speaking of royalty...

[shaggie]

Why is there so little outcry about the Bush royal family? There used to be a lot of criticism about the Kennedys being royalty and how it went against the grain of the founding fathers to mix royalty with politics. Why no outrage over the potential to have many more years of the Bush family, including Jeb? (especially the lack of any outcry from the right which seemed to be so against it years ago)

America's disdain for royalty decades ago seems to have evaporated.

[~Sam~]

They ain't Royalty, Shaggie. They's Texans. Their motto, since they took Texas from Mexico, has been: "Since we can't do it clean and legal like... We'll do it dirty and illegal."

I mean we're talking about the good ole U. S. of A. here, Shaggie. We're a nation that was settled by religious zealots, indentured servants, folks who couldn't make a go of it in their own homelands and runaway criminals.

Yeah, Royalty. Like a man who made his fortune and gained respect through bootleggin' liquor could be considered royalty. It's funny what the words of people who make their living selling papers can convince one of, eh?

Sam

"Everything You Know Is Wrong."

[soulrebel51]

Let's not forget the media. The major media outlets are owned by Republican neoconservative billionaires, and always has been. JFK was a Democrat, thats why they went after his money.

[shaggie]

I use the term royalty in a loose sense. I consider today's CEOs royalty, considering that their salaries are something like 300 times the average salary.

I find it troubling that people today seem fairly comfortable with the idea of the melding of religion with political policy and with the general acceptance of family royalty in the White House. People's acceptance of it is even more disturbing than the royalty itself. This wasn't embraced by those who wrote the Constitution. They were clearly suspicious of a single group gaining control of the people and had a disdain for royalty (no title of nobility granted in the U.S.; that's explicit in the Constitution)

A lot has changed in the U.S. in the past 25 years.

[~Sam~]

You got that right! But, as much as it pains me to say this; "It's not my job to pull people's heads out of their asses."

Sam

[luvndrumn]

And besides, people don't want their heads pulled out of their asses; it's warm in there, cozy, and, after a while, you get used to the stench - it ain't so bad.

You pull their heads out of their asses and they wander around saying "Why didn't I take the blue pill?"

In 1920s Germany, it was a hope that the Nazis could make the German people's lot in life better that the people hung their hats on. In 2004 U.S.A., it's just stupidity.

[shaggie]

regarding heads and asses:

http://home.flash.net/~lauras34/hann.jpg

[luvndrumn]

That's not a head; that's a hemorrhoid.

[~Sam~]

'Scuse me while I light this spliff... cough, gasp, cough, cough...

Laugh my fuckin' ass off, roll on the floor laughing. Stew-fucking-pidity! Yeah, it is.

It's kinda like livin' in the beginning of the Movie; "Brave New World".

Did you take your Soma today? Pretty fucking scarey if'n you ask me.

Sam

[shameless_heifer]

OMG I must have my head up my ass.. I don't know what the blue pill is..will some one please pull it out..

[shameless_heifer]

ohh noo. no ones online and my head will remain here till someone shows up.. damn hard to type with head up ass..breathing ain't all that easy either.. gasp... and I thought I had a clean colon.. man was I ever wrong.. when I get my head out of my ass I think I'll go have a colonic..

[sugarmaggie]

ohh noo. no ones online and my head will remain here till someone shows up.. damn hard to type with head up ass..breathing ain't all that easy either.. gasp... and I thought I had a clean colon.. man was I ever wrong.. when I get my head out of my ass I think I'll go have a colonic..
Okay..you may now remove head from ass...;)

[shameless_heifer]

whew.. thanks ((maggie)) sweetie.. I was almost a gonner.. it's dark in there ya know..now for the number to the colonic clinic.. please excuse my brown nose...it got caught on an intestine..hummm.. I'm onna weird trip today... dang full moon.. just ignore me today folks..hehehe I be doo be faced

[sugarmaggie]

whew.. thanks ((maggie)) sweetie.. I was almost a gonner.. it's dark in there ya know..now for the number to the colonic clinic.. please excuse my brown nose...it got caught on an intestine..hummm.. I'm onna weird trip today... dang full moon.. just ignore me today folks..hehehe I be doo be faced
HaHa..you be doo be faced huh. I know I'm feelin lots better today..yesterday was all weird. I think it's this infinate gloom we got going on here..will I ever see sunshine again??? (checking to make sure I don't have my head up MY ass..naw..it's just gloomy) You better behave yourself over there..don't make me have to get doo be faced too..;)

[shameless_heifer]

I think I will just miss behave so much everyone will have to get doo be faced.. I find it's a much better place when all is doo be faced.. hehe.. LOVE LOVE LOVE

[sugarmaggie]

Ok fine, you talked me in to it, damn. (see how easy that was???)

[luvndrumn]

OMG I must have my head up my ass.. I don't know what the blue pill is..will some one please pull it out..

It's from the movie The Matrix. One of the characters offers the choice of the Pink pill and the Blue pill to another character. The Pink pill shows you how things REALLY are. The Blue pill lets you go on believing what THEY want you to believe about how things really are. Later in the movie another character laments "Why didn't I take the Blue pill." Reality can be harsh, y'know.


Pullllll...puuuuuuulllllll.....PLOP!

there ya go...feel better? :X

[teepi]

I swear....whenever I need a good laugh......

[teepi]

I mean it...I swear whenever I need a good laugh.

[luvndrumn]

I mean it...I swear whenever I need a good laugh.

shameless comes along and selflessly offers herself as the perfect foil!

U GEAUX GRRRL!:X

[teepi]

U Grill Goil!!!!!

[shameless_heifer]

well if ya can't laugh at yourself you have no bizniz laughing at others... LOVE LOVE LOVE

[shameless_heifer]

dang I have a headach now.. I wonder if having my head pulled outta my ass so fast may have slung the blood into my ears to hard.. I may need treatment..

[luvndrumn]

Well then, stick it back in and I'll pull it out sssllllllllooooooowwwweeerrrrrrrrr.
:p

[shameless_heifer]

well damn..I stuck it back in again at luvns sugestion .. and luvndrmn has turned out his light.. now I will have to wait till the morrow to get head out of ass.. it's gonna be hard to sleep tonight I think..but to get the blood outta my ears it must be done..hard to sit with head up ass..and what will I do when I have to pee.. or worse!!! maybe if I took some caster oil I could just blow my head outta my own ass.. but then. there's my ears to concider..what would become of my ears..not to mention my unmetionable..

[luvndrumn]

Hey! I'm back! We'll get right to it... as soon as I find my Zircon-encrusted tweezers. Now, where did I put... Ah, there they are!

Hold on tight, now, this ain't gonna hurt me a bit. :X

[shameless_heifer]

OHHhhh Myyyy what a relief.. ohh lunv.. how much better I feel.. ears in tact unmetionables in tact.. all good.. well except that I did do the castor oil and ..

[shameless_heifer]

ya know I saw my life flash before my eyes in there while I was waiting for luvn.. one can have such life changing moments. while head up ass..kinda brings things into a different prospective..making one quite vunerable..esp to critizisum.. and the spelling police..

[shameless_heifer]

all this leads to a royal pain in the ass.. hehehe..

[luvndrumn]

Funny how we wander from speaking of royalty to having one's head up one's ass to pulling one's head out of one's ass to having another pull one's head out of one's ass... wow ssssssibilance, precioussssssssss.

[luvndrumn]

all this leads to a royal pain in the ass.. hehehe..

and now back to royalty.

Da poifect coicle.

[shameless_heifer]

absolutly.. ya think I didn't have a point.. hehehe..er.. about the tweezers.. how small do ya think my head or ass is anyway... lmhofma

[luvndrumn]

Don't you think for a stinkin minit I'm gonna touch THAT ONE! :X

[shameless_heifer]

luvn aint so dumn... good come back darlin'.. lmhoma

[soulrebel51]

wow....are yall havin fun? :D

[luvndrumn]

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... don't forget the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! :confused:

shameless, WTF do lmhoma and lmhofma mean?

[shameless_heifer]

yes soul we were.. it was fun.. thank you..it's good to have some fun once in a while.. as long as it harms no one..builds up the spirit..lightens the air..ahhh..

[luvndrumn]

wow....are yall havin fun? :D


Oh God I hope so. I'd hate ta think we were doing this and really hating it.:rolleyes::X

[shameless_heifer]

laffing my head out of my ass..lmhoma.. hehehe

[shameless_heifer]

that would make us insane if we contenued to do it while hating having it done or is that to do.. or doo be.. ohh myy has my head slipped back up my ass.. well it is cozy and warm there.. butt dark..

[luvndrumn]

laffing my head out of my ass..lmhoma.. hehehe

well, there's a novel solution to the old head-up-one's-ass problem. Just think of this thread, and...


PLOP!!!:D


Think I should charge for that bit of advice?

[luvndrumn]

butt dark..

Gaaah!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! wheeze!!!!

[shameless_heifer]

I find that if I tape my ears back my head slides in and out eaiser..butt the tape is a little irritating

[shameless_heifer]

ya know there might just be a book there luvn.. head in ass book the doos and don'ts book of head up ass solutions.. or the many trials of head up ass.. yes a book I think luvn

[luvndrumn]

Is it just us or is the rest of the world weird? :X

A book... hmmmm... must reading for proctologists. (Why do they have such frigging big fingers? Whaddaya mean that wasn't his finger??!!:eek: )

[shameless_heifer]

I was wonderin' if ya was gonna get the butt dark thingy... hehehe.. suttle huh..

[shameless_heifer]

it's the world.. we are just fine.. just fine I say.... confusus says.. man who stops to fast in midgit line has head up his ass..

[shameless_heifer]

not his finger..omg.. I don't wanna know..LMHOMA.. ~plop~