What would you like to have on hand when ZOMBIES attack?

[eyeagainsteye]

I would like to have a double decker bus, a swiss army knife and a block of sharp cheddar cheese...

and you?

[Lady of the Freaks]

a rotary electric decapitator.

[BBAD]

bear spray

[BBAD]

a tank would be fun too....to run them over

[I'minmyunderwear]

boobs.

i'm probably going to die either way; at least this way i'll have something to play with while i'm camping on a rooftop.

[Dave_techie]

tank that tops out at 90 mph, one of those 30 seconds of flight jet packs, fully fueled, a browning fifty caliber bolt action rifle, laser sight, decent scope, and a nice mesa to camp on, with all the supplies I will need until the zombies starve to death.

[*kushbaby*]

k i'm not answering that question but i have a funny story

me and some friends were smokin up in the car at a park. we're just talkin ya know chillin nothing really goin on. then my friend KEEGAN starts ranting about how the free masons are going to feed the world human brains and turn everyone into zombies and how he's building a zombie killing contraption in his garage. (and if you knew him you'd roll your eyes and laugh because you just know he really is building some crazy contraption like that) and then he continues to tell us that he's going to hid out at in this small town in south idaho called Lava Hot Springs because the zombies won't find him there. he proceeds to tell us about how he's going to survive by having his back pack with him (he's one of those shirtless kids you see riding around town shirtless on a long board with a back pack that has a million different pockets and zippers and buckles and what not.) after telling us about the things in his back pack we decided it was sorta like dora the explorer who has her back pack with just what she needs haha. we all sat in total astonishment as we finished our like 4th bowl. because listening to someone rant and rave that SERIOUSLY about zombies in such great detail is probably the most intense mind fuck i've ever had while stoned. it was fucking hilarious.

i'm sure some of you read that and went... that's not that funny. well then i guess you had to be there and know him but god damn. it was funny shit

=]

[IamnotaMan]

I'd have a big poster of Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.
Or even worse.Show em the video.

I could see em turning round to each other.
"Bob, I used to think this being a zombie thing was cool.
But now that prick Jackson is into it, I just wanna quit".

Result?Some pretty heartbroken zombies.
Maybe thats too cruel of me?

[mystical_shroom]

Ninja stars..
some sort of gun maybe or a chainsaw...
A sack filled with brains that I stole from the morgue...
Grenades or some type of explosives..
And a pack of dogs...

[Jaitaiyai]

Chuck Norris.
Nunchucks.

[mystical_shroom]

I can make my fists look like little Chuck Norris heads...

Now that is hardcore, so hardcore zombies would kill themselves in fear...

[Jaitaiyai]

I can make my fists look like little Chuck Norris heads...

Now that is hardcore, so hardcore zombies would kill themselves in fear...:eek:

I'd almost kill myself in fear, and I'm a pirate! :cool:
That is hardcore.

I'd like to change my answer to
chuck norris
nunchucks
mystical shroom.

[daisymae]

I think we should camp out in an abandoned prison, they won't be getting in there!

[Padme]

A flamethrower, fire destroys almost anything.

[eyeagainsteye]

I would give all of the ZOMBIES new clothing..

cause theirs always looks so ragged..maybe with some new duds it could change their hateful demeanor

[BBAD]

an army of suicide bombers

[PurpByThePound]

Water purifier
Bicycle
9mm police issued Glock with muzzle suppressor
First Aid kit
Steel machete
Hatchet
FM/AM radio
Magnesium striker
Caffeine pills
Cyanide pills

And as a complete ridiculous wish:
AK-47 w/ extended clips

[eyeagainsteye]

and FREE dental care for all the ZOMBIES...maybe they would smile more if their teeth were fixed up.

[daisymae]

either that, or bit through you much quicker. I think a hammer would take care of their teeth...and maybe we should lead them through tornado country.