Scholar_Warrior
10-20-2004, 04:58 PM
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand abd he is stumbling
> > > back and forth.
> > > >
> > > >A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
> > > >
> > > >"Can I help you sir?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
> > > >
> > > >The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
> > > >
> > > >It wasss on the end of thisshh key!" the man replies.
> > > >
> > > >About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is
> >hanging
> > > out of his
> > > >
> > > >fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware
> > > that are exposing
> > > >
> > > >yourself?"
> > > >
> > > >Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and,
> > > without missing a beat,
> > > >
> > > >blurts out...........................
> > > >
> > > >"I'll be damned------My girlfriend's gone too!!!!"
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> > > back and forth.
> > > >
> > > >A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
> > > >
> > > >"Can I help you sir?"
> > > >
> > > >"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
> > > >
> > > >The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
> > > >
> > > >It wasss on the end of thisshh key!" the man replies.
> > > >
> > > >About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner is
> >hanging
> > > out of his
> > > >
> > > >fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware
> > > that are exposing
> > > >
> > > >yourself?"
> > > >
> > > >Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and,
> > > without missing a beat,
> > > >
> > > >blurts out...........................
> > > >
> > > >"I'll be damned------My girlfriend's gone too!!!!"
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