new to green field

[MagnanimityMan]

hey everyone! i'm new to ol' hipforums, and just came upon forum communities, such as this one here! i've been reading around and it seems so beautiful, everyone is very very nice and pleasant, and it seems like such fantastic friendships are being formed and fulfilled right here in this single room. i think it's truly beautiful, and i think i'm going to keep up to date around here as much as possible.
i'm going to start this one out being a little open. i'm going through many things in life that dont really want to leave my life right now, even though i'm trying really really hard to not have them in my life, if you kinda know what i'm getting at =(. i think a beautiful community like this is just what i need. i'm a very happy person, i'm pleasant, very positive and optimistic, i'm a great person to talk to when you're going through some problems, and would love any help from anyone with any good words that can help me with my situation in life right now, especially if they've had some experience with breaking addiction.

this is just my little introducing =).

[HoneySuckleBlue]

Welcome and I think you've stumbled into a very special place. These forums have been my home away from home and I have found, like you said some very satisfying friendships.

Here in the field, I think we all generaly agree that laughter is the best medicine...if you can still laugh you'll be alright :D

I'm looking forward to learning more about you!

Settle in and welcome home brother :)

[nirgal]

Welcome, have a seat by the fire. There are some good loving people here :) We do what we can, we're all in this together.
....and mind the rabbit holes :)

You didn't see any Moomins on your way in did you?

[mariecstasy]

rabbit holes? that takes you over to my place so its all good if you fall in one, you will end up in another fun forum. though it isnt as tightnit as this one


yay. new people we love them!!!!!!!welcome and thanks for boarding greyhound

[HoneySuckleBlue]

Through the looking glass draws a younger crowd though and has tons of energy!! (if only it could be bottled)

:) us old farts just like to sit around and talk ship.

[luvndrumn]

Meh!!! Just anudda young whippa-snappa ta lob creamed cahn at me! Fah!! Fah, I say!!

*stomps off to creek to look for worms to eat*








{j/k};)

[crummyrummy]

and peppah.....LOTSA PEPPAH!!!!!!!!

[luvndrumn]

rummy, those oliphants are killing me!:D

[mariecstasy]

KIM.............i am only 3 years younger than you, sheesh!

[HoneySuckleBlue]

Yeah Marie,:p see what you have to look forward too?


Who's got the new bag of depends..I think I pooed meself!!

[MagnanimityMan]

have you ever seen the SNL skit "oops i shit my pants?"
it's hilarrrrrrious.

[HoneySuckleBlue]

No, but I'm laughing thinking about the idea...

[MagnanimityMan]

OH MAN!. it's this commerical skit with an elderly couple. the female is complaining about how, with age, she is coming more and more incontinent, and finding herself "squirting out the mud" with sneezes and straining (which is actually called stress incontinence). it goes on for a little while, using very funny phrases for accidentally shitting their pants, and then the husband brings up "oops i shit my pants" adult diapers. then it switches to a man pouring a whole pitcher of iced tea into the diaper, and it's all being caught and absorbed by the diaper, it looks absolutely DISGUSTING, all while the guy is talking about how reliable they are, etc... it's hilarious.
at the end, the female says "well, how do you know so much about oops i crapped my pants?"
and he says "i'm wearing them, and i just did"

then it shows them walking away, and his pants are SO buldgey. definitely had a huge load in the pants.

goodness it was great. i hope i put the skit to justice by typing out the plot. goodness knows i didn't, i just hope you see it one day. it's hilarious.

[HoneySuckleBlue]

That's funny! I'll be ninety and the only thing i can do will be to sit and watch tv , I just know I'll see old saturday night reruns and think of you:) I might just have to shat my pants for the hell of it.