Alomiakoda
09-29-2004, 01:19 AM
1. Hold onto a parsnip as you jump off the Empire State Building.
2. Push a parsnip up your nostril with one hand as you shoot yourself with the other.
3. Throw yourself from a great height out of an aeroplane with a parsnip tied to your back instead of a parachute.
4. Cut a parsnip meticulously into thin slices with a very sharp knife. Then stab yourself repeatedly with the knife.
5. Grip a parsnip between your teeth and lie down on a railway line. Wait patiently.
6. Go on a pedestrian-killing spree in any American state still retaining the death penalty. Let yourself be caught, and your only explanation be that a parsnip told you to do it.
7. Find a carrier bag. Place a parsnip in it. Put the bag over your head and fasten securely. If bored, nibble the parsnip.
8. Tape a parsnip to your forehead and jump off a nearby pier.
9. Plant a parsnip carefully in a field, then walk casually into another field full of clinically insane rampaging wildebeest. Sit down and wait.
10. Walk round the back alleys of the Bronx at night saying, in an unnecessarily loud voice, "I have three thousand dollars and a parsnip in my wallet and I am totally unarmed." Struggle madly nevertheless when you are confronted by men with large knives.
2. Push a parsnip up your nostril with one hand as you shoot yourself with the other.
3. Throw yourself from a great height out of an aeroplane with a parsnip tied to your back instead of a parachute.
4. Cut a parsnip meticulously into thin slices with a very sharp knife. Then stab yourself repeatedly with the knife.
5. Grip a parsnip between your teeth and lie down on a railway line. Wait patiently.
6. Go on a pedestrian-killing spree in any American state still retaining the death penalty. Let yourself be caught, and your only explanation be that a parsnip told you to do it.
7. Find a carrier bag. Place a parsnip in it. Put the bag over your head and fasten securely. If bored, nibble the parsnip.
8. Tape a parsnip to your forehead and jump off a nearby pier.
9. Plant a parsnip carefully in a field, then walk casually into another field full of clinically insane rampaging wildebeest. Sit down and wait.
10. Walk round the back alleys of the Bronx at night saying, in an unnecessarily loud voice, "I have three thousand dollars and a parsnip in my wallet and I am totally unarmed." Struggle madly nevertheless when you are confronted by men with large knives.