i was going to have a threesome tonight

[SelfControl]

but one of the guys had an emergency (not a real one, the kind of emergency that involves someone's ex crying down the phone about nothing in particular) and needed the other guy to drive him home. If I'd known I was going to get this horny, I wouldn't have had those 3 wanks earlier, my dick is bruised and empty.

Anyhoo. Anyone else had any sexual letdowns of late?

[Alomiakoda]

I just find it ironic that your username is SelfControl :p

[Paul]

That'll be doubly ironic then?

[Seru]

Wahay, congrats on not having a threesome :p

[SelfControl]

Probably going to reschedule, but it's less fun when you've spent more than about 15 minutes thinking about it.

[Paul]

One of my funniest sexual experiences ever was a threesome that at some point involved me getting tied to a bed and covered in toothpaste ... I can't even remember how that came about now, possibly because it was the only creamy stuff that they could find in my bathroom.

I mainly remember that we were all in total hysterics for ages, that is until one of the girls got totally jealous of the other and the rest of the afternoon turned into a fight to see who could sulk the most.

Me deviant? Never

[SelfControl]

I had a threesome with my ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend [Lloyd Grossman] and [Dr Richard Kimble], a mate of mine who I set up with my best friend [Claire Short] without knowing he was a cocoashunter on the side. I had a date with [Lloyd], he was really into it and practically tearing my clothes off in the club but I really couldn't be arsed to do anything, so I phoned up [Dr Kimble] and basically invited myself round to his place ("Can we borrow your spare bed? Cheers. Can you be in it? Cheers.")

Lloyd and I never really saw much of each other after that, not that I cared much. If he didn't appreciate it it's his loss, I mean: how many first dates end in a threeway?

the names have been changed to protect the filthy

[backtothelab]

Man, I wanna be in a gay threesome. Hell, I'd want to be in any kind of threesome. I'm pretty sure my best friend's girlfriend likes me, and she's very um... experimental. I think I might just ask her. It would'nt hurt to ask, right?

[JadeWarrior]

lol had 3 a night evry nite live on stage back in 80`s became degrading after a while..
fun at 1st tho...and 2 girlls were rilly gay lol.. i liked the tawny malaysian best vvsoft..
whooa!
what times eh..
one other time i was 16 on a holi..camp 2 sisters wanted me and a m8 but he was too pissed.. shame.. big thing was i rem it was cold lol..