Randy Newman hit song "Short People":

[Olympic-Bullshitter]

(They got little noses/and tiny little teeth/they wear platform shoes/on their nasty little feet") Today it would become a meme; shortness would prevail as an insult.

[BlazingDervish]

Haha. My tall friend sings that song to me from time to time.

I see more of a pirates vs ninja's outcome.

Put some crappy Paint animation to the tune and put it in the right hands, it could still go memely.

[Biida]

Of all people, my mother introduced me to this song, long, long ago.

I vote yes if there's a vote. This would amuse me.