filthiest

[Ellied]

hardly anybody posts here so i thought i would. hiya!!!
Who here is the filthiest? come on decide!!:p

[Alomiakoda]

Me.

[Claire]

Me.
Can't really argue with that:p

Does she get a crown or something? Hip Forums Princess of Filth maybe?

Just a thought:p

Love Clairexxx

[Alomiakoda]

Oooooh...can I can I can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

[showmet]

Yay:) Well done Bob!

[Claire]

I dunno though... World of Dan does a pretty good job of being filthy now I come to think of it:H

Fight to the death?:eek:

Love Clairexxxx

[Alomiakoda]

He can be prince

This award is MINE!

[showmet]

I think in fairness Dan and Bob should participate in a round of naked mudwrestling to see who gets the crown... I shall adjudicate.

[Claire]

Genius!!!!

[Alomiakoda]

Look at the sig:

I HAVE the award and I am GOING to keep it :p

[The World of Dan]

it's me... 100% - who else would build this site: http://doctor.theice.co.uk/

[Alomiakoda]

No...it's ME!

I'm younger and have fitted more dirty mindedness into a much smaller space of time!:p

[Paul]

It isn't me, I've been tested and proven to be as pure as the driven snow :)

[The World of Dan]

but is your age not going to count against you? after all.... everyone was born 'innocent'.. and most of us stay innocent until at least the beginning of the teenage years... you're still a teenager.. hence you've been 'innocent' more recently than I have....

I on the other have have not been innocent for at least 12-13 years or so... PLus I've got the 'wise old own' thing going on... so NER!!

*flashes cock* see - filthy :p LOL

[Alomiakoda]

You leave me with no choice...

I challenge you to a naked mud wrestle

*Slaps round face with sanitary towel*

[The World of Dan]

You leave me with no choice...

I challenge you to a naked mud wrestle

*Slaps round face with sanitary towel*I accept

*accepts the duel in the time honored way of slapping my opponant's face with my anal-sex stained cock* (see, pure filth).

Choose your weapons...

[Alomiakoda]

Nipple clamps, a rampant rabbit deluxe and bondage tape :p

[Claire]

Should be a good one this huh Jon?

*hands Jon some popcorn* *gets comfy*

[showmet]

*props eyelids open with matchsticks*

[The World of Dan]

Right then, lets get this show on the road..

*farts to get started*

I'll even let you have the first move for free.. do your worse :p

[Alomiakoda]

*Whacks you over the head with the vibrator, clamps your bollocks with the nipple clamps and ties you to Claire with the bondage tape*

There. I win :p

[Claire]

"Jon!" "HELP!!!":eek:

[showmet]

*ties bob to claire and dan with bondage tape and sits back*

[Alomiakoda]

Grrrrrrrrr

[Claire]

"oo this is fun!:D "

*grabs jon and attaches him to Dan with a strategically placed nipple clamp*

[showmet]

eek:eek:

and ow!:eek:

[The World of Dan]

*grabs jon and attaches him to Dan with a strategically placed nipple clamp*Exactly which part of my body is attached to which part of his body? At any rate, I'm sure I'll enjoy it more than he will ;)

Sorry about the delay, I was just masturbating into a bowl of cereal... want some?

*Grabs dildo and sticks it up Alomiakoda ass, then clips buttons shut with nipple clap... Takes second nipple clamp, hold it open over Alomiakoda exposed right nipple, and then lets go, with it slamming shut*

oh dear, you're not bleeding are you :p LOL

[Smartie.uk]

but wait.. who is this running in from the crowd... is it? yes its smartie.. wielding a gimp mask(complete with ball gag), a tub of ky and a bowl of jizz soak corn flakes...

"these are yours i think dan* forcibly feeding them to him.. then smothering himself in ky and jumping into the frey he attaches the gimp mask in 1 quick motion to the head of jon*...
now bite down bitch... dont say you dont love it....

[HippyFreek2004]

Honestly, since I talk to Dan often....I think he should get the award....I mean, come on! He posts his dick, took pictures of my breasts (don't ask), and all the other things he says and does....well, he's just so open in his filthiness....I'll shut up though, and just watch...

*sits down with popcorn to watch the fight*

[The World of Dan]

I've got jars of personal *waste* that I keep in my cupboard... pee, poo, vomit, bogies, semen, sweat.. all colour coded and dated... when I die, they are going to build a clone of me using the raw materials I've donated.

[Ellie-Rose]

Here have some more for your storage...

*Vomits*

[stardust]

how has claire not been voted for an award???

the filth forums are always busiest when she is skiving off work!!