best cult ever

[cerridwen]

I'm thinking along the lines of marshmallows and funky candles.... any other suggestions? Maybe a little oak tree worship or something?

[deadhead716]

How about a cult dedicated to living life like an insect?

[cerridwen]

sure... as long as the marshmallow thing is still a go....

[puddin]

Why dont u just worship the big marshmallow guy from ghostbusters?

[feministhippy]

How about a cult dedicated to living life like an insect?Isn't that basically what communism is? Well, okay, they're not a cult. But there is a commune right down the street from me that's pretty cultish. They're really friendly people, actually.

[Ash_Freakstreet]

I personally think "Hare-Krishna" is the best cult ever. IMBO, though.

[Disarm]

I wanna be able to involve aliens. Something with us being the larvae stage and when we move onto the 'adult' stage we become some strange alien thing which then flies up to some heavenly planet where we get our hearts desire. OOH OOH and you can only achieve this higher level of life by going on a 'spiritual journey' where you have to physically build the marshmellow man from ghostbusters out of marshmallows.

[atropine]

hahah best cult ever

[BraveSirRubin]

I would like a cult dedicated to killing idiots who get into cults.

[atropine]

theres many of those, suicide cults

[puddin]

do we get to eat the marshmallow man after we have built him?

[Disarm]

"What is strange is that there really is no place where those girls could be." I love this. It was 100 years ago and you expect to find remains..on a mountain..? Sure. I know someone who walked down to the beach one day, she was a virgin too (why this has anything to do with it i don't know) and she had lots of virgin friends. Only one returned, screaming "Victim! victim!" The survivor said she didn't know what happened, but they were just standing there and all of a sudden they were blown backward by a mysterious, wet force :eek:. For no real reason, it is of the utmost importance that we find the other virgins. Strangely enough, people have gone back to that beach and there's nowhere they could be hiding..yet their bodies arent there..how mysterious. I could so start a cult. :rolleyes: Advertising your own cult..gimme a break. Our marshmallow man could kick your mountains ass :sunglasse

I think we should eat the marshmallow man but we should do it quickly because after he's built we're gonna have an angry cult trying to kill us cause it didn't work..

[space_cowboy]

First off the Hare Krishna's suck as a cult. They do real well for a religion, but in my opinion a cult should include the following if they are to be considered for the "Best Cult Ever".

1. Lot's of free Ganja, I mean c'mon, if this aint happnen, then the cult sucks, period.

2. A commune/crash pad in the jungles of East Maui, near Hana. Lots of waterfalls and pools, cool jungle with no poisonous thingees or varmints with big fangs, great ganja growing center, and crystal clear ocean and warm clean beaches. If your cult's in Pittsburgh, it sucks.

3. Cool animals. Whats the use of living in a jungle paradise without a bunch of cool animals? Monkeys, llamas, etc.

4. The religion of the cult would be based on the drug Soma. In ancient India Soma was the center of religious ceremonies. From my study of various anthropologists work on trying to find out what Soma was, it appears to be a combination of Ganja and ephedra, made into a drink, with spices for flavoring. They called it Amrta, and the tradition became known to the Greeks as Ambrosia. It is considered the drink of the Gods. If your cult doesn't have Soma, then it sucks.

5. No meat eaters, or fish eaters, they smell rank, especially the chicks. No garlic or onions, except medicinally, again, they make you smell rank. Nothing sucks more then a living in a cult with a bunch of stinky ass cultists. Asafoetida, which is an herb, or really a sap from a tree, has the same flavor of garlic with a touch of onion, but it doesn't make you stink. It's great for cooking with.

6. All money goes into a trust fund which is then distributed as an allowance to all cult members. If you are rich, but hold out, then no soup for you!!

7. Every year the cult goes travelling somewhere cool. Like India, or Europe and creates new communes and gains more cultists.

8. Monogamy is ridiculed. I mean c'mon, why pretend you don't want some variety? Otherwise your cult sucks.

9. Kids are raised by their mothers, with everyone else being aunts and uncles. It's a group thing, but mothers have to be responsible. Otherwise don't get pregnant.

10. No religious shit. I mean you can do whatever kind of chanting or whatever turns you on, but no over the top religious shit, God don't need your worship, if your cool, then God's cool with that.

Otherwise...your cult sucks.

[Archemetis]

if this cult always has a full barral of electric kool aid around im so in.

[deadonceagain]

chrisianity

[cerridwen]

wow, glad to see the peak of interest....

[m6m]

I was in a New-Age/Judeo-Christian Long-Haired Hippie Cult for over a year.

It was an experience!

Lots of great Canabis,
Great Music,
Great Parties,
Group LSD Trips,
325 Acres of beautiful Pacific Coast forest.
About 80 on site family members with an extended former and affiliated family membership numbering well over 500.
Lots of kids, because there was lots of hippie sex.

[El Capitan]

http://www.blueoystercult.com/Studio/StudioImages/LDN300.jpg (http://www.blueoystercult.com/Studio/nLDN.html)..

[NaturaAtraSpiritus]

I made a cult about a year ago and 4 teen age girls joined, but we didnt go on a killing spree(I dont harm anything), we just walked around telling everyone we was a cult and I was their leader.

We did it mainly just to scare people because I look like Charles Manson.

[teh-horace]

I made a cult about a year ago and 4 teen age girls joined, but we didnt go on a killing spree(I dont harm anything), we just walked around telling everyone we was a cult and I was their leader.

We did it mainly just to scare people because I look like Charles Manson.that's the greatest thing ever
i applaud you

[NaturaAtraSpiritus]

haha thank you.

[david derush]

The Best cult ever is the Twelve Tribes. The Yahshua's, some call them. They travelled around for years following the Dead shows, and providing free emergency medical services to anyone in need, in their large cream and maroon bus, the Peacemaker. They follow Yahshua, which is the Hebrew name for Jesus...but they are not "religious" in the pain-in-the-butt sense of it...they just believe that life should be all about loving each other and being loved. They believe that Yahshua was a man who called people to give all to love each other with nothing held back...and that this is the real purpose of life. And they actually live it out, as a real life...
It is like they are family...real family..like the Deadheads at their best, but without the sexual games drug use....with a life you can raise a family in, without your kids hating you for it...
But lots of people call them a cult, because they say Christians aren't really following God, not really...and because they are totally into what they are doing, living together as one with their whole lives...and leaving mainstream life behind. But I think they are really the best cult ever.

[kanizu]

the best cult ever is the girl scouts, and of course the little miss beauty pageant cults, were parents givre there daughter to a crowd to be feasted upon. lol.

[Sattva]

This needs to be topped and you need to be enlightened. The best cult ever is that one with the teapot temple complex.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41249000/jpg/_41249979_teapot270.jpg

Genius.

[teh-horace]

one time me and my friends aren and matt
matt being the "ringleader"
we tried to come up witha justified reason to start a cult based on oranges
we actually made it make sense
but we've all forgotten it
:(
oh well