You know youre a stoner when...

[StonerBill]

Add your own, try to make them witty, or at least make them up while stoned


You know youre a stoner when weed stops getting in the way of work
and work starts to get in the way of weed

(closed at 420)

[Captain Morgan]

you know you're a stoner when you have less than a mile to drive but you decide to burn on the way anyway. Prom '04.

[The Dude 420]

When your parents smoke pot with you

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when you want to name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.

[Therefore...]

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a fat bowl of couch and floor weed.

[SpikeSpiegel]

You know your a stoner when you smoke one bowl, but then want to smoke another bowl, but then you want to smoke a phillie, then you want to smoke some bong hits, then u want some saliva mixed with cripi and mized with more weed, then you want to smoke on a gravity bong, then you want to smoke two joints at the same time, and then you put some buds on a hot plate and smell the sweet smoke, you know your a stoner when you put a little bit of weed at the end of your car keys ans you snort it, then you kinda wiggle your eyes and go ugh, ugh, ugh.... you know your a stoner when you wake up crying in the middle of the night, hiding your feelings in a box underneath the bed...

[U4iaB4Victoria]

You know you're a stoner when everytime you see the number 420 you get excited.

[Jennifer19]

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work..............

[karmagonnagetya]

i am so there with you on that... desperate times call for desperate measures

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a fat bowl of couch and floor weed.

[Jointman69]

i definetley agree wiht that..except most recently it was windowsill weed cuz i dump my cached bowls in my window sill

[StonerBill]

You know your a stoner when you have breakfast cereal under your bed

[karmagonnagetya]

i saw your post about that earlier... that's funnyi definetley agree wiht that..except most recently it was windowsill weed cuz i dump my cached bowls in my window sill

[Jointman69]

yeah i picked through that shit with tweezers and got enuff half burnt buds to smoke several times. sadly im all out now with a scraped bowl and a dealer in jail :(

oh well....yall light some herbs for me!

[grow your own music]

You know your a stoner when wait for the stop sign to turn green...

[Peace_of_Pizza]

You know your a stoner when you think water tastes good

[Peace_of_Pizza]

Also, you know your a stoner when you start dancing like a robot to the sonic the hedgehog theme tune on sega in order to impress your parants so they dont ground you

[TrippinBTM]

You know you're a stoner if there's always a one month period between all your jobs.

You know you're a stoner if you can watch "Half Baked" over and over and still find it funny.

You know you're a stoner when a trip to Taco Bell at 1 AM sounds like a great idea. (or maybe you're just drunk...)

You know you're a stoner if you constantly start a sentence and then forget what you were talking about.

You know you're a stoner when Pink Floyd is everything that is right and good about music.

You know you're a stoner if you think tie-dye is the height of fashion.

[Koko4]

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a bowl off of the weed on your coffee table. (I've done that before).

You know you're a stoner when you go trick-or-treating just because you have the munchies. (Did that too :-D)

[AnarchistScott]

wen it takes u nearly 30 minutes to light a pipe or bong cause ur too stoned

[EddieV1984]

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work.............. You know your a stoner when youve got 6 lighters that are half full, but you still cant find them.

You know your a stoner when you can take a hit off of a joint, hold it in, then go brush your teeth, spit and gargle before exhaling.

You know your a stoner when you can see how everything you come across can be fashioned into a bong.

You know your a stoner when the only reason you buy new shoes is so that you can use the shoebox top to roll joints.

[TARABELLE]

You know your a stoner when wait for the stop sign to turn green...
HaHaHaHa! Done that one!!!!!

[AnarchistScott]

u know ur a stoner wen nearly ever word or song can be related to weed



funny as hell wen ur playin a board game stoned an u go to the person whose turn it is, "roll"

[randy]

30 minutes to light a pipe or bowl yeah!
happens all the time
!@
for real

weeeeeeee

you know youre tore the hell up when you think listening to sesame street parody is fun as hell


:D

[AnarchistScott]

lol yeah! is that the one were there like "so wots todays letter big bird" "bong" "silly big bird, bong is not a letter......it is a word!"

man that shits funny as fuck wen ur stoned, me an my freind always put on the voices an start quotin that wen we're blazed

[MusicMan19]

You know you're a stoner when you preface most everything with "It may be the weed but". "It may be the weed, but now I see everything in this incredible new fashion." "It may be the weed, but I'm totally cynical about everything I see on T.V. now." "It may be the weed, but I feel totally at ease with (whatever you didn't used to)." And ofcourse half these things, good or bad, weed had no bearing on whatsoever.

Another would be, you know you're a stoner when you close the garage door on the hood of your car. Not so much witty as it is the sad story of my stoner life. I've done this about 50 times.

You know you're a stoner when you argue with yourself. By this I mean, you'll plant firmly an argument to your friends, and then before you're done with the paragraph in your head, you're already blurting out a refutation to what you're saying without even thinking about it. That'll make you feel stupid as hell. lol "We need to take away Jethros fuckin' guns, man, seriously, because if we did we'd create a giant black-market which is totally uncontrollable, and so obviously we need tighter restrictions on assault rifles, man, I mean, taking them away is,... we need to,... um... hey! Let's go get something to eat.".

I like your signature Karma, did you see the Aqua Teen marathon the other night? It was awesome.

[brokenwingz425]

you know your a stoner when you look for a joint you already smoked for a 1/2 hour

[randy]

lol yeah! is that the one were there like "so wots todays letter big bird" "bong" "silly big bird, bong is not a letter......it is a word!"

man that shits funny as fuck wen ur stoned, me an my freind always put on the voices an start quotin that wen we're blazedyep yep!



toking bubbles sound

kermit: hey big bird do you know what todays letter is ?

bird: sure kermit!
todays letter is................................................ ............ joint

kermit: hrmmmmm........... joint is not a ltter
it is a word

big bird: sorry kids todays letter is 3

kermit: hrmmmmmm.. big bird.. uhh 3 is a number

bird: exactly! ................................ the number 3!
which is the number of joints ive smoked today!

silence...


kermit! are you with me??

kermit: pause......... god im stoned!

bird: me too!

laughing

and so forth hahaah


when big bird calls kermit kremit its great :D
and the abcs, and so forth


its great :D

[WeeDMaN]

you know ur a stoner when ur listenin to music on the computer and go to the discman beside ya to change the song.

You know ur a stoner when u gotta get high every day.


u know ur a stoner when all ur clothes smell like weed.

[Turn]

Fall asleep while taking a hit

Think of everythigs costs in how many eights you could get

[element7]

You know you're a stoner when you're in a public place and your friends can point to something really red and look at your eyes and you know exactly what it means (and it freaks you out).

You know you're a stoner when you spend a long time coming up with a logical storage system for all the various states of herb. Stems go here, seeds here, solid buds here, shake here, scraped resin here, and I'll hang onto the ashtray just in case.

You know you and everyone with you is a stoner when you all get up to go somewhere, get in the car, and end up sitting in the driveway for the next 2 hours smokin' out, then go back in the house because you can't remember where you were going in the first place.

[erowid]

You know your a stoner when you pass out and wake and bake with the blunt that ended up droped on your pants the night before.
god that thing burned a hole

[modestsmoker]

you know your a stoner when a dropped roach becomes main priority

think of work as money for weed

[Tigerbeam]

you know your a stoner when you understand physics (really, look at my entire physics class and their grades)

[modestsmoker]

or if weed is natural scent

[Jennifer19]

You know you’re a stoner when you are trying to find Pink Floyd on the raido station....
You know you’re a stoner when your always baked at work.....

You know you’re a stoner when you always have red eyes
You know you’re a stoner when your always at the vending machine at work
You know you’re a stoner when it take 10mins to relpy to a post like this one........

[mebesideme]

You know you're a stoner when weed money is factored into your budget before your car payment.

You know you're a stoner when every bad day you ever had started after you ran outta pot.

You know you're a stoner when you're on your smoke break at work and you pass your ciggarette without thinking about it. (i do this a lot for some reason, take a drag, and offer it to the guy beside me.)

You know you're a stoner when you post in a thread like this after reading everybody elses post.

[MusicMan19]

Or when you lick the green dust of it off of surfaces. That's pretty bad. I think that's when it's time to seek counseling. I know people who do this.

[Jennifer19]

You know you’re a stoner when hahaha :p

[woodenfrog]

when your 35 and still a looser

[JoneeEarthquake]

Your stoned as fuck right now!

[midnighttoke]

You know your a stoner when you feel like you haven't smoked in so long, then realize you smoked that morning.

[mboz]

you know your a stoner when you listen to the same song over and over again about 10 times until it starts to wear off and you realize you have been listeing to it forever

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when u get busted by ur parents for it and then wait 6 months so u cna be sure ur not gonna get caught agian and then smoke out all ur friends to celebrate you return

you know your a stoner when you quit scraping ur piece and start scraping your car's floor mats

you know your a stoner when you start thinking about tokin up while ur having sex ( done this.....man she got so pissed off..)

[Tigerbeam]

you know your a stoner when you only eat when you have the munchies, and you're morbidally obese

[randy]

if you use the word munchies at all

[Kopojokoingo]

you know your a stoner if....ummm

ummmm

what?

[gottssunfire]

you know you're a stoner when you consider how any liquid would work in a bong

you know you're a stoner when the night drive-thru guy at taco bell knows your name

you know you're a stoner when you have more smoking implements than weed

You know you're a stoner when you've smoked from a coconut

You know you're a stoner when trips to amsterdam are referred to as "pilgrimmages"

[JennyLane]

you know you're a stoner when its usual practise to smoke a joint when recieving oral sex. try it, trust me.

[TARABELLE]

you know you're a stoner when you have more smoking implements than weed

Ha Ha ! So, you've been to my house, have you? http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon6.gif

[backtothelab]

You know you're a stoner when you can pack a fat bowl of couch and floor weed.
You know you're a stoner when you have couch weed.

[Chronic4:20]

you know your a stoner when your playing in a football game and you notice the clock says 4:20 left to go

[Foppful]

You know you're a stoner when you know exactly how many grams are in an ounce.

You know you're a stoner when you think 28 grams weighs a lot (because it really doesn't).

[modestsmoker]

You know you’re a stoner when you are trying to find Pink Floyd on the raido station....


You know you’re a stoner when your always baked at work.....

You know you’re a stoner when you always have red eyes
You know you’re a stoner when your always at the vending machine at work
You know you’re a stoner when it take 10mins to relpy to a post like this one........

what about a pink floyd cd?
what about the jobless?
i know some people with red eyes and dont smoke and sometimes when i smoke my eyes dont get red
buying from vending machines is a rip off stoners buy cheap

you know your a stoner when you smoke everyday

[Jointman69]

oral sex why smoking a J

i gotta try that. ive gotten it while smokin a cig but never smoked a jay during it before. ( i dont usually use joitns ont he count of nobody i chill with rolls good.)

[HeWillFollow]

you know your a stoner when you and your friend accidently smoke a piece of charcoal you found on the car seat becuase you mistook it for a little ball of resin...

[BlackGuardXIII]

When you are straight, everyone asks you what is wrong with you.
You know what it means to supertoke, shotgun, and bogart.

[AnarchistScott]

you know your a stoner when you and your friend accidently smoke a piece of charcoal you found on the car seat becuase you mistook it for a little ball of resin...
deffinetly done that before, ive smoke sum rust and a part of a cookie thinkin it was weed....lol

you know ur a stoner wen its dark an you think that everything thats small and round on the floor is resin so u go to pick it up :S......im always doin that while stoned

[reef]

when you watch scooby doo and are totally surprised the ghost is the care taker

[greentea]

you know u r a stoner when u are getting bored with pot

[TARABELLE]

when you watch scooby doo and are totally surprised the ghost is the care taker
Speaking of TV - You know you're a stoner when you're 47 (well almost 48) and think the Teletubbies are trippy.

[mboz]

you know your a stoner when you look at every bottle imaginable and think of how u can turn it into a bong or how good of a bong it can make

[stonr]

u know ur a stoner when u try to smoke cashed bowls
u know ur a stoner when ur ligher runs out and u try to use the stove to light a j
u know ur a stoner when the highlight of ur week was that ounce u bough of some guy for cheap, and karma can u tell me how u did/got the aqua teen hunger force thing, jenifer19 i totaly agree, lmao im listing to dark side of the moon righ now

[MusicMan19]

You know you're a stoner when you spend valuable hours of your life talking to other people about Marijuana, in a forum entitled "Marijuana". Maybe this is why they say stoners are boring people. Sober people need more to be amused, and see this as wasting your life. Semantics, semantics,... I call watching Scooby Doo and talking on this forum spending time, you call it wasting time,... potato, potahto.

You know you're a serious stoner when you can't use the contraction "you're" for "you are"...lol, either that or you never graduated the 6th grade.

I've smoked lettuce from a sandwich before, but you have to be pretty high and pretty tired to make that mistake.

If you're tired of smoking........stop doing it. lol That's a pretty good idea, I think. Most people, if they smoke too much they plateau, obviously, but on top of that, they get very clouded and lethargic, and a lot of people can't deal with that. If you're smoking a new bowl every 35 minutes or so, that's probably going to happen. It also isn't a great idea to smoke inside all the time, I mean, for legal purposes you should probably do the actual smoking of it inside, but then go out every once in a while. Staying in the same surrounding a lot of the time can make for a pretty depressing high, man. There are a lot of different variables on that. Since I've moved from Memphis to Iowa I've noticed that the high has been less intense, and really boring a lot of the time. I think the two variables there are A:the bud here sucks, unless you want to pay in heaps and B:it just gets greyer and greyer here. The sun's out, but it's still grey. I liked Memphis and San Diego. California and southern Tennessee are just better places to smoke. Good thing I'm getting out of this place in a few months!

[modestsmoker]

When you are straight, everyone asks you what is wrong with you.
You know what it means to supertoke, shotgun, and bogart.

yeah what he said

[PLyTheMan]

You know your a stoner when any everyday item holds potential to be a secret stash.

[modestsmoker]

where u live in iowa im in d-port

[MusicMan19]

haha! You must be a stoner. Your memory doesn't serve you well. Remember we talked about hanging out like 2 months ago? I live in Urbandale/Des Moines. You're the guy with the friend who attends Iowa State University and who showed me that video of you smoking those crazy bongs you made out of shit, right?

[StonerBill]

hahaha this one happeend this morning

you know your a stoner when you turn on your computer and the brightness and contrast controls have been turned all the way down

[grow your own music]

you know your a stoner when you look like this:

[TrippinBTM]

You know you're a stoner when you spend valuable hours of your life talking to other people about Marijuana, in a forum entitled "Marijuana". Maybe this is why they say stoners are boring people. Sober people need more to be amused, and see this as wasting your life. Semantics, semantics,... I call watching Scooby Doo and talking on this forum spending time, you call it wasting time,... potato, potahto.Haha, hell yes. We enjoy the simpler pleasures of life!

B:it just gets greyer and greyer here. The sun's out, but it's still grey. No shit, it sucks up here in the midwest during the winter. As Louis Black says, it gets to around February and you're calling into work, "hey boss, I can't make it in today." "Why, are you sick?" "No man, it's just too grey!" (everyone needs to listen to Louis Black, he's funny as hell)

That is why I hate winter.

[hellraiser]

u know ur a stoner when..every story that u tell begins with "we were really high and..."

[mary jane]

you know you're a stoner when you stand over your frozen pizza in your kitchen laughing your ass off when you're by yourself....



you know you're a stoner when you read a post like this, eating pizza, watching dazed and confused, and being high as hell.....

[MusicMan19]

I hate that movie, and the Cheech and Chong movies, and basically any movie that reminds me that I'm not living in the '70s. Kiss did '80s power metal, Robert Plant is doing New Wave music, The Rolling Stones are all old men, Cheap Trick sucks now, and most of my favorite musicians are dead, including most of the Ramones, Jerry and Skynyrd. Say it aint so!

[karmagonnagetya]

... you get stoned brfore a job interview...

[stonr]

karma whered u get that and how can i get it

[stonr]

u know ur a stoner when u cant remeber where u put the screwdriver thats in ur left hand =) ive done taht alot

[Duck]

You know your a stoner when the late night Wendy's in your neighborhood decided to become a 24-hour Wendy's because of your friends

You know your a stoner whe... what the hell was I saying

Oh yeah... you know your a stoner when your watching Cheech & Chong and you go "Hey man, that's me"

You know your a stoner when you said dude over a thousand times in the last hour

You know your a stoner when you know ho many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop (268-374 licks) don't that seem high

You know your a stoner when you try to picture what you would be doing if you were happy in ten years and you see yourself in a grassy field with a really hot chick and a cool ass bong

You know your a stoner when the last thing you remember is thinking about leaving school early and now your mom's home wondering where all the food went

[NatureFreak412]

You know you're a stoner when you've been quit since July, then think about getting high over your awesome summer and then get all sad cause you quit, then you go and get stoned, haha. Havnt got restoned again, but will soon.

[maybejusthappy]

When you stop all your clocks at 4:20
When you think your first period class is underwater
or
When "freshly baked" has nothing to do with cooking

[modestsmoker]

teletubbies are bitchen

you know you're a stoner when you smoke weed to "come down" from being so high on acid or shrooms
your prolly not stoner then

[StonerBill]

I hate that movie, and the Cheech and Chong movies, and basically any movie that reminds me that I'm not living in the '70s. Kiss did '80s power metal, Robert Plant is doing New Wave music, The Rolling Stones are all old men, Cheap Trick sucks now, and most of my favorite musicians are dead, including most of the Ramones, Jerry and Skynyrd. Say it aint so!

I know waht you mean man.. i wish i could go back and live through teh 60's and 70's. i look at the world now and jsut think 'man everything is so uncool. cept for weed'

you would have experienced the 80's yourself.. ive not experienced anything vaguely retro....


so all i can do is smoke weed.. makes me feel like im going back in time hehehe



you know your a stoner when you think of your hair as an important part of your life force and refuce to get it cut more frequently than once a year

[MusicMan19]

I didn't really experience the eighties. I don't remember anything before 1989. From what I'm told, the eighties were pretty lame compared to the seventies anyway. I do rememer the nineties, and watching news of the gulf war, but some of the worst music to ever exist came from that era. I think this is mainly the reason things star ted going downhill. I blame the whole thing on urban hip-hop's/rap's formation. They ruined everything. It just started getting more and more violent, and people were stupid enough to listen to it.

[StonerBill]

i think a worse turn was the grunge movement which changed punk and rock perhaps forever.

you know youre a stoner when you wake up with messages written on your hands such as

'Tell me its not vegetable garden
...... argh its vegetable garden'

[MusicMan19]

Yeah, grunge too. Just as much blame should be put on our whiney and/or violent generation than on the music. Afterall, they're the idiots who're buying that stuff. Atleast grunge is dead now. Rap probably won't ever die. I thought it was a trend, but apparently it's a culture. It's pretty sad when white kids are bitching about oppression, and not being able to get a loan, "It's the man tryin' to hold me down, dogg". It was bad enough when black dudes said that. Maybe if you had any form of credit whatsoever you'd be able to get a loan! I hate my generation, I hate them so very much. Well, with the exception of you guys, don't get me wrong. The majority are braindead morons. Atleast in the sixties and the seventies people appreciated strong musical talent, and in the eighties people really appreciated strong technical prowess on a guitar. Some of those eighties metal rockers were classically trained, guys like Jake E. Lee, Randy Rhoads and Alex Skolnick. No one appreciates talent anymore. They want to hear a guy rap about his baby's mamma, or hear some suburban white kid scream about his ex-girlfriends.

[PLyTheMan]

Well, Musicman, I wouldn't worry too much... hopefully soon there will be some more real talent... It says something when 'oldies' cds sell better than current music among the younger generation.

You know your a stoner when you close your eyes listening to a concert and think you're there

when any problem can be solved with pot... or at least by the time your done smoking you dont care about the problem to begin with

when Fear and Loathing makes sense...

[diktnemele]

u know your a stoner whe people reconize u by ur red eyed and constant smiling face

[diktnemele]

,ary jane the sad thing is i i have steared at thing laughing my as of like a for, a t.v. that was off. a hole in a wall,a picture of myself

[Old Hippie Dave]

you know your a stoner when you go to Amsterdam 4 times a year

Woo Hoo 8 days to go

OHD

[StonerBill]

you know youre a stoner when your motto is

when in doubt, smoke a bowl

[MusicMan19]

Well, Musicman, I wouldn't worry too much... hopefully soon there will be some more real talent... It says something when 'oldies' cds sell better than current music among the younger generation.

I didn't know that was the case. I don't see much classics being played on T.V., or hear anyone talking about it. When you say the Doors or Cheap Trick to younger kids, usually they don't know who you're talking about. When I lived in California from 1998-2001 it was much more apparent that rock was coming back with the younger generation, though.

[StonerBill]

I wish i could have gone back in time jsut so that all the ideas of freedom and stuff was exciting. i mean, nothing is new anymore.

our generation is so boring.

you know youre a stoner when opne of your most precious photos is of a pile of doughnuts

[BlackGuardXIII]

I wish i could have gone back in time jsut so that all the ideas of freedom and stuff was exciting. i mean, nothing is new anymore.

our generation is so boring.

you know youre a stoner when opne of your most precious photos is of a pile of doughnuts
Just hang in there another 8 years or so, Bill, and I will bet you won't be bored.

[Flav_cool]

What's happening in 8 years?


You know ur a stoner when u think its good to smoke before tests.

[StonerBill]

you know youre a stoner when you sit on this page waiting for a reply to pop up..

i cant beleive i did that

[LivingLegends]

u know ur a stoner when u try to smoke cashed bowls
surely you mean dumbass
u know ur a stoner when the highlight of ur week was that ounce u bough of some guy for cheap
that would be the highlight of my month! an o? haha highilight of the week my ass

[StonerBill]

very cynical today LL lol

[acidfreak]

u know u are a stoner when u just can't live without being stoned cause life otherwise is a fucking drag

[BlackGuardXIII]

What's happening in 8 years?


You know ur a stoner when u think its good to smoke before tests.
December 23rd, 2012 is the end date of the Mayan Calendar. My hunch is that by the time this date is reached, nobody will be bored.
Just my hunch.

You know you're a stoner when you get high before school every day and still get a B average.

[StonerBill]

u know u are a stoner when u just can't live without being stoned cause life otherwise is a fucking drag
true that

[jsketched]

You know your a stoner when you burn off a huge chunk of hair while trying to light a bowl high

[stoney]

that has happaned to me so many times,you know your a stoner when you look for a joint you already smoked for a 1/2 hour

[Tigerbeam]

you know your a stoner when you can program entire video games using binary code-and no computer

[mart_182]

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you give REALLY good doobs a full military burial

[mart_182]

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

[mart_182]

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

[mart_182]

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

[stoney]

i dont know if this was said yet or not but u might be a stoner if u check every baggie, cig syfrane for pot u see on the street. ( i have found pot this way on a ocassion)

[mart_182]

oops sorry for the multiple posts people

[FerrisBueller]

When you have a pipe for every kind of weed

[stoney]

thats a good one and mart no worrys

When you have a pipe for every kind of weed

[stonerman420]

yep yep!



toking bubbles sound

kermit: hey big bird do you know what todays letter is ?

bird: sure kermit!
todays letter is................................................ ............ joint

kermit: hrmmmmm........... joint is not a ltter
it is a word

big bird: sorry kids todays letter is 3

kermit: hrmmmmmm.. big bird.. uhh 3 is a number

bird: exactly! ................................ the number 3!
which is the number of joints ive smoked today!

silence...


kermit! are you with me??

kermit: pause......... god im stoned!

bird: me too!

laughing

and so forth hahaah


when big bird calls kermit kremit its great :D
and the abcs, and so forth


its great :D


i wanna hear this song...it sounds so funny,and im not even stoned.

[NatureFreak412]

When I got tore up tonite, i was like i need to be like hey to my paretns and theni busted out laughing becauset hat was funny as fuck man, and so i guess im a stonner beause of that. lol i think its still kicked in

[*Doormouse]

when the hair on your first half of your forefinger just hasn't had an opportunity to regrow

life and love

[CosmicKatie]

You know you're a stoner when you look at little tins of mints and evaluate whether they might be good for storing roaches (small Altoids tin) or whole joints (Starbucks after coffee mints tin is a favorite right now).

You might be a stoner if it has taken you almost two hours to read this entire thread.

[AnarchistScott]

you know ur a stoner wen u burn the hair on ur eyebrows an eyelashes cause the bowls too close to the mouth piece :S that pissed me off lol

you know ur a stoner wen ur thumb nail is perminetly brown/black from scrapin hash into a bowl

[DUSTY]

You know your a stoner when Visine is on the grocery list.

you know your a stoner when you keep losing stashes and finding lost stashes.

you know your a stoner when people around you assumer your a stoner even though you don't think that they don't think your not a stoner...I think

You know your a stoner when you have to find each key one at a time when you type.

you know your a stoner when you keep checking that the door is locked.

You know your a stoner when you buy car freshners ...I like pina colda...reminds of licking tanned chicks...mmmmmmmmmm tasty

You know your a stoner when you like to get high before, during and after sex

[TrippinBTM]

Not sure if it's been said (and I'm not going through all the posts to see):

You know you're a stoner when you take a hit, then forget to exhale. happened to me last night, haha. Whoops! :)

[Bobulon]

your packin down goldfish, and makin freaked out hookas all the wial learning rope/chain martial arts.

not that I would know or anything.

[aBollocks]

you know your a stoner when you go to Amsterdam 4 times a year

Woo Hoo 8 days to go

OHDFour times a year doesn't add up with your Channels blitherings. Do you really think we're impressed ?








WOOT

[Fandango]

YOU KNOW YOUR A STONER WHEN you start a post in a marijuana forum asking people to post "you know your a stoner when" sayings;)

[modestsmoker]

u know u are a stoner when u just can't live without being stoned cause life otherwise is a fucking drag

prolly not stoner

[Loveee]

You.know.your.a.stoner.when:

You.smoked.dah.herb.and.have.amazing.amounts.of.fu n.writings.stories.for.people.

[Primus]

u know u are a stoner when u just can't live without being stoned cause life otherwise is a fucking dragNah bro thats just depressed go get some prozak

[chone_bone]

you know you're a stoner when you have a job where you smoke with your boss and can't quit your job because of "job security"

you know you're a stoner when you build a bong out of lego's and spend several hours sealing the holes with rubber cement.

you know you're a stoner when you smoke bowls while you break up and roll a blunt.

[Lady_Pink_Floyd]

I hate that movie, and the Cheech and Chong movies, and basically any movie that reminds me that I'm not living in the '70s. Kiss did '80s power metal, Robert Plant is doing New Wave music, The Rolling Stones are all old men, Cheap Trick sucks now, and most of my favorite musicians are dead, including most of the Ramones, Jerry and Skynyrd. Say it aint so!


The wrold depresses me cuz its not the 60s or 70s...I live the 70s and 60s in my house but as soon as I walk out these doors....I see the normal teens of today and me in my vintage hippie clothes and they laugh at me....
My fav band is Pink Floyd, The Stones, Dylan, Beatles, Zeppelin,...
And I feel yer pain!
:(

[Lady_Pink_Floyd]

I'm a pink floyd freak and whenever I'm stoned which is always, I analyse every sound, every voice, every word in their albums and write them on numerous pices of paper....


Or you know you're a stoner when you had weed before you got stoned, then hid it, and then it dissapears...(you don't remember where you put it!)

[TrippinBTM]

I hate that movie, and the Cheech and Chong movies, and basically any movie that reminds me that I'm not living in the '70s. Kiss did '80s power metal, Robert Plant is doing New Wave music, The Rolling Stones are all old men, Cheap Trick sucks now, and most of my favorite musicians are dead, including most of the Ramones, Jerry and Skynyrd. Say it aint so!
:(
Think about how depressing it would be if Hendrix was still alive. Would he be like Bob Dylan selling out to Victoria's Secret? Would he be doing New Wave music? Maybe on VH1 doing some reality show for one-time celebs? I think if he were ressurected, he'd probably just kill himself to get out of this world, cuz I bet he wouldn't want to stick around in it, seeing as to what it's become.

[AnarchistScott]

u know ur a stoner wen u put sumthin thats longish an thin an pretend its a spliff out of habit, such as pens, pencils, chocolate bars etc........lol

u know ur a stoner wen in a company meetin u roll up the agenda sheets into a huge cone an pretend to smoke it......he he, my adviser was not happy

[the_dude]

role things in to jays that realy cant be roled.

think that objects seem more edible than they realy are.
every morning wake up with about 20 half drunk bottles of water spread around the house.

[the_dude]

forget to breath. seriously it has some times to me. i just sit there and thinks:"there was something i was gonna do...and why am i feeling so dizzy?"

[the_dude]

,ary jane the sad thing is i i have steared at thing laughing my as of like a for, a t.v. that was off. a hole in a wall,a picture of myselfwhat are u talking about?

[the_dude]

u know ur a stoner when u forget what u where thinking about and tries to remember it and forget what u where doing.
or u think that it would be a GREAt idea to turn your house into a gigantic bong with water in the basement. because think about what a hard time the cops would have to find the evidence if their standing in it OR they can be guilty of possesion and u wont get arrested. i mean you can trick some cops in to your house with some donuts or something and then when they see that u have weed you can tell them that they are guilty of posesschonn. or what if u trick them in to standing in that HUGE bowl and then light them up. But that would be kind of sad. *sigh*
but anyway: my tip for secret bongs is to make your house in to one.

[LivingLegends]

what are u talking about?
precisely my thought

[MusicMan19]

You know you're a stoner when you smoke, then spend 2 hours on your hands and knees cleaning the house, inch by inch. Just me? lol all right.

[Loveee]

u know ur a stoner when u forget what u where thinking about and tries to remember it and forget what u where doing.
or u think that it would be a GREAt idea to turn your house into a gigantic bong with water in the basement. because think about what a hard time the cops would have to find the evidence if their standing in it OR they can be guilty of possesion and u wont get arrested. i mean you can trick some cops in to your house with some donuts or something and then when they see that u have weed you can tell them that they are guilty of posesschonn. or what if u trick them in to standing in that HUGE bowl and then light them up. But that would be kind of sad. *sigh*
but anyway: my tip for secret bongs is to make your house in to one.

Haha.Dude!I.know.eactly.where.you.are.tlaking.abou t!

[TrippinBTM]

u know ur a stoner when u forget what u where thinking about and tries to remember it and forget what u where doing.
or u think that it would be a GREAt idea to turn your house into a gigantic bong with water in the basement. because think about what a hard time the cops would have to find the evidence if their standing in it OR they can be guilty of possesion and u wont get arrested. i mean you can trick some cops in to your house with some donuts or something and then when they see that u have weed you can tell them that they are guilty of posesschonn. or what if u trick them in to standing in that HUGE bowl and then light them up. But that would be kind of sad. *sigh*
but anyway: my tip for secret bongs is to make your house in to one.
hahaha, the giant house bong. I laughed the whole way through your post, lol. I love it.

[irish151]

you ure a stoner when u can look at anything and say "hmm.....that'd make a nice bong..."

[LivingLegends]

You know you're a stoner when you smoke, then spend 2 hours on your hands and knees cleaning the house, inch by inch. Just me? lol all right.
yea if ur smokin meth http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[StonerBill]

lol MM you could become a special janitor. like super janitor. he smokes weed and then cleans at 5 square metres a minute.


you know youre a eggplant when <you do that wihtout thought.

[gottssunfire]

you knw you're a stoner when you dance all over the house listening to rollercoaster of love for like 45 minutes, then weh you come down a bit you make a meal of apple cider and flounder filets...

last tuesday

[dreamergirl]

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work..............


I have SOOOOOO many lighters that don't work! In fact, i think every lighter in my room doesn't work right now! goddamn... i liked this one :D

[MusicMan19]

yea if ur smokin meth http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Actually, I currently live in the Meth capital of the world. These people are insane. They think everyone is out to get them. I clean meticulously even when I'm not high, though, it's just that pot can make you realize you've got the smallest speck of filth somewhere on the floorboards or walls that needs to be cleaned. Beyond that, who wants to live in a house with dirty clothes and ashes and old food all over the place? Not me. It's been argued here that it's natural to be dirty, but a lot of things are natural and I don't do those things, you know? Eh, well, be who you want to be.

Yeah, I could be a super janitor... or I could make more than $6.50 an hour. lol I've been told it's a sign of mental problems to be meticulously clean. Hmmmm.

You know you're a stoner when you burn 2 Tostinos pizzas back-to-back because you were watching Tommy Boy. lol

[LivingLegends]

meth capital of the world, eh? wheres that?

[MusicMan19]

Des Moines, Iowa.

[Raving Sultan]

You know yur a stoner when you know you like to smoke lots of weed.

[MusicMan19]

^That was a gem. lol

[MusicMan19]

you know you're a stoner if somewhere on your body you have a tattoo of the word

OZZY
...or an obsessed weirdo. If someone walked up to me (if I were a star) with the name "Jon" or even some nickname I came up with for myself tattooed on them, I'd be kind of freaked out.

[StonerBill]

lol yeh i second that. ozzy wasnt really a stoner either lol

[Galaxie]

you know youre a stoner when everyone at school comes to you when they need advice on growing or even to get a few papers or a pipe

you know youre a stoner when you can roll a decent sized joint out of little tiny left over scraps that were in your smoke tin....

[LivingLegends]

just giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's referring to ozzy himself? but not likely. just thought id throw the idea otu there in case.

yeah ozzy wasnt really a stoner, more like a "druggie"

[ssjwizard]

you know your a stoner when for some reason you cant stop puting kilo before grams when talking to your dealer.
you know your a stoner when youd raterh spend 150 on a bong you will probably break in 2 weeks than take your girl to a fancy diner or a movie.
you know your a stoner when you have only childish games and those that involve robery and drug use/

[MusicMan19]

you know your a stoner when youd raterh spend 150 on a bong you will probably break in 2 weeks than take your girl to a fancy diner or a movie.
I don't know man, I think that's starting to fall under the realm of "irresponsible" and even possibly "careless" and "frivolous" more than it is in the realm of just a stoner.


you know your a stoner when you have only childish games and those that involve robery and drug use/
...wait, what? :confused:

[TrippinBTM]

^^ video games?

[dasiy]

I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but you know you'r a stoner when all your stories start off as "one time when I was high".

[ssjwizard]

You know you're a stoner when you smoke, then spend 2 hours on your hands and knees cleaning the house, inch by inch. Just me? lol all right.
Na bro i think your talking about smoking meth not bud, either way cleaning on drugs sux

[ssjwizard]

you know pointless mindless games like blinks the time sweeper, crash bandacoot and stuff like that and other side would be like GTA 3/vc/sa, mafia, true crime, NARC and the like.



I don't know man, I think that's starting to fall under the realm of "irresponsible" and even possibly "careless" and "frivolous" more than it is in the realm of just a stoner.


...wait, what? :confused:

[MusicMan19]

lol, depends,... what kind of bud are you smoking? Certain strains tend to make people more industrious and energetic, while others make you lethargic and a total flake. I like to buy the former, personally. Meth had already been suggested, but Meth is a bit different, it's like coke... you do about 45 minutes of cleaning and then you completely leave everything out and fall asleep, or you take something apart and never put it back together. It's not quite as pure or "clean" a high as is really good bud.

[MusicMan19]

you know pointless mindless games like blinks the time sweeper, crash bandacoot and stuff like that and other side would be like GTA 3/vc/sa, mafia, true crime, NARC and the like.
That's not so much a stoner as a gamer. I assume there are a lot of Gamer stoners, though. I'm a "stoner" I suppose, and I enjoy a lot of RPGs more than GTA, but GTA can be interesting and is interesting to most people who like games, I'd think.

[ssjwizard]

true enough i handt gotten to that point yet when i posted it. and dont try to explain the difrent strains to me i used to be a breeder. anyways its all good. i like to roller coster my high personaly smoke a nice heady sativa then 20 mins later smoke some stony ass indica repeat for a few hours and you get my drift.

[ssjwizard]

and of course all mmorpg ers are either little kids, or substance minded.

[MusicMan19]

true enough i handt gotten to that point yet when i posted it. and dont try to explain the difrent strains to me i used to be a breeder. anyways its all good. i like to roller coster my high personaly smoke a nice heady sativa then 20 mins later smoke some stony ass indica repeat for a few hours and you get my drift.
I'm not trying to "educate" you with that, but I'd think through breeding long enough you'd know the effects of certain strains and how wildly they differ from others within certain genus' and know that not just Meth can make you industrious and energetic. That was my point. Marijuana doesn't simply make you sit on the couch and drool on yourself. If you want it to, you'll buy that strain and smoke it until you're drained and totally retarted on the couch watching Spongebob.

[ssjwizard]

ah that reminds me of my friend ziggy everyone thinks hes a super stoner cus hes allways happy, laughs at everything, and sits on his ass all day watching cartoons when hes not working.

[MusicMan19]

Yeah, but there are alot of strains within the Sativa genus that can make you both industrious and happy, in fact, I don't know of any strain that doesn't make you happy, besides Safillius Litra, or most of the other Mexican and lower-Texas plants. Those things make me depressed as hell. I don't know why anyone would buy that stuff, or how anyone could smoke it.

[TresBizzare420]

You know your a stoner when you come to work stoned and you look really happy...too happy to be at work. I did that once, a customer was like "my, your quite happy to be at work today." :wipes grin off face and continues with work as that did not just happen:

Also you know your a stoner when you write things while stoned and when sober the writings don't make much sense anymore....(Finding a paper with a bunch of stoned writing in a notebook with the first line being "I thow popcorn.")

[dreamergirl]

You know your a stoner when you close your eyes listening to a concert and think you're there

i've done that so many times.... just sittin on the floor wavin a lighter and groovin with the music. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif


hmm... i know what i want to do tonight now

[Ocean Byrd]

You know you're a stoner when you keep a clock on your "Stoner Stand" that is set to 4:20 and doesn't have any batteries in it.

[Ocean Byrd]

Also you know your a stoner when you write things while stoned and when sober the writings don't make much sense anymore....(Finding a paper with a bunch of stoned writing in a notebook with the first line being "I thow popcorn.")

*has many random rants on paper that were inspired by random stuff like the ending of Wolf's Reign, or grotesque lyrics that Vash sings in Trigun*

Interesting speculations I got there... and many mispellings. Also, I've been working on a poem for a little; it's not finished, but I refuse to work on it sober. *has been staying sober as his schoolwork was slipping because he is terrible with responsibility*

[ElectricLady]

you know you're a stoner when you have less than a mile to drive but you decide to burn on the way anyway. Prom '04.
LMAO, I'm guilty of this one

[FreeSpirited420]

you're a stoner when.... you name your pipes and bongs.

you're a stoner when.... you try and find places to have 'adventures'

you're a stoner when.... you try and find places to elude cops, and police helicopters.

[TresBizzare420]

You know your a stoner when you put raspberry tea leaves into your cereal, and start thinking about how nice it would taste if you could mix some pot leaves into it as well.

[-Sir-Smoke-Alot-]

someone might have already said this one...but ill say it again if they did....

*You know your a stoner...when you smoke weed*

^Stupid and Obvious, but very true^

[miami musician]

you know you're a stoner when you haven't smoked in two days and you're pulling your hair out.

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when everytime you start a story it begins with "this one time when I was stoned...", even when you are telling a bed time story to your kids.


You know you're a stoner when you start using words like "pitch" in everyday language.

You know you are a stoner when you have more trouble concentrating when you aren't stoned then when you are.

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when you realize what they tell you in school IS right. Drugs DO change you.

and you think it's for the better;)

[StonerBill]

hey cool, an index for how much you should smoke up. you get the time of the day, and put it into porportion to 4:20

though its not the most practical index. still its like.. could be used in something somehwere in the world im sure!

[Harvest420Moon]

you know your a stoner when you read that last thing you wrote 5 times and still have no idea what you're talking about(like i just did)

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when your geography teacher draws a diagram of elevation maps and your first thought is that it looks like a joint.

You know you're a stoner when... you're failing all your classes that come right after lunch. And you simply don't care.

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when people say you're acting different than you usually are.... and you aren't stoned.

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when you are too high to hold the pipe but you still want more so you get one friend to light, one friend to hold it, and one friend to hold you up.

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when you came up with this sober:


I smoke too much weed
I drink too much booze
But what the hell,
I've got nothing to lose!

[miami musician]

when...

you smoke to try to keep yourself awake...

*sparks bowl*

:p

[Ash_Freakstreet]

you know you're a stoner when you're over the age of 12 but still watch Dragontales regularly.

[Jointman69]

the one about the 2 friends helping you was great lol :)

you know your a stoner when everytime you see a cooking pot in a store you place it on your head and yell hey everyone im a pothead..........or you could jsut be really immature.......or you could be both like me !:)

[Jiminy Cricket]

Dragontales is such an amazing show :D

[TrippinBTM]

you know your a stoner when everytime you see a cooking pot in a store you place it on your head and yell hey everyone im a pothead..........or you could jsut be really immature.......or you could be both like me !:)
hahahaha!

[ekul le chet]

... when it takes longer to pack your weed and smoking stuff for a weekend away than it does packing everything else ;)

... when your running late for a weekend away, but think you'll just have a quick reefer before you go, making yourself even more late. but stoned for the train journey :)

[miami musician]

dunno if this was said yet...

you know you're a stoner when you spend more $$$ on pot than food.

[miami musician]

Dragontales is such an amazing show :D
haha, dragontales...

:D

[rhasta.penguin]

dont know if this has been done, but imma give it a shot...

you know your a stoner when every time you go to carls jr., you HAVE to get 4 spicy chicken sandwhich's so they equal $4.20:D

[Musikero]

You know you're a stoner when:

1. your dream vacation is Amsterdam.
2. you never go out without your lighter, your pipe, and your Visine, even when you don't have weed cuz you never know when you're gonna bump into someone who might have some and might give you some.
3. you feel paranoid around cops even when you're sober and you're not carrying anything.
4. your happiest memories are hard to remember because you were stoned in all of them.
5. you can't imagine marrying someone who's not a stoner or at least non-judgmental towards stoners.
6. when you visit another country, you always look out for the nearest headshop.
7. high times is to you what the bible is for christians.

[Sheebs]

you know you're a stoner when not being stoned is a weird thing for u

[Sheebs]

you know your a stoner when ur dealer is ur best friend

[mynameisjake07]

You know you're a stoner when:

1. your dream vacation is Amsterdam.
2. you never go out without your lighter, your pipe, and your Visine, even when you don't have weed cuz you never know when you're gonna bump into someone who might have some and might give you some.
3. you feel paranoid around cops even when you're sober and you're not carrying anything.
4. your happiest memories are hard to remember because you were stoned in all of them.
5. you can't imagine marrying someone who's not a stoner or at least non-judgmental towards stoners.
6. when you visit another country, you always look out for the nearest headshop.
7. high times is to you what the bible is for christians.
lol all those count for me

[flowerchild89]

*You know you're a stoner when your bong is taller than your dog.
*You know you're a stoner when you roll seeds into your joint on purpose so you can hear popping on the 4th of July because you can't afford to buy fireworks
*You know you're a stoner when you thought the ebola virus was a type of weed...
*You know you're a stoner when your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
*You know you're a stoner when every cylindrical thing you see turns into plans of some new smoking device...
*You know you're a stoner when you sell your car for gas money (sounds like something I would do...once I get a car, that is...)

[jsketched]

You know your a stoner when you have a really funky multicoloured hat with a leaf on it but you cant wear it cause you spilled bong water on it last night and it smells nasty. I hate it when that happens.

[heartsnotfarts]

you know your a stoner when yer bowl doesnt work anymore because its clogged with resin-tar from excessive smoking

happened to my friend on friday.... his bowl doesnt work because its filled with tar/resin. its really sick

[Inavacuum]

You know your a stoner when you walk inside and your friends dad says "Have you been drinking?" and you say "no" and laigh because you really haven't been drinking!

[Inavacuum]

You know your a stoner when ur talkin and all of the sudden u burp out smoke.



You know your a stoner when u want to mow the lawn rly rly bad and u beg ur dad to let you even though you just mowed it 2 days ago for 15 dollars.

[ThickSmoke]

you know your a stoner when you wait for 3 hours for a phone call thats not even from a girl.

[modestsmoker]

seems like all people are writing is what happens to them weather or not there a stoner

p.s.most stoners dont worry about red eyes

[modestsmoker]

you know your a stoner when yer bowl doesnt work anymore because its clogged with resin-tar from excessive smoking

happened to my friend on friday.... his bowl doesnt work because its filled with tar/resin. its really sick
you know that happens to everyone ?
you know you can clean it?

[Inavacuum]

when u seriously think hard for something like this

[LivingLegends]

you know your a stoner when yer bowl doesnt work anymore because its clogged with resin-tar from excessive smoking

happened to my friend on friday.... his bowl doesnt work because its filled with tar/resin. its really sick

wow someone just revealed their novice

[StonerBill]

lol yeh so0me of them are rpetty shit.. but who cares, the number of posts is beating some of the 'lets make the biggest thread on the forums' threads hehe

[StonerBill]

lol well not the one in random section...

well anywya

the comments have to suggest that you smoke a lot, or have very specific smoking habits, thats what being a stoner is about, not just smoking weed

[TrippinBTM]

lol well not the one in random section...

well anywya

the comments have to suggest that you smoke a lot, or have very specific smoking habits, thats what being a stoner is about, not just smoking weed
Yeah, and this one actually has a point, it's a real thread.

Um, you know you're a stoner when you REALLY know what it's like to use the Bible to help you find God.

[mart_182]

you know you're a stoner when you get knocky about what does and doesnt constitute being a stoner

[Inavacuum]

you know ur a stoner when ur room and desk look like this.....(notice the blankets hung over the windows so the sun doesn't wake me up)

[mart_182]

ooo you have the same router as me

[StonerBill]

lol man and you only started smoking like a few months ago? have you made all thos psychedelic changes since then or did you like that sorta room before you were a stoner too? hehe

[Inavacuum]

I've had my roompainted like this since the 4th grade lol. I dunno why but I got really into the whole hippy scene. I burned incense and crap it was weird. Eneryone thought I was crazy cuz they weren't deep enough to understand why.

[Inavacuum]

O yea I meant to say the main reason I got drawn into it was because of the music. I heard some guys on the forums talking about Jimi Hendrix and Phish and stuff. So I bought a couple albums and I listened to purple haze about a million times and was amazed my phish's Junta album. I just loved the beleifs and stuff man its weird. I play the drums and I've always loved music like when I was little I bought about every Elvis CD ever and I still have some. I was just eally into all the music and I went to a Phish concert before I smoked with my dad and I stayed for the whole thing sober. Thats the main reason I smoke too is for the music.

[Inavacuum]

Not to post excessively but I was reading what I put and it sounds like I meant Elvis to be part of the hippt music thing but I was just putting that as an example of my love for music even at early ages.

[Musikero]

You know you're a stoner when you lock yourself in the closet and smoke there in order to recycle the smoke cuz you don't have a lot of weed left (been there, done that...sigh, how sad).

[Musikero]

*You know you're a stoner when you roll seeds into your joint on purpose so you can hear popping on the 4th of July because you can't afford to buy fireworks


At least they still allow fireworks there. We've had so many accidents involving fireworks and firecrackers that they're now illegal in my city.:(

[callinghome]

that sucks! Fireworks are the bomb. Trippy shit

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when u can't get weed so you jsut buy new & interesting paraphenelia to tide over the stoenr side of you until you get weed

(its not really a joke.....iv ebeen doing it for 2 months :( )

[Musikero]

Believe me, I know how you feel. I've been doing it for half a year now.

[Ediction421]

You're smokeing a bowl of nugz, resin, and roaches at the same time, like I am right now... ;)

[JohnnyATL]

When you search the whole house for shoes, then finally discover they have been on your feet the whole time.

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when you get bored and make new paraphenelia even though youve been dry for a long while

[the_dude]

...everytime you hear someone say the word: "smoke" you starts rolling a jay.

[LivingLegends]

you know ur a stoner when u dig this thread up from like a month ago ... hahaha

[juggla]

you freak out when you 'only' have a ounce left

[snelio37]

you know youre a stoner when you laugh every fucking time you see the number 420, or actually seek it out by driving down a 400 block every time you can. haha, good times.

[the_dude]

you know ur a stoner when u dig this thread up from like a month ago ... hahahayou gotta get with the classics.:sunglasse

[the_dude]

this here is a pretty great thread. we should keep it going for a while.

[the_dude]

you know ur a stoner when u dig this thread up from like a month ago ... hahahaa month! more like 3 months! hahaha

[Bob_Bong]

You know you're a stoner when...You Tattoo pot to your back, publicly declare your tokingup ... and get your ass kick outta your house because of pot..

THAT'S when you know you're a stoner

[YES I CANNABIS]

your a stoner when...

Your too phoned to stone home

[snelio37]

you know you're a stoner when ever story you tell starts with "we were really stoned"

[StonerBill]

yeh i hadnt expected the thread to grow so long hehe i imagined it would be forgotten after a few laughs

You know youre a stoner when the worst birthday present you could ever get was sobriety

:'(

[WharfRat]

you know your a stoner when you run out of pot but you got enough resin in a piece to hold you over for a few days

[LivingLegends]

You know youre a stoner when the worst birthday present you could ever get was sobriety

:'(

i can top that. an attempted escape from sobriety by smoking a clove and getting sick! haha what a sweet sixteen... hey at least i was in bali!

[LoserMan]

You know your a stoner when you sleep 12 hours, smoke, then go back to sleep.

You know your a stoner when your to lazy to finish your...


....



sentences...

[Bob_Bong]

you know you're a stoned when

[Shamrock]

You know your a stoner when you think water tastes goodAhahaha BEST ONE YET!!!


You know you're a stoner when you're posting on the hipforums.com marijuana forum.

[StonerBill]

:S i dont see how its the best one, man, i mean its not like water tastes bad, and its also not like water has no taste.

[LivingLegends]

hahaha i have this stoney paragraph i did on water once... haha ill post it in the morning.. (too lazy to finish post ahhaha)

[Gravy_Train_Gilmour]

Add your own, try to make them witty, or at least make them up while stoned


You know youre a stoner when weed stops getting in the way of work
and work starts to get in the way of weed


dude, that doesn't make sense. if work gets in the way of weed, it's implied that work is important enough to place before weed.

[StonerBill]

no, its implying that weed is the prominent one because of the way work 'gets in the way' of it.

like in the start, youre doing work prominently, and so weed gets in the way of it. but when your a stoner, your smoking habitually, so the work you need to do gets in the way, of your habit that is. in both cases, the habit is blocked by the special case.

[NatureFreak412]

You know your a stoner when you go to the movies with a girl and toke up before the movie, then when u go to buy the ticket u totally forget what ur going to see and hold up the line. lmao

[StonerBill]

nar see man you made the mistake: thats a 'you know youre stoned' not a 'you know youre a stoner'

[the_dude]

you know your a stoner when you start smoking at 4:20 and never stop. and i do mean NEVER!

[YES I CANNABIS]

I wish i could have gone back in time jsut so that all the ideas of freedom and stuff was exciting. i mean, nothing is new anymore.

our generation is so boring.
i agree with you man... i feel bad for the little kids growing up in the world today..



rap = crap.. i don't mean to offend anyone when i say this: the whole rap / hip-hop scene is fake (to me) and just ridiculous.. i laugh when i see thier music videos.. they just look really stupid

[BudBomb7]

rap= rhythm and poetry


quit listening ot the shit on mtv and find some realy rap and youll probably like it.

[snelio37]

^ absolutely. some is actually really really good. then there's your homogenized misogynistic crapola on MTV.
can we get back to the thread?

you know you're a stoner when you cycle through the 9 pages of this because you forgot them all and can use a cheap laugh.

[PokeSmot]

you know your a stoner when ur dealer is ur best friend
haha, word

my dealer is my neighbor and one of my best friends ha ha. even though he takes all my money.

[FallenFairy]

you know your a stoner when......

you cash the 3 ft bong in one hit.

You have such mad driving skills you can avoid t-boning a mustang go up a driveway miss a pole by not even an inch go down the next driveway not scraping a single thing get back on the road... and still be holding the bowl and lighter in hand.


you can have an in depth conversation about any inanimate or fictional object without even thinking twice. and you act like its something thats going on in real life.


you can judge in 3.7 seconds with your naked eye if a bag is too small, but you cant remember what color shirt you wore last night

You get pulled over when three of you are not even halfway done smoking a freshly rolled blunt, you ask the person holding the blunt to eat it; not only do they eat it but they do so with absolutely zero hesitation.
And... Your other friend knows to light a smoke and fan the smoke around the car to cover up the smell
Then... While the officer is writing the ticket all the three of you can do is laugh making references to Super Troopers and other stoner related movies.
And... Your already talking about more pot because you totally just missed out on half a blunt man. WTF lol


ur on the phone with ur mom, stoned as a motherfucker, telling her what u want her to get you from the supermarket. After about a 15 minute description of products, your mother replies, "are you stoned?"


you can have a normal conversation joking and laughing with one of your dealers he asks you why you can't meet up with him, then all of the sudden out of nowhere get a stone serious face and say "Honestly, I'm going to putt putt."

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when you spend 2 hours with you friend exchanging stoner songs on aim.

you know your a stoner when you get high at 3 o clock in the morning with your best friends and when one of em suggest we jump the fence to the pool and go swimming....you start running towards the fence and get over and get down to your boxers just so you can be the first one in.

you know your a stoner when a bowl comes before your morning cigarrete

you know your a stoner when people think your half asian jsut because your eyelids are droopy all the time