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Tigerbeam
10-27-2004, 04:28 AM
im telling you, its coming. think about it, the best golfer is black, the best rapper is white, Bush was elected (sort of). I think that if the red sox win the world series A N D Bush is reelected, then the world W I L L fricken end. YOU WILL ALL RUE THE DAY!

forest_pixie84
10-27-2004, 05:39 AM
This marks the 700th time i've heard that white rapper/ black golfer joke...

but who know maybe you'll be right.

Duckie
10-31-2004, 09:06 PM
Red Sox won. :)

Spiritforces
10-31-2004, 11:56 PM
Uh oh


Scary or funny

Depends of what is the End of the World is

Uh oh


There is something in Bible about people who ignore that are happy

? ;)

BlackGuardXIII
11-07-2004, 03:22 AM
im telling you, its coming. think about it, the best golfer is black, the best rapper is white, Bush was elected (sort of). I think that if the red sox win the world series A N D Bush is reelected, then the world W I L L fricken end. YOU WILL ALL RUE THE DAY!
also, the French are calling Americans arrogant, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Tigerbeam
11-07-2004, 04:37 PM
plus America has asked Canada for military support..........

Guitar_god_
11-20-2004, 12:45 AM
I was in Vancouver one time, and I saw the entire Canadian army. The three of them were hanging out in this gym, and there was a tank I think, somewhere. It was snowing, so they didn't want to go outside. Canada's army is fierce!

randy
11-20-2004, 02:15 AM
ignore what ?

BlackGuardXIII
11-22-2004, 03:36 PM
Uh oh


Scary or funny

Depends of what is the End of the World is

Uh oh


There is something in Bible about people who ignore that are happy

? ;)
As knowledge increaseth, sorrow increaseth.


Is that the verse you mean?

Tigerbeam
11-27-2004, 08:46 AM
.... its been a few weeks now. im getting tired of looking up for firery death, he better hurry it up already

Nimrod's Apprentice
12-15-2004, 05:49 PM
THe apocalypse will be a blessing for humanity. Finally we won't be subject to the chaos of this planet. Our descendants won't have to suffer if they dont exist. Like morpheus said "humans are a virus" you know what its like to come back after a nasty cold, now just picture how the earth will feel relieved temporarily till some other destructive parasite can latch on and destroy. BLAME THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND THE SERPENT, THAT DNA TAMPORING DEVIL. WE HAD NO RIGHT TO LEARN OF SELF! WE WEREN"T MEANT TO. WE WEREN"T CAPABLE OF HANDLING IT AND THAT IS OBVIOUS. WE ARENT GOING TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO ADAPT TO IT! THAT JEALOUS SERPENT! THAT WAS HIS TRICK ALL ALONG! HE COULDN"T ALLOW ANOTHER INTELLIGENT BEING TO BE DEVELOPED. SO INSTEAD HE SCREWED WITH OUR DNA AND MORPHED US INTO MODERN HUMANS. WITHOUT GOD's PERMISSION! IF YOUR GOING TO TAKE YOUR AGGRESSION OUT ON ANYONE DIG TO THE BELLY OF THE EARTH AND DETHRONE THAT DEVIL SERPENT. Metaphorically, and Metaphysically that is.
One must make a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man-Hunter S Thompson

LoserMan
12-15-2004, 08:40 PM
THe apocalypse will be a blessing for humanity. Finally we won't be subject to the chaos of this planet. Our descendants won't have to suffer if they dont exist. Like morpheus said "humans are a virus" you know what its like to come back after a nasty cold, now just picture how the earth will feel relieved temporarily till some other destructive parasite can latch on and destroy. BLAME THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND THE SERPENT, THAT DNA TAMPORING DEVIL. WE HAD NO RIGHT TO LEARN OF SELF! WE WEREN"T MEANT TO. WE WEREN"T CAPABLE OF HANDLING IT AND THAT IS OBVIOUS. WE ARENT GOING TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO ADAPT TO IT! THAT JEALOUS SERPENT! THAT WAS HIS TRICK ALL ALONG! HE COULDN"T ALLOW ANOTHER INTELLIGENT BEING TO BE DEVELOPED. SO INSTEAD HE SCREWED WITH OUR DNA AND MORPHED US INTO MODERN HUMANS. WITHOUT GOD's PERMISSION! IF YOUR GOING TO TAKE YOUR AGGRESSION OUT ON ANYONE DIG TO THE BELLY OF THE EARTH AND DETHRONE THAT DEVIL SERPENT. Metaphorically, and Metaphysically that is.
One must make a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man-Hunter S Thompson wow, damn, wow, Oh well. Thats life. It sounds pretty crazy every time I read this.

Sera Michele
12-15-2004, 08:43 PM
Quick folks, get out your plastic bags and duct tape!