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Smartie.uk
10-11-2004, 06:57 PM
apparently...
the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

but the heat of the meat divided by angle of dangle, will give you the strength of the length.

which is nice,
:p
Claire
10-11-2004, 06:58 PM
I don't understand... whats the heat and what dangle?
Smartie.uk
10-11-2004, 07:00 PM
well the heat of the meat will have a proportional effect on which angle it is dangling at... the hotter the meat the more obtuse the angle.
Alomiakoda
10-11-2004, 07:02 PM
Something I have always wondered...

What's the plural of penis?

Penises or penii? :p
DoktorAtomik
10-11-2004, 07:04 PM
Something I have always wondered...

What's the plural of penis?

Penises or penii? :pDon't be shy. Just ask the group next time :p
Bug_Man
10-11-2004, 07:06 PM
Something I have always wondered...

What's the plural of penis?

Penises or penii? :p

The plural of Penis = Gay Parade!
Smartie.uk
10-11-2004, 07:06 PM
i reckon its penii
Snowdancer
10-11-2004, 10:18 PM
The plural of "penis"

the correct plural is "penes". (maybe this should be noted on the page itself).
The correct plural is also "penises", which (being regular) is more memorable. Marnanel 17:16, 6 Jul 2004 (UTC)
stardust
10-12-2004, 12:32 AM
did you make that up yourself smartie?
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 12:37 AM
noooooooooooo... well yes
Claire
10-12-2004, 01:03 AM
You're rude:p
stardust
10-12-2004, 01:07 AM
duh - like we didnt know that already!
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 01:14 AM
hey now now.. im not rude.. its an important mathmatical equation for those of us who have dangley meat.
Claire
10-12-2004, 01:28 AM
dangley meat.
that sounds gross:p

i am soo glad i dont have "dangly meat"
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 02:02 AM
yes but you make use of dangling meat so its not all bad
Claire
10-12-2004, 02:07 AM
yes but you make use of dangling meat so its not all bad

Yes, I'd chop it up and put it in a curry:D
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 02:08 AM
eeeeeek.. i was about to put, i wish some1 would make use of my dangley meat... but i dont think i will now
roly
10-12-2004, 06:57 PM
The plural of "penis"

the correct plural is "penes". (maybe this should be noted on the page itself).
The correct plural is also "penises", which (being regular) is more memorable. Marnanel 17:16, 6 Jul 2004 (UTC)

how do u pronounce penes?
Alomiakoda
10-12-2004, 07:06 PM
yeah...is pronounced it peens, peenies or penies?
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 07:07 PM
sounds a bit like a mountain range to me.. i'm sticking with penii.. unless of course the singular is peni and the plural is penis.. that would make sense.. maybe it started like that but thru evolution of language it has become penis for the singular....
ok maybe not
Alomiakoda
10-12-2004, 07:13 PM
well i figured octopus = octopii

so penis should = penii :p
Smartie.uk
10-12-2004, 07:24 PM
well its a good deduction of word use.. im with you all the way on the penii.... so to speak.
showmet
10-12-2004, 10:02 PM
Little known fact: the plural of toothbrush is actually toothbrii.
DoktorAtomik
10-12-2004, 10:06 PM
Little known fact: the plural of toothbrush is actually toothbrii.And the plural of Showmet is shmetts. ;)
Snowdancer
10-12-2004, 11:31 PM
how do u pronounce penes?

pe·nes Pronunciation Key (pe' nez)
n.
A plural of penis.



< I had problems making the characters for long E but both areLink to it @ dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penes)
neil
11-26-2005, 09:47 PM
plural of penis is SAUSAGE FEST
GayOldBoy
03-23-2006, 01:14 AM
The plural of penis is...

COCKS!

One penis is ... Great!

Two COCKS are... Even Greater!

Three COCKS are... F*CKING FANTASTIC!

Four COCKS are... More than I have holes for! But if you keep your eyes open long enough, it gives you something wonderful to look at!http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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