THC Detoxification!!!

[mmg]

So I have a drug test for probation coming up in about a week. It is a standard urine test that will test for THC, coke, pcp, meth, and alcohol. I'm told this is called the "Big 5."

I've been an hourly smoker for over two years, only taking breaks of one or two days because I couldn't get ganja for one reason or another. So I stopped smoking a week ago and cut off contact with friends who smoke and my girl who gets me into a lot of trouble and also drinks and smokes.

I've been told by my doctor and I've read that because I've consumed in such large quantities regularly then it could remain in my system for 90 days.

So I went and got a seven day detoxification kit and a flush drink for the day before the test. I'm going to get a urine test at the pharmacy in a few days to see if I can pass it without tampering.

The detox kit contains a morning and afternoon pill complex. It includes a bunch of vitamin B2 and B12 as well as a bunch of herbs and spices. I took the jump start pills today and it makes me feel all tingly because of the %17000 B2. It also requires me to drink 16oz of water every 2 hours.

Anyone had experience with detox kits or flush kits? Any recommendations?

I'll post an update after I do the home urine test. Wish me luck. :)

[Violent_Ged]

buy a fake penis and get baby piss lol

[mmg]

everyone tells me to get someone elses piss...

it just isn't worth the risk.

[mmg]

also i believe baby piss would throw the test off and they'd know it was tampered. i've heard if you get a girl's piss with female hormones then they'd know it was fake, same if you're a girl with guy;s piss. or if it was a baby's piss then it would be lacking in hormones that an adult would be producing.

[mmg]

Well I got a home drug test with a tampering test... I passed with flying colors.

I highly recommend detox kit and drinking a lot of water.

[Violent_Ged]

nice, wish you luck on your test.

[SG69]

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[agro87]

Detox kits are bullshit. Best way to go is to drink lots of water and exercise daily for 1-2 weeks before test, although your urine shouldnt be too dilute when you actually take the test or they might fail you on suspicion.

[dreadedsunflower]

just keep drinking water till your pee is clear

my moms ordering some of those test thingys or w/e because she has a drug test coming up for her doctors because she raised hell about her meds not getting to the house when she ran out (shes a disabled veteran) but she is going to show up positive anyways for thc because of a medicine she takes called protonix

[Kalcupesuluaca]

Well it seems that the oil in pot seeds breaks down THC, but it's your metabolites recirculating. A life of will power, fasting desires to change metabolite pathways...circulation or some wild theory. A little dilution and testing yourself before hand its good, or a vision of your future. I just remember really tiny cages, when I was first arrested.....some recruiters car caught on fire and they made it look like I did that. They had the tapes from the gas station fixed, everything!

[chakkname]

what tests work?

[Grower420]

id say that wont do it man they have test now to test for stuff detox agents in piss you best way is crann juice and redwine stuff thats red you know anyway good luck

[PeaceInTheStreets]

I know you'll probably hate this but keep taking the pills but also drink a gallon of water a day. You'll be pissing non stop but it'll help out sooo much. I find it's easier to just fill a gallon jug with tap and drink two large glasses at a time. The next time you piss, drink two more, etc. Also sweat as much as you can. Exercise or Wear lots of layers. It all depends on how much your willing to do. Good luck bro.