You know youre a stoner when...

[StonerBill]

hahaha!!!!! that last one was great!

you know youre a stoner when you smoke before doing work, instead of after

[StonerBill]

haha you know your stoners when you and your cooworker laugh for ages and ages that one of your till's totalled 420 dollars at the end of the day

[footprints]

you know your a stoner when you realise mould has been growing on your legs for like three weeks

[StonerBill]

dont you mean 'you know your unhealthy' ;)

you know your a stoner when you spend 40 minutes talking about cultivating marijuana with peers

[callinghome]

You know you're a stoner when you tell one of your friends "You should stone your mom when your REALLY phoned"

The idea in the first place is already pretty stupid but then when you start tripping over your words, you're screwed. xD

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when instead of using weed as an incentive for getting your work done you get high and then tell yourself you cant have any munchies until your work is done.

[Darius]

you know your a stoner when...

When you eat cereal you make sure theres no people in your milk because you thought honey i shrunk the kids was based on a true story.

[Jointman69]

^hahahahhahahahaha

that was great :)



you know your a stoner when you get stoned and think your on a magic carpet......made of astroturf.

[Autentique]

Um, you know you're a stoner when you REALLY know what it's like to use the Bible to help you find God.
You know you are a stoner when you are out of paper and you rip a page out of the Bible to make a joint.

[Gurkadurk]

When you realize that anything can be turned into a bong.

[crashandburn]

You know you're a stoner when

- you can comprise a list of at least 50+ people that you have toked with
- at least 95% of the people's numbers saved on your phone are stoners
- you arrive at your friend's house and their parents automatically ask YOU if YOU wanna hit

[m0th_eaten]

You know youre a stoner when you've read every single reply god knows how many times and still laughs out loud :D

You know youre a stoner when you drop a blunt in a pile of leaves and have 4 of your friends help you look for it... in the fall :-/

You're a stoner when everything you say starts with "i was sooo high/high as hell"

You know you're a stoner when the munchies you eat are called Munchies!!! ooh yeah, trail mix :D!!!

[Spastic_Monkey]

you know your a stoner when people think your half asian jsut because your eyelids are droopy all the timeThat's one of the best ones in this thread

[Autentique]

You know you are a stoner when you see a box of brownie mix.. and you think hmmm.. weed, (instead of hmm.. chocolate, brownies, food.)
You know you are a stoner when you start hiding weed from your friends.. that was my last joint man.. (while you have a "secret personal stash").

[hamsammich]

You know your a stoner when it's hard to fit your entire stash in your stash box.

[NeoPascal]

You know your a stoner when all your paraphanalia has a corrisponding soft case to keep it safe.

[NeoPascal]

U know your a stoner when even though u one several pieces of it, u still misspell paraphanalia.

[NeoPascal]

U know your a stoner when everytime you see a water bottle you immediatly thing "that would make a great bong."

[NeoPascal]

U know your a stoner when choosing between sex and weed, you really have to think about it.

[NeoPascal]

U know your a stoner when the best use of your time is comming up with "you know your a stoner when..." phrases.

[NeoPascal]

you know your a stoner when you post five "you know your a stoner when..." phrases in a row in different posts.

[Tigerbeam]

you know your a stoner if you have read this entire thread 3 times and its always new to you

[Tigerbeam]

you know your a stoner when.... my hands.... oooohh....

[NatureFreak412]

When you are stoned adn you think about the time that you were stoned before and the shit that happened and u laugh about it and everyone is like what are you laughing at, and you totally forget

[CubanB]

You know you are a stoner when instead of buying a system cleaning drink..... which could have been used to pass a drug test and get a job, you buy a bong.

Needless to say I failed the drug test :&

[oOflyeyesOo]

You know your a stoner, When you smoke each morning just to become "normal" again. When weed isnt even considered a high anymore.

[physicalxgraffiti]

you know you're a stoner when you find yourself saying, AFTER you study you can smoke a bowl...

[USNavyDeadHead]

When you find yourself in Wal-Mart at 4 AM buying silly putty and a deck of cards.

[Orsino2]

When you get high and go to your grandmother's funeral stoned.

heh... :p :D

[StonerBill]

from another thread haha

you know your a stoner when you start referring to a break as something youll 'quit' at some point

[dayafterpuberty]

you know your a stoner when you find plants growing in the back yard and had no idea they were there.

[dayafterpuberty]

or, You know your a stoner when all your stories begin with. Dude, this one time i was so high...

[the_dude]

...when suddenly realize that Alfred Hitchcok just is the coolest guy!

[YES I CANNABIS]

When you are stoned adn you think about the time that you were stoned before and the shit that happened and u laugh about it and everyone is like what are you laughing at, and you totally forget
ahahaha always happenes to me

[StonerBill]

you know your a stoner when you find plants growing in the back yard and had no idea they were there.
lol dude what sort of stoner wouldnt realise they had cannabis in their yard

you know your a stoner when "I CANT REMEMBER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE BEFORE I SMOKED WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME!"

as a friend of mine emotively proclaimed

[LivingLegends]

i love those stoned moments when youre thinking of something, and it totally makes sense at the moment, then you think about it some more, and your train of thought gets totall off course, and after about what seems like 5 minutes of thought but actually is about 15 seconds, you have NO idea what you were thinking, or how it made sense, but it amused you and made sense anyway. hahaha and people ask what youre laughing at and you cant explain it.......

that always happens to me and my crazy mind

[cadcruzer]

you know your a stoner when half way throu..............................

[Rafaela]

you know you're a stoner when you think your vynil player has a mind of its own.....that rebelious bastard!

[*chr0nic man*]

you know your a stoner when u dont remember what u did yesterday

[fireice83]

You know you're a stone when at 4:20 on 4/20 it happened to be Easter and you skipped your family dinner to burn

[LivingLegends]

You know you're a stone when at 4:20 on 4/20 it happened to be Easter and you skipped your family dinner to burn

then i must be a "stone"! hahha

[Utopia_Erwtje]

you know youre a stoner when you whats 'finding nemo' for the 7th time and you still dont get it...

[RoamingGnome]

When you have about 5,000 altoids tins and no mints.

[jo_k_er_man]

When your pipe collection goes into double digits......

when you realize one of your posters has been sideways for the past four years and you just now notice it........(noticed my one of my bob marley posters is supposed to be turned another way...:& )


When you have about 5,000 altoids tins and no mints.
....or when you have about 1000 film containers and no camera.......

[NatureFreak412]

You know your a stonr when u and ur friends are sitting around in a basement talking about how you all need airplanes because you live kinda far apart, and like could drive the airplanes to school, and that we would have to do drills every sunday, and then just start listening to Dark Side of the Moon and forget about the planes

[fireice83]

you know you're a stoner when you roll a j then smoke it then eat cheddar blasted goldfish then lick your fingers....and it it's the best thing you have ever tasted

[YES I CANNABIS]

you try to count how many people's legs have walked past you but then gets too confusing

[StonerBill]

Reminder: thsi thread is about being a stoner, not being stoned

You know your a stoner when people make a statement about your love of weed at every introduction you get

[the_dude]

...you get confused in the woods.

[carsick]

when youre dieing of lung cancer

[TresBizzare420]

When your wearing a shirt that says wake and bake with a pilsbury doughboy on top of the words, and someone tells you "sweet shirt man" and it makes you happy because you know that person is good friends with mary jane as well.

[NatureFreak412]

The wrold depresses me cuz its not the 60s or 70s...I live the 70s and 60s in my house but as soon as I walk out these doors....I see the normal teens of today and me in my vintage hippie clothes and they laugh at me....
My fav band is Pink Floyd, The Stones, Dylan, Beatles, Zeppelin,...
And I feel yer pain!
:(
I know exactly what you mean man.

[StonerBill]

when youre dieing of lung cancer
boo

you know your a stoner when you dream about getting stoned every night that you dont have any

[NikkiLou6387]

you know you're a stoner when the rest of the class is on a field trip so you pull out your bowl and smoke in the open empty classroom

[NatureFreak412]

Originally Posted by carsick
when youre dieing of lung cancer





you know your addicted to cigarettes when this happens...

[carsick]

you know your addicted to cigarettes when this happens...im saying this in a carm ,non serious voice,im not shouting and desperate to be right but what are you trying to say?? pot doesnt give you cancer? if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs and THEN get cancer?

[carsick]

when youre dieing of lung cancer
i shouldnt have said this anyway, obviously you all know the consequences of your actions. i was in a bad mood and wanted to spread a little negitivity

[StonerBill]

show a case of where weed has caused cancer?

funny how statistics and facts can be thrown around but ive never seen a report of anyone getting lung cancer from smoking just weed (not smoking cigarettes)

you know your a stoner when you have pet names for all the places around school that you can go to smoke at

my friend has 'the ally' which is just a space next to a house, and 'the house' which is an old derelict kiosk for an old (what we suspect) lawn bowls club

my school has 'cyrus hill', a big hill behind a cyriate club, 'shit pit' a little nook where druggies and students go (as is 'the house' from all around, but also leave the place in horrible shape. and 'powerhouse' which is actually just a big power box right next to the school which you can stand behind and no one really will see you

just thought id share

[TARABELLE]

You know you're a stoner: when lunch is all about attitude adjustment and not eating.

[Autentique]

im saying this in a carm ,non serious voice,im not shouting and desperate to be right but what are you trying to say?? pot doesnt give you cancer? if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs and THEN get cancer?
LOL.. this is just stupid (and im sorry if i offend you), but what the hell is this, if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs... I used to smoke cigs before I smoked pot, not like in a regular basis, but ocassionally, and after I started smoking pot I stoped smoking cigs.. I just thought that there's no point to it.

[NatureFreak412]

I smoke cheeba and I would never touch a cigarette thats nasty. I know some people that have used pot to help them quit cigarettes. Then they would stop smoking pot as much, and wouldnt crave cigs at all. Since pot isnt physically addictive.

And if your like me and only toke up only on the weekends, then ur chances are slim and none.

[carsick]

LOL.. this is just stupid (and im sorry if i offend you), but what the hell is this, if you smoke pot youll become addicted to cigs... I used to smoke cigs before I smoked pot, not like in a regular basis, but ocassionally, and after I started smoking pot I stoped smoking cigs.. I just thought that there's no point to it.
i think im confused

[the_dude]

...after your finnished with you bong theres no water left.

[fireice83]

You know you're a stoner when you use money to buy books for college on a fat load of bud instead that you'll smoke before you go to the classes that you don't have the books for

[heifers_calf]

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work..............I thaught that was a crack head prob

[heifers_calf]

You hide under the covers to hosd in the smoke cause its our last dube. Whene you recycle hits in your shirt they say maryjuana effects your???????????????????????uhmm oh yea memory

[heifers_calf]

u know ur a stoner when u try to smoke cashed bowls
u know ur a stoner when ur ligher runs out and u try to use the stove to light a j
u know ur a stoner when the highlight of ur week was that ounce u bough of some guy for cheap, and karma can u tell me how u did/got the aqua teen hunger force thing, jenifer19 i totaly agree, lmao im listing to dark side of the moon righ nowyes and you have an electric stove to light your bowel

[heifers_calf]

when the hair on your first half of your forefinger just hasn't had an opportunity to regrow

life and loveyour weed starts to smell like burning nose hair

[heifers_calf]

Yeah, and this one actually has a point, it's a real thread.

Um, you know you're a stoner when you REALLY know what it's like to use the Bible to help you find God.or at least use4 the back pages to role a spliff

[heifers_calf]

yor standing over a bleeding body with rocks in your hands<let he without sin cast the first stone><people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones > or if yu work at the rock queary

[heifers_calf]

your parents are stoners when at age three you can roll a joint.<keep this thread alive keep on rolling>

[Iron Butterfly]

You know your a stoner when your have permanent res stains on all of your pants.

[StonerBill]

heifers calf dude, no need to overpost

[RandomDrunkGuy]

Hah, just did this one and I thought it it was funny as hell....

You know your a stoner if you've ever hidden your bong behind something thats clear.

[heifers_calf]

i always thaught wene yu get the ball run with it dude.yOU KNOW YOUR A STONER WHENE your eyes are purmenatly poping out from holding in hits an coughing too hard

[StonerBill]

yer man but some of them didnt make that much sense

[crashandburn]

You know you're a stoner when you keep a roll of tin foil in your glove compartment. You know, just in case. . .

You know you're a stoner when you put your phone in your back pocket then go to use the bathroom in a gas station, come out, realize that something is missing, go back into the bathroom, just stick your hand in the piss filled toilet to retrieve your phone, come back out, and your friends remark about how you can now use it as a fish bowl. *Yes, this happened to me on 4/20 last year via a few bowls of KB

You know you're a stoner when you're leaving with your friends and your mom yells to you, "Gonna go score that KB eh? Gonna go get some of that killa bud?" and you respond, "You know it mom".

[StonerBill]

haha yer my mums pulled that one

'where are you boys off to?'
'just goin for a walk'
'off to score eh?'

[heifers_calf]

yer man but some of them didnt make that much senseI didnt realize i had to explain myself then i realized most of the people on this thread are kids. Standing over a body with a rock in yur hand. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A STONER OF MEN . IF you didnt get what i said mayhap you were too damned stoned to understand. lol you know your a stoner when your mom tells you to get off the pot and your not in the bathroom.

[StonerBill]

that made enough sense

[blue_eyez]

when u n some friends are havin a session in ur room then they leave n u lay down to go to sleep n put ur hand under ur pillow n find a baggie there n think, damn, who the hell left an empty bag in my bed, then u roll it out n there is a whole bowl left in it so u smoke it all to ur self before u pass out....that happened to me last nite!

when u sign a lease n make a down payment on the upper unit of a duplex because the attic would make a perfect smoke lounge...i love my house!

[fireice83]

you know you're a stoner when a wake and bake is part of your daily morning before brushing your teeth and eating breakfast

[the_dude]

...people ask you if you ever get high and you respond: "i cant remember..."

[gwender_elf]

You know your a stoner when you have 5 lighters that don't work..............
...and you don't smoke cigarettes!

[gwender_elf]

...you leave the club go outside to sit in your car to smoke and you get the bright idea to turn on the radio and when you're done, you get out of the car and lock your keys in it and the locksmith guy comes and open your door and the smell of what you were doing practically OVERPOWERS the poor dude, and THEN, because you've been through such a fiasco, you plop back into the seat, light up, get the same flipping 'wouldn't some music be nice' idea, and ALMOST DO THE SAME THING, AGAIN!!!


<sigh>


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[blazednconfused]

when you try to pass off the smell of weed in your room as incense to your parents (the story of my life)

[NeoPascal]

You know your a stoner when u wake and bake after a weed nap.

[the_dude]

You know your a stoner when u wake and bake after a weed nap....when you laugh repetitivly for about 15 minutes at that line^^

[MattInVegas]

You may quote me!

"Did I just take a hit or, am I due for another?"
MattInVegas

[heifers_calf]

====* ear....

[NatureFreak412]

Your weed budget comes before everything else when you get money.

[Dumaro]

You know your a stoner when you think "Once a stoner, always a stoner"

You know your a stoner When there might be more carpet then herb in your bowl....

You know your a stoner when you have all the pink floyd CDs in your room in order of release and you were born in the 80s

You know your a stoner when you enjoy watchinig trees sway in the wind

You know your a stoner when You Cant Understand What Your Saying as well as others can....

You know your a stoner when you think Bob marley is sitting right next to you

You know your a stoner when you cant get that Doors song out of your head

You know your a stoner when its New years...and someone claims its 2004 and you argue with them

You know your a stoner when your so high mushrooms look identical to peppers....(what a weird day that turned out to be)

You know your a stoner when you see music

You know your a stoner when you have creased nearly every corner of a really good book as bookmarks (you know your a stoner when you make sentences like this)

[Dumaro]

And finally...We all know were stoners, when this thread has reached 35 pages...And we still read it, (my stomach hurts from laughing)

[StonerBill]

we know we are stoners when we get the thread locked when it gets to 420 posts

[gwender_elf]

...p.s.most stoners dont worry about red eyes
Hrrmph! <sniff> Everyone knows i have 'allergies!' ;)

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[newo]

You know you're a stoner if you're constantly getting pulled over by the cops for no particular reason, and you're white.

[fireice83]

when you're trying to have an intelligent convo but some how words like "dude" and "totally" enter in it like every other word....

[jo_k_er_man]

When we're on the 12th page of this damn thread and you can still fill in the blank for "you know you're a stoner when...."

[Tune_man420]

when you use your house key to clean our your pipe while driving

[StonerBill]

you know your a stoner when your farts smell like weed

[Jennifer19]

haha

[TARABELLE]

when you use your house key to clean our your pipe while driving
HAHAHAHAHAH - done this!

[Insight_m]

You know your a stoner when you tell your friends off for not inhaling the smoke properly and threaten them by saying "If your not going to smoke properly, I will not roll another joint"...:sunglasse

EDIT: Oh and one more.. You know your a stoner when you make your mum weed tea because she is complaining about a head achne and for the need of relaxation and when she asks you what it is, you tell her its herbal tea and you got it from a special chinese medicine store..

[Squidge]

you know ur a stoner when everythign in ur room is at arms length

[StonerBill]

hhaha! that a great one
wow we are still finding good ones

you know your a stoner when you and your friends proclaim it is potmas holliday on the 20th of april.

[NatureFreak412]

lmao I jsut did one.

You know your a stoner when you try and put your contact lenses in, while you are still wearing glasses.

[jo_k_er_man]

You know you're a stoner when your excuse for not qutting smoking pot is "no one likes a quitter"

[fireice83]

you know you're a stoner when you're family has a family wake and bake

[Mikyie]

when your taking buds to the supermarket to puff in the supermarket bathroom.:D

[Mikyie]

hey dont feel bad the same thing happened to me i told my friend stop wasting bong hits,the smoke kept comin out of the bong he would blow in to it,till i cut him off it killed me but waste not want not.but let me tell ya when i cut him off he learned real quick after that.
puff puff pass

[Insight_m]

you know your a stoner when you find hidden food in your coboard...

To be more hi-tec..when you buy a mini fridge for your room ;)

[blazednconfused]

You know you're a stoner when your excuse for not qutting smoking pot is "no one likes a quitter"
hahahaha... that one was good.

[StonerBill]

lol ive got a friend witjh qa mini fridge in his room
we chilled the bong in it

you know your a stoner when you subconsciously think of weed whenever you hold a coke bottle

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner when you have special soundtracks and mix CDs and Tapes you have selected and picked out to smoke to. :D :p

[Raving Sultan]

You know you're a stoner when you have special soundtracks and mix CDs and Tapes you have selected and picked out to smoke to. :D :p
And you refer to them as your green mix

[Insight_m]

lol....!
You know your a stoner when you think of your best moments while stoned to reply to a stoned thread and cant think of a specific stoned moment because they were all stonetaascically gooooood! and you end up with writing nothing...damn

[Insight_m]

oh oh....You think your dog is Wookie from Star Wars

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner if you're stoned right now.


I;m right now... :D

[StonerBill]

haha adapted from another thread,

you know youre a stoner when you keep getting pulled over for driving too slow

[NatureFreak412]

And you refer to them as your green mix
or 420 mix
or chillout mix.
hahahaha love those

[Insight_m]

lol!
You know your a stoner when most of the things you do naturally turn out to be stoner jokes :)

[Orsino2]

haha adapted from another thread,

you know youre a stoner when you keep getting pulled over for driving too slowAhaha... like Chris Farley and David Spade when they get pulled over and they're all stoned on Nitrous. The cop says they were doing seven miles per hour. Then the car was reported stolen, lmfao. :D

[StonerBill]

lol!
You know your a stoner when most of the things you do naturally turn out to be stoner jokes :)
haha dude

= "you know your a stoner when you do things that you know youd be a stoner if you did"

[hippin life]

you know your a stoner when you have Febreeze and visine tears in your trunk, glove box, middle consule, on the dashboard, and under the drivers seat...just so you can find one of them.

...when you rig up a hacky sack for hiding your stash

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner if you can smoke three or four bowls in the bathroom during a family gathering around Easter dinner and get away with being stoned the whole time, then excuse yourself and smoke another bowl before you get seconds and say you haven't ate all day to hide the munchies. :D

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner when you like to begin every morning with a fresh bowl to start the day off right. :D

[jennifericous]

you know your a stoner when you go to the movies and the trailers are sooo much more exciting than the movie.
you know your a stoner when you tell your friends you love to skin up at night smoke half the joint wake up in the morning and smoke the other half. (shock) what..everyone doesnt do that?

[Insight_m]

haha!

You know your a stoner when you go to the cinema to watch a movie and you leave without having a clue about the film but magically seem to remember every sountrack played.

[NatureFreak412]

you know your a stoner when you have Febreeze and visine tears in your trunk, glove box, middle consule, on the dashboard, and under the drivers seat...just so you can find one of them.

...when you rig up a hacky sack for hiding your stash

do explain this hacky sack rig.

[StonerBill]

its whereyou get a hacky sack and fill it with weed.

you know, those little material crafted balls filled with sand or rice or wahtnot, that hippies or trendy people stand around in parks and kick to eachother.

lol at the joint thing. i dont see the point. much better to roll a joint at night, smoke it, then roll another in the morning and smoke it then. lol better still roll two.

you know your a stoner when the first thing you look for when you go to stay anywhere thats not your home, is a place to smoke

[NatureFreak412]

You know your a stoner when you dream about getting stoned.

Or running with a big suit case of weed.

[Insight_m]

You know your a stoner when you dream about getting stoned.

Or running with a big suit case of weed.hmmm... more like "you know your a drug dealer whos ass is gona get whooped when running with a big suitcase of weed"

you know your a stoner when you...ah fuck it

[NatureFreak412]

hmmm... more like "you know your a drug dealer whos ass is gona get whooped when running with a big suitcase of weed"

you know your a stoner when you...ah fuck it
I dont deal...

It was a dream, I was going to go smoke it all...

[Burgundy_Skye]

You know you're stoner when your parents contribute to the purchasing of your pipes, papers, bongs, bubblers.

[newo]

When marijuana is one of the ingrediants in your Thanksgiving turkey stuffing

When getting high together is your idea of foreplay

[jo_k_er_man]

when you get the munchies and you actually contemplate eating your box of 1987 World Series Champions Wheaties

[Insight_m]

I dont deal...

It was a dream, I was going to go smoke it all...I never sai du were you paranoid monk ;)

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner when you can't make brownies because you're out of seasoning.

[lkshdkljh]

Okay, First off in my book... heh ... I am the greatest stoner ever . Im not smart and I dont try to be. Yes there are "smart" stoners and they fuckin rock, lazy stoners , munchie stoners , good people stoners, parinoid stoners, wig out stoners, I hate life stoners, crazy stoners , not right stoners , "im going to quit" stoners, "lets have sex" stoners, and just about any other thing you could think of to involve stoners. Hell I so stoned I forgot what this forum is about but , the fact is, I think I am the greatest stoner ever ... and I am not the only one of these there are many but very few! :D My friends come over and surf my carpet and are able to roll a joint. I never scrap my bowl because it taste nasty and plus i have an ounce on my at all time... most the time. Its not like I think its time to roll a doobie, because I am probley already smoking. I named my bong ... "Wee little bubblin buddy" (0_o) ... Its not as though my life revolves around weed, its just that it does and I dont relize it. For fuck sakes I think that my plant loves me. Its good to be this way, In my life it might not be in others but, everyone is a stoner in a diffrent way. Hell ya might be a stoner if your not a stoner! :D I will always be and plan to be a great stoner!

[StonerBill]

i think you meant to say, you know your a stoner when you say that

[Mr MiGu]

.....when youve got a packed bowl sitting infront of you, but are too lazy to go outside and smoke it

[zoso_zeppelin]

when your friends smile at the prospect of an "attitude adjustment"

[the_dude]

...when theres a cop in school lecturing about drugs and as soon as he mentions the word: "marijuana", everyone in the class looks at you. Even your teacher!

[Flic]

...then you find yourself correcting that cop on information about pot

[StonerBill]

haha yer, hey everyone we are getting there. who can contact the admin to lock this thread at 420 posts

you know your a stoner when this is such a novel idea

if people want to keep it going we could make another thread, a second one and fill that one to 420 after a very long time

[element7]

that would be cool

you know when... the guy in the convenience mart automaticaly announces any specials they have on flavored blunts to you and lays em out knowing full well you'll walk off with one of each. (man I gotta find a new store)

[lkshdkljh]

you know your a stoner when you go in and ask for rollin pappers and the lady say " doll you shouldn;t call em that" and you say "why" and she say " cause that lets me know you smoke " and i say "duh " and she coughs and says " pot " and you say " well ya wanna smoke one then" and she smiles and you walk out ........ REALL IT FUCKN HAPPEND (0_o)

[fireice83]

when something bad/crazy happens and you declare that you're giving up drugs, including pot, forever but after one night's sleep you're back at your favorite chill spot and you're lighting up again.

[the_dude]

...your role models are Tommy Chong and Jeffrey Lebowski.

[lkshdkljh]

ha ha , im just stoned

[Ohealy60015]

You know you are a stoner when... Shit, I forgot!

[Orsino2]

You know you're a stoner when smoking the dank isn't a sexual term.

You know you're a stoner if it's almost 6am and you baked all day yesterday until 2:30, baked and fell asleep at eight and woke up at one to talk to a friend in Canada, am still up, and just baked 30 minutes ago and is finally going to fall asleep while watching Clerks on DVD because the only thing on TV right now are craft shows and paid programming B.S... :p :D

[koopa]

you know your a stoner when you forget that you smoke weed!

[lkshdkljh]

hehe he he he Good Bud .. is good

[anastasia]

you know your a stoner when your out of the clear eyes bottle you just bought

[Jointman69]

you know your a stoner when you try to unlock the front door of your house with your car clicker.....my mom laughed at me so hard when i did this today

[lenore]

http://hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/pimp.gifyou know you're a stoner when...

you and your mate spend a half hour making a sturdy joint holder out of bits and pieces no more than an arm length away so you can walk home without crushing your precious j

when you're sitting in the park at night an pick up dog shit mistaking it for something else....hmmmm...(it has happened!!)

when you pack a picnic, comlete with flask of hot drink,plates and cutlery for a walk down to the park

[lenore]

http://hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/pimp.gifi forgot,....u know ur a stoner when you carry eyedrops in your handbag at all times!

[TresBizzare420]

You know your a stoner when your friend is holding a drink and you say " can I please hit that?" "no" "why not?" "because there is iced tea in here and it will spill" :both laugh for about 5 minutes...:

You know your a stoner when you post something in the wrong thread and realize you did that the following day.

[Turn]

...when you rig up a hacky sack for hiding your stash Welp, guess that makes me a stoner

[underground04]

you know youre a stoner when you and your friend invent a word like bakeder



Bakeder-adj.(2005)Baek-der 1.the state of being more baked than something or someone eg. "quentin was bakeder than me" 2.really stoned 3. im hungry

[TresBizzare420]

You know your a stoner when you post so that the number of replies hits 420.