like the one in "lord of the rings"
HaHa I think that's exactly his point.

[paintingjames]

ooo hehe


we all know if bush is wearing one, the proprieters of his estate have the other 2 (theres 3 isn't ther?)

they would damn sure not let him have a ring unless they could spare to lose one...
dick: dubya wher'd ya put it?
dubya:ah damn dick, i'm trying to remember. say lets play risk agian and maybe it'll come to me
dick:damnit to hell georgie, not risk again, why not go and swim in your gold coins, that always seems to help you remember things.
george:hot damn ride em or weep yay hoO!!. oh hurry up with that state of the union thing or what not. i need time to go over it so i can read it over before i read it over so i'll sound like i know what i'm talking about, (yehaw).
dick:uh, yeah, yeah, run along now george, dicks gotta get some action.
george: oh dick you are just the bestest and smartest
*smack*
george: sorry master yehaaaaw*dives in money with 'duck tails' flappin

[HoneySuckleBlue]

Awesome dialog pf!! That cracked me up:)






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