Balsamic Vinegar

[Zonk]

Apparently, if you rub it around your......:p

[Zonk]

NO FOR GODS SAKE DONT! I WAS ONLY JOKING YOU IDIOT!!!!!!:eek:

[Graham]

argghh it burns! :'(

[Koolaid]

Does it have to be balsamic??? :)

[Paul]

I dont even have a foreskin :HProve it ;)

[Zonk]

This is actually a game for boys and girls...

Or it would be but I was only joking!!!!!;)

[Paul]

This is actually a game for boys and girls...

Or it would be but I was only joking!!!!!;)
Well you never finished your first sentence so I rubbed it into my forehead before wrapping it in brown paper.

[Zonk]

Well you never finished your first sentence so I rubbed it into my forehead before wrapping it in brown paper.
Now just add salt!!!:eek:

[Zonk]

well it was bullshit actually Paul and thanks for pointing that out...

aint the clitoris really a mini willy wiv a foreskin hood thingy ?

I rubbed pickled beetroot vinegar into me eye last night because I am stupid and that was painful yet quite pleasurable ... :X

I am a deviant minx for sure :rolleyes:

just as well you didn't scratch yor arse then you deviant!:)

[Claire]

No I didnt scratch me arse :rolleyes: but I have had a little flick after chopping chilli's up before now :&

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyumm:X
Eeeek i have rubbed my eye after chopping chilli before now! eeeeeek.... the burn is terrible!

Never have a flick after chopping onions.... you smell of onions for days however much you bath:&

[Zonk]

Eeeek i have rubbed my eye after chopping chilli before now! eeeeeek.... the burn is terrible!

Never have a flick after chopping onions.... you smell of onions for days however much you bath:&
And what should one smell of?:p

[Claire]

And what should one smell of?:p
not onions surely:eek: .... what kinda girls have you been with?:p

[Zonk]

not onions surely:eek: .... what kinda girls have you been with?:p
Ones that bark!:eek:

:)

[Paul]

aint the clitoris really a mini willy wiv a foreskin hood thingy ?Yeah, and your bollocks are flat and tucked in at the edges :)

[Zonk]

Yeah, and your bollocks are flat and tucked in at the edges :)
Really? Post up a pic!:H

[Claire]

Really? Post up a pic!:H
*taps fingers*

It's been an hour and STILL no pics:rolleyes:

tum te tum:p

[Paul]

why would on earth would I have pictures of starfly's flat and tucked in lady bollocks?

[Claire]

why would on earth would I have pictures of starfly's flat and tucked in lady bollocks?
I dunno:confused: ... why do you?

[Paul]

not yet

[Paul]

Ooops


Oooh look over there --->

[Koolaid]

meanwhile I find that my flat and tucked under lady bollocks :p

Flat and tucked under lady bollocks is my new favourite saying.....I have been laughing for hours...hmm so easily pleased

[whispers]

Flat and tucked under lady bollocks is my new favourite saying.....I have been laughing for hours...hmm so easily pleased

...........erased

[dave18]

ohhh this is a keeper, how many forums can i put that first line on then come back anhour later :X :D