the off topic,no topic talk about whatever you want thread.

[hippiehillbilly]

this seems to work for the stoners lounge so i figured if any of the exile's were wanting to get their fix of completely irreverent,off topic,posting this would be a good place to do it and not have to bother the stoners..

so have fun posting mindless ramblings.. remember kids,no insults without a J/K behind it because we all know many cant grasp that thats what the sarcasm smiley is for.:rolleyes:

[McLeodGanja]

Say, hippiehillbilly, what song are you listening to at the moment? I'm going to say a word, and then you have to say the first word that comes into your head. Ding dong the witch is dead. Beer is great. I just watched the television about ten minutes ago. Oompah oompah, stick it up yer joompah!

[BBAD]

Hi

[hippiehillbilly]

Say, hippiehillbilly, what song are you listening to at the moment? I'm going to say a word, and then you have to say the first word that comes into your head. Ding dong the witch is dead. Beer is great. I just watched the television about ten minutes ago. Oompah oompah, stick it up yer joompah!

umm,, thats the spirit..:rolleyes:

im not listening to anything,the fan.

the power was out for 12 hours here today so i was subjected to country music and gospel all day..

thats the only two stations this piece of shit emergency radio will pick up.

i would love a cc radio but im cheap.err broke..lol

[hippiehillbilly]

Hi

howdy.. nice to see you..:D

[BBAD]

I have never been so scared to hit that "post quick reply" button

[hippiehillbilly]

i know what ya mean... kinda makes ya think dont it..

[BBAD]

yep...and Im not used to thinking before posting :D


...I mean more than 2 seconds at a time:cool:

[hippiehillbilly]

oh if you knew me in everyday life youd be chuckling on how difficult this is gonna be for me...:D

its all good clean fun till somebody gets their foot blowed off..lol

[BBAD]

I read alot here....so in a way ..I do know you...we just never posted in the same thread I think :cool:

[hippiehillbilly]

or in these days of jack ass,till someone suffers third degree burns around their asshole..:eek:

[hippiehillbilly]

I read alot here....so in a way ..I do know you...we just never posted in the same thread I think :cool:

i would say the options of threads to post in have now shrunk immensely so im sure we will bump into each other from time to time now...:cheers2:

[BBAD]

i would say the options of threads to post in have now shrunk immensely so im sure we will bump into each other from time to time now...:cheers2:

I dont know....my specialty is fixing cars..and I dont like to argue much


I could totally be a Hillbilly though....but I never seen a Hillbilly section here

[Aristartle]

You might be a Canadian redneck...

if you actually like to wear a toque!

[hippiehillbilly]

I dont know....my specialty is fixing cars..and I dont like to argue much


I could totally be a Hillbilly though....but I never seen a Hillbilly section here



yer in it.. ;)

i really dont like to argue either.. i do like being a smart ass which seems to lead to arguments many times on here because folks have trouble detecting sarcasm and then sure i will play tit for tat but rarely do i intend to argue with anyone in real life or on here..

im always laughin an trying to have fun,nothing more..

[BBAD]

my yard currently holds 3 four wheelers,4 lawn tractors,3 four wheel drive trucks,2 skidoos.....oh I could just keep going but you get the picture:cool:


...and I only wear ballcaps..no tuques...I have more than twenty....all the exact same:hat:

[BBAD]

....plus I have all kinds of junk stored in other peoples yards LOL:D

[Kinky Ramona]

Thank god, because I've been wanting to bitch that we have two pregnant girls at work now, but had no idea where to go. Now I'm going to bitch about it here. That means we're going to lose two to maternity leave in the fall. Grr.

[Hilder]

OOOOOh.. Can I use my frontier and texas speak here?
I was worried no one would understand it afore. :p

[Kinky Ramona]

I understand Texas speak, girl, I have to speak it myself sometimes. Can you understand drunk speak? Cuz I'm mighty hammered bout now. :D

[brayingdonkey]

hi

[BBAD]

Hello Yacking Jackass....I mean Braying Donkey :)


That was a joke ....just so we are clear :cool:

[brayingdonkey]

Hello Yacking Jackass....I mean Braying Donkey :)


That was a joke ....just so we are clear :cool:

Omg, I'm so reporting you asshole.

[GLENGLEN]

Hi BBAD...........Don't Think Iv'e Had The Pleasure Of Meeting You

Before........Hope To See You Around, And Have Lots Of

Meaningful Discussions Together..



Cheers Glen.

EDIT:......:D..:D..:D..:D.

[BBAD]

Omg, I'm so reporting you asshole.you better put a smilie face or Ill report you!!!:)



:rolleyes:

[BBAD]

Hi BBAD...........Don't Think Iv'e Had The Pleasure Of Meeting You

Before........Hope To See You Around, And Have Lots Of

Meaningful Discussions Together..:)



Cheers Glen.

I Pm'd you a few times.....but was IGNORED:mad:

:cool:

[GLENGLEN]

I Pm'd you a few times.....but was IGNORED:mad:

:cool:

Never Received Any..:(.



Cheers Glen.

EDIT:..Just Checked Again.....Last One Was From Squirrel Boi

On The 30th March......... Nothing Since Then...:(

[BBAD]

Never Received Any..:(.



Cheers Glen.

Thats weird...it was a long time ago...like when I first joined back in June or July.....sent you a friend request too....WHICH WAS IGNORED:mad:


:D

[Hilder]

I understand Texas speak, girl, I have to speak it myself sometimes. Can you understand drunk speak? Cuz I'm mighty hammered bout now. :D

hehehe fab. Of course I understand drunk speak, Im fluent in.
Yer welcome to throw it at me anytime, if yauntoo.

[BraveSirRubin]

Dilli habla espanol.

Y tengo pereza, asi que no quiero poner esa mierda sobre la "n".

[BBAD]

I know some Texan

Steak...Truck..Cheerleader girls...George Dubya...Gun..Beef...Walker Texas Ranger


what else do I need to learn?

[Kinky Ramona]

I don't like trucks, cheerleaders, George Dub, guns, or Walker. We have some work to do, my friend.

[BBAD]

I don't like trucks, cheerleaders, George Dub, guns, or Walker. We have some work to do, my friend.


Hows about Buddy Holly....you gotta like that:cheers2:

and Stevie Ray Vaughn

[Kinky Ramona]

They both a'ight. ;)

[Aristartle]

Dilli habla espanol.

Y tengo pereza, asi que no quiero poner esa mierda sobre la "n".

No shitty "n" words. I got my eyes on you. :D

[BraveSirRubin]

No shitty "n" words. I got my eyes on you. :D

What? I can't say nigger? In my country it means "black person", completely politically correct and all. :cheers2:

I was talking about the accent ontop of the "n" though.

[Aristartle]

~?

[Hilder]

lol se habla espanol.

[Kinky Ramona]

No se habla espanol. :D

[Hilder]

a que si. :p

[BraveSirRubin]

~?

Si!

Yo tengo muchas langostas en mi cuerpo de plata, con oro dorado, sombre la puerta, de mi imaginacion.

[BBAD]

quesadila conquistador?

[Aristartle]

Si!

Yo tengo muchas langostas en mi cuerpo de plata, con oro dorado, sombre la puerta, de mi imaginacion.

Hmm...

You have have lots of ... (languages?) in your body of... mon... with gold... shadows of the door... in your imagination?

You're talking gibberish now. I think.

[Aristartle]

The unicode format for the "n" tilde = keystroke Alt+0241

[Hilder]

lol he has many lobsters on his body made of silver with gold over the door to his imagination.
sobre= over not sombre.

[BraveSirRubin]

Too much work.
Hmm...

You have have lots of ... (languages?) in your body of... mon... with gold... shadows of the door... in your imagination?

You're talking gibberish now. I think.

Close.

[Aristartle]

Yeah, I should take a beginner's spanish someday. I think I'd be good at it.

[Kinky Ramona]

Yeah, I should take a beginner's spanish someday. I think I'd be good at it.

It's so easy!

[BraveSirRubin]

Yeah, I should take a beginner's spanish someday. I think I'd be good at it.

Go and like teach English in a Spanish speaking country instead.

[Aristartle]

It's so easy!

I know. I can usually watch spanish films and listen to it well, I just... have no idea what I'm doing.

You're probably 10 times better at speaking it than I am.

[Aristartle]

Go and like teach English in a Spanish speaking country instead.

I looked into that the other day. I get a credit for doing it through this program:

www.intercordia.org

[BraveSirRubin]

I looked into that the other day. I get a credit for doing it through this program:

www.intercordia.org (http://www.intercordia.org)

I refuse to read that heathen language.

But, you really should do it though.

[brayingdonkey]

langosta= lobster.

[Kinky Ramona]

Espanol = Spanish. :D Just thought I'd add to the clarification, here. :)

[hippiehillbilly]

...and I only wear ballcaps..no tuques...I have more than twenty....all the exact same:hat:

i only wear ballcaps as well and i have dreads..:eek:

now that by definition is "hippie hillbilly"..lol

[hippiehillbilly]

Thank god, because I've been wanting to bitch that we have two pregnant girls at work now, but had no idea where to go. Now I'm going to bitch about it here. That means we're going to lose two to maternity leave in the fall. Grr.

shouldnt be any problem finding replacements . you should be able to hire two folks with PHD's to fill their positions by then...

[hippiehillbilly]

well great, just went through the 11 pages of active threads and 99% of them are either from the sex forums or stoners lounge..

yawn..

i guess this will be known as a great place if your under 20 get stoned and want to learn how to anal masturbate with a carrot while looking at body shots..:rolleyes:

blah..think ill go read the news..

[earthmother]

That's the spirit!

Hey, who knows? Maybe some of this will lead to a spiritual breakthrough.

At which point, the hipforums universe can transend, levitate Skip's thoroughly scared-stiff body to the top of the Empire State Building, and take over, leaving him as a babbling idiot which needs to be fed and have it's diapers changed....

[McLeodGanja]

Hello. I'm having a nice cup of tea.

[Hilder]

Im smoking a joint, trying to get rid of bodyaches from sleeping too much.
And I feel a headache coming on. I hope im not getting sick.

[hippiehillbilly]

headache,thats what i was gonna do.. aspirin..thanks for reminding me i had a headache..:rolleyes:

spring = pollen.

[McLeodGanja]

I had a twitch in my leg this morning, but after i went back to bed for a couple of hours, and OK I'll admit I did throw a quick one off while i was there, the twitch in my leg seems to have gone!

[Hilder]

Is that what it is? allergies?
I hope so man. I took some advil.

[McLeodGanja]

I'm taking bee pollen for allergies, seems to be working a treat so far, but the real hay fever season hasn't really kicked in yet.

[Hilder]

I had a twitch in my leg this morning, but after i went back to bed for a couple of hours, and OK I'll admit I did throw a quick one off while i was there, the twitch in my leg seems to have gone!

roflmao

Your third leg? :p

[McLeodGanja]

roflmao

Your third leg? :p

No my left one, at the knee, it was visible twitching like buggery, and i reckon it's what caused my third leg to twitch also.

[Fyrenza]

How many knees does a dude have?

FOUR:

Right knee,
Left knee,
High knee,
and Wee knee!

Yeah, i'm a dork, sometimes! :rolleyes:

[McLeodGanja]

I don't get it.

[Fyrenza]

I don't get it.

Don't get what?

[McLeodGanja]

Your knee joke.

[Face Eater]

I need to go to the toilet. Someone go for me.

[Fyrenza]

Your knee joke.

What knee joke?

[BBAD]

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/picture.php?albumid=2857&pictureid=23895

[rambleON]

im carl sagen, i live like german pagans.

[LauraMay]

My eyes are sore :(

[odon]

My eyes are sore :(

Staring at a monitor too long or have you just entered the gates of hell?

[LauraMay]

Staring at a monitor too long or have you just entered the gates of hell?

Both of those and completely hung over this morning :cool:

Still have that "A Knife Is Stabbing Me In The Head" feeling :eek:

[ChronicTom]

McLeodGanja,

High Knee - hinney (or ass)
Wee Knee - weanie (or dick)

[hippychickmommy]

I made some kick-ass homemade pesto yesterday for the first time and I'm so proud! I have GOT to grow my own cooking herbs. I had to go to three different grocery stores to find fresh basil! Sheesh!

[TheSystemOrange]

hi

[Fyrenza]

I made some kick-ass homemade pesto yesterday for the first time and I'm so proud! I have GOT to grow my own cooking herbs. I had to go to three different grocery stores to find fresh basil! Sheesh!

i do.

Parsley.

Jalapenos.

Some Cilantro, but not too much.

Us Texicans can't stand too much of that herb...

[Fyrenza]

A reply to my reply:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U3rO0GbEhI&feature=PlayList&p=728FDD20018C3C8B&index=6&playnext=7&playnext_from=PL

What think, YOU?

[Jaitaiyai]

We have one in UK Randomness. Off Topic Thread (http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=223055&f=130)
I've made waay too many posts in there. :D

There's even a poll, if you vote then vote Banana! :D

[opel diamond]

We have one in UK Randomness. Off Topic Thread (http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=223055&f=130)
I've made waay too many posts in there. :D

There's even a poll, if you vote then vote Banana! :D

shut up Jai.


FISH!!!

[Jaitaiyai]

shut up Jai.


FISH!!!:mad:
BANANA all the way!


Would you eat a fish milkshake?
Or give a monkey a fish?
Would you keep fishes in the fruit bowl?
I think not. :cool:

[opel diamond]

:mad:
BANANA all the way!


Would you eat a fish milkshake?
Or give a monkey a fish?
Would you keep fishes in the fruit bowl?
I think not. :cool:

but fish are much more beautiful and graceful and colourful and diverse. a banana is just a banana. :cool::cool: double cooled you.

[Jaitaiyai]

Bananas can be colourful if you beat them up. And they smell WAY better than fishes do.

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Now you can't get any cooler than me.

To conclude this argument Banana>Fish. Vote Banana president 08, uhh.. Wait, No, vote Banana in the Off Topic Thread. Yeah.

[european]

Smurfs are creepie.

[Jaitaiyai]

According to Slacker, Smurfs are here to get us used to seeing Blue people when Krishna comes.

[european]

The colour blind will be infidels.

[LauraMay]

Both of those and completely hung over this morning :cool:

Still have that "A Knife Is Stabbing Me In The Head" feeling :eek:

:rofl:

[Jaitaiyai]

Banana better be winning.

[european]

*tag. youre it.

[Micha]

leon russell? :D yeah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi0ot4GD2_w

[scratcho]

scratchin' me plums and listening to Leon.Good times.