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Jack_Straw2208
10-14-2004, 03:19 AM
ok, yeah, im an attention whore, but yeah. so since the beginning of the school year, ive been going around, shouting that im gay, and that i grabbed my ankles for a man once, etc. none of which is true. i kinda feel bad for some kids who might actually be gay, but what ever... i have a lot of posers and what not, and also alot of intolerant bastards. anyways, so, another thing that i do is walk up to people i dont know and just say "i love you", or do the sign language thingie (point to your eye, make a heart, point at some one). so i did it to some guy on the way back from lunch, and he yelled "get the fuck away from me you fucking fagot.". ok, i thought nothing of it. just some homophobic bastard. anyways, we skip through the day, and were getting ready to go home. im opeing my locker, then all of a sudden, i hear some one yell "HEY!". i look, and its the kid from lunch. he shoves me down, and walks away, and says "...faggot...".
what a fucking loser. i know -I- might be offending people, but im not pushing people half a day later because they said they loved me. my theory is that the dude has a really small penis, or is gay, but afraid his friends wont accept him... or that he's a brain washed, backwards, sister fucking hick, like the majority of the population over in these parts. the term "git-r-done" is uttered by almost everyone at least twice an hour (yes, even teachers), and 9 out of 10 dudes you find will have chew, IN SCHOOL!!!
so many losers (worse than me)
aaaanyways, yeah, im pretty sure im not gay. but who knows, im only 14. then again, it could just be that im not repulsed at the sight of a penis, or the thought of a naked man. lol homophobes make me laugh.
SelfControl
10-14-2004, 05:24 PM
14 year old homosexuals are rubbish. What the hell drugs are you on?
MusicMan19
10-14-2004, 09:49 PM
You're an asshole, that's okay with me, I just don't understand why you had to fill us all in on that fact.
backtothelab
10-14-2004, 10:16 PM
It's called karma man. Wrong forum!
SelfControl
10-14-2004, 11:02 PM
Nah, he's probably just on his period or something. Give the fag a chance.
Bug_Man
10-14-2004, 11:07 PM
Remember folks, fags are people to. They have the same feelings and emotions that we all do and deserve the respect that we all deserve.
Patch
10-14-2004, 11:16 PM
it's the awkward stage...when i was 14 i was an asshole too...it really is the attention thing...be careful though...even though i am only 17 i was lucky that i grew out of that (even though i can still be an ass)...some people never move on...
live and let live...don't piss people off for the sake of pissing them off...like backtothelab said...karma dude.
SelfControl
10-15-2004, 12:01 AM
See, I'm way more of an asshole now than I was then. But I'm happier with it, so it's all good.
Bug_Man
10-15-2004, 12:09 AM
See, I'm way more of an asshole now than I was then. But I'm happier with it, so it's all good.
Being a straight asshole is much more rewarding than being an angry queer!
SelfControl
10-15-2004, 12:41 AM
I know, I've seen it in action. Might try and choke back some pussy and at least try and be a bisexual bastard.
backtothelab
10-15-2004, 03:32 AM
You see, I'm bi, smart, and an asshole. I'm gonna rule the world.http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
LogsOnSticks
10-17-2004, 06:52 AM
I'm usually one of those people who's nice and generous to people, until they cross me...If that happens, I tend to be a potential wise-ass, and that really gets on people's nerves...
Anyway, your situation is just weird and twisted...I'd give anyone a "what the fuck look" if they were to say some of the crap you said...Doesn't matter who it is and what they said...
But, if you're an attention whore like you claim, I'd probably just roll my eyes at the fact that you're desperate to say or do anything to get attention...
Jack_Straw2208
10-17-2004, 08:17 AM
im not gay. i dont really find anything facinating about getting some guy up the ass. then agian, it wouldnt horrify me if i was gay, which im pretty sure im not. and i dont do it to piss people off. i do it because no one else does it, and because im an attention whore
Jack_Straw2208
10-17-2004, 08:18 AM
i like to tell new york people to say box. they pronounce it funny, like "bax". hahah, i love new york.
Patch
10-17-2004, 07:18 PM
new york or boston?
Jack_Straw2208
10-17-2004, 09:17 PM
new york. lol, bax.. i over heard some kid saying "she's dumb as a bax of wax" it was funny.
LogsOnSticks
10-17-2004, 10:10 PM
Never, EVER have I heard anyone in New York pronounce box like "bax."
And this is coming from a New Yorker....
Must be some weirdo...
SelfControl
10-17-2004, 10:42 PM
If you're from New York, you probably do it yrself.
And there's at least one person in every school who does the whole "pretending to be a homo" thing, and it's never been that funny really. But don't stop doing it, carry on til you get a lay.
LogsOnSticks
10-18-2004, 04:02 AM
Self Control, I think I'm capable of knowing where my speaking standards go...lol
When you say "bax," are you saying they pronounce it as if it rhymes with "wax?"
Because trust me, that is NOT how the typical New Yorker says it...
SelfControl
10-18-2004, 04:45 AM
People from Northampton say fock, but you don't notice it until someone points it out to you.
It could just be that the guy went to New York and managed to only speak to tourists.
Do Canadians really say "aboot"?
monosphere
10-18-2004, 09:03 AM
Self Control, I think I'm capable of knowing where my speaking standards go...lol
When you say "bax," are you saying they pronounce it as if it rhymes with "wax?"
Because trust me, that is NOT how the typical New Yorker says it...Nah, it sounds kinda Bostonian. But folks who aren't from the east coast, especially those who aren't from the US, have a hard time telling the difference between the various east coast accents.
LogsOnSticks
10-19-2004, 04:49 AM
Shit, its funny you mentioned the "aboot" thing SelfControl, because I just came back from Canada...
And they do!
It's funny....
They also say "Eh?" a lot....
My mother wished the waitress a Happy Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving is celebrated on Columbus Day) and she replied saying, "You too, eh?"
Anyway, I was doing this 3D ride, and we were introduced to a little clip first...The guy went, "You'll be watching a story aboot..."
It was amusing...Its interesting to see how the English language is used in different ways...
SelfControl
10-19-2004, 11:33 AM
The "aboot" thing comes up on US TV a lot, I've never actually heard anyone Canadian saying it though.
SageDreamer
10-19-2004, 04:36 PM
Canadians don't say "aboot" but something that sounds an awful lot like "aboot," at least to American ears.
The sound is a cross between "uh" as in "love" and "oo" as in "boot."
The sound Americans make in "about" is a cross between the "ah" in "all" and the "oo" in "boot."
As for me, I've got a bit of a Great Lakes accent and some people think it's funny to hear me say "water." It's not just a Cleveland thing, but something you hear all along the shore from Chicago to Buffalo. I've also heard people comment ont he way I say "jack"; they think it sounds like it's got two syllables.
Defence_mechanism
10-20-2004, 09:18 AM
man i dunno how you can distinguish how an accent changes over a country. lol, i live in australia and the accent doesnt really differ wherever you go. but you can tell a new zealander by the way they say "fush end chups" instead "fish and chips" lol.... they're funny. i wanna move there.
in regards to this other guy... if you're pretending to be gay in a derogatory way - dont be a jerk. its not funny. and you just end up looking stupid. if you're trying to be nice brightening everyones day by telling them you love them regardless of gender... then whatever. do what you want. i dont care.
MusicMan19
10-23-2004, 03:13 AM
haha, New Zealanders say it like "feesh and cheeps". Canadians do say "aboot", though. If you watch about 20 minutes of hockey tonight, you'll hear that. lol I always think of Barry Melrose. "I think he's probably thinking more aboot the defense problems than aboot his offense, which is aboot as good as the Wings'."
"Bax" is really more northern American/ southern Canadian, like Michigan, N./S. Dakota, Minnesota, Alberta etc. Boston is similar. "He paaked his caah in Haavad yahd."
Really learning any accent is just about vowel substitution, obviously you're not going to substitute the sound of consinants. That's how I learned to speak in an Irish and Scottish accent.
FrozenMoonbeam
10-23-2004, 04:39 AM
haha, New Zealanders say it like "feesh and cheeps". .
:) lol, nah bro, that's the aussies.
We say "fush and chups" like Defence_mechanism mentioned earlier. But, even in a place as small as here the accent changes heaps, with things like extreme r-rolling in the south (as in gurrrrrrl for girl or purrrrrrple for purple).
Down_In_It
10-23-2004, 07:57 PM
Whi we crack'en 'bout accents? A rekon dialect cun be wus thun accents!... Like my Cumbrian one
Orsino2
11-01-2004, 09:48 PM
ok, yeah, im an attention whore, but yeah. so since the beginning of the school year, ive been going around, shouting that im gay, and that i grabbed my ankles for a man once, etc. none of which is true. i kinda feel bad for some kids who might actually be gay, but what ever... i have a lot of posers and what not, and also alot of intolerant bastards. anyways, so, another thing that i do is walk up to people i dont know and just say "i love you", or do the sign language thingie (point to your eye, make a heart, point at some one). so i did it to some guy on the way back from lunch, and he yelled "get the fuck away from me you fucking fagot.". ok, i thought nothing of it. just some homophobic bastard. anyways, we skip through the day, and were getting ready to go home. im opeing my locker, then all of a sudden, i hear some one yell "HEY!". i look, and its the kid from lunch. he shoves me down, and walks away, and says "...faggot...".
what a fucking loser. i know -I- might be offending people, but im not pushing people half a day later because they said they loved me. my theory is that the dude has a really small penis, or is gay, but afraid his friends wont accept him... or that he's a brain washed, backwards, sister fucking hick, like the majority of the population over in these parts. the term "git-r-done" is uttered by almost everyone at least twice an hour (yes, even teachers), and 9 out of 10 dudes you find will have chew, IN SCHOOL!!!
so many losers (worse than me)
aaaanyways, yeah, im pretty sure im not gay. but who knows, im only 14. then again, it could just be that im not repulsed at the sight of a penis, or the thought of a naked man. lol homophobes make me laugh.omg... you sound exactly like me and everything you do sounds like things I do. Even the way you think...lol.
moonlightdelerium
11-01-2004, 11:53 PM
This is coming from a Canadian.
We do not say aboot, we say aboat. And, yes, we do say 'eh', after like EVERYTHING! Also, we say our 'a's funny. We say them like the brits I guess you could say, must be our relation with the queen or something.
Orsino2
11-01-2004, 11:58 PM
Most people around here have the "aboat" accent in eastern Virginia... especially the older people. It's because of all the colonists and loyalists and rich families from England who lived here and we also have the accent more than other parts of the US because of the rich families that sent their kids to schools up north.
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