Vaginas and Attention Seeking Whores

[indian~summer]

also works if you're insecure, feeling fat or had a bad day

step right up and i will compliment you all personally

[Jaitaiyai]

memememe first. :)

[I'minmyunderwear]

i'm an insecure blob and my hair looks terrible today.

plus i'm a huge vagina.

[indian~summer]

memememe first. :)
you have a kick ass pirate voice
and you're totally welcome to come on board my ship and swab the deck
arrr matey

you just need to get your drinking abilities up kiddy
under me you'll be a great pirate one day

[indian~summer]

i'm an insecure blob and my hair looks terrible today.

plus i'm a huge vagina. you have a marvelous ass that i would love to penetrate with my penis some day

[A-Bear's-Vagina]

Please help me, I feel pathetic and alone. Only your kind words will keep me from jumping off of a bridge. Your response will decisively decide whether or not I survive. My life is in your hands.

[indian~summer]

Please help me, I feel pathetic and alone. Only your kind words will keep me from jumping off of a bridge. Your response will decisively decide whether or not I survive. My life is in your hands.
but if you jump off a bridge i'll never get to...wait you should totally jump off a bridge
but please tell me where i can find your corpse.. i mean that way i can give it back to your family when i'm done..i mean when i find you..yeah

[mamaKCita]

i had three hours of alone time, and i wasted it here.

[indian~summer]

i had three hours of alone time, and i wasted it here.
that's cause you love us
and we love you
you sexy thing you

[mamaKCita]

i just can't quit you!!!!

[indian~summer]

i just can't quit you!!!!
but why would you want to?

*kisses*

[mamaKCita]

link me your hooters uniform pic? to cheer me up and let me be lazy.

[indian~summer]

http://images.heaven666.org/images/fat-tinkerbell.jpg

:biggrin:

[redyelruc]

This will be the thread from which I will compose my list of people to take with me when I finally snap.

I fucking hate attention seekers.

[Tree-Hugger]

also works if you're insecure, feeling fat or had a bad day

step right up and i will compliment you all personally

I don't want a compliment. But I am insecure about my weight, I always feel fat and I had a shitty day due to pain today.

[Dave_techie]

This will be the thread from which I will compose my list of people to take with me when I finally snap.

I fucking hate attention seekers.
I'll be going for politicians myself.

[indian~summer]

This will be the thread from which I will compose my list of people to take with me when I finally snap.

I fucking hate attention seekers.
i want to fuck you.

[indian~summer]

I don't want a compliment. But I am insecure about my weight, I always feel fat and I had a shitty day due to pain today.
the latest pic of you in the thread where you post pics of yourself, you look really skinny
and really redonkulously sexy
i'd go gay for you

if i had enough booze and coke

but yeah
;)

[indian~summer]

I'll be going for politicians myself.
i hope that you don't murder piaf's future husband...

then all my training will be for not :(

you're the biggest vagina in need of a good cunt punt and raping
i can help with both actually

[Dave_techie]

i hope that you don't murder piaf's future husband...

then all my training will be for not :(

you're the biggest vagina in need of a good cunt punt and raping
i can help with both actually
you know where I live.

[Aristartle]

you know where I live.

She does? :confused:

[Dave_techie]

She does? :confused:
apparently I have to answer questions now.

and I didn't see why not.

it's not like she's going to kill me.

[Aristartle]

apparently I have to answer questions now.

and I didn't see why not.

it's not like she's going to kill me.

I see.

[Dave_techie]

I dunno.

I'm overtrusting in my paranoia.

[indian~summer]

what's wrong with that allison?
i know where a bunch of people on here live, i've sent cards and letters and even necklaces to a couple people

i plan on going to a couple people's houses and raping them, but that's completely harmless
it's not like they wouldn't like to be raped...:rolleyes:

[Allonym]

im old today, and feel fat and blah.
>.> thankfully i have cheesecake to comfort me after work

[mamaKCita]

i was deliberately poking at trolls yesterday under their happy little bridge. i played the pompous, pedantic, uppity know it all card. it never fails to make someonne itch.

[Dave_techie]

i was deliberately poking at trolls yesterday under their happy little bridge. i played the pompous, pedantic, uppity know it all card. it never fails to make someonne itch.
hey, going after trolls is one thing, but going after them under their bridge? that's fuckin' harsh.

[mamaKCita]

i was bored and got boreder. i'm so lame.

[Jaitaiyai]

i was bored and got boreder. i'm so lame.*cyber high five*

hell yea.

[indian~summer]

im old today, and feel fat and blah.
>.> thankfully i have cheesecake to comfort me after work
BIRTHDAY SEX!

:)

you're not old or fat, you're sexy
go fuck boyfriend

kc, if you're lame, than so am i
and i know i'm not lame
so clearly you're not either

[mamaKCita]

excellent.

my kids are making me insane. should i just chill the fuck out?

[Allonym]

BIRTHDAY SEX!

:)

you're not old or fat, you're sexy
go fuck boyfriend

kc, if you're lame, than so am i
and i know i'm not lame
so clearly you're not either

mostly i feel pudgy
stupid flub
the boyfriend is cute but im having a drink (hot chocolate and baileys) and he doesnt liek to do anything if ive had even one drink. silly goose. also, amaretto cheesecake is my secret lover. mmmmmmmm cheesecake

[Tree-Hugger]

the latest pic of you in the thread where you post pics of yourself, you look really skinny
and really redonkulously sexy
i'd go gay for you

if i had enough booze and coke

but yeah
;)


So I just need to get you drunk and high......well I know what I need to save my money for now.

[indian~summer]

if i didn't drink obscene amounts and then have my inhibitions lowered, i would probably never get laid
i usually have retardedly high standards as to who i date/fuck...when i'm sober
when i'm drunk i'll fuck anyone....

not waiting to do anything after one drink is fucking retarded

kids are cute kc, but i say you chill the fuck out, get laid, have some action jackson type of fun and enjoy things for the way they are
things are wicked awesome

i might be retarded drunk...

[mamaKCita]

we have strep. all joy is gone. WAAAAAH!

i'll have sex with anyone when i'm drunk, too. the true shame is when you look at someone you don't actually want to fuck but like them and start pounding drinks to get through it. i did that before.

[Arlandis]

me next :)

[Dave_techie]

I dunno what to do. but writing about it helped a very tiny bit.

[indian~summer]

i'd have sex with any of you... and i am drunk :)

[indian~summer]

me next :)
you are a wicked awesome viking, and you have good taste in black metal
i'd definitely burn down a church with you and drink your blood, and allow you to drink mine :)

:)
i don't really know you to compliment you personally, but is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Arlandis]

you are a wicked awesome viking, and you have good taste in black metal
i'd definitely burn down a church with you and drink your blood, and allow you to drink mine :)



I just got an erection :eek:

[Jaitaiyai]

I just got an erection :eek::cool: So did I-- Uhh... I mean.. uh..

Nice weather, huh?

[Jaitaiyai]

If I was pretty people would pay more attention to me; tell me how pretty I am!!

[Dave_techie]

If I was pretty people would pay more attention to me; tell me how pretty I am!!
that may be illegal in some municipalities :D


totally kidding.

[Jaitaiyai]

that may be illegal in some municipalities :D


totally kidding.Lol..

Five months here. :cool:

[indian~summer]

i'll see you in five months than :wink:

i am so glad that erections are being talked about

i have a raging hard on right now

[Penny]

I've been feeling rather good lately but there's 2 things.. I am very confused in my love life.. I have a fear of ending up all alone.. old.. with no one to love me.. no one I'd really love.. ugh I dunno how to explain.. and I feel fat. My fucking birth control made me gain 13 fucking lbs and although I've stopped it, and NEVER plan to go on estrogen bc pills again, I'm having a real hard time going back down to 108.. actually I wanna be 104.. and right now, I'm sorry if it offends anyone that I feel fat at 121 lbs (I'm 5'4'') I just feel bad about how short my hair is too.. and I feel like I look 40..

UGH most horrible post I've ever posted!!!! hahahaha I sound melodramatic, spoiled, and like I'm fishing for compliments.

It's really none of that though haha I'm just venting bullshit.. tired.

[Didymus Doppelgänger]

I want some digital love...