The Student Dream Aptitude Test:

[SelfControl]

LINK (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=18112463402818028981
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I made this with a mate over MSN at about 4 in the morning. Can someone please take it, to justify my not sleeping/fucking/wanking/whatever for that period of time?

[the_river_daughter]

god damn it! im a painfully average student...

[Spyder]

wow im 80% student rockin' i think i missed the other 20% cos i havent "nailed some freshers" yet

[SelfControl]

I've been nailed as a fresher, probably should've put that in there. But I did better than I expected to, don't really feel like I'm living the dream.

[HippyFreek2004]

hell yea! an 80%! I must be doing something right...

Holly

[Alomiakoda]

Living the Dream
Congratulations! You scored 70%!

Yeah, that's the stuff: the Student Dream is in yr soul and in yr life! You get hammered well, plan sexual encounters which will naturally never come to fruition, and you've probably microwaved a bunch of wacky stuff. Keep at it though; the Student Dream can't live itself - it needs YOU!

[Hippie_Girl]

Mine was in the high 50s :) I think I must have to be a student first to actually take the test... damn graduating this year! :p

[SelfControl]

Nah, it only affects the first question, everything else is hypothetical.

[Paul]

I can't get the link to work

[Ellie-Rose]

god damn it! im a painfully average student...

Me too:p

I got 39%

hahhaa.. peas in a pod wench!!

[SharyBobbins]

Painfully Average
Congratulations! You scored 55%!


You've at least heard of the Student Dream, but aren't really putting the effort in. Your problem is more than likely a misguided belief in moderation. You know that nagging voice in your brain that reminds you you have a lecture tomorrow? Well, alcohol causes brain damage, so take up thy keg and funnel and drown the bugger! Find a wise sensei/second year to tutor you and the Student Dream may yet be in your sight.